#when she's like 45 I'm obsessed w it

[thoughtsofahouseplant]

Slayyyter’s response to SMG being scandalized by her twitter name being “ms. new titties” (“I also am NOT going to read her name . . . When you pick your twitter name, just think about all the people that are gonna see it”)

[bratphilia]

his bunny (w. afton x reader)

request: "hii!! i have been obsessed with your lillard!afton fics lately and i just have to ask you to write another. i was wondering if you could do something like afab! reader is a student in college and william is her engineering professor? she is purposefully failing his class just to get his attention and some “extra credit”. but little does she know william has been obsessed with her ever since she stepped foot in his class. if it helps, teachers pet by melanie martinez could have a huge influence on this. thank you so so much!! ♡♡"

note: thank you so much, i'm glad you've been enjoying the content i've been putting out! fun fact i was obsessed with this song when k-12 first came out. also professor!william has been on my mind recently so i'm glad you requested this!! the e-mail section is a little awkward because i absolutely hate using "y/n"

pairing: steve raglan / william afton x reader

tags: age gap (reader is college age 18-21 and william is 45-50), creepy and stalking behavior from william, oral sex (m receiving), facial, dirty talk, slut-shaming, mean dom!william, desk sex

engineering. your worst class. not because you were bad at it or anything. it was all your professor.

and no, not because he's a bad teacher either. he's just so fucking hot it makes your brain go fuzzy every time he speaks. he lectures with his large hands enthusiastically. he always wears some form of purple on him, whether it's a tie or his slacks. everything about him is so intoxicating.

but he's never noticed you.

not when you try to catch his eye before and after class. not when you greet him with a "good morning, sir." and every time you've attended his office hours, a fucking ta helps you every single time. it's making you go crazy, not getting what you want.

you even started to wear increasingly skimpier outfits. you always stick to a theme of a sexy school girl, even going as far enough to buy more short skirts and thigh high socks or leg warmers. the buttons of the blouses you wear paired with them are always unbuttoned just to show a peak of cleavage. you ignore the hungry and curious eyes of your other peers as you walk by them; it's not their attention you want. still, you feel a little silly putting in all this effort just for him to barely grumble a reply back to you at your futile efforts to talk to him.

so you put a plan in action. you either purposefully turn in every piece of homework late and answer most, if not all, the questions of your quizzes and mid-term until you're sure you're at the very bottom of the class grades-wise.

in fact, you wake up the day after your mid-term to an e-mail from professor raglan. the subject was titled "Meeting Request" with your name addressed at the beginning.

"I would like to arrange a meeting with you to discuss the current state of your progress in my class. After your most recent assessment and previous assignments, I'm concerned about your future in my class if you continue the pattern I am seeing reflected in your work. Let me know if tonight at 5:00pm works for you.

Thank you,

Professor Raglan"

any regular person's heart would have sunk to the pit of their stomach if they received that e-mail. however, you are not a normal person. your heart fucking soars. you immediately jump to respond in confirmation.

professor raglan knows better than to get caught up with students, but he just can't help it! you're too beautiful to ignore.

the craziest part is he knows what game you're playing. the outfits that reflect nothing but a stereotypical, sexy school girl you would see in a porn video. and especially the way your grades have dropped recently, when you started off being one of the brightest students in his class.

over time, he noticed your lack of participation in class. at first, he chalked it up to something more serious, like personal issues. and then he noticed those lingering stares, the way you chew your pen, twirl your hair, and rub your thighs together. he knows exactly what you're doing, and he's been ignoring you on purpose. he wants you to chase after him, to let him know what you really want, but you just won't. he partially doesn't blame you either, it would be highly inappropriate for a student to engage that way towards their professor. so he ignores you during class. he barely acknowledges the way you've tried to grab his attention.

steve more than reciprocates your feelings. in fact, he's probably more enamored with you than you can possible imagine. he has all your homework, your essays, even your mid-term saved digitally in a folder, with your name as the title, on his computer. he reads looks over them when he's taking a break from grading as a way to detox, which sometimes ends up in him masturbating thinking about you. he loves to read the failed work from his dumb little bunny.

he even followed you home once. he kept close distance away from you, hiding in the shadows of every corner you turned. it's the william in him that wants that does the stalking, he convinces himself. the hyde to his jekyll; his true self coming to show in the role he plays of an average college professor, a totally normal guy with a few quirks.

your room, conveniently let him catch a peep of you touching yourself, and you swore you saw you mouth the word 'professor' when you brought yourself to orgasm.

and so he decides to play your little game. after all, you created the perfect opportunity for him, and he's going to take the bait.

steve sits at his desk, grading the rest of the mid-term papers, while he awaits your arrival. your own paper is sitting separate from the other stack, easily accessible so the two of you can get straight to "talking" about it as soon as possible.

he hears a tell-tale knock at his door, and he tries not to answer with a smile in his voice as he calls out, "come in."

you open the door gingerly, and it takes everything in him not to eye you up and down, but at first glance he knows you're in your usual get-up. it's a pretty little number; white, short-sleeved blouse, black pleated skirt that stops around mid-thigh, and white socks that reach just above your knees. you smile at him, hands clasped behind your back, puffing forward your chest slightly.

"good evening, professor raglan," you say in an oh-so innocent tone, "you wanted to speak with me?"

god, the way you call him professor goes straight to his cock. "yes. sit down," he tells you, gesturing towards the chair in front of his desk.

you sit down and your professor clasps his hands, leaning back in his chair. "i hope my e-mail didn't worry you. this will be quick."

he watches your face fall at his last few words and he has to bite back his amusement. "you see," he starts, taking your paper and pretending to look at your paper, "you didn't answer a single thing correctly. everything was wrong. it's funny, because i've heard nothing but good reports from the ta's that have helped you during office hours."

you lean closer as he continues. a plethora of excuses come to mind, none of which seem adequate for the situation he's putting it. "so i'm just wondering, how dumb do you think i am?"

your mouth slightly falls open. that was not the reaction you intended to invoke from him. "i—i can explain, i just need more—"

he rolls his eyes. "don't give me that. i'm not an idiot like you clearly are."

if anyone else had called you an idiot, you would have been offended, but from him? it goes straight to your pussy.

you purse your lips and rub your thighs together, waiting for him to continue to berate you. "is it extra credit you want?"

"yes, professor," you answer.

"then get on your knees, slut."

he rolls his chair back to make room for you and watches as you make your way in front of him. you get on your knees as he instructed, waiting expectantly.

"do i have to do everything for you?" he sighs in faux disappointment. he loves your shocked reaction that this is even really happening to you. "you wanted this so take my cock out."

"no, professor," you mumble, reaching for the buttons of his slacks. there's an obvious bulge tenting in his pants that almost makes you salivate.

you pull out his cock from his boxers and he shivers at how cold your hands are. you must be freezing wearing that outfit, he realizes. and, fuck, are your hands so much smaller that his. you begin by pumping him and then reach to kitten lick his tip.

you start to suck on the tip and he sucks air between his teeth sharply. it feels like heaven but he can't take your teasing anymore. he grasps your hair, making a make shift ponytail, and guides your mouth to slowly lower down on his cock. you moan around him causing a pleasurable vibration. he continues to use your hair as a way to control your mouth moving in a slow, up and down motion.

"ah — shit — stay still for me, yeah, baby?" he asks breathlessly. you do as he says, keeping your neck still as he begins to thrust into your mouth.

he bucks into you, grunting about what a "tight mouth you have" and how "you're such a dirty whore for your professor." you moan around his cock at his words, only encouraging his movements. the gurgling and gawk noises coming from your throat make him impossibly harder. the grasp on your hair becomes tighter and his thrusts more erratic. he's close.

before steve comes, he moves your mouth off and begins pumping himself. you watch him eagerly as he never breaks eye contact from you. when he does, it's when he shuts his eyes and groans, spurts of his come painting your face, your neck, and top.

you look so beautiful like this, he thinks, but it comes out as, "you look like such a messy whore."

you blush and lick the ejaculate around your mouth. steve grabs your hand and pulls you to your feet. you feel a little unstable but he's pushing you face forward against his desk. he lifts your skirt, which he doesn't bother taking off, only to reveal your thong. of course.

"were you expecting this?" he asks with a chuckle. he pulls your thong and lets it snap against your ass, making you yelp.

"no, but i came prepared," you say boldly.

he tsks. "such a slut."

steve prods his cock at your entrance, making you wiggle your hips when he slides it up and down your slit. you wish he would just stick it in already, but he's bent on teasing you until you can't take it anymore. he wants you to beg for him.

he moves your hair to the side to whisper in your ear. "tell me what you want, bunny."

you whimper at the close proximity. you can feel his beard brushing against your cheek. "need your cock, sir. been wanting it for awhile."

"oh, i know," he says, and you can feel the smile spreading across his face. "just wanted to hear you say it."

with that he presses inside of you, filling you up inch by inch, agonizingly slow. you whine desperately, wanting more. your fingers dig into the desk. he slips out for a moment and slams back in, filling you to the hilt. from that point forward, he starts thrusting at gradually faster pace.

the room is obscenely filled with the sounds of both of your pants and the sounds of skin slapping against skin. he punctuates every thrust with a degrading phrase. it gets you even hotter.

before you know it you're close. clawing behind you, desperate to grab something, he takes both of your hands and holds them against the desk, giving a flurry of hard, fast thrusts. moans and whines tumble from your lips as you feel your body completely captured by an orgasm that makes you weak in the knees.

steve pulls out and comes on your back with a groan himself, incoherently slurring words of "whore" "slut" and "dumb bunny." he buries his face in the crook of your neck, attitude completely doing a 360.

"you did so well for me, sweetheart."

[kengan-daddies]

The Boy Next Door Baki Hanma x Motherly! Older Reader

Ch. 1 Ch. 2 Ch. 3 Ch. 4 Ch. 5

Taglist:

@zeniiis @tae-v-eat @hauntedsweetsfest @brynanna @cloudy-010

@hippiezworldz @urisu @milybqbes

Anime : Baki: Son of Ogre

Character : Baki Hanma

Warnings : Possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, murder, mention of suicide

The Boy Next Door Baki Hanma x Motherly! Older Reader

The Boy Next Door Baki Hanma x Motherly! Older Reader

'It's been a month since Kozue's death, and everyone's shock was heavy with silence, she wasn't the most popular girl but she was well known. She was known to be a happy, charming, positive, academic, and blunt girl, she was never known to be suicidal, depressed, or negative. The news flew around like wildfire when a female student discovered Kozue's body.'

'the school was shut down and everyone was evacuated with quickness, the school was out for the next week for proper investigations to be done, everyone who knew her was pulled aside for questioning, and nobody was seen as a suspect. They ruled her death off as the classic case of a suicidal teenager, and her case was closed.'

The Boy Next Door

Baki scoffed quietly as he lay on his bed, his hands laced behind his head and his ankles crossed as he stared at the ceiling. 'The laws get lazier and lazier each year, pretty soon they won't even care to investigate and will just write it off as some petty crime. It's pathetic how broken the system is.' He thought as his eyes drifted close. "Maybe I'll take a little nap, I got nothing better to do." He mumbled. His eyes glanced over at the small clock. '11:22 am... A nap wouldn't hurt.' He thought as he drifted off into a light nap

The sound of you scuring around the house brought him comfort. You were safe, and you were at home... The doorbell rang and his eyes snatched open, he sat up and looked at the clock. "4:45 pm... Damn felt shorter." He said as he got up from the bed. He listened as you opened the door and you happily greeted Kasumi. 'Damn... I really hate to do it to you too Kasumi... But you've been coming around a lot lately.' Baki calmly thought as he got up from his bed, and opened his door. As he walked down the stairs he could hear your and Kasumi's voices clearer.

"It's truly unfortunate." Kasumi said in a somber voice. You hummed in agreement as the sound of glass rang out, meaning you were getting ready to serve tea. "I'm worried for Baki, he doesn't seem too sad but he also doesn't seem very happy either. I just hope he's alright." Came your concerned voice. Baki sat down on the stairs, as he listened in to your and Kasumi's conversation. 'They must be talking about Kozue's death.' He thought. Kasumi grunted softly in response. "Baki's experienced the death of a loved one once before, I'm not too shocked that he isn't dramatic about her death... Then again, maybe he already knew that she was going through something."

Kasumi theorized. Baki leaned back on the steps, his elbows resting behind him as he listened, an amused look on his face. 'That's a pretty good theory.' He thought. The sound of a chair scooting sounded across the floor before a lightweight was put in it and it scooted back sounding more heavy. "Yes... That's true... I remember Baki's reaction to his mother's death... It wasn't a very pretty sight." You said sadly, your voice sounding distant as you went down memory lane. Baki lightly scoffed. 'I wasn't really sad about her death... I was shocked yeah... but I wasn't exactly sad.' He thought.

A heavier weight was shifted in another chair before the table creaked from the same weight. "I hate to say it, but due to Baki's mother's untimely end, prepared him ahead of time... Though, I would've expected him to have a more dramatic reaction to Kozue, due to how much more he loved her." Kasumi said, his voice somber and even but Baki could hear faint suspicion in his voice. Baki's eyes narrowed. 'Not everyone likes a smartass, Kasumi.' Baki thought. The room was quiet for a while, the two adults seemingly mourning Kozue's death silently, the sudden sound of the teapot squealing ended the silence.

The chair scooted across the floor before the weight was lifted off of it, the sound of your light footsteps sounded out as you went to get the teapot off the stove. The light sound of liquid being poured into a container sounded out before it stopped. "Thank you." Kasumi said softly, you hummed in response as the sound of liquid being poured sounded out again while the sound of metal being picked up from the wooden table sounded out as well quickly followed by metal taping glass.

Baki listened to the domestic sounds, a murderous look in his eyes. 'It sounds a bit too comfortable... I don't like it.' He thought. 'The sound of comfort within a home means family... and Kasumi is not family, and he never will be.' Baki thought as he stood up, he silently made his way back upstairs. 'I'll never allow it.' He thought before he turned and opened his door, going into his room for the rest of the afternoon.

The Boy Next Door

The crickets sang their familiar song into the night, the moon, not exactly full shined brightly in the cloudy sky. You lay awake in your bed, your hands laced together as they rested on your stomach, your thoughts swarming with what you and Kasumi spoke of earlier that evening.

{ Kasumi sat across from you, his third cup of tea freshly done, his stare cautious as he stared at you. "Be careful around Baki, something isn't right." He suddenly warned. You were currently drinking out of your teacup when he suddenly said that, you looked up at him in confusion as you pulled the cup away from your lips. "What are you talking about, Kasumi?" You asked. His stare was strong and unwavering as he stared at you. "Don't take this the wrong way, I care for Baki just as much as you do, but I can't help but be worried." He said.

You placed your teacup down on its saucer as you stared at him in confusion. "Kasumi... I don't understand, what are you trying to say?" You asked, you didn't want to just to conclusion or get angry but it was starting to sound like he was trying to say something. Kasumi sighed, almost as if he was preparing himself. "I think that Baki killed Kozue." He said. Your eyes widen as you stare at him in disbelief. You gently shook your head as you stared at him with slight anger. "No... no, no, no... That's impossible, he'd have no reason to do such a thing."

You defended, but Kasumi's stare never gave way and it made your heart ache. "Just think about it, (Y/n). He practically didn't even care when she was found dead. He either knew she was going to commit suicide or he already made plans to off her." He said, trying to make you see reason. You shook your head once more, refusing to believe it. "I'd believe that he probably knew she was going to jump, but I refuse to believe that he would kill her... Baki loved that girl too much... He... He wanted me to accept her as my future daughter-in-law for Christ's sake!!" You defended, your voice rising as the idea of the situation began to dawn on you.

Kasumi sighed once more as he stared at you with a worried look. "Look (Y/n), I don't want to offend you, I'm just-" He was cut off by your scoff as you glared at him. "Too late for that, I invite you in, have tea with you, and you turn around and accuse my son of being a murderer... Yeah, you totally didn't offend me." You said in an upset yet sarcastic voice. Kasumi stared at you with apprehension as his thoughts raced. "I'm sorry, (Y/n)... But, I hope that you can see where my concerns come from." He said in an apologetic voice. You crossed your arms as you sat back in your chair looking away from him as you shook your head.

He stared at you a little longer before he stood up, he walked around the table over toward you, he crouched in front of you, his hand on your lap as he messaged your thigh comfortingly. "Listen... I don't want to lose you, I'm just looking out for you... I just... hope you can understand that." He said softly. You finally looked down at him, hurt in your eyes. "I understand that... I just don't appreciate the fact that you're saying that about Baki... I mean, you know him!! You know he's too kind for that!" You said, your voice rising some as you leaned forward some. He nodded, his stare apologetic and cautious. He didn't want to get you riled up and make Baki come downstairs, he was confident in his skills, but he wasn't very sure if he'd be able to beat Baki if he decided to attack.

"You're right... I shouldn't think so lowly of him, I should know better than anyone else as to what kind of person Baki is... I'm sorry..." He said in a sincere voice. You stared down at him, the hurt in your eyes still evident but not as much as it was before. You nodded, accepting his apology. }

You sighed heavily at the memory before you turned on your side, curling in on yourself as you got lost in your thoughts, Kasumi's words finally weighing in on your thoughts as you battled with yourself. 'It's not true... It can't be... You're not like your father Baki... You're not that kind of boy... Right?' You somberly thought as you constantly juggled your thoughts before eventually succumbing to sleep.

The Boy Next Door

Baki sat on the floor next to your door, his legs bent as his arms rested on his knees. An unreadable look on his face as he thought to himself. 'So... Katsumi's suspicious of me?... I'll have to up my game then... If I kill him now thought, mom would be scared of me, and would probably try to get me locked up, and I can't have that... I'll just have to play it cool for a while, then strike when the moment is right.' He thought darkly as he listened to your soft breathing.

The Boy Next Door

The next morning Baki was up bright and early, he was in the backyard, performing basic morning workouts, and sweat dripped from his body as he put all of his focus into making his body stronger, the sun was appearing and disappearing behind clouds making it a good day to train out. It was a Saturday so Baki had all day to train. He stared into the distance lost in the thoughts that surrounded Kasumi.

The sound of your keys jiggling from inside the apartment caught his attention making him look up curiously at the opened patio door on the balcony. You looked around making sure you weren't forgetting anything before you started to walk over towards the patio door a smile bloomed on your face as you saw that Baki was already curiously standing at the door.

"Going somewhere, ma?" He asked curiously. You sighed tiredly as you nodded at him. "Yup, work called in today, they wanted me to come in so that I could fill in for Barbra." You explained. Baki hummed in thought as he processed the information. He wasn't too keen on Barbra, he didn't really like her but he didn't have an issue with her, just that she was an old, grumpy bitch. "Watch the house while I'm gone Baki, there's plenty of groceries in the house for you to eat from, okay?" You said as you placed your hand on your hip while the other held your keys.

He nodded in response and you nodded back turning away to leave the house as you did. "I'll be back by 5 or 6, behave yourself while I'm gone!" You called out as you opened the door and closed it behind you. Baki sighed in slight disappointment before he looked over at his dog, the old mutt was laying on the couch staring at him. His brows twitched for a bit before he turned back to make his way back out to the yard to continue his training.

"Whelp... guess it's just going to be me and you ol' boy." He spoke to himself as he went back outside, he got back into his training working endlessly to perfect his techniques and make new ones as his thoughts kept wavering from his father, to you, to Kasumi. He had to get stronger to defeat his father, he had to get stronger to keep you safe and he had to think of a way to get Kasumi off his tail. His thoughts went back to his father and worry slightly crawled over his spine.

'I can't let Dad find out about Mom... if he does, then he might her hurt or take her away. It's bad enough that Kasumi knows about her... wait.' His gaze lightened up as a sudden thought crossed his mind he then chuckled to himself. 'Why didn't I think of that sooner?' He thought in triumph as he continued his training, cooking up a plan to possibly kill two birds with one stone. 'It's brilliant, it's almost too good to be my own plan... this is going to be great.' He thought in amusement.

He trained for a few more hours before he decided it was enough and he came inside, he took a shower and ate lunch before he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV, watching some random show he found interesting on Netflix. A knocking sounded out and he looked at the door, he passed his show and got up to answer the door. It was some young man dressed casually, the only thing that caught Baki's attention was the pink cake in the man's hand. "Umm... does a (Y/n) (L/n) live here?" He asked. Baki nodded. "Yeah, she's my mom, but she's at work right now." He explained. The man nodded in understanding as he handed Baki the cake. He then bid Baki farewell as he walked back to his car.

Baki watched the man for a moment, confused as he looked down at the cake, his eyes widened in shock and his knees nearly buckled from fear, his heart raced and his blood ran cold. 'No... no, no, no. I'm not ready yet... why?' He thought in panic. 'I can't stop my legs from shaking... my hands are sweaty...' He thought, his mind taking in every little detail as his fight or flight senses were activated. His teeth grited in slight frustration. "if it's not Kasumi... then it's him." He said agitated.

On the pink cake, written in frosting was a message in hot pink. "Thanks for taking care of my son." He stared down at the cake in annoyance. "Well, so much for not letting Dad find out about her... it seems that he already beat me to the punch." He said aloud in annoyance.

The Boy Next Door

The sound of keys jiggling in the lock sounded out before the door opened, you walked in with a tired sigh as you closed the door and locked it behind you. Walking in you kicked off your shoes before you walked over to the counter, placing your keys and purse down on it as you sighed once more. You looked around, seeing that Baki wasn't downstairs, so you assumed that he was in his bed alseep. It was the weekend so it wouldn't be too shocking if he was. You walked up the stairs, going to check in on him.

You knocked on the door gently. "Baki?" You called out, but you received no answer, not too disturbed by this you gently creaked his door open, peaking in, your relaxed expression turned to one of confusion as you pushed the door open further and turned on the light. "Baki?" You called out once more as you looked around the empty room.

You walked inside, your eyes darting around as you looked for him before you looked down at his bed, with an arched brow you stared confusedly down at the pink cake, the top of it was smeared. "What the?" You questioned in a soft voice as you turned to leave the room. You walked throughout the house, looking everywhere for Baki, but he wasn't home. With slight worry, you fished out your phone from your purse, your brows tight as you dialed Baki's number. You waited for a while with baited breaths as you listened to it ring. "Hello?" came Baki's voice.

You sighed in relief as he answered. "Baki, where are you?" You asked getting straight to the point. "I'm at the park, sorry, I should've left a note." He said in an apologetic voice. You sighed as you turned to leab back against the counter. "It's fine, just please remember to do so next time, okay?" You said. "Okay." He responded. You blinked in thought for a moment before you looked up at the stairs. "Also, Baki?" You questioned. He hummed. "What's with that cake on your bed?" You asked. He chuckled.

"Apparently some girl from my school sent it to me, she wanted to show her condolences for Kozue's death, she said she was deathly afraid of cemeteries so she gave it to me. She would've given it to Kozue's parents but she said they weren't living there anymore." He explained. You gave a hum of understanding as a somber look crossed your face. After Kozue's funeral, her family moved away, nobody knows where to though, they just simply left, without so much as a goodbye. "I see... Well, why is the frosting smudged?" You asked.

He gave a sheepish and guilty laugh. "Umm... well you see..." You gave a fond smile as you sighed. "Let me guess, you got greedy and took a taste out of it?" You asked with a knowing tone. "Mmmaaayyybbbbeee?" He responded sheepishly. You shook your head. "Just be home before dinner okay?" You asked. He chuckled in relief. "Okay, I will." He said. You nodded, pleased with his answer. Once the phone call was ended, Baki's sheepish smile faded completely, going back to a numb stare as he pocketed his phone once more.

"Sorry Mom, you know I hate lying to you." He said as he walked down the busy streets of the city. "I gotta pay my old man a real quick visit."

The Boy Next Door

[tortoisebore]

since you have amazing music taste, what are more songs with the same vibe as west coast because i have become absolutely obsessed with the song since reading that one scene with the sharing headphones and i need more more more

i am evil laughing in my head rn there is nothing i love more than putting ppl on my specific favorite songs

west coast vibes let's see let's see

honestly so much of lana's stuff gives that vibe ugh i love her so bad. the entire ultraviolence album is literally just west coast in different fonts. outside of that album i also love diet mountain dew, doin' time, national anthem, and high by the beach

like.....west coast at the end of the day is rly just a sexy slutty little song. so i'm just pulling these from my sexy slutty playlist. the vibes could be way way off to anyone that is not me fgfgfjhjk im sorry in advance

for some reason freaking out on the interstate by briston maroney gives me that vibe??? prob just bc of the guitars

love is blindness by jack white is sexy as FUCK

do i wanna know by arctic monkeys obviously

so damn into you by vlad holiday

she by harry styles (don't boo me im right)

honestly.....gibson girl by ethel cain. the last two minutes of this song holy fucking god. headphones all the way up. eardrums rupturing. ascending.

talk by hozier is a bit of a stretch but those slutty little guitar riffs give me west coast vibes

ooooo and if we're talking slutty guitars then alrighty aphrodite by peach pit

list of people (to try and forget about) by tame impala

sweet dreams, tn by the last shadow puppets

come here by dominic fike

and okay hear me out on this last one. part of the reason i love west coast so much is that it has one of the best "last minute" breakdowns ever. i ascend to the sky when that weird little synth starts going off in the final chorus. like oh my god. i love a song with a last minute breakdown and 'as you are' by the weeknd has one of my favorite endings EVER. from the three minute mark on it's an absolute masterpiece. he pulled themes from other songs on the album into that last like 45 seconds and oh my god. listen w headphones turned up real loud trust me it's an experience.

[marzzthehuman]

time to yap about myself because I want to!! these are totally random facts so yeah. don't expect good grammar this is a yap not an essay

i have read both Warrior cats and Twilight. (I have read every twilight book and own ~45 warrior cat books)

muppets. ily Muppets. my favorite Muppets are Wembley (fraggle rock), Big bird (sesame street) and cookie monster (sesame street)

i have 5 siblings. lol. 1 biological sister and 4 step-siblings (yes all from the same side of the family. they are all my stepdad's kids) 2 stepsisters and 2 stepbrothers. My biological sister is the youngest and one of my stepbrothers is the oldest. here's oldest to youngest . Stepbrother1, Stepsister1, Me, Stepsister2, Stepbrother2, Sister. (fun fact me and SS2 are a week apart, me being a week older hehe. she is more mature than me though.)

my mom said I'm going to be the shortest out of all of my siblings (cries in 5'2 1/2"

i used to watch a lot of LPS music videos except like all on YouTube kids which it was kind of crazy how much got on there (there were multiple LPS popular episodes available on there too...)

i used to harass my mom on Minecraft. spawning tons of villagers, cats, and/or dogs, flooding her house, etc.

ive been a doctor who fan since I was 3

my favorite vocaloid songs are All I Need Are the Things I Like by PinnochioP and nyanyanyanyanyanyanya by daniwellP

in 2020 I found out what Hatsune Miku was but not really because when I googled her I didn't get any helpful information except something about Google banning her??? (along with the fact I didn't do any other research than that) then two years later learned what she actually was and now here we are ily miku

in the summer of 2022 when I got REALLY into Miku I found out about pjsk but didn't really care about it but then a few months later in December I was bored and remembered the game existed so I was like yk what lets try it. so here we are now. funny enough, I pretty much just started out the game only caring about Miku and skipped through the 'this is what this is' things so I had NO clue what was happening. in may 2023 I was scrolling through TikTok when I came across a ruikasa video and you see where that got me. got me into the game overnight and had to figure out the game on my own because I actually started caring about the other things besides the music part. (also a few months prior I had done my very first gacha pull because it was the fluffy Dreamland gacha rerun and I wanted Rui SO BAD without knowing anything about him and also not knowing you can train cards so imagine my shock when I finally figure out you can upgrade cards and I see I have the card I desperately wanted a few months prior. I also got the Nene card too I guess. my first 4*)

once I was really invested in this one youtube video about what would happen if all the humans disappeared and idk I thought it was interesting

in 2020 I was obsessed w that strawberry cow song. and then a year later when Washing Machine Heart was popular realized the og version of strawberry cow (Strawberry Blonde) was made by the same person (Mitzki)

when FNAF first came out I was not scared AT ALL and a year ish later despite my mom's protests I would hide in my closet and watch game theory about it beside me being very young. somehow I was not scared??? and then once my friend told me about circus baby and ballora (I was scared Ballora was in vents and holes in the wall but it wasn't that bad) and we would pretend we were Sister Location characters on the playground. (I was Ballora and she was Ennard. we also got some other people to play it as well) I was also obsessed with this one fan song at one point (You Can't Hide by CK9C) my first memory of me actually being scared of FNAF was in 2020 when I was scared glitchtrap/William afton was in my closet

i found out I was aro/ace when at an after school thing this person (they were a friend..ish??) was like 'who wants to kiss me' (or something like that??) and I was like 'uhh me ig' so then we did and then a few days later they gave me a note that said 'i like u' on it and that had me stressed out along with the fact I was sick. (I didn't have a fever and I wasn't throwing up so my dad decided I was well enough to go to school. it thought it was just a 'feel bad in the morning" thing but I just got worse throughout the day.) so I never gave a proper response to the note. the next day was the start of a 4 day weekend and I woke up in a fever-induced haze (I had just woken up from a weird ass fever dream about the office. yes the show) and in that fever-induced haze my brain was like 'oh wait I'm aroace' and I was like 'ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' so yeah that's how that happened (dw I texted the person and was like 'sorry I literally just figured out I'm aroace I am so sorry' and they were like 'ok')

[itsjaywalkers]

hello laurie<3 the two hour class route anon here and i wanted to tell you that i just finished reading nothing happens. and oh god. oh gOD?? OH MY FUCKING GOD JAMES ARE YOU OKAY??? I CANNOT BELIEVE THE MAN WHAT IS HE DOING WTF???? but also like... get it tho i hope u stay delusional as long as possible bc ohh he's gonna get so hurt😭😭 also him just casually saying 'we're such bros<3' abt reg after haviNG HIS HAND DOWN HIS PANTS HE'S SO UNSERIOUS ONG😭 and reg is just like '🧍‍♂️is this bitch fr-' bc wHAT is the meaning of platonic for these two

but. also. james just feeling sm love for reggie from when they meet that he doesn't even suspect he has romantic feelings for him bc he's just. always felt that way???? oh my GOD IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE

also emma😭 she's just going through it bc what kind of shit is this man pulling w her i was actually flabbergasted reading how james justified that damn kiss ong???

honestly just really looking forward to sirius' reaction to all this when he figures it out. i mean he spent like 3 years having his bsf and brother be jealous of each other for having to share him and now they're just doing whatever it is that they're doing and he cant even get mad at james bc the man doesn't even know‼️‼️ he's actually gonna go bald over these two omg

absolutely love them sm will be thinking abt these two on the route tmrw they're so so precious and silly i love them hope they get their shit together, even if its just for the sake of sirius' hair💗 thank you soo much for writing and sharing them with us i hope you have a great week<33

(also- didn't manage to complete the paper but the deadline hasn't passed yet so i'll just complete it tomorrow)

OMG HI BABE <333 genuinely don't know how u can deal with such a long commute, it takes me like . 45 min to get to work and that's already painful enough..

anyway HE IS NOT OKAY THAT'S THE PROBLEM and yes he's gonna get quite hurt, both he and reggie will be suffering A Lot and it's mostly bc they're dumb . and ridiculous . and also obsessive and toxic and don't know how to maintain a healthy dynamic. the make out scene is HILARIOUS to me, i couldn't keep a straight face while writing it, james is not real he really isn't. reg is at his fucking limit ngl. and also . quite confused

HE LOVES REGGIE SO FUCKING MUCH LIKE IT'S LOWKEY CONCERNING ATP but yeah if u stop and think about it, it does make sense, why james is unable to . distinguish between platonic and romantic when it comes to reg

I KNOWWWW i'm team james always that's my boy but also . i totally support emma, she should've punched him imo, bc what was james even saying HE WAS SO FUCKING INFURIATING DURING THAT WHOLE CONVO I SWEAR

oooooh i'm also looking forward to writing sirius' reaction, it's one of my fav parts of nothing happens, bc he does . go insane . although probably not for the usual reasons. but it's a very complicated situation and sirius is kinda . conflicted considering who are the ppl involved. IT'S SUCH A MESS he will go bald at this rate

i'm so very happy you like them so far and that ur loving this series this much <3 ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU'VE BEEN BRAINROTTING ABOUT THEM (me too btw ur so very real). and they will get their shit together i promise!! it's gonna take quite long and i can't promise they'll have a healthy relationship by the end of this but !! they'll sort things out <333

(good luck my love, i hope u finish it in time for the deadline, i'm rooting for u and sending u a very big hug LOVE U <3)

[moonlight-sonder]

Can't choose just one, so answer aLL of them bc I'm nosey

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

~ It’s Quiet Uptown - Hamilton Mixtape, Drive - Oh Wonder, Burn - Hamilton, Pacifier - Catfish and The Bottlemen, Eyes Closed - Halsey, Hang Out With You - Mary Lambert

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

~ Oof Katie pls

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

~make people believe that you were fun and interesting. I just wasn’t that much of a con artist’

4) What do you think about most?

~ uhhhh my messed up emotions, Katie, and whatever event I have to look forward to

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

~ yikes yes 6) Do you have any strange phobias?

~ Not that I can think of off the top of my head? 7) What’s your religion?

~ I was raised sort of Christian but now idk? I don’t really have one tbh

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

~ riding a horse

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

~ tøp10) What was the last lie you told?

~ that I was fine lol

11) Do you believe in karma?

~ yup

12) What does your URL mean?

~ it kinda explains itself.,,,

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

~ I trust too easy/get attached too easy and I have a pretty good work ethic and I’m good at communicating w adults which seems to be a good thing

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

~ Oof Cameron Boyce and Zendaya

15) How do you vent your anger?

~ usually I either isolate myself or I tend to get pissy w people which is bad I haven’t quite learned how to manage it well

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

~ cds and makeup lol

17) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

~ eh in some ways yes but overall no not really

18) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

~ chalk on a chalk board, fizzy drinks in a can.. I love the sound of hoofbeats, my cat purring, Katie’s voice all good stuff

19) What’s your biggest “what if”?

~ what if I didn’t have anxiety Oof

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

~ yes both tbh

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

~ my dresser and my door lol

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

~ breakfast Bc mg mom just cooked

23) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

~ I answered this one but it’s a theater here that is just,, cursed

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

~ Troye Sivan and Rex Orange County

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

~ boy if I knew

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

~ yes (I hate it) and no

27) What was the last movie you saw?

~ half of paddington lmao

28) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

~ uhhh I haven’t really had any bad injuries.. so probably the concussion I got like three years ago

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

~ uhh Rex Orange County and Phineas and Ferb lol

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

~ uh yeah I live in a small town so.,,, lots

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

~ yes I know I shouldn’t but… here I am

32) What is your astrological sign?

~ Sagittarius

33) What’s the last thing you purchased?

~ nose piercings

34) Love or lust?

~ Love

35) In a relationship?

~ yesss

36) How many relationships have you had?

~ four I think?

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

~ I have 0 idk how people like me

38) Where is your best friend?

~ ones in Cali and ones in Vegas

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

~ Oof crying

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

~ uhhh not really? I have a hard time expressing emotions and I’m not good at comforting people

41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

~ id die to save that dog smh

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

~ I’m kinda dramatic so I probably would tell people, idk? I’d want to meet all my friends first off, and yes yikes I’m scared of death

43) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

~ corner store - Macklemore

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

~ honesty, trust, etc..

45) How can I win your heart?

~ U,, cannot I have a girl BUT I’m live for any type of sappy shit

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

~ I think so tbh

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

~ I.,, don’t know

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

~ something about shrek

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “heart.”

~ uhh love, katie, that pink heart emoji I use 24/7

50) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

~ yellow and gray

51) What is your current desktop picture?

~ a picture of me and my horse

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

~ trump lmao

53) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

~ idk??

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

~ this.,, is so funny. Um X-ray vision sounds litty

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

~ hmm maybe some point when I was in Kentucky. I miss that

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

~ all the shit that happened w my sister yikes

57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

~ this is awk so idk Ed Sheeran???

58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

~ oh Philly I’m a heartbeat

59) Ever been on a plane?

~ yup

60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.

~ 1. Lauren Cohen 2. Zendaya 3. Ezra Miller 4. Daniel Radcliffe 5. Steven Yeun

[l-ucidgh0u-l]

Date of updating this: 30/10/19

200: My crush’s name is: Irl i don't have one now but, celebrity crushes? A bunch. Obsessed w/ Alice Pagani at the time being.

199: I was born in:

- Terribly hot but diverse in culture.(🇲🇾)

198: I am really:

- Just sad, angry & confused.

197: My cellphone company is:

- Samsung.

196: My eye color is:

- Dark brown

195: My shoe size is:

194: My ring size is:

193: My height is: 5'0

192: I am allergic to: Seafood, fine particles of dust tba.

191: My 1st car was:

190: My 1st job was: Administrator for a pre-school / kindergarten.

189: Last book you read: *still reading :

188: My bed is: a divine combo w/ my aircond. My safe place @ home.

187: My pet: Tabby cats, 1-yearold Latte & Mocha.

186: My best friend: from highsch Alicia.

185: My favorite shampoo is: Random i switch. Don't really have a salloon brand shampoo.

184: Xbox or ps3: Playstation all the way.

183: Piggy banks are: non-existent & should start one.

182: In my pockets: Nothing.

181: On my calendar: *in my phone, that's rarely used.

180: Marriage is: Terrifying. Sometimes i feel like i don't want to be wed.

179: Spongebob can: throw me a krabby-patty party.

178: My mom: I love her with my entire being and soul but she's beastly.

177: The last three songs I bought were? None.

176: Last YouTube video watched:

- Juice WRLD "Fast" lyrics.

175: How many cousins do you have?

- Too many.

174: Do you have any siblings?

- 4 inc me. I'm the eldest, a younger sister + 2 younger brothers.

173: Are your parents divorced?

- No, thankfully.

172: Are you taller than your mom?

- Same height.

171: Do you play an instrument?

- No but i wish i could. A guitar most likely.

170: What did you do yesterday?

- Played games on the phone, cleaned the house & binge netflix on tv.

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: Yes but can only work with physical appearance Personality wise, it's a must to sit down and have a conversation. Takes a month or two to see if we vibe. Comfortably (a day or two..i could tell.)

168: Luck: Maybe? but I don't think i'm lucky.

167: Fate: Absolute yes, what goes around comes back around. Our lives revolves around the Him, universe and people. We can't change fate but we could alter our desicions.

166: Yourself: Yes but sometimes no. As much as i believe in myself. I have low confidence in believing myself.

165: Aliens: No.

164: Heaven: Yes yes yes.

163: Hell: Absolute yes.

162: God: Ultimately yes.

161: Horoscopes: Are you kidding me? Of course. Yes.

160: Soul mates: Maybe..but Big. Fat. "?"

159: Ghosts: Yes.

158: Gay Marriage: Neutral thoughts but No w/ my religion.

157: War: Yes...

156: Orbs: Science? Yes.

155: Magic: Dark sorcery..maybe.

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Why not both?

153: Drunk or High: Uh..high..

152: Phone or Online: BoTh

151: Red heads or Black haired: Not a problem w/ both. Depends on person.

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes.

149: Hot or cold: Cold.

148: Summer or winter: Both.

147: Autumn or Spring: Both but gravitating towards Autumn.

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanillaaaaaaa!

145: Night or Day: Night.

144: Oranges or Apples: Apples, bcus of it's tart-ness.

143: Curly or Straight hair: Both, depends on person.

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White Chocolate-

140: Mac or PC: Both.

139: Flip flops or high heels:

- High heels are gorgeous but i can't stand them. Flip flops for comfort!

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

137: Coke or Pepsi:

136: Hillary or Obama:

135: Burried or cremated:

134: Singing or Dancing:

133: Coach or Chanel:

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

131: Small town or Big city:

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

127: East Coast or West Coast:

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

124: Disney or Six Flags:

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War:

121: George Bush:

120: Gay Marriage:

119: The presidential election:

118: Abortion:

117: MySpace:

116: Reality TV:

115: Parents:

114: Back stabbers:

113: Ebay:

112: Facebook:

111: Work:

110: My Neighbors:

109: Gas Prices:

108: Designer Clothes:

107: College:

106: Sports:

105: My family:

104: The future:

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone:

102: Last time you ate:

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

100: Cried in front of someone:

99: Went to a movie theater:

98: Took a vacation:

97: Swam in a pool:

96: Changed a diaper:

95: Got my nails done:

94: Went to a wedding:

93: Broke a bone:

92: Got a peircing:

91: Broke the law:

90: Texted: hour ago

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

87: The last movie I saw:

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

84: People call me:

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

81: My zodiac sign is:

80: The first person i talked to today was:

79: First time you had a crush:

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

76: Right now I am talking to:

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

74: I have/will get a job:

73: Tomorrow:

72: Today:

71: Next Summer:

70: Next Weekend:

69: I have these pets:

68: The worst sound in the world:

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

66: People that make you happy:

65: Last time I cried:

64: My friends are:

63: My computer is:

62: My School:

61: My Car:

60: I lose all respect for people who:

59: The movie I cried at was:

58: Your hair color is:

57: TV shows you watch:

56: Favorite web site:

55: Your dream vacation:

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

52: My room is:

51: My favorite celebrity is:

50: Where would you like to be:

49: Do you want children:

48: Ever been in love:

47: Who’s your best friend:

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

41: Have you pre-named your children:

40: Last person I got mad at:

39: I would like to move to:

38: I wish I was a professional:

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy:

36: Vehicle:

35: President:

34: State visited:

33: Cellphone provider:

32: Athlete:

31: Actor:

30: Actress:

29: Singer:

28: Band:

27: Clothing store:

26: Grocery store:

25: TV show:

24: Movie:

23: Website:

22: Animal:

21: Theme park:

20: Holiday:

19: Sport to watch:

18: Sport to play:

17: Magazine:

16: Book:

15: Day of the week:

14: Beach:

13: Concert attended:

12: Thing to cook:

11: Food:

10: Restaurant:

- Italianies. But there's waaaay too many fine restaurants with endless cuisines.

9: Radio station:

- Hitz.fm / Spotify playlist.

☆ 8: Yankee candle scent:

7: Perfume:

Jo Malone / scents of warm vanilla, nutty-spice.

6: Flower:

- Baby's breath, roses & i just love flowers.

5: Color:

- Black, a spectrum of blue/red/green, silver - metallics and pastels.

4: Talk show host:

- Jimmy Fallon!

3: Comedian:

- I don't have one. Love jokes though.

2: Dog breed:

- Siberian huskies / Huskies all the way.

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

- Yes.