#when no one turns out bitten they resolve that he’s a vegetarian or something

[science-lings]

I don’t care, I think people in Gotham are convinced that Batman is an extremely uncreative vampire, not only does it perfectly fit the vibe of that whole city but

-he only appears at night

-looks like he flies around on giant bat wings

- disappears soundlessly into the darkness constantly

-has a scary voice

-Is unnaturally strong and agile

-looms ominously next to gargoyles

-doesn’t smile so you can’t see if he has fangs

I can’t figure out if it were funnier if he was a vampire and no one believes it bc it’s just way too obvious or if everyone is convinced he is one and he definitely isn’t and is a little confused as to why there’s a sudden increase in criminals begging to not be drained of their blood.