#when my grandfather woke up at an unholy hour and immediately put him on tv at 900%
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My therapist had no idea who the fuck Creflo Dollar was and fuck I wish that were me
#Creflo Dollar single-handedly had a hold on my family#as well as that one lady and the asian man#FUCK WHAT WERE THEIR NAMES#JOYCE#Her name was Joyce Meyers or something#I don't remember the other dudes name right now#but I mentioned Creflo and talked about televangelists and my therapist looked Scared but Curious#I think he enjoys hearing my extended lore just as much as I enjoy him therapizing me so this all works out#anyways#it's so weird when people don't know who these people are to me cause I heard his ass every morning#when my grandfather woke up at an unholy hour and immediately put him on tv at 900%#and my aunt watched him too so I fell asleep to him and woke up to him as a kid#whenever I went to my aunt's house#fuck dude I wish I didn't know the name of multiple major televangelist like I know them personally#ex christian#religious trauma
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