#when morticia learns her parents thought she was a boy jerry mentions the stealing beauty thing
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Thinking about. Old wives tales.
#random thoughts#guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time#okay so i really like morticia#mainly because i like when gender bends actually address how being raised as the opposite gender would affect a person#like how we unconsciously treat male and female babies differently#and i really like the idea of beth and jerry expecting morticia to be a boy#because the doctor mistook the umbilical cord for a penis on the ultrasound#and jerry specifically was really convinced it was gonna be a boy#because he believes in old wives tails about high and low bumps#and beth's bump was REALLY high so he was like 'yes!!! a boy!!!'#also because of that old wives tale where girls steal their mother's beauty in the womb#and beth's acne got way out of control when she was pregnant with summer#her hair was dry her lips were cracked her skin was oily#so summer 'stole' her mother's beauty#when morticia learns her parents thought she was a boy jerry mentions the stealing beauty thing#like 'oh i thought you were definitely gonna be a boy cuz when beth was pregnant with summer? WOOF'#and beth goes like 'well no one asked you jerry'#and jerry continues like 'and that's why summer's so beautiful' and morticia's like 'so am i not beautiful???'#and it's like a whole crisis
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