#when is it MY FUCKING TURNN

[cadaverre]

goddamnit i can’t take this anymore this fucking adorable couple that catches my bus is back and they’re going to be the death of me bc WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURNN

[femmebambi]

my gf fucked me soooo hard this morning im still reeling & my nips have been hard all day...she fit 3 fingers in somehow & i squirted two different times....she made me use my words which was sooo hard but i had to be good & it payed off :)) i would be falling in love w her no sex but JFC

that sounds insane omg..I'm so jealous of you, anon. When is it my turnn 🥹

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[cxxinqq]

bro being a cowboy sounds so fucking cool whens it my turnn :(

[pigana]

off topic vent

so right now im driking straight vodka becsue my bf now ex just broke up wihtme but i was crying before he even broke up wiht me bc ik something was wronf bc he dintt tell me goodnight nor called me bc he knws i go too sleep watchng him game and so he wil call me around 9 every night and then i will fall asleep around 1 then he will hangupp when he goes goes sleep then tets me live yu goodnight and he ddint do any of that s i wqas crying bc ik he was falling out of love then i get a paragraph from him saying that he doeant want drama at schol os we can just date in the summer when we both agreed to keeping a private relatuonship and knw ive alr relasped on alc and sh which i ha no chocie i was strapped bc everyone is asleep rn i cant talk to anyone that i normally talk to bc everyone has left me iver fucking stupid ass drama and they didnt even get ,y side off the stey s i ave no one to turnn to andat this point im just gonna get worse bc it hapened the same excat sht n thats why iwas heartless and went cld fr 8 fucking ,nth and then i let this ine in and i was deeply in lve wiht him like the ft we did and everything omg it was amazing and idk hat to do at this pointt

[bliss-bud]

@writeranon69 I LOST UR SUNBURN LURKING ASK... the one where you talk about how aubrey lurks around and likes scaring sunny from behind,, im so sorry writer ueue

so to make up for that!! heres a little ficlet based on that cause. THAT IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING EVER!!!

Run, Rabbit, Run! 

word count: 1,354 (yeesh)

#sunburn 🎀☀️

Sunny shuffled around the hallways of Basil’s house. Focused. Determined. Right now, he was A Man On A Mission. And nothing would maker him falter.

He precariously turned corners, checking his rear every now and then and awkwardly positioning his arms half-way through the air to protect himself. 

His eye flickered left and right. He was on high alert. Why?

Aubrey was lurking. Duh.

But what does that mean? Well, there were moments in time where Aubrey would vanish from Sunny’s sight, lost to the walls of the house in a millisecond. And when that happened, it would only mean one thing; an ambush. 

Usually, from behind- Aubrey would rush up to Sunny, pouncing from her hiding place of lurky-ness to devour her prey; poor Little Sunny. 

You see, it was a form of revenge for Aubrey. There had been a running joke amongst the friend group that Sunny was undetectable, as his footsteps ran so light that no one could ever hear or see him move. If he was no where to be seen, then you better watch your back; he’s probably behind you. 

Sunny made it a habit to surprise Aubrey this way- sneak up on her when she wasnt expecting it, moving fast and quietly to then STRIKE!! But his strikes were more affectionate gestures than they were actual attacks. 

Sometimes it was a flower quickly placed in her hair. Sometimes it was a leaf, placed expertly and balanced on Aubrey’s head. Other times, it was a kiss. Quick, soft and sweet. However here is where Aubrey wanted revenge; Sunny would never stick around to kiss her properly, leaving her to wait until they were alone once more to get what she deserved.

Which brings us now to Sunny’s current dilemma; Aubrey wanted to settle the score, and her plan was already in motion. 

The hallways grew eerily silent, Sunny’s more than quiet footsteps resounding loudly through the hall. Where could she be? If Sunny let his guard down for even one second, he’d ultimately lose! The shame would be far too much to bear!

Sunny passed through the house once more, finding himself dead centre in Basil’s living room. Time had passed since he began this venture of his. Far too much time. 

Sunny squinted. He must not lose patience now! He has a reputation to upkeep, for gods sake! With that, Sunny shuffled in a circle on more time, scanning the parameter once more and-

A sneeze. He sneezed.

The horrendous sound bounced off the walls, practically echoing through the silent house. 

‘Oh god no.’ Sunny thought. Clamping two hands down loudly over his face, Sunny had the sudden and hard realisation that it was too late. Surely, Aubrey would have heard him! Goddamnit, Basil, why must you love spring flowers so much!!

Sunny felt his feet freeze. He had lost. With his new-found familiarity of mortality, Sunny prepared himself for his inevitable fate. 

Any moment now, Aubrey would leap out from hiding and ensure Sunny’s permanent defeat and-- 

“HA, GOT YOU!!”

Aubrey’s voice boomed, cutting through the tense silence like a hot knife to butter. In one, big, strong, swift motion, Aubrey had seized Sunny’s torso, lifting him ever so slightly into her arms. 

With her face resting softly against the back of Sunny’s shoulder, and with Sunny’s feet hoisted up quickly from the safety of the floor, Sunny’s dread set in like stone. 

“There’s no where to run, Sun!!!” Aubrey laughed manically, her smile so wide it made her look like a large fox ready to devour a small little mouse. Poor mouse. 

Sunny thrashed his legs in Aubrey’s grasp, using all of his mighty strength to escape her clutches.

This was it!! This was the end of the line for Sunny Suzuki!!! Accepting defeat, Sunny let himself grow weak against Aubrey’s hold. 

He felt pathetic to result to pleading, but he did what must be done;

“Aubreyyy!!” Sunny whined, “Put! Me! Down-HA--” 

A strange sound crawled out through the back of Sunny’s throat. What? Could id be? Was that a--

“WAS THAT A LAUGH????” Aubrey yelled. Mortified, Sunny shook his head fevourishly. 

“NO!! NO IT WASNT, AUBREY, WAIT-HA-AAIT--” Sunny’s words were soon drowned it strained giggles as Aubrey ran her fingers over Sunny’s torso in her death-lock. Her sharp-toothed grin grew larger as she continued to prod at his sides, Sunny’s chest rising and falling faster and faster. 

“oooHHH MY GOD YOU’RE LAUGHING!!” She said with pure and utter glee, glee that could only come from someone who knew- for a fact- that they had won the war. 

“NOOOO!! HAHA- AUBREY NO STOP-- HUAHAHA--” Sunny continued to plead, his own smile growing surprisingly quickly. In his laugh-induced demise, all Sunny could even try to do was wiggle in Aubrey’s hold. 

After a few seconds, enough was enough; the beast had worn itself out. 

“OOF, WAIT, Sunny-- Ah you’re gonna kick me!!” Aubrey exclaimed. With a huff of her breath, Aubrey slowly set Sunny down. However, there was one problem; Aubrey had completely missed the floor and in Sunny’s panic, he had sent them both tumbling down towards the ground. 

In a mess of limbs and giggles, Aubrey hit Sunny’s chest with an ‘ough’. Whipping her head up, Aubrey’s hands flew to Sunny’s face, smushing his cheeks a little in the way she held him ever so gently. 

“Sunny!!” She said. “You’re such a rascal, oh my god!!! You could have killed me, man!!” 

Sunny squinted at her, and he had only one response; he stuck his tongue out at her. 

Mocking feigned offense, Aubrey gaped and Sunny, scoffing at him. 

“Oh that is IT--” Aubrey’s fingers jabbed quickly at Sunny’s ribs, sending laughs erupting from his chest again. 

“NO STOP DONT START!!” Sunny fumbled at Aubrey’s hands, barely mustering enough strength to grab her hands and thread his fingers through hers to stop the onslaught of giggly attacks. 

With his head resting against the carpet now, Sunny opened his eyes to see Aubrey on top of him, their intertwined hands keeping her face inches away from his. He swore he could have felt the way her eyelashes brushed his forehead. 

Aubrey, all goofy smiles and love struck laughter, bowed her head to the nape of Sunny’s neck, her hair tickling his ears. 

“You’re sooo difficult Sunny.” She mumbled. 

“Mhm.” Sunny mumbled back. 

For one moment, the dissipated laughter turned to warm silence, the only sound the sound of two chests rising and falling in unison. 

The next, a peck sounded through the air, soft and quick and fleeting- Aubrey barely had enough time to compose herself before she felt the sweet warmth of Sunny’s lips leave hers. 

And with a thump, Aubrey’s hands fell to the floor. Wait-- 

With one swift movement of the arm, Aubrey brushed back a wad of tangled pink hair from her face, eyes flitting down to where Sunny lay just a millisecond before. 

No, She thought. He couldn't have. He would dare! Aubrey scoffed into the air once more. 

“Sunny!! Oh my god, you’re so MEAAN, get back here!!” 

“But im right here.”

Aubrey’s childish ruse was cut short by Sunny’s soft voice. Aubrey turned her head towards Basil’s sofa, to where Sunny sat on the floor, cross legged with arms wide; open and waiting for Aubrey to join him. 

Walking over to his side, Aubrey plopped down in front of him and put her hands in his waiting palms as her hair floated back down to the ground. Aubrey held Sunny’s stare, falling back into her intensity. She shuffled forward, inching her face closer and closer to his.

She smirked. He blushed. Just a little.

“You. Suck. Big-time.” She whispered directly into his lips.

“Sure.” He mumbled back, words barely intelligible as he closed his eyes.

Then, as Sunny sat in front of her, waiting with bated breath, Aubrey kissed him. Properly this time.

And as softness returned to the air, she kissed him again. And again, and again, and again. 

Lets just say that, in the end, Aubrey got what she wanted.