#when i say sole i mean my sosu btw

[fo4-hjinks]

fo4 incorrect quotes

Nick: If looking good was a crime, you'd be a law-abiding citizen.

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Deacon: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Cait: Ye look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Deacon: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Deacon: Danse, we tried things your way.

Danse: No, we didn't.

Deacon: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Hancock: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Sole: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Hancock: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Sole: You forgot pride.

Hancock: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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X6-88/Cait: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Kidnapper: I have your partner. Sole: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Sole: Oh my god, you have Cait.

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Sole, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Nick: Tea. Sole: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Danse: Is it still visible? Where Sole slapped me? Piper: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Hancock: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. MacCready: A palm reader could tell Sole's future by looking at your face. Deacon: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Danse: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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Sole: Bye Deacon! Bye Glory! Bye Tinker Tom! Bye Drummer Boy! Bye Deacon! Desdemona: You said ‘bye Deacon’ twice. Sole: I like Deacon.

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Piper: Oh look who got laid last night. Sole: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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X6-88: What's this? Sole, hugging X6-88: Affection! X6-88: Disgusting. X6-88: ...Do it again.

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MacCready: Where's Hancock? Sole: Don't worry, I'll find him. Sole, shouting: Sole sucks! Hancock, distantly: Sole is the best person ever! Fuck you! Sole: Found him.

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Deacon: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Sole: ICARUS?

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Preston: You read my diary? Deacon: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Sole: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi?? Codsworth: So fuck oxygen, I guess.