#when i die i want the nickelodeon execs to lower me into the grave so they can let me down one last time
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#when i die i want the nickelodeon execs to lower me into the grave so they can let me down one last time#BITCH I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT VIRGINIA#i am so fucking glad i decided to stop watching supernatural after like 3 episodes#i want this woman to step on me#never thought that would be a sentence i would say#i watched that thing so many times i wore out the fucking disk#i swear to god i entered the fifth demention listening to this#okay i swear to god im like 90% sure i have adhd and every adhd thing i read just makes it go up#this man is more unhinged than i thought#i thought that shit was obvious but this is tumblr so u cant be too careful#as an ex-catholic id happily burn down the church i used to go to#and yes i am ashamed#i already knew roadrunners were a thing#god i hope i spelled that right#God I fuxking love this#buddy i got some news for you#I HATE PERCENTAGES#or did i just spend too much of my life taking honors classes#BRO I JUST THOUGHT I HAD A SHITTY MEMORY#I KNOW ITS BEEN FOUR YEARS#i know the street but the numbers are not in my head#listen i know we said no more prophecies#mmmm i love this take#BITCH I CAN HEAR IF THE LIGHT IS ON REGARDLESS IF I CAN SEE#bro i literally didnt know about their existence until i visited charleston sc#the first cd i bought WITH MY OWN MONEY .... was justin beiber#i need to marinate in my emotions about this#i never thought the smell of playdough could be described in such an unsettlingly specific way#i mean like full on batshit fucking crazy#theyre yippier but i mean its like people
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