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dukeofthomas · 15 days

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I love goofy jason

there needs to be more jason talkin like a gen z and having a board w red string for his plans and photoshopping joker into various death scenarios. i need jason to have a batman plushie he tortures to cope w his rage. tim breaks into his house and opens the closet door just to discover like 100 pictures of robin with indechiperable rambles on them and random stickers everywhere.

he should have a poster of black mask with a badly drawn on moustache and top hat on his wall. do you get me??

#my dc posting #jason todd #dc #red hood #like okay the angst and the sad is all well and good i love it #but there's not enough crack to balance it out #sorry im just reading #Jason Todd's guide to finding out if your dad's been replaced by profoundalpacakitten #rn and i feel like this is the missing piece from my Jason Todd experience #''Jason’s putting the final touches to his 5D chess mind game thing designed to give Bruce his comeuppance''#amazing. tell me more #im especially attached to the batman plushie idea #when he's in a bad mood but cant (for various reasons) get more explosive about it (literally) he copes by torturing a basicass batman plus #uses ketchup to make it look like its bleeding. drowns it in the sink. hangs it with a blanket from a cabinet door.#pulls a gun on it. do you get me #i think my babygirl should get to be insane in way more funny ways than just blowing people up and whatever

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