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pbaintthetb · 11 months ago

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Frank: "Being dead isn't as fun as you hoped?"

Hawkeye: "They can't court martial a dead man for punching every smirk off your face"

[Frank starts screaming for help. In the middle of a very crowded tent] Hawkeye: "Nobody's going to help you Frank. They don't like you" [nobody helps Frank]

Hawkeye: "[referring to his father] and ages a couple of years for every day he thinks I've shaken off this cacky coil" [Hawkeye leaves to objections] Hawkeye: "Excuse me sergeant I'm later for an early grave"

'quit crying dad, it's ok.' :-((((((((((( a protaganist with a geninely really good relationshp with his father, we love to see it

#m*a*s*h #mash #m*a*s*h*#this is making my brain churn so hard #like yanno im obsessed with death and hauntings and fa;lsdkjf;alskdjfals;kdjfla #oh the urge the urge #also just like hawkeye is scary sometimes #but most of the timehe's still funny scary #like when he threatens to break both the legs of the marriage racket guy #some of this is less so #also his break down / realisation he has to go back at the end #when he realises that no matter how mnay of them die the wounded won't stop coming #tb to my post a while back 'it's going on with or without you'#and yet you're still making it go on #anyway be grateful i don't have a good enough grasp of the mash voices or i'd be even more insufferable #hauntings

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