#when Stouffer's is right there? like come on 😂
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Thinking about [this HC here], The ironic part about Sketch's poor diet before meeting Wanda is that Skitch knows how to cook.
They aren't top-shelf, but Skitch definitely knows more than the basics and fundamentals of cooking.
Like, yes, you shouldn't over-beat the eggs, and yes, the cream goes last in the sauce so it doesn't curdle, yes, you want *this* specific cut of meat because it's less tough when making blah blah blah..... But can't we just order in though?-
You kinda pick up things when your childhood friend is a chef...
Ordering takeout is just a hell of a lot easier than constantly buying food to prepare and cook later. Being with Wanda, someone who enjoys cooking more than buying ready-made food, definitely makes that feel less tedious when they're, say, making dinner together.
#rough cut diamonds#skitch is definitely more for convenience#wanda making sure they eat more homecooked meals improves that mindset for sure#skitch just *knowing shit* and not using it makes me giggles#cuz what the fuck dude T-T#like i get it i do but WE COULD SAVE MONEY-#-chef friend- would beat skitch over the head if they knew#wanda.....just trust the process#i know she would be frustrated#like not knowing how to cook is one thing but THAT'S NOT THE CASE#cooking just isn't a priority for skitch...so they don't do it#when Stouffer's is right there? like come on 😂#skitch tingz#jeweler!wanda#skitch#wanda maximoff#metalworker!reader#wanda maximoff x reader#rcd.headcanons#ib/skitch#ink.wanda#ib-jc.
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What is the first thing you do when you get on the computer?
— I usually only use my laptop to upload my photos to it, to backup my precious pictures or make room. lmao. 😭🤟
What’s the one thing that could make your day better right now?
— well, since it’s getting close to 2am, it’d be delightful if I could go to sleep. But I had a tooth extracted today..
What’s the last TV show you watched?
— Once Upon a Time. 🖤
What do you mainly watch on youtube?
— Just music videos. I don’t usually watch them, either. Just background noise. 😭
Do you sing in the shower?
— Sometimes. I play my music from my phone, and ya know.. Being a single mother of 2, I don’t get to shower without an audience .... And ALL THAT MY CHILD WANTS TO HEAR IS “Baby” by Justin Bieber or “2 Phones” by Kevin Gates. Omfg 🤭😂😂😅
What is one thing that you just wish you could do all of your life?
— Spoil my kiddos. See their smiles. Feel their snuggles and hear their adorable giggles. 💖💙💖
Have you ever thought of a weird question, but didn’t ask it?
— Absolutely. That’s the problem with us ADHD + anxiety folk. We are so damn weird. 😂😪
Do you pour thoughts into diaries?
— Oh my goodness, that’s exactly how I used to release my feelings, but I get so depressed writing how I feel, so now I don’t. Instead, I’ve taken up adult coloring books. 🙂🤟🖍
What is the last thing you ate?
— Uhhhh. Stouffer’s veggie lasagna. 😛
Do you own Nike shoes?
— Nike slide on shoes. 😚🧐😛
Do you think if you died, that the last person you kissed would even care?
— He insists that he’ll be directly after me. I couldn’t die; I have 2 kids depending on me, and I finally have someone who loves and cherishes all 3 of us. 💝
Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
— Actually, no. Lol.
Does anyone have strong feelings for you?
— I’d say so. 💓 My high school best friend & I’ve rekindled our relationship. He is amazing. 💗 & the other person who has “feelings” for me would be my ex, my babydaddy, but those feelings would be “strong hatred” & “wanting to kill.” He put me through absolute fucking HELL for years & then decided that he’s gonna severely beat on me while wielding a knife then force himself onto me one last time before, and I’m saying what he directly said to me.. He was going to “leave my body for my mother to find” & take off with our children, literally go on the run w them after he’d have brutally murdered their mother. If it wasn’t for my father miraculously coming home sickly that day, I’d be dead. Y’all would be visiting my grave. He’d be on trial for MURDER. He didn’t want anyone else to have me or control my life like him, so he was gonna get rid of me. So fucking sick. And now I’m happy, healthier, & will NEVER ALLOW ANOTHER HUMAN BEING TO DO ME THE WAY HE DID ME
Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
— Eveey single day thanks to my ex..
What was the last thing you got grounded for?
— Hellll if I remember. I’m 23 now. 😂😂😅
Do you want things to change right now?
— I want to fully heal, let go, move on, move past this, stop this aching & hurting & inability to sleep bc everything about him triggers me..
What time is it?
— 10 minutes till 2 am.
You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
— So much for my kiddos!!! Shopping spree. 😊 New clothing because DUH, if I could purchase them a new outfit every day I would. 😉🤪 Some tots even tho my daughter’s got PLENTY from her birthday & then upcoming xmas. I’d prob buy her a nice tablet.. AGAIN.. & hope that she doesn’t break or damage this one. 🤯🤦🏼♀️ My son is a picky boy when it comes to toys, so I dunno. He’ll eat whateva ya put in front of him tho 🤷🏼♀️
What did you last eat for breakfast?
— Shit idek. 🙅🏼♀️ Ahhhh. bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit a few mornings ago. 😳🤔🙊
What did you last eat for dinner?
— that lasagna thing. Michael stopped by and brought me some chicken with veggies & other stuff. But I can’t eat it bc it’s too tough considering my tooth was just ripped from my face 😣
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