#skitch is definitely more for convenience
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Thinking about [this HC here], The ironic part about Sketch's poor diet before meeting Wanda is that Skitch knows how to cook.
They aren't top-shelf, but Skitch definitely knows more than the basics and fundamentals of cooking.
Like, yes, you shouldn't over-beat the eggs, and yes, the cream goes last in the sauce so it doesn't curdle, yes, you want *this* specific cut of meat because it's less tough when making blah blah blah..... But can't we just order in though?-
You kinda pick up things when your childhood friend is a chef...
Ordering takeout is just a hell of a lot easier than constantly buying food to prepare and cook later. Being with Wanda, someone who enjoys cooking more than buying ready-made food, definitely makes that feel less tedious when they're, say, making dinner together.
#rough cut diamonds#skitch is definitely more for convenience#wanda making sure they eat more homecooked meals improves that mindset for sure#skitch just *knowing shit* and not using it makes me giggles#cuz what the fuck dude T-T#like i get it i do but WE COULD SAVE MONEY-#-chef friend- would beat skitch over the head if they knew#wanda.....just trust the process#i know she would be frustrated#like not knowing how to cook is one thing but THAT'S NOT THE CASE#cooking just isn't a priority for skitch...so they don't do it#when Stouffer's is right there? like come on 😂#skitch tingz#jeweler!wanda#skitch#wanda maximoff#metalworker!reader#wanda maximoff x reader#rcd.headcanons#ib/skitch#ink.wanda#ib-jc.
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Skitch’s diet isn’t awful prior to being with Wanda, but it isn’t great either. They’re one person and they live alone. They stay hydrated(you only need to pass out on the job once to learn you gotta drink a long of water when you sweat that much) and they have protein shakes and things but when it comes to meals it’s a lot of frozen meals, occasionally takeout, and whatever they throw together. Cause cooking for one person is kind of a waste of time in their mind, and they don’t often have the patience to cook(when you’re hungry who has time?!). So the folks at the Damned definitely notice when Skitch’s lunches go from like a protein bar, two peanut butter sandwiches, and a jello cup to actual meals.
Why can I see Skitch living off Hungry-Man dinners tho- 💀
I mean- there is an effort, Skitch has more than one set of utensils in their house 😂
Skitch is definitely more about convenience when it comes to making/getting food. Microwaveables and oven ready meals are golden, and the number to their local pizza shop is also saved on their phone.
Wanda cannot and will not let that continue.
Wanda likes cooking her meals most of the time anyways, but Skitch almost feels spoiled when most days they don't even take in leftovers from their dinner the night before for lunch. Sometimes Skitch's coworkers will even ask if they're tryna share their lunch at any point 😂
Wanda and Skitch still do takeout sometimes, because it's always nice to just sit down and order out once in a while. That and they both enjoy the Chinese food spot around the corner from Wanda's place.
#rough cut diamonds#skitch's diet...gets the job done#like let's be proud that skitch isn't eating full on junk food#we got water...#and like protien bars and...fruit and stuff...#HEALTHY!#wanda definitely takes the initiative to getting skitch to eat more homecooked meals#like- she's not a nut about it but she definitely cooks more#and she shows skitch how to prepare and cook different things so that they can make stuff as well#a little quality time activity if you will 😌#skitch is definitely less capable in the kitchen than wanda tho T-T#and take out is still an option they just have to agree on a place first#wanda and skitch time#jeweler!wanda#skitch#wanda maximoff#metalworker!reader#wanda maximoff x reader#rcd.headcanons#ib/skitch#ink.wanda#ib-jc.
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