#whatthef

[twilldoodles]

started isat

[halosofhurt]

dio jumped on my dresser and knocked over my full coffee cup on to my bed

[tieemup]

[fimmiest]

touch it - miyawaki sakura x reader

6th!member reader having possessive actions towards sakura, soon after, the table turns

tags: uuh slightly suggestive (?), not much tho just kkura having fun w flushed reader

"who allowed you to wear that?" you narrow your eyes, gazing up and down at what sakura was wearing.

the dress code of eunchae birthday live of today was suits, to fit the theme of 'bodyguard's of eunchae'. yes, your group did it more than once but the card of protectors of the younger one would always work out.

the point is; you had just walked in to the practice room, where the live would be, naturally making your way to where the couches were so you could sit and wait until it was time.

halfway through you saw sakura, she was simply drinking water but the action made her suit? shirt?.. you should really learn how to catalogue clothes.. rise up, making impossible not to stare at her suit which had a ribbon wrapping her waist and it was so.. pleasant to the eyes, to not say much

"what do you mean?" she looks at you confused and lower her head to see what you were looking at "the ribbon?" she points at it, and opens a adorable smile "cute right??"

"I mean.. that's not even a proper suit, you know? like whatthef.." not even noticing your actions, you reach to touch the ribbons that were around sakura's waist.

you gently pull at the strings, feeling the fabric under your finger. fingers following the ties until it went around her back.

"why are you so bothered, tho? jealous of me wearing it? did you want it-"

"yeah.." scoff "jealous that others are going to see you like this." you said under your breath, biting your lip to shut yourself up after slipping up, hoping it was mumbled enough that sakura hadn't understand it.

before you could run away you felt your tie being pulled, resulting in you to make eye contact with sakura.

oh you fucked up

she took a quick look around the room, noticing that the staff had finished setting up and they would have to get ready soon.

"careful now." sakura makes eye contact with you again, her eyes were narrowed, dangerous, probably a 'about to scold you' type but there was something more you couldn't name. you could even feel sakura warm breath fanning at your face.

"careful how you talk." your tie gets even tighter. the pressure almost suffocating, but sakura noticed how your breath hitched, how your eyes slightly changed to a more hazed one.

"you're lucky we are in public right now" her hands found their way to your shoulders, acting like she was dusting off something at your blaze. "behave yourself and you won't get in trouble later, alright?" she pats your shoulder, eyes boring into yours, a warning being very present there, you didn't want to see what would happen if you slip up again.

"y- yeah.." a sigh, broken enough to sound like a creak, lightheaded enough to have sakura smirking before she walked away.

you spent the rest of the live with a tick of touching the collar of your suit and adjusting your tie, sakura didn't missed the actions.

note: sudden inspiration lesgoo, heh.. hi

[rueririn]

One Piece 1089 spoilers and some very confusing wild theories that are most likely wildly wrong, so I've warned you:

holy shit we are dropping indirect hint/reveals about Enies Lobby now? NOW? It's been how many chapters after that arc, Oda you madman, you cannot give me worldbuilding thoughts right now, I am going rabid with the implications right now whatthef-

Okay but like, I remember this theory a while ago. I forgot who said it, but they theorized that the One Piece might be under the waterfalls of Enies Lobby. I dismissed it a while ago because nahhh, no way. Sounds legit when you get through the substance of it, but it's back in Paradise, you know? and it would imply the government knows it's there, or not, maybe? But as a fan theory or alternate universe concept, it has some fascinating amounts of substance.

Hiding the actual goddamn One Piece by razing it to nothing, and then building a Marine Fortress over it? That is EXACTLY what the Elder Stars would do. They've hidden the D initial, they hidden the Nika fruit, they've manipulated bounties to hide new power imbalances in the New World-- I can absolutely see them pulling something as crazy as hide the world's most coveted treasure by putting their flag over it.

At this point, even if it's not the literal one piece under it, Enies Lobby is definitely some hint to the lost century.

I mean, I kinda hope I'm just talking utter nonsense, but I now want to write a fic that I don't have the literacy to pen down.

[abr]

Spagna, amnistia (per i separatisti catalani condannati) e governo: il partito socialista paga un prezzo alto ma è un colpo ai sovranisti.

Titolo WhatTheF*ck?! dal Cazzullo Aldo sul Corrierino dei Piccoli.

Il nostro mi teorizza la via omeopatica contro il sovranismo quello vero - autonomista indipendentista: si colpisce attuandolo :D

Del resto sinistra è potere per il potere: contenuti chissene, l'importante è chi lo detiene.

Aldo fan dei colpi autoinculanti (la sinistra "paga un prezzo alto") e non ricordate al torinese l'antico lodo Agnelli: "solo le sinistre possono attuare politiche libertarie" (di destra si diceva allora).

[voiddemiurge]

whatthef uck.

[lizalfosrise]

Oh I’m gonna have to be so so brave when WhatTheF.. drops ughhh

[turqrambles]

One of my favorite small details in MediEvil Resurrection is that the very second the opening cutscene ends and you first get to control Sir Daniel, he's already ripped off one of his arms to use as a blungeoning weapon.

Al-Zalam was like "Okay, Bonehead. Let's defeat Zar-*LOUD FABRIC TEARING NOISES*-WHOA whatthef-" because Dan didn't see a weapon within reach of his tomb and panicked.

[grumblrs-confessional-booth]

Whyareso manytrollson heresostupid whatthef isyallsproblem???

[conservativelibertarianmo]

WhatTheF*CK ! ! !

[springleggedstarro]

"*WHIIRRRRRRRRRR*"

"*ding!*"

"user r-r-registeeeeered!"

-drunkie ai

whatthef--kwhatthef--kwhatthef--kwhatthef--k.....

[babyawacs]

#ohwow #ukraine #nato #membership #ahead #whatthef #independent #notmywar #on #ukraine #str ategically @nato .@nato @otan @bbc_whys @bundeswehrinfo @darpa @us_stratcom @eu_commission @u kraine @poland @rosatom #keypoint stunning idiocy or helplessnes that nato membership means securing ukraine and giving up non conquerable parts out of inability to empower ukraine w o w

#ohwow #ukraine #nato #membership #ahead #whatthef #independent #notmywar #on #ukraine #strategically @nato .@nato @otan @bbc_whys @bundeswehrinfo @darpa @us_stratcom @eu_commission @ukraine @poland @rosatom #keypoint stunning idiocy or helplessnes that nato membership means securing ukraine and giving up non conquerable parts out of inability to empower ukraine w o w if it is a peacepressure…

[rstarb]

whatthef

"what's your roman empir-"

one of the inferni that dragged harry beneath the surface in the cave wasn't brutal or rough. in fact, its grip on him didn't feel deadly at all, but - strangely enough - like a longing embrace. and while harry was choking on water he could have sworn he heard that same inferni mumble something in his ear. something that sounded like the name of his father. james.

[meinerseitz]

dann war da noch die frage nach dem whatthef

[conservativelibertarianmo]

WHATTHEF*CK ? ? ?