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m0e-ru · 1 year ago
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customer service or whatever. keep him safe rule no. 27 or something i didnt read the handbook
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belovedism · 1 year ago
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discord calls r so fun but sooooo draining
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greaterspawnislands · 2 years ago
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not sure why this has picked up notes again but i guess i’ll take the time to remind everyone to go watch this vod and learn about hcs4 lore <3 stick your fingers through the bars of my enclosure i will not bite i promise smile
calling all philza hardcore enjoyers. does anyone remember that stream from probably a year ago where charlie and tommy crashed phil’s hardcore stream because a mod video recording had been cancelled, and then phil took charlie on a fully extensive tour of his hardcore world and all the lore surrounding it. bc i remember the stream so clearly and i want to rewatch that tour but i can’t find the stream it’s from. i know there’s some philza archivists out here who have good memories of past streams so i’m hoping someone can help me out :] my best guess is that it’s from jan-march 2021
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asvtrials · 1 month ago
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bjorn gets possessive when someone else flirts with you!!
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Bjorn x fem! reader a/n: heyyy!! thank you to the gang for making me this gorby. Special thank you to @caileeflavoured for the extra help <3, not proofread so might have mistakes (let's hope not), sorry for taking so long with this ask <3), let's hope I'll write the series soon... warnings: established relationship, p in v, unprotected sex (don't be silly wrap your willy), choking if you squint your eyes, dry humping, namecalling, swearing
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Bjorn didn't mind that you got attention, in reality, he rather enjoyed it. 
Watching idiots stare at you at the bar only for their hungry eyes to fall on his arm wrapped around your shoulder or your waist and look away in disappointment.
The instant understanding that they had no chance to get between you two was something the boy was an immediate ego boost.
But there were times when those cheeky fucks stopped being simply pathetic but turned out to be cocky instead.
When one of the nights you go out and Bjorn has his hand under the table, squeezing your thigh, laughing at a joke you just said, and suddenly one of them appears out of nowhere, asking for your name and if he can buy you a drink and all that other wacky shit.
Normally, Bjorn would've jumped the guy, but you had pleaded with him to let you handle guys like that.
So that's why decided to watch you politely tell him that you're not interested while leaning a bit closer to Bjorn. Yet that fuck refused to take the hint.
“Didn't you hear whattha lady said, you fuckin’ wanker?” Bjorn's rough voice captured the attention of the man, who turned to scowl at him.
“I think I'd understand if she wanted me to go,” The man said, glancing back at you with what you could describe as a sleazy smile.
“Are you sure? You don’ look like the brightest.” Bjorn countered but before the man could respond you cut him off firmly “I'm sorry, I'm not interested.”
The man looked between you and Bjorn before letting out a scoff and mumbling something about “not wanting you anyway.” while walking away.
Bjorn tore his gaze from the man to glance at you, a look of irritation crossing his usually playful features.
Encounters like this always left him fuming.
Coming up with some stupid excuse about him being tired, which wasn't entirely an excuse, he dragged you out of the bar after barely remembering to bid your friends goodbye.
He had one thought on his mind— to show you why you kept rejecting all of those guys.
So that's why he pressed you against a wall of his trailer as soon as you walked in, planting rough kisses on your soft lips.
“Bjorn—” you attempted to utter a sentence between his relentless attack on your lips and neck.
“I'm sorry, I'm not interested” He mocked your words from before, moving lower to your collarbone.
“I didn't mean it like that” Your words came out in ragged gasps.
“He shoulda be fuckin’ sorry he ain't the one about to fuck your brains out” He spat out, clutching at the neckline of your shirt and roughly pulling it down, showing more of your flushed skin.
He could easily just take your shirt off but the idea of pulling his lips away from you was utterly unacceptable in his lust-fogged mind.
You tried to gently push him away to take it off, worried that he's going to ruin your only clean work shirt but he quickly wrapped his fingers around your throat, pushing you against the wall even more.
“Every motherfucker thinks they can get a piece of you, stupid fucks.” He cursed against your neck, his teeth grazing your soft skin as he sucked and kissed you. “They don't even know how fucking loose you are.”
His harsh words pushed an even louder whine past your lips, his fingers pressed against your throat turned your usually silky voice, hoarse.
His other hand roamed your back before hooking his arm under your ass and lifting you up, his lips refusing to leave yours as he carried you to his bedroom.
He hastily kicked his door open and unceremoniously dropped you on his messy bed.
You quickly grabbed him by the collar, pulling him closer to you. You heard Bjorn let out a mocking chuckle before saying “Look at you, getting all hot and bothered ‘cause I called ya a slut. You like being called a slut, huh?”
“Shut up.” You warned, burying your fingers in his messy locks.
But he quickly grabbed your hands and pressed them against the hard mattress, capturing your lips in a messy kiss, determined for you to be the one begging for more, and your fingers pulling at his hair was very…distracting.
Your skin felt like it was burning, and the fabric of your shirt and pants started clinging to your sweaty skin making you whine loudly.
As if to torture you more, knowing Bjorn that was probably the case, he positioned his knee between your spread legs, pressing lightly, annoyingly light yet enough to make you gasp at the impact.
Your neglected clit rubbed against the now damp fabric of your underwear, begging for attention making you go crazy at how easy it would be for him to just reach out and rub it until you were a moaning mess.
But he didn’t, he just smirked against your mouth as he bit your bottom lip lightly.
“Bjorn, Please” You pleaded and tried to wiggle your hands free.
“‘Please’ what? Want me to take these off?” He asked with a sly smirk.
“Yes.” You replied quickly, already out of breath.
“But ya look so cute like this. And I haven't even don’ anythin’, shit.” He snickered lowly.
You were sure you looked utterly disheveled right now. Your cheeks burning with arousal, your eyes stinging with tears, and nipples poking through your shirt uncomfortably, crying out for his tongue or fingers.
You looked so fucked out already and Bjorn debated if he should continue this or fuck you right
All his thoughts disappeared when he felt you press yourself against his knee, dragging your clothed core against him with a choked moan. You threw your head back in relief as you continued your clumsy movements, mouth wide open.
“Holy shit…” Bjorn mumbled under his breath as he released your hands and leaned back, unable to tear his eyes from your blissed-out face.
“Ah, fuck! Bjorn!” You cried out and quickened your movements sloppily like you haven’t been fuck in months when the truth is you and Bjorn had been all up in each other’s business this morning before work.
You'd feel embarrassed if you saw just how dark the stain on your pants was getting but right now all you could focus on was the blinding pleasure that spread through you the faster you moved your hips against the rough fabric of his pants.
His name fell out of your lips so deliciously that Bjorn was speechless— maybe for the first time in his life as he looked at you move against him so desperately, so utterly gone. For him. You looked like a fucking wet dream.
Soon enough he snapped off his trance and leaned closer, hand coming to rest on your neck while his thumb grazed your lower lip, dragging it down slowly. “Look at ya. Bet that fuck wouldn't even try if he saw you drool like a bitch in heat fo’ me.” He whispered lowly, a hint of amusement coating his voice.
You whimpered at his words, taking his thumb in your mouth and swirling your tongue around his digit as soon as it slid past your red lips.
The whine you let out when he took his thumb out of your mouth, was enough to make his dick twitch against his boxers. You were quickly silenced when he moved his hands under your pants.
He immediately started circling your puffy clit sending a jolt of pleasure flowing through you, cries of his name left you leaving your lips.
“That's it, love. Be a good slut and cum on my knee” He praised.
Your trembling hands grasped his shoulders as your hips moved up and down feverishly until you came all over your panties with a loud yelp, hips stuttering uncontrollably against him.
Shivers ran down your spine as you tried to even your breathing, barely noticing how the boy slid your soaked pants down your shaking legs and threw them somewhere in his messy room.
You came crashing back to reality when his fingers grazed your aching core over the drenched fabric of your underwear. You twitched at the sudden jolt of pleasure and grabbed his hand with your own, feeling too sensitive.
He raised a brow “You think I brought you here to watch you hump my leg like a dog?”You meet his hungry gaze before looking down at the wet patch that you left on his pants. 
You tore your gaze away, your cheeks burning with shame as he continued “Such a fuckin’ liar, acting like ya don't wan’ me to fuck ya stupid. We both know you're gonna beg for it in a few seconds, so why don't ya just take it like a good girl?”
You swore you could come again from his words alone and he could see it. He could see the raw need that fogged your eyes and it drove him crazy.
“Ya wanna be my good girl, mhm?” He asked with a crooked smile, leaning closer to your face, letting his hand travel under your shirt to squeeze your breast.
His hand slid lower to his abdomen, freeing his throbbing cock from his pants while waiting for your mushy brain to come up with an answer.
You nodded, tongue running over your bottom lip in anticipation.
Bjorn slapped your tit at the lack of a response earning a surprised yelp “I asked ya a question, doll.”
“Yes.” You gasped, rushing to give him an answer “Want to be your good girl.”
You gasped, squeezing his biceps when you felt his tip run through your folds, collecting your juices on his tip.
“Fuck, you’re so hot.” He mumbled. 
with one fast push he buried himself deep inside your inviting warmth. He paused and groaned softly, mouth agape, savoring the feeling of your walls fluttering around his length.
“Bjorn!” You moaned loudly and threw your head against the pillows, wrapping your arms around his shoulders.
“That's it, that's it. Say my name.” He groaned against your marked neck.
So you did, his name slipping from your lips in a loud cry after each deep thrust. He snapped his hips forcefully, the sound of skin slapping filled the loud room. The overstimulation and Bjorn’s low grunts against your ear brought you closer and closer to release. His pace grew faster, movements becoming more erratic as he chased after his release, pants and moans spilling from his plush lips with every deep thrust.
“Bjorn, I can’t—!” You managed to blurt out in between moans at the aching feeling between your shaking legs.
“Shh, I’m close baby, I’m close.” He coaxed, his relentless pounding not faltering even for a second.
Tears ran down your flushed cheeks as the overwhelming pleasure sent shivers all over your flushed body. He didn’t stop, reassuring you through your second orgasm, one that made your head spin. Your walls squeezed him so hard, tipping him over the edge right along with you. He stilled inside you, filling you up to the brim with a loud moan.
He threw his head back with a dragged out “Fuuuuck.”
Bjorn dragged himself out of your gushing insides making both of you gasp. He leaned over you, hands grasping the sheets on either side of your head.
“Who’s gon’ fuck ya like this, huh? He breathed out, with a laugh.
“You’re a dumbass.” You snickered, making the boy frown. “When have I said I want anyone else?”
He threw himself to the side, pushing his bangs out of his sweaty forehead with a cheeky smile. “How can ya after I fuck ya so bloody well?”
“Yeah, that’s the only reason.” You joked and scratched his head lovingly, messing his hair even more. But the soft way your eyes gazed into each other told a very different story.
“Well, I’m also pretty good at eating your pussy so–” He was cut off by your hand slapping his chest with a laugh.
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viktormaru · 12 days ago
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Posting here too, watched act 1 season 2 arcane….
Arcane is so pretty and its quite good, that still stands
But then as a lol viktor fan, im always baffled by what arcane viktor is and it just becomes more wild with time whattha hell……
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extremegorse · 10 months ago
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kunzite is secret 6th tally hall member (confirmed) (real) (not fake)
HOLY CHICKADEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHATTHA!!!!!!!!! Man this looks magical what on 🌍!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤯🤯🤯🙀🤯🙀🤯🙀🤯🙀🙀🤯🙀🤯
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strawberrythighddemon · 11 months ago
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Elden Ring Has A Whole-lotta Something...
The progression in this game is hilarious 😂. I have no idea on how to parry or use certain items. And I can't forget to mention the uncanny creatures lurking everywhere I go. Wolves, giant crabs, and whole-lotta unknown whattha hell things. However, I'm meeting some interesting maidens along the way. I didn't expect to enjoy this game and I still don't understand what's going on. It's almost sad that I have to wait till after Christmas to keep playing and recording my gameplay.
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crowbarrd · 2 years ago
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Whattha I wake up with half the memory of what I wrote
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hmapernata · 2 months ago
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mandi,,,,
(whattha hell,,?)
m,,,, they said they couldb giv talen,,, they couldmake me usefl,,,
i could,,, sav timeline,,,, save maeda,,,
istha true,,?
@hmapernata
b,,,hello,,?? is kare n stil tjerje,,?
...Karen? Karen... is Mother.
Mother means... Obey.
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luvfitall · 6 years ago
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Hashtag when he catches you in the shower😬 Yes, Ima #dork 🤓#showerthoughts #caught #caughtintheact #reactionvideo #scaredformylife #whattha #luvfitall #youtube #shower #showerselfie #freakoutfriday #freakout https://www.instagram.com/p/BmB9gqIAGvt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z7mufgqfzqaf
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selftrepanning · 2 years ago
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i would’ve made him normal
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belovedism · 2 years ago
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mwe when . . .
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gayopinion · 3 years ago
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just watched the documentary tickled 😀
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ask-the-wimbletons · 3 years ago
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i may have spent 40 minutes on this for the funny ⨁
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i don't know if i should regret or not 
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chickenfriedfolkart · 7 years ago
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Got the sweetest compliment today, someone said I looked like a mix of Herman Munster and Bologna! #livin #lunchbox #whattha
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hyperionshipping · 4 years ago
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phantom rouges get some cool abilities i am thinking
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