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This did numbers on a repost and the og script I posted last feb did numbers to so introducing:

Gatekeeping Is Lame, Here’s The Current Three HF Musicals Scripts:

https://1drv.ms/w/s!AvjBc6iHXWHDzQrMLYZt1J2_UsZh

(The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals) (no clue how long this took, I wrote it after the Black Friday one)

https://1drv.ms/w/s!AvjBc6iHXWHDzDMT_5V-rRdg0ZMp

(Black Friday - this took me over a week to type up in 2020)

https://1drv.ms/w/s!AvjBc6iHXWHD0nMc9gaBPnamu2Vq

(NPMD Pro Shot script - this took me two days + 1 to edit. The 2 days was the OG digital ticket script, rest in peace women’s show. The +1 was when the digital download dropped, I went through and made it more accurate)

So yes, I am insane, and now I get to share my insanity with you!

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THINGS YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON IF YOUVE HAVENT SEEN BLACK FRIDAY:

Feast Or Famine

SANTA CLAUS IS GOIN TO HIGH SCHOOL

BECKY BARNES’ ENTIRE BACKSTORY

Joey Richter as Wilbur Cross.

PARANORMAL INTERDIMENSIONAL EXTRA TERRESTRIAL PHENOMENA AKA PEIP

TOM, TIM AND JANE.

WIGGLE. THE SONG WIGGLE.

WHAT IF TOMORROW COMES

The Wiggly reveal during Made In America

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Happy Black Friday, you should watch Black Friday so this quote REALLY sticks in your mind because Hatchetfield is not one timeline and should not be interpreted as such

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Excuse the awkward angle but I need everyone to see the best thing in my Snapchat memories

And that is why NPMD is such a big deal. because we have known about it for FOUR. YEARS.

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Guys I’m so sorry but it’s all I need and all I came for. It’s something that I can’t resist. A principle I plan to die for. That toy is the last thing on my Christmas list

It puts the toy into the plastic. It bags it up with gift receipt. I’ll never ever e’er return it but you bet

THE PRICE I PAY WON’T BE DISCREET

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Considering it's literally Black Friday next week, my one question is why the fuck has it not been explored more in detailed that Russia also have a portal to The Black and White????

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Black Friday Musical spoilers:

WHAG THE FUCK DO U MEAN IT HAPPENS ON A FRODAY???

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YO I FUCKING FORGOT TOM WAS THE QUARTERBACK??!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!?

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As of today, the 15th of February 2024, I have been running Vesperione for five years, and it is finally time for me to reintroduce myself to the fandom because I get told time and time again in a “big name��� here still??! Anyway I am aware I'm perceived at face value so here we go:

VOTED BIGGEST WIGGLY FAN, BIGGEST HEY MELISSA! FAN, BIGGEST PAUL CATMEWS ADVOCATE AND MOST ACTIVE FAN IN THE 2024 STARCANWRECKEDPULP AWARDS: WELCOME TO TEAM VESPERIONE

Hi, hey, hello, and welcome to my resume. I'm Jay, I'm 18 and I have been in charge of Team Vesperione for half a decade. despite my blunt sometimes borderline bitchy attitude, I am GENUINELY very grateful for the people I’ve met within this fandom and the welcoming community. Like. I love most of you 🫶. I started this account when I was in Year Nine and I am now a university drop out (don't ask me on that). what the actual freak. I also started this account with the username of robertstanion which, luckily, I changed to vesperione (vuh-spare-ee-own) April 2021 before he outed himself as a sexual harasser which was a lucky escape on my behalf, and now I'm a multifandom menace!

Other fandoms I tend to post about most often are Cooking Companions/Dread Weight, Criminal Case (the 2012 facebook game actually), Miraculous Ladybug (it's 2024, cringe does not exist) and Julie And The Phantoms. Following me for Hatchetfield content also means following me for those fandom posts reblogged as well.

I am your worst nightmare when it comes to Hatchetfield Trivia. My (personal) Hatchetfield Timeline goes as such:

Jan 7th 2019: I watched TGWDLM for the first time , April 1st 2019: I watched the Starkid10 announcement, and watched as Black Friday got announced before my very eyes. October 11th 2019: I watched Nick Lang announce NPMD on the IT'S ALIVEstream, November 6th 2019: I watched the Black Friday digiticket (which really changed the perspective of my life, if I'm being honest) and from that point forward, I watched every Hatchetfield project debut in real time.

Because of the above timeline, I am a walking, talking Hatchetfield dictionary and there are some specific tags I use to navigate my way around starkid tumblr being:

consjderthecoconut:;- generic Hatchetfield posts

whatsshakjnbanana:- my Black Friday posts

aljteralmonster:- my NPMD posts

MEOW:- hey melissa tag. look at my pfp and guess my fave nmt story (it's abstinence camp actually)

kickstarter perks:- my workin boys tag

lcverlosses:- my lautski tag

track 14 on fift:- this was originally named the "angel emoji" tag but I changed it. This tag I use when I am Bluntly Correct People On Lore when it comes down to stupid takes for those who can't be bothered to do a Google. (for those curious, Track 14 on Faith In The Future (which is Louis Tomlinson’s second album) is Angels Fly)

Team Vesperione as a collective regards my entire social media presence including my instagram, tumblr, ao3 and tiktok. All socmeds are under the same name as this blog, aside from my cosplay tiktok, which is still a part of Team Vesperione, despite not having the same name. All of my vesperione accounts have (officially) been running for five years now, including my ao3 profile, which is exactly one day older than my insta and tumblr.

For whatever reason, if you want some fun little trivia facts about me, here you go:

As an ex digital media production student, for my final project, I made a Beginners Guide To Hatchetfield Podcast called Hatchetfield Action News so if anyone is Dan Reynolds, it's me. You can find that link here: https://linktr.ee/dothncx.

I’m the person who willed the “Paul is Richie’s uncle” headcanon into existence. The origin was This Aint For The Best chapter,, nine. So youre welcome!

The name Vesperione came from Vesperia + Viperion from Miraculous Ladybug. I chose this name when I became a multifandom blog

My favourite Hatchetfield musical is NPMD but my fave starkid musical overall is VHSCCS

My fave Hatchetfield character of all time is Wiggly. He makes me genuinely feral.

My overall ranking of the HF series goes NPMD, Workin Boys! (proud backer 2019 baby!), Abstinence Camp, TGWDLM, Hey Melissa!, Honey Queen, Yellow Jacket, Killer Track, Watcher World, Time Bastard, Forever And Always, Hatchetfield Ape Man, Black Friday, Jane's A Car, Witch In The Web, Daddy, Perky's Buds.

I have absolutely no intentions of leaving this blog any time soon you'd better prepare to be Sick of me and my angel emoji tag because i am going nowhere.

And if you need more info abt me, check my pinned xoxo

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Broke: Christmas

Woke: wigglys birthday

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Several people have followed me over John McNamara. Well here we go again:

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This isn’t funny anymore

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Anything I do now I do for John McNamara

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My friends didn’t realise how bad my obsession is with Xander until I saw James’ story and screamed

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Just like Webby, I, too, am a stupid bitch

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John McNamara Hates Musicals

Guys in TGWDLM it’s confirmed John McNamara doesn’t like musicals. Proof: “do you like coffee?” “No sir.” “Do you like musicals?” “No sir” “that’s a goddamn red blooded American.” So can you imagine his horror when he realises that he has to deal with a musical apocalypse? No? Let me set the scene:

John: *bursts in the office* Xander lee!

Xander: yes, John?

John: *tying hair up* I can not make this up. It’s a musical apocalypse

Xander: I know.

John: I hate musicals

Xander: I know.

John: I’m gonna die.

Okay but then can you imagine John realising that the doll he’s dealing with is also partnered with a musical jingle? Because if not:

John: screams

Xander: honey, are you okay?

John: it’s a FUCKING MUSICAL DOLL, XANDER

Xander: it’s okay-

John: IM GOING TO SHOVE A PENCIL SO FAR UP ITS ASS, ZEE-

(Also hi I’m the CEO of John McNamara/Xander lee iF you couldn’t tell)