#whats he gona do .. sing about it ? 💀

[kil9]

how can someone be a taemtism (taemin autism) denier with the way kibum talks abt him 💀 "ur a huge weirdo and I used to get pissed at you for never understanding what anyone says and always making me repeat myself but then I realized ur just weird and Different :3" like that's so stereotypical tbh

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💀Idia shroud

Idia really wants that skin but is out of money, so yuu got an idea and luckily there is a racing competition happening on the island

Gender neutral Yuu

Idia's bike is called Cerberus bc I said so

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Vroom Vroom

"Shit" idia murmurs to himself

"Got a bad roll?" Yuu comented from the bed, ever since the gremlin kicked the door to his room, screamed something about overblots, and demanded potion lessons, the two of them have developed a unique kind of... friendship? You could call it friendship, not sure, didn't ask and now it's too awkward to do so.

"I can't roll, that's the problem" Idia sulks at his chair "money's out, spend every bit on yesterday banner getting that cute cat skin for Princess Minya. And now, out of fucking nowhere! The surprise banner is offering a limited version of Clipsa's hell form"

"Aren't you rich tho? Ask your parents, they sure give you a lot of money"

"They only refill it every month or so, and I really need the rest for Ortho's upgrades.... I could delay them for a bit...."

Yuu face light up, they start to tipe furiously on their phone while Idia contemplates on his decision

"AH HA!" Yuu shouts waking idia from his thoughts

"W-what?! Found something?"

"You have a bike right?"

"Yeah, so what ?"

"You could compete on the racing that's happening on the island today!"

"W-!"

"The prize is 20 000 madol~" they shake their phone in his face "which makes... 50 pulls I think"

Idia eyes shine, with that much he could get that skin! But... "w-what about p-people... there sure would be so many people all of themlookatmeandshoutingandscreamingandcreeringthersamobgottabetherethelocalistoofavoraveltothemohgodsohshiti-"

"You'll go with a helmet!" They hold idia's pulse, stopping him from eating more nails.

"...Eh?"

"nobody will know it's you! It'll be ok then right?"

"A... helmet... yeah... YEAH THEN NOBODY WILL SEE ME!" He press a button on his side "Ortho get Cerberus ready, gotta race to win"

"Not gonna lie, you are kinda of badass when motivated"

"S-shut up normie " idia makes his way to the pile of clothes on the floor and murmurs "where did I put it"

"Wait... YOU ALREADY HAVE GEAR?!"

"I have a goddam bike did you really think I wouldn't have this shit? who do you think tested it? Now get out!"

Yuu eyes shine with excitement, that idea was a shot on the dark, but great seven if it wasn't a great shot.

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Idia's out of his room after some time, wearing a black leather outfit with blue details, on the back of his jacket, three dog's skulls with blue flames eyes are stamped, with a black helmet in hands the visor having a filter to make sure no one saw his face

"It's been a long time since you wore those big brother!" Ortho coments happily, he seems very excited to finally see his brother out with a friend without his own little pushes "soooo you guys are going to town?"

"Yep!"

"Unfortunately" idia sings in annoyance "did you registered us ortho?"

"Yes! We were so lucky! The subscriptions stopped five seconds ago! The race starts in 10 minutes from now"

"C'mon let's go, faster we go, faster it's finished" Idia takes the lead guiding them to Cerberus

"put this" he handles a helmet to Yuu "now hop on we're losing seconds"

"I-I get to go?!"

"... gods give me patience, yes, you get to go, now hop on" idia puts his helmet hiding his hair, and lighting up the details on it, "those must be for his hair to breath or someting" yuu ponders while putting their own

The second yuu is on the bike, Idia accelerates

"HOLLY SHIT THIS THING IS FAST!"

"Hehehe" idia grins

They got to town in a matter of seconds, Yuu had to sit for a bit, legs shaking from the adrenalin "dude that was amazing! I swear we were gona fall at so many turns BUT YOU DID IT HOLLY SEVEN"

"Hm" idia muses at yuu's excitement

There were... less people than he expected, maybe it's a casual race, or they didn't know how to market it right, anyway, the less, the better, it's not like they got a chance anyway, Cerberus is on it's best performance since VDC, the money is already his, he can almost fell the trill of pulling for that skin

As expected some RSA mobs were there, dumbasses couldn't even stay quiet for a moment, and he could fell some savanaclaws ready to pick a fight, who knows, at the start of this race he may be the last one standing that could race and win by default, that would be faster than three rounds by the island.

At a quick glance he saw one of the competitors hiding something on the sleeves, and another is trying to sabotage the others without being caught, things never are easy are they? He should have brought Ortho... but he wasn't gonna back down now, besides he can just send a quick text and his brother would be there in a minute watching over him.

"I'll need you to control the shield" he murmurs

"What?"

"I put a shield sistem just in case, you're gonna pay attention to our surroundings and activate it when needed, it has a low durability and consumes too much battery, that's why you gotta be precise, got it?"

"Am I allowed to go with you?"

"This is a race with partners air head, you're the one to show me that but youself didn't knew, you really are bad at details"

"Hey! I at least got a solution to your problem, you are very welcome. Hmph"

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5 competitors in the end, with the other 3 being: 1 desclacificated for cheating, and 2 beat up.

"At your places!"

Yuu fidgets with the shields controller

"ready!"

The bikers start the engines

"Set!"

Idia grins inside his helmet, just like anime, he can fell the palpable tension and rivalry of the opponents, this is gonna be fun

"GO!"

Leting a curtain of dirt behind, they got third place on the first round, Yuu didn't expected so many of the remaining candidates to fire their magic at them, one almost hit their face when they were too slow to activate the shield, Idia's eyes never got out of the course, managing the bike easily on the curves, using short cuts he learned on the first round and dodging any idiot on the road.

Second place on second round, just pass one more and use turbo, just pass, it's everything that he needs to do. The shield broke, they are neck a neck, the other's partner was gonna fire magic at his head, it was gonna hit, he couldn't dodge and if he slowed down they would win, he could just hope that wouldn't be a great impact-

A helmet hit the guy's face "KEEP GOING!" Yuu shouts on his back, that's right... he's not alone.

They win the race, he could see the skin on his loging screen already

"Great seven that was intense" Yuu lays on the ground trying to calm down "that guy was targetting you goddam head! IS THIS ALLOWED???"

"If noone sees, but we got the money, I'll call ortho to give you a ride"

"Awww can't I go back with you?"

"You threw the damn helmet out, I'm not risking being arrested by your crazy ideas"

"Crazy idea that gave you the win!"

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Author NOTES:

This one is referent from the beginning of idia's and yuu friendship (X)

This one is for the coments that made me write this, thank you so much for the serotonin (X)

Art (X)

Yes the title is Vroom Vroom bc I have the most great ideas to titles

See any tipo? Let me know!