#whatever anyway bye 🚶‍♂️

[evansbby]

Do you have any thots on Chris x pregnant reader where he just loves seeing her as his knocked up little housewife and fetching a beer for him? I bet he makes her wear a cute little outfit too. 🙈

Love your writing! You write devious Chris so well 😈.

thank you my darling ily💜

and unff ok so he’d be like… so proud? like so proud of you for being pregnant with his baby, so proud that he knocked you up, he’d be showing you off to anyone and everyone..😭🥺

BUT THEN in the privacy of your home he’d get kinkier🌚 like he’d dress you up like his doll, picking out your outfits every day bc “daddy knows best” and he’d love seeing you cook and clean for him..

like he’d be watching his game or whatever it is men watch on tv and you’d be cleaning and he’d secretly be watching you bc he loves watching you when you’re pregnant ANYWAYS then he’d beckon you over with his finger like “c’mere” and he’d make you fetch him a beer and then have you sit in his lap while he sips it with one hand between your legs OK BYE 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[g0ttal0ve101]

Ocs background in a few seconds go! 🤸‍♀️

Evelyn

Evelyn: *born*

Callum: *born*

Their parents: yay

*time skip 🥶*

Their mom: ew you have disorders like me die

Their dad: we can just kill them

Their mom: yes

Evelyn: this is not bussing

Callum: fr anyway 👊

Evelyn: ow

Callum: stop cleaning my stuff lmao anyway our parents want us to get poisoned at dinner so I switched up the drinks because I’m big brain

Evelyn: wow you’re still an asshole though

Callum: bitch

*time skip 😨*

Their parents: *dead af*

Callum: lmao I was born 0.01 seconds sooner so I’m in charge btw 👊

Evelyn: ow wtf

Callum: ok now I’m gonna kill you

Evelyn: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me 🔪🔪

Callum: ow damn *dies*

Evelyn: anyway I’m running away bye 🏃‍♀️

Thomas

Thomas: *born*

His mom: I hate you

His dad: I hate you too let’s have another kid

His mom: bet

*time skip 😦*

His mom: ok I had the baby now bye

His dad: wait now I’m left with an infant and an one year old *drops Lindsey on her mfing head*

Lindsey: *brain damage*

His dad: oops anyway lemme just give them whatever they want

*time skip 😳*

Lindsey: I’m drunk

Thomas: wow I couldn’t tell you always act stupid as fuck

Lindsey: ok let’s make out

Thomas: bitch we’re mfing siblings I’m out 🚶‍♂️

*time skip 😫*

Al: *exists*

Thomas: 😏 hey daddy

Sam

Sam: *born*

His mom: *sick*

His dad: bye I gotta work overseas aka🥛🥛🥛

*time skip 🤩*

His mom: ok your dad wants you to do ballet

Sam: ok

His instructor: 😏

Sam: not ok

His mom: oof that’s bad but anyway *dies*

Sam: oh my god I hate myself for letting this happen

His instructor: ayo since your mom just died I can make you feel better 😏

Sam: ok thank you *kills him*

His instructor: *bamboozled 100000000*

Police: Damn what happened 🗿

Sam: no idea 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

Police: ok it’s not you lmao you can leave

*time skip 😌*

Sam: I’m a stalker and a boy now because people treat me like shit either way oh and no one ever suspects me teehee

Lucian

Lulu: *born*

Michelle: ayo I don’t want this one

Felix: MICHELLE‼️‼️ 🤬🤬🤬

*time skip 😓*

Lulu: omg sir prince sparkle queen princess glitter I love you

Cat: *scratches him*

Lulu: I changed my mind 👊

Cat: 🍔

Lulu: mmm

Felix: LUCIAN‼️‼️

*time skip 🥺*

Felix and Adora: *die*

Michelle: damn I kinda hate you more you’re never allowed to leave the house, you have to do all the chores, and you have to make me money

Lulu: ok

Michelle: not ok I hate you 👊👊👊👊👊👊

Lulu: ok

Michelle: bitch I will kill you

Lulu: ok 🪓

Michelle: what the fu-