#whatchu mean??

[elight06]

i would die for him

[iam-anordinary-human-orami]

For the sillies, I raise you Nicky Hemmick has a vine account. Stay with me

What he usually does is he just goes around and asks the monsters their opinion on pop culture stuff. And let's say for this post's sake that both vine and omegaverse was created earlier in the 2000s rather than the 2010s.

One day he posts a vine asking Kevin "are you an alpha, beta or omega?" And Kevin is like ???? "Like the greek alphabet? Probably a Kappa, since I'm Kevin" cut to a picture of Kevin from a photoshoot with the biggest celebrity smile on and the words 'KAPPA' and underneath in smaller letters 'he's Kevin'

Next victim is Aaron. Nicky asks, Aaron looks annoyedly at him and says "I'm ym", "What's ym?", "your mo-" video cuts to an edited picture of Aaron looking like he's pregnant next to a small Nicky (only Nicky hasn't used a baby picture, he's just shrank a picture of himself as an adult), caption reads "OMEGA"

Nicky gets brave so he goes and asks Andrew who is just minding his own business. Nicky asks the question and Andrew responds with "I'm carrying" and makes a move to take out a knife from his sleeve. Cut to a blurry photo of Nicky running for his life, Andrew in the distance with a sharp and shiny object in his hands, caption reads "We'll be right back with our regular programing"

Last vine from Nicky is Neil. He's fixing his racquet or sth, Nicky asks "Are you an alpha, Beta or omega?" "What?", Nicky repeats the question, Neil is obviously not paying attention so he says "the first one?" cut to an edited picture of Neil in a forest, the full moon behind him and 'ALPHA?' on screen.

Other teams start copying the trend, Cat post's a vine asking Jean the same question but it's Jean after practice, "is this one of your kink-" jump cut and we can hear Cat saying "Just answer the question". Jean looks deadeyed at her standing behind the camera "I am tired of your incomprehensible american lingo is what I am". Cut to a still of Jean, a cigarrete edited on his mouth and a beret on his head, and the word 'FRENCH' in cursive.

The vines go viral. No one is happier than Nicky and no one is more miserable than Kevin whose KAPPA , he's Kevin, reaches worldwide audiences.

[maurypovichofficial2]

I hate a “don’t say that” type a bitch after you say you hope someone dies like girl you can die too

[maopll]

others: stop obsessing over arlecchino she is emotionless and has cold eyes

me: not when I add highlights

[katiekatdragon27]

Sometimes I forget that Flatland is something I can interpret as my own thing so I'ma do that now.

Ik these look very inspired by Flatland 2007, cuz they lowkey are, but I just really like how A. Sphere looks I'm sorry (ik the creator is bad but I can't help the brainworms). I wanted to add quirks tho so it's better imo. My versions of the characters if you will. More fun to draw for me and less ugly (on A. Square's end).

They have actual names and design purposes for each thing. Abel's glove to prevent contamination into himself from Flatland, Anthony's glasses and front hairs being makeshift arms, all that has a reason lol.

More explanations of stuff below cut:

The Flatland parts of Flatland the book stay the same mostly. I'm not changing much there. I do want to flesh out Spaceland tho, so I'ma do that cuz I'm super self-indulgent.

In my version of Flatland, I think it would've been fuunier if out of frustration, Abel Spherious ("A Sphere"), grabbed Anthony Squaur ("A Square") out of Flatland and yoinked him out without thinking about the consequences. He realizes shortly after that he probably shouldn't have done that, and it will probably have horrendous consequences later down the line.

Abel almost kills Anthony on accident, so uh, yikes. But then after bringing him out of Flatland, he decides to work with it, taking him back to his office to do his report on Flatland. He sorta keeps him hidden, but on the last day Anthony gets leaked to the public and the war starts over it rip. However, the span that this is like 3 days, so they get time to chat and develop communication skills n stuff.

Also, since the gravity is so harsh on Anthony's body, he struggles with talking, only emerging little squeaks. Eventually he's able to use a device to get his thoughts across (probably like a telegraph or smth), so the first day or so of being out of Flatland was a terrible time for communication. Especially when you're so entranced with the idea of seeing your "god's" insides.

Also, Abel just kinda finds Anthony gross in general (cuz he looks like a bacteria) and rejects all advances until Anthony learn to properly yap though morse code. When Anthony writes the Flatland novel, Abel translates it for the world of Spaceland to read and not want to obliterate Flatland. However, that is after his misadventures in the fourth dimension (boo a Heightlander's Escape reference tomato tomato).

These are some studies of the two. I really like the hairs on Anthony, it makes him so much more expressive. Also, Abel is a slaying king, I love him sm.

Also, Abel is like the last person who should be in charge of a company. That shit goin down the drain in a week I swear (he came to work high every day his first month of being CEO). I'll probably change the name a lil I just have to cook.

Also, silly joke of how Anthony and Abel met lol.

Have a good one broskies :)))

[girl-named-matty]

Bro looks a lil TOO excited to be sneaking her around.

[ceruleanstargaze]

DOWN BOY!!!!!

alt ^^ & original

[lumina-649]

Out of da sea

Out of da sea

Teru is capping

Why is he holding

Her out of da sea?

She is out of water

How did she not die sooner?

Her simping makes her for-

-get that she's choking

Out of da sea

[lumen-anima]

[benilos]

Yooo, you, ScrollyPolly, and Fricc-Darn, which character you like better? BEN or Eyeless Jack? I would think the same as you guys too! 😆

LMAO @fricc-darn getting pulled into my asks today. BEN. cuz duh. im literally the BEN system

Send fricc some love lmao, dont just ask em stuff from my inbox 🔫

[kabra-malvada]

After working for a while at an office you just realize that yeah, people really do lack a basic reading comprehension level, it's quite... illuminating.

[gallawitchxx]

picrew o’clock ✨

happy saturday! this one has some fun options!

c’mere baby, let me sling you some cards 🖤

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[pup5000-af]

[bleep-bloop-boo]

YES YES YES i will be there too in the water bottle ik ur taking and if you dont take water with you then youre leaving me behind do you really wanna do that? please dont do that :((

going to a pride fest in 4 days!!! (will cpunt down each day lmao) so excited!!!!

[lilacflowersss]

I JUST GOT ASKED FOR A FUCKING DATE BY A FUCKING WOMAN IN HER 40S

(i hit her with the Icp move👅👅👅👅)

Wait wtf 😨

[lovexpotion]

Rate from 1 to being the least and 10 being the greatest. How big of a monster fucker is Dwight? And what is his favorite kind of d? (Hi i love your face >:3)

Dwight just looks stunned and it doesn’t take long before his face is engulfed in flames. “Well- No, I wouldn’t exactly say- I mean, just because I read a lot of those kind of books doesn’t necessarily mean that I-.” Dwight stammers and sputters. There’s no use, you poor man! “…I’d say 10…BUT! It’s not all that I read, I read more than monster smut!”

“…I read a lot a stories with nagas. Because you know…they have…you know.”

“Two dicks.”