#what's the point if you don't make anyone speechless cuz of the shit you say with a straight face ???

[hualianschild]

since it's the first of april let me talk abt my fav prank of tgcf is when xie lian made his communication array password be 'just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times' just cuz he thought he was being funny and I imagine it went like this

other gods : so, what's your communication array password ?? let's be friends

xie lian : just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times ^_^

other gods : ...

xie lian : the password is just recite the ethics sutra a thousand times

which led to no one talking to him in the first place during his first ascension meanwhile xie lian and feng xin just giggling together cuz of the joke

[ra-2506]

฿oss ฿akugou Ӿ ฿lack Ɽeader

『MHA H𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤』

🍾😈|Wrong Bitch To Mess With|😈🍾

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"Hey Y/n", Camie called to you from across the couch, "I heard that you used to drink Alot in high school and that you used to have a gambling problem", she stated loud enough for the people in the couch area could hear, 'can you be like  any louder ,ya spoiled ass Barbie looking bitch🙄😒' you rolled your eyes at her.

"You know Mr. Boss here" pointing to Bakugous chest with her fingerand started drawing circles on it,turned back to look at you, "he really doesn't like reckless and careless gold-diggers who mess with his money💸, especially those who get wasted and drunk while doing it", she was trying way to hard to get under your skin and l embarrass you.

'Wow, if you want to try and embarrass me Barbie girl your going to have to try harder than that' you kept your mean comments to yourself cause you were trying to make it to go to heaven.

Plus you didn't want anyone crying to night you already have to deal with your neices and nephews over the weekend, but damn is it hard not to put someone in their place.

"Yeah and ?" you just laid back into the couch like you had no care in the world and sipped your drink from your glass and kept your cool.

Her words and let alone her actions had no effect on you what so ever and it was pissing her off how no matter what she does it just can't get through to you, and seeing you just live a life she always wanted was infuriating her every time she sees you.

"You really think that I have been living here for three to four whole ass months and you think that I have not noticed that", you looked at her confused cuz that was a stupid question.l and everyone looked at her for a comeback, you weren't done yet.

I and everyone in this business knows that he keeps a safe distance away from careless drunk gold-diggers especially those who dress like for example..........", you looked around pointing your finger around looking for someone just for it to land on Camie.

"You", your finger and turn to Camie, you, "Like please do correct me if I'm wrong?", you turned to your friend and ask them pointing out if you were or not and they just shoock their head not even wanting to be part of the drama let alone the conversation itself.

You turned to the rest of the people on the couch and literally most of them were laughing and giggling cuz Camie was speechless, you just sat there acting all innocent and just turned to them like asking if you were wrong like it was a normal question.

They just were shocked faces😳,giggling 🤭 and laughing😂,the ones that were shocked were Jirou,Denki and Uraraka and the bosses were smirking mostly Todoroki and Bakugou, cuz Camie chose the wrong person to try to mess with tonight.

Uraraka you better watch out cuz you do not know what is coming for you so you better stand down cuz this is an example of what might happen to you if you don't leave Tododeku alone to be in peace.

You were not in the mood🙄 for any of her Bullshit😒 and you were going to put your foot down on this and deal with her head one👿, cuz you can't just be quite anymore(no ma'am 😜) ,you were just going to say what was on your mind regardless of what Mr. Aizawa had said to you.(fuck what the hooboo says🤬, I ain't going to be quite)

You are not going to silent and just comply with everything, starting tonight you were not a push over and you weren't going to take take no orders for her just cuz shes rich💵 ,not today, not tomorrow, not until she's out of this house 🏠.

Until that day comes, until then, you're going to make her stay here one she shall never forget, a nice house that feels like home, starting tomorrow it'll feel like your living in hell,you were going to milk the shit out of this opportunity you have.

She sees you as an innocent, sweet and obliging person, Oh honey you do not know what you're messing with,

"this girl is doomed tomorrow morning for sure", todoroki smirked at your clever wordplay and acting skills.

Chica,(cutie) you chose the wrong women to mess with and try to make her into one of your servants

Starting tomorrow she'll not show mercy

Mercy will not be in this girls vocabulary, not at all

This is going to end up in flames, Kirishima was laughing along with everyone.

"Show that Barbie bitch what happens when you mess with an L/n baby, show no mercy", Mina was internally cheering you on.