#what’s next? the not at all kid friendly Lust Bros?!?!

[nityarawal]

Aloha- Daniel is being racist & turned off my power after I paid him rent. I dont feel safe showering here with him screaming at me. Melody said he was violent with her. I told him it's against law to cut power. Would you tell him too? Thanks!

Nitya

Encinitasbeachhome.com

MJ is letting electric know of your hardship. Shut up & turn on electric. Edison said this is violation of law= racism. Cry to someone else faggot.

No. I don't talk to cops. Your dad's bros remember? When you called on Robbers at dead guys next door? They Forgot to look- they were so bust macking on Melody & I. Eon said they pimped us out with cameras. True? He warned Mommies of piggy Trolls. I don't speak to rapists- just witnessed him raping militia camp bros into crime. He's a creep. Sheriff Jeremy Parsons. I'm a reporter you know. Been an editor at 2 magazine and written for dozens of publications. You really should get your head out of your ass & wake up. I disclose all. Journalist of 30 years. Got an issue with my career darling?

Turn on my electric or they could come. It's True. I don't ask them to record my house. It's pitch dark now. No electric.

His attys want to address racism in my business & homes. 40% of California's were sexually discriminated against out of their homes. Tell Martin. Vegas bros get really mad when boys mistreat their little sister. Doesn't go down well with anyone being a mommy hater. Peace.

Would love to roast Parsons if you could let our attys know how gross they were Peeping on us. He's a murderer.

Elon said he'd pay! Shut up! Send Bill to America 1st Legal. He's covering all racism. Call before you get charged on foul play. Connect electric. Gabriel is trying to help you before you fuck up.

Not enough to heat?

We froze with no heat!

How many puppies died waiting for #Cybertruck ?

I'm sleeping in car waiting tonight. My Landlord got manic screaming after spending money on hookers- he forgot to pay electrical bill.

Call us.

FYI: Sent to bff Black belt:

My landlord unplugged electric yesterday. He has $1200 electric bill & paid hooker $300 (who looks like me) to clean his home! He was crying all day! Omg Melody paid $300 last month at Christmas then left him New Years! He finally turned it on after dark but I slept in car anyways. He scared me. He's acting manic screaming everyone out of here. Mikey left with Gemini. It's not mommy friendly. Dogs are freezing! It is pretty cold. Just washing and cleaning after Floods- house still leaks! No heat! He wants $100 more for utilities monthly and also suggested I upgrade to a self sufficient trailer! Does coffee pot, electric blanket, christmas lights & burner cost this much??? I want to upgrade! I need his X gf Melody'ss testimony about IEHP still for America First Legal. Could you send one too? Elon is refunding! So sick of peeps triangulating us into their dramas and lust. I wonder if Daniel Hall Is related to Molly's husband Dr. DREW HALL who treated me after Marine beating? or Chris Hall- the political hooker- whose mom Janet babysat me? He gave Molly a morning after pill SOS. He's sold out. This gaslighting is racist & I had to have my neighbors keep him in check. Melody says he has Syphilis. Wondering if we all do? She appears to be a big pharma spy/hooker from teens in 'hunger games' grooming. Like my kids- how can we hate her? I don't. How do we break chain? Daniel's Step-dad is Obese & lives in Vegas most of time. Adam's pimp contact? Melody said one tenant left because old man wanted to shower with him. I think Daniel is pimped to hookers cuz he's scared of dad. Melody said Daniel beat her out of here so obviously I'm weary. He's a big guy. Prayers! I need to move! Xo

I let my bro & Dr. Sunil know about extortion to get $1200. I'll pay it all when I get KY refunds. Tell Melody to hurry. Did you say Raj at dmv.org tried to bribe y'all? What was Rowen pedophile getaway when Meoldy said you broke her leg about? Truth will set you free. In writing. She's trying to frame you.

He just cut power again. Could you do an intervention please? Thankyou! Xo

30 days is law. Read contract. You're a racist bully. I can go. Refund me and fix this. You owe me. Call America First Legal. They want your testimony. Work.

Well I'll lyk if anyone comes through when my electric is back on!(:

HARD TO DO BUSINESS WITH 9-5 TERRORISM ISNT IT? I let whole legal team know about your tantrum & extortion with shivering puppies etc! Could you put your texts in Google docs and also post on Tumblr for them to analyze? Starving & need to cook! Please dont give them to rescues or kill them. We love puppies! MJ said your mad Charly was raped & thats why you wont let her in warm sauna room with your dogs! Grazie! NITYA

Sent to old landlord Dan:

Aloha! Do you still have my stuff? My landlord is being a dick. I need to move. My place is flooded cold. How are you? Did Danny really die? That really upset me. I hope not. I pray for y'all regardless. Always hope.

Square up for Melody Gray con. @IEHP_healthcare @America1stLegal

Our puppies shivered all week in cold.

My Landlord is cring after spending $1200 on hookers trying to keep up with you. Sheriff Parsons is circling him for pretty gay boy dolly?

@GRIMES_V1 He texted BS all day yesterday for @America1stLegal about Melody Gray.

I had to shit in garden- you are so abusive. Melody will throw your ass into a hospital bro. Karma. Walk the line. Don't F up & blame mom. What's her number? Can she get you? Test for every syphalis there is. Melody admitted you had it. Truth will get you big $$$. You want honest cash & keep dick or not? Physics.

Not sure if I can get out with mud today but I'll walk it & check this afternoon. I think I need to move. Do you have any rentals there? I was paying $300 for leaky trailer off grid here. Thanks!

Excuse me, what's your reason for today's electrical terrorism? Does your friend have her period? Is that why my towel was bloody? Truth. You shit on us everytime you & Melody get PMS & overspend too. You know I don't eat out or spend on heat because I can't afford to. It's OK. You just learn to budget. I can help you for rest of year free- both self sufficient trailers for my family and mommy respect. Your attitude will Felon you.

I am not your C word nor will I ever be. Gross. You're out of line.

Elon wants to refund me for terrorism. $$$ Send in your notes. I don't want to read your diarhea. American First Legal wants every sordid detail of your trafficking stories. You're in luck. Confessions pay commissions. Xo

I'm also sorry if I seem racist against gays. It's just been insane having them steal every man I've been with - now kids. Discrimination against breeders- like Daniel displays- has been my reality. Maybe it's my shitty destiny. Welcome to my 20th+ slumlording. Hope Daniel's kickbacks made it all worthwhile tho. He's on suicide watch around here. We all thought it was him when gunshots went off at neighbors. TG he survived thus far. I am trying to be supportive & stay out of it. He sends senseless hate texts all day to gaslight me. Why? For an electric bill because his room is a sauna for male pets only? He asked me not to sit there when hes not home after he desserted pets most of weekend and had asked for my assistance! Puppies are shivering. I wish Mikey was here still to save them too, like Gemini. Or Melody. She wanted Gemini but he plays politics w/ pets wars too. ): We're all disturbed.

Do you know how many gays tried to recruit me for politics post divorce? Military + 1000's. It's a Fidelity marriage faith I honor. Vows: word: i write. I don't judge. But a little respect from Divorce courts would've been appreciated. It's been hard. Always hoping latest atty will work fidicuary duty to moms & kids. It's an uphill battle alone. I was hoping you could help- as moms. We're all in it together. Moms are a Tribe. Xo

Your pappa came home & understands laws. You're in violation of code with landlord laws once again. Turn on electric. I'm leaving town for a bit to get work/custody done. Not into your drama. Work for your money & tell truth if you want my honest bucks. Lol Not into faggot bullies at all. Encinitasbeachhome.com not down with your BS as a national association realtor. I'll let them know. 40% raped because of spoiled brats like you making a sauna for boy pets. Ew. 30 days Martin confirmed I'm safe. Leave me alone. Grazie. NITYA

Martin was apologetic for Daniel's snotty behavior. Unfortunately this is how divorced enablers spoil children - please teach our kids better. We all agree Daniel is a shit uncle & example for our kids right now. Please protect them. I'll try to get us all refunds- if you were also prejudice against in home & work? This is unfortunately normal for me. Landlords want to f me, their gfs try & when I'm not down they rage. Gross. So unattractive!

It'll work out. Mother Nature wins. Hands down. I'm just an innocent catalyst for highest good. Stay safe! Peace & all love! @elonmuskdaily @elonmuskfanslounge @elonmuskfans @elonmuskparody @elon-daddy @teslamotorsblog @teslamodel3 @americafirst-blog

Xo Mom

[puppy-the-mask]

Bratberries

I’ll preface this by saying that I just really like SF ok!? I had to include the ‘Bratberry’ archetype (as well as pair him with the flirty, nonchalant Slim type Rus) in SOMETHING and that something is K&C.

Kit

- *gets a compliment* GSKSNDKNS HOW DARE!

-*steals food* recompence for flustering me

- *does a thing* “Kit you fiend!” “MWAHAHAHAHA!”

- *gets gushed about* “sssssshush your face hole!”

- *sticks her tongue out at someone while messing around*

“STOP BEING SO CHILDISH/A BRAT”

“Well now I’m gonna do it even more, fuck you!”

*sits on bench with a humph*

Razz, also on the bench - “you learn to accept it”

They’re both brats and they’re besties you can’t change my mind. Also,

Stretch lowkey Hates it when after he couldn’t find Kit in her room like normal only to find out she went out. This continues and when he finally thinks to ask what she’s been doing she tells him that SHES BEEN VISITING THE OTHER SF BROS EVERYDAY THAT WEEK VIA THE SUBWAY AND THEYRE ACTUALLY FRIENDS??? Like they actually get along pretty well???? What the fuck?????????

He lets the lowkey angry bean bitch about stupid people, and she doesn’t treat him like a toddler and they have similar tastes in music. Slim is ‘the chaperone’ on their outings but really most of the time they’re following Razz around while keeping Slim from flirting with literally everyone or being creepy. ALSO RAZZ IS THE ONLY ONE OTHWR THAN BLUE THAT IS ALLOWED TO BE KIT’S SIZE OR SHORTER AND THATS FOR HUG PURPOSES. He understands the power of people underestimating you and while he seems like he wouldn’t hesitate to try to kick someone’s ass (which he would btw don’t @ me) he more often than not has to drag Kit away from people cause she’s ready to throw down, don’t you insult him (which she would lose) while Slim just sends the person a very creepy look or glare. He’s unnecesarilly very tol and lanky, his size makes people fuck off.

So basically what I mean is~

Kit’s guide to confidence and friendship:

Step 1; find a ‘Bratty Bitchy Bestie’ TM

Step 2; go forth and become menaces to society

[hedwigstalons]

Biscuits and Band-Aids

My second attempt at #irrelief which has been collated by the lovely @gumnut-logic.  

This fic is for @eos-in-orbit who wanted something with AceAro John.

xoxoxox

John waved goodbye and watched as the airlock began to iris closed.  

 A hurried “Same time next week, Spaceman?” reached his ears as the door sealed shut.

 Smiling, he activated his comms.  “Of course, it’s 5-2 to me.  Gotta give you a chance to catch up.    Fly safe Ridley.”

 “Always do, Spaceman” came back the response.  

John flicked off the ‘do not disturb’ setting and made his way back to the comm sphere.  The weekly match of handball was turning in to something of a highlight for him.  He wouldn’t describe his existence in space as lonely but it was nice to see someone who wasn’t a hologram every so often. It also added some variety to his fitness regime.

 Speaking of holograms.

 A familiar figure was lurking in the comm sphere. Arms folded.  Grin plastered over his face causing the dimples to appear as deep shadows within the projection.

 John barely gave the figure a second glance.  Work came first.  Eos would have alerted him to any major emergencies brewing across the globe but he still liked to check in on the world.  

 “Eos, update please?”

 “There is a tropical cyclone system forming near the Bahamas but there is an 87% probability it will dissipate before making landfall. ��I am also detecting enhanced tectonic activity around Japan; I have placed an amber watch on the region.”

 “Thank you, Eos.  Please let me know if the situation changes.”

 “Of course John.”

 The hologram was now quivering with impatience.  John could tell from the way the figure was swaying rhythmically that Scott had started tapping his foot.  He decided to make Scott sweat it out for a bit.  He studiously ignored the figure and made a very thorough check of the Japan data before turning to acknowledge his sibling.

 “Yes, Scott?  What can I do for you?”  He arched an eyebrow and folded his arms in mirror form of his sibling.

 “Just checking in, y’know.  Can’t a bro have a friendly chat?”

 “Not often, no.  What do you want?”  John went back to checking data while keeping half an eye on the Scott.  The brunette seemed to be doing a good impression of a Cheshire cat.

 “So.  You and Ridley.  She seems nice.”

 “She is.  Her handball technique is coming along well.  Sometimes she is a bit erratic but it keeps our games interesting. Oh, can you add biscuits to the next supply run?

 Scott looked momentarily thrown by the change of topic. “Biscuits?”

 “Yes.  English ones. Preferably chocolate Hobnobs.  Ask Penny if you have trouble sourcing them.” He sighed, sensing that Scott wasn’t likely to comply without further details.  “Ridley likes them but her supply on Global One ran out a month ago and the GDF aren’t exactly one for sending care packages.”

 The grin turned into a definite smirk.

 “Chocolate biscuits.  Cute, John. Real cute.  You sure know the way to a girl’s heart.”

 “She’s a friend, Scott.”

 “A friend who just happens to make sure that she is always free every Thursday for some good, heathy exercise.  You sure you don’t want to me add some pharmacy supplies in that care package?  You and Ridley need to play safe up there”

 “Handball is hardly a dangerous pastime.  But now you come to mention it I’m running low on band-aids.  Only this time please can I have something a little more grown up.”

 “You mean you didn’t approve of the Disney princesses Gordon chose last time?  You know the kids ones stick the best.”  Scott received a scowl in return.  “Stars and planets?”  A slight nod but the scowl remained.  “Are you honestly saying that you and Ridley really just meet for handball?”

 John turned and gave the hologram his full attention. The intensity of the redhead’s glare would have had Scott running for cover if there wasn’t 22,000 miles of space safely separating them.

 “Just because you view everything with a pulse as potential conquest doesn’t mean I do.  She is a friend.  I don’t look at her in that way.  I don’t look at anyone that way.  Now I’ll thank you to butt out of my personal life.”

 With an annoyed flick at the holo-controls John sent the image of Scott flickering out of existence.  A firm signal that the conversation was over.

 It wasn’t often that John got angry but Scott could sense he had touched on something raw and deeply personal.  Scott had been a bit of a player before life got so busy but it wasn’t often this got thrown back at him in such an accusatory manner.  Being cut off just cemented the fact that his teasing had crossed a line.

 As teenagers he had assumed John’s lack of girlfriends meant he was gay.  Later he put the lack of anyone significant in his sibling’s life down to John being shy. Now, as he thought back, John hadn’t ever shown an interest in anyone.  No examples of unrequited love.  No moments where John had displayed feelings of lust or fawned over film stars.  He would make friends under the right circumstances but never showed an interest in taking things further.

 Realisation dawned.

 It was three days before Scott dared to contact his space-sibling again for anything other than missions.  The atmosphere between them had been frosty and Scott sensed that John wouldn’t welcome any intrusions, even if it was in order to apologise.

 He stacked the last of the packages into the space elevator and activated the comms.

 “Supplies are all packed Thunderbird Five.  Haul them up.”

 “FAB.”  The response was still curt and clipped.

 Scott watched as the space elevator made its journey skywards, up towards the brother he now understood a little better.  He just hoped his apology would be well received. Once the elevator was safely on its way he turned and headed up to his room.  If John should call he wanted to make sure he was able to answer uninterrupted.

 He hoped John would call.  He hated there to be tension between them.

 Just a few short minutes later his wrist comm bleeped.

 John.

 He steeled himself and opened the line.  He wasn’t sure how this would go and mentally prepared himself in case he had misjudged things further.

 “Hi Spaceman.  Are we good?”

 A subtle nod.  “Yeah, we’re good.”

 Scott let out the breath he had barely realised he was holding.

 “Look, I’m really sorry about teasing you.  About Ridley”

 “I know.  Most people don’t ‘get’ people like me.  Why should you be any different?”

 “Because I’m your brother.  I should know better.  I should have realised.”

 “Hey it’s not like I parade it around for the world to see.  I’ve never had the right outfit before.  By the way, thanks for the pyjamas.”

 For perched on top off all the regular supplies, in a box stuffed with biscuits and band-aids, had been the present that made him feel closer to Scott than he had for a long time.  The sign that, despite the physical distance between them, Scott had finally reached a level of understanding.

 Midnight blue and speckled with a thousand galaxies the pyjamas proclaimed what John had known his whole life but Scott was only just realising.  As ace as space.

[rmjagonshi]

Why I haven’t updated Whole Again Yet

These are ideas that I have been typing up instead of writing like I should. So, At least I should share. 

-Stan hits on Ford while he doesn’t know who Ford is-

-Dipper accidentally/awkwardly flirts with Ford, and after a few times, Ford notices and the resulting awkward conversation. Ford telling Dipper that he’s way too old, that he’s an adult, that Dipper is a kid and will live way longer than Ford, that Ford is messed up and not stable, that their family, etc. Similar to Wendy, they part amicably, friendly, and Dipper gets a big hug, they cuddle for a while before he sends Dipper to bed

-Dipper confronts Stan about being with Ford; corrupting him with his gross perverted desires. Dipper thinks he’s manipulating Ford, when it was Ford who wanted Stan, who had to convince Stan to be ok with this. Ford walks in on Dipper confronting Stan and stops the tirade. (After the + ending of Dipper’s confession?) You don’t need to defend my honor, I want this. Stan didn’t force me into anything.-

-Fiddleford gets upset over the portal and leaves. Ford gets desperate and sends Stan a postcard. Stan comes as he’s asked but runs into Fiddleford when asking for directions, since Gopher Road is way outside of town. Fiddleford recognizes Stan (even though Ford never told Fiddleford about Stan) and they got to the house. Fiddleford follows Stan in and they all argue, Fidds and Ford go back and forth and Stan is left to try and piece together what’s going on until they all hear whispering. Ford flips, but when Fidds and Stan ask him what it is, he breaks down and explains. They read his notes on Bill, listen to his stories and Ford tells them about his deal. Ford asks Stan to take his journal and go, but Fidds disagrees. He agrees with Stan to burn it instead. Fidds wants them to burn all the journals and for Ford to publish his less demonic findings. Ford is panicking about losing his research and starts to lose control to Bill. Fidds and Stan talk to Bill, noticing his eye color, and restrain Ford. Bill taunts Stan and Fidds (for different reasons) and Stan gets angry enough to kick Bill out of Ford via Ford’s sensitive body (i.e. tickles or something(Ford pops a boner?)) They get unicorn hair though trickery (Fidds kid) and seal the house. Years later, Fidds is happily married and inventing and Stan and Ford catalog the paranormal in Gravity Falls. Ford the scientist and Stan the museum curator with exhibits and such.  

-Dipper and Mabel accidentally break the time tape and end up in “1960-something” Glass Shard Beach and meet up with Stan and Ford. All same age. They have some adventures and try to fix the tape by ‘borrowing’ a screwdriver from Pines Pawns and they get chased by the time police. Ford fixes it and they all get sent back to present day Gravity Falls. The carnival has closed, Soos won Waddles for Mabel since she likes pigs. Stan, Soos and Wendy spend the evening looking for Dipper and Mabel and they find all four kids. Stan recognizes Ford (at first the kids think it’s Filbrick), and doesn’t know what to say or do. Even though they get caught with the tape and it gets confiscated and they have to go back to Glass Shard, Stan takes a moment to tell his past self to leave the Perpetual Motion machine alone. The time people leave and nothing changes. Except Stan remembers how Filbrick kicked him out a month after Ford left for West Coast and Ford chose to study anomalies anyway. Fiddleford was hired on as an assistant, but didn’t lose his mind (just left the project and moved his family to Gravity Falls). Ford is still lost in the multiverse. But now everyone knows that Ford exists and Stan lets everyone see the portal. Dipper shows him the Journal and they speculate that Gideon may have the second. During one of his shows, they use the shrinking light to break in and take it. No one can pin it on them because Stan is actually a really good crook. They all work together to open the portal. They convince Fidds to help, since he’s not living in the dump anymore, and they get Ford back a month and a half early.

-Stan gets kidnapped by the hand witch (molested by hands) and Soos, Dipper, Mabel and Wendy have to rescue him. Hurt comfort/whump with Stan being found by his family like that.

-Bill using Gold Ford as a toy. Rescuing Gold Ford from the fearamid and not being able to change him back without and act of true love (i.e. Stan doing something (platonic this time))

-Couple Stan Bros (WA) falling through to canon before weirdmageddon but after Ford comes back. Both Fords realize the dangers, but WAStan just marches in the shack and grabs a beer. WAFord bitching about dangers and collapse of dimensions and CFord freaking out. WAStan pokes CStan in the cheek and nothing happens. “We’re different people. Don’t know about you two though.” The explain that Stan is Bill. CFord freaks the fuck out and asks why the hell WAFord is ok with that. They admit that they are together. CFord realizes what’s going on and is all like…oh. Dipper and Mabel have lots of questions and they end up sticking around for a few days to figure out how to get home. CStan kisses CFord once to see why. Neither feel anything, disgust or lust, and just kinda shrug. They do end up being more affectionate though.

-Stan gets hit with a very lucid dream on the SOW about Ford. He gets freaked out about it and Ford picks up on it. Ford reminds Stan about their promise to not keep secrets. Stan admits that he is freaked out about a dream but won’t say what the dream was. Ford wont let it go and they argue it keeps escalating and escalating until Ford says something like Stan is willing to throw away everything just for some stupid dream that didn’t even matter. Stan blows up at says that that is the reason he wont say anything, because he doesn’t want to lose Ford. How on Earth would a dream make you lose me? Stan blows up and tells him. Immediately regretting it and trying to run away, except he can’t because the ship is too small. Ford tells him it’s natural. They’ve been alone for almost a year with hardly anyone else. It’s natural to feel drawn to whomever you are closest to. Stan is still not okay with it and keeps his distance, but still has dreams. Ford starts flirting casually, lingering touches and the like and Stan’s dreams get worse. Stan picks up on it and gets angry. They start fighting again and Ford snaps and let’s slip he’s been feeling pent up too. They part without speaking again. Stan approaches Ford later at tells him that he used to be a prostitute. His previous rate was $X but he’s willing to lower the price. Ford stammers, and Stan says he’s willing to give Ford a family discount. They laugh. Some months later, Stan has a jar on the dresser filled to the brim with pennies. Every time Ford comes to him, he pays a penny. As long as money changes hands, it is a service. They can live with that.  

-On the SOW, Ford admits he’s never been with anyone. Kiss, sex, nothing. He isn’t sure if he would enjoy it or not, but he’s definitely agitated he hasn’t had the opportunity. They talk awhile and discuss Stan setting him up with someone at Port. It falls apart because Ford can’t get interested, not trust strangers with something so intimate. Stan asks what would help him, and Ford tells him someone he knows/trusts. Fiddleford? No. No one else really, except Stan. Stan offers, embarrassed, and Ford tells him he has to think about it. They come together a few days later and Stan gives it all he’s got. Ford does enjoy himself. Immensely. Stan’s not comfortable with how much he enjoyed it. Ford asks a few days later if the can do it again. Stan asks why, and Ford claims he wants to try something different, he isn’t sure if it’s a continuous thing. They go again, different positions this time, and Ford really enjoys it. Again, Stan isn’t comfortable with how much they both enjoyed it. It becomes a running gag, Ford asks if Stan would like to try something, and Stan agrees, but hints that maybe Ford needs to find someone else he trusts. Ford keeps saying in time. It becomes a regular thing, Ford feeling like he had to come up with new things to try to get Stan interested. Stan tells him, finally, that Ford doesn’t have to keep doing that if he doesn’t want to (bordering on really out there kinks). They go back to regular sex and Ford admits that He doesn’t want to lose Stan, but he’s not sure if he can ever be with anyone else. They agree that at their age, it doesn’t matter what they do, so long as it’s consensual. They proceed to fuck all the time, and if they can’t, they just touch because they can.

-The next summer, the gnomes get desperate for a queen and decide it doesn’t have to be a woman, so they try to kidnap a few people: Dipper, (who has Mabel to help), Soos, to says he has to ask Melody first and his grandma so they give up, they try to steal the goat/waddles, but get attacked by the other. Finally, they decided to drug and kidnap Stan, who let his hair grow out in the past year. Stan wakes up standing at the alter with Jeff. He doesn’t react a t first because WTF is going on? And Ford and co have been looking for him because there was a struggle/mess and evidence he was in the forest. They crash the wedding and Stan doesn’t say anything, doesn’t really do anything etc. As they get ready to leave, Ford ask if Stan is ok, Stan says sure. If they were going to marry him, then they would have to give him an allowance, they can’t expect him to work, he’d still get to visit his kids (Dipper and Mabel), he’d have to be taken out once a week to a fancy restaurant, he’d ask for fancy gifts etc, and just be really high maintenance. Besides, his ex’s were all crazy (i.e. Marylin and Goldie). Dipper and Mabel stay behind and ask Jeff if he’s ok. Jeff says he might have dodged a bullet there. Mabel says that he should just put out an ad for someone. Some girl from town answers the ad and does a much better job of running the forest. Also she refuses to become a gnome because she is big enough to beat-up a fox.

-Soulmate AU with soulmate marks. Stan gets kicked out before his appears (i.e. appears in mid-twenties) and when it does, he cries because it’s a six-fingered hand. But soulmates don’t mean sex although it can. After weirdmageddon/during the clothes swap, Ford sees it and doesn’t know how to take it. Ford’s mark was always the triangle, so he’s not sure how to take it, as soulmates usually have eachother’s marks. Maybe it’s another person? Over the next year, Ford’s mark becomes inverted; instead of a triangle with a hole, it becomes a mouth eating a coin. When he realizes it, they both laugh and cry. They decide that if they want to move it forwards, then they will do so in their own time. Ends without a kiss but with definite affection (waking up in bed together (not sex) and realizing the other is actually there).        

-Stan/Reader/Ford because I can’t find one that fits my needs.

              Reader had been working for the Mystery Shack for a few years. They used to be a cashier but moved up to bookkeeper when Wendy took the position. Reader had been working with Stan long enough to know about the portal, about Ford, and about the paranormal things in Gravity Falls. They work with Stan on the portal and with the forest creatures. Stan’s deals with gnomes/manitaurs/etc and monthly meetings to hash out treaties and agreements. Stan has lived there long enough and knows enough to be included in the denizens of the forest. Reader has been going alone since the kids arrived for the summer. Reader had lived in the shack since they’ve worked there; just a few months Stan invited to move in because of transportation issues, jokes about how they live there anyway. Reader is arrested when NWHS happens, being held by Blubs and Durland. Stan drives out covertly to get them after the agents leave. They are introduced to Ford later that night when Ford comes up for coffee. “Who’re you?” “I live here. You’re Stanford. Figured you’d be fine from what Stan told me. Sorry I wasn't here when you got here, I was…indisposed in a jail cell.” “What do you mean?” “When they arrested Stan, they arrested me. Worked for him the longest. By the way, you’re filing system is a fucking mess. I organized everything. I’ll pull off the things on my wall later. Some of your stuff’s packed away in my room.” “How much do you know?” “You were out hopping the multiverse for who knows how long. You were doing research on something I’m not even going to begin to pretend I remember. And Stan’s been trying to figure out transuniversal quantum physics and space time distortion with my help for the past four years. I majored in Geology. Not Physics. I don’t understand it any better than he does.” “Apt. Ok, so wat is it you do for Stan?” “I’m the bookkeeper. And I occasionally knock gnomes and hawktopus out of the rafters.” Time and events progress as normal, slight alterations here and there. Ford confronts Reader about their involvement with Stan as Ford has seen Reader flirt openly with Stan. Reader flirts with Ford. Ford doesn’t know what to do about that. Gets flustered. ‘Accidentally’ walks in/spies on Stan and Reader having sex. On Stan’s road trip, Ford corners Reader (reader brings Ford food in the basement) and admits he hasn’t been with a humanoid in almost eight years. Practically begs for sex, and ends up cumming in his pants. Reader is proud they were able to get Ford that excited. “Next time, don’t hang out outside the door.” They leave and next time Stan and Reader have sex, Ford enters the room and locks the door. Stan is a bit surprised, but when Reader walks over to Ford and brings him forwards, Stan plays along. Stan sees Ford is nervous, so he takes Reader’s lead and is slow and gentle. They coax Ford with slow and gentle touches, on arms and lower legs and hands. Both Stan and Reader are naked. “Sixer, it’s okay. However, you want to do this.” Reader leans back and cuddles up to Stan, slow and fluffy touches as they wah Ford at the end of the bed. Ford hesitates, but finally he takes off his sweater, wearing a black tank top underneath. Stan baulks at Ford’s scars, but he just reaches for him instead of talking. Ford is brought down between them, Reader behind, Stan in front. Stan is soft, tracing Ford’s face and hands, while Reader rubs his back and thighs. Ford gets worked up and they help him strip. Stan holds back, assuming Ford is more interested in the Reader, but as they go along, Stan’s instinct is to touch and reassure Ford. Reader gives Ford a bj, and he’s loud. Stan, no other way to keep him quiet, kisses him. “Shhhh, Sixer. Walls aren’t that thick. Sorry. Didn’t mean to..” Ford cuts him off with another kiss. Ford moans, clutching at Stan. Reader comes up, before Ford cums, and asks what they want to do. They arrange themselves where Ford fucks the Reader, Reader lays in Stan’s arms and Ford and Stan kiss while Ford fucks Reader. Stan almost gets off on humping Reader’s ass. When Ford cums (condom and Stan masturbating Reader), Ford shifts, Reader up/over and gives Stan a hj and hickies. Ford is exhausted, and falls asleep between them. Ford sleeps thought he night (mostly) and wakes up sticky. He showers and finds both of them in the kitchen making breakfast. He’s greeted with an affectionate pat and one-armed hug by Reader and slight awkwardness from Stan. After reader/kids leave to do their things, Ford pours himself a coffee and tells Stan they should talk about what happened. “I’ll be downstairs. Whenever you are ready.” Stan goes down and they talk about what happened. How they are brothers and it was wrong, etc. And Stan just says that Ford is welcome anytime he needs. ‘I wont push ya. But it’s clear ya need it. Heck, maybe we do too.” Ford goes to them that night and as long as Reader is involved, it’s not the big I world. Even if all Reader does is watch, then it’s a kink for their lover. Reader rides Ford while Stan holds him. Stan spends the whole-time touching Ford, caressing, kissing, titillating. Ford cums with Stan whispering in his ear. Next time, Stan fucks Reader while Ford sits behind them and helps support them. Ford reaches around and fondles Stan (area not in Reader) while masturbating Reader. Reader notices Ford and Stan have some serious sexual tension and asks them both, separately, if they are comfortable with the Reader watching. They both agree, so long as the other is ok. Stan and Ford get together to discuss what they are comfortable with and it devolves into a handsy makeout in Stan’s office. They end up 69-ing that night after frotting. Ford poking at Stan and getting a strong reaction. Leads to Ford fingering Stan at later date while Stan fucks Reader.      

              After weirdmageddon, all family sleeps in the living room curled up with blankets and pillows. Ford and Stan sleep with their heads together, with feet apart. _||_ so the kids can cuddle Stan, but Ford can still talk to Stan. Stan hits on Ford (subconscious flirt) while they are trying to get his memory back and acts on impulse and kisses Ford in front of everyone. “I get the feeling we’ve done that before.” Ford says yes, and that there is a lot to explain now because no one else knew. After a week, Stan get’s his memory back, and the night after the kids leave, all three hole up in the basement and Ford had been working on a serum to give them a boost (aphrodisiac) and they go all night.                

-Ford and Stan find themselves in the Boiling Isles

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Neighbors (Swaptale!) Chara x Papyrus NSFW

Notes: Ok, so this story is like from charas point of few. I like this ship because its like frans only…swapped. The inspiration of this story came from  @nsfwshamecave (The routine) I likes the idea, so I made it a little of my own. So thanks for that! Anyway hope you enjoy ya dirty sinners >;)

Ive been living next to the skeleton bros ever since I saved them from the underground. Every time I got the chance, I would go over there and watch movies, play games or just hang with papyrus while the queen and sans flirt. Ever since I turned 18, Paps and I have been doing some pretty cool shit with each other. Drinking, smoking, partying all night. Sans didn’t like it, and neither did the queen. But paps would always stand up for me. Hes such a good friend. I’ve started to have feelings for the tall and lazy skeleton, and I hated it. Hes my best friend! 

I woke up that morning, seeing that someone has texted me. It was papyrus, asking if he wanted to watch this movie that he’s been wanting to watch. I told him why not. I went over to knock on his door. When he let me in, everything was set up. Popcorn, drinks and the movie. I looked around for sans, but I didn’t see him. I asked papyrus “Where’s sans?” Paps closed the door behind me and with a lazy voice said “He’s out. I don’t like him watching this kind of movies anyway, he’ll be fine.” I kinda felt bad that we were doing something without sans. But he did have a point. The movie we were watching had blood, violence, and sex scenes. So I shrugged and sat down. Paps sat next to me, and played the movie.

A little way in the movie, I saw that papyrus was looking at me, eyes halfway closed, and with a smirk. It looked so seductive to me. I quickly looked away hiding my blush. Damn crushes! Paps chuckled, and said “Need me to get you a blanket? You seem to be shaking.” I looked at my hand. I was shaking! I nodded and watched the movie while he went to go and get me one. When he came back, he sat down, and put the blanket on both me and him. “Still cold? Come here” He said,as he held his arm out. I mean, were friends. Even though I have a dumb crush, hes still my friend. I got closer to him, feeling myself blush even harder then I already was. He held me while I let my head lay on his shoulder. It felt nice. Then he made a move I was not expecting. He put his hand, on my pants, near my entrance. He didn’t look at me, and I didn’t look at him. He just looked as if he was doing nothing. A part of wanted him off. But the other part wanted him to do more, and that side won. He continued, until sans came to the door. Papyrus basically pushed me off and paused the movie. “Brother, chara, are you watching a movie without me?” Sans says while walking towards the couch. “Paps stood up and looked at his brother, with a caring look. “Yea, but this movies too mature for you. We’ll make up for it” Sans crossed his arms and looked a little flustered. It made me giggle. After the pouting, we all watched a sans friendly movie. Sans sat between me and papyrus. Paps didn’t look at me, or even gesture anything. He just sat there as if nothing happened. After the movie, I went home. Paps just said bye from the couch like he always does. I was a little confused. 

The next day came, and I saw that paps texted me the same thing. He wanted me to come over to watch a movie that sans couldn’t watch. After what happened yesterday, I was a little nervous. Was he going to do the same thing? Was he even going to remember? I don’t know why, but I went over. The part of me that had a crush on him wanted him to do the same thing. Maybe even a little more. When I knocked his door, he had that same look he always does. The couch was set up just like yesterday. Except this time, it already had the blanket. I sat on the couch, he sat next to me, put the blanket on us, started the movie and sat there. I was waiting for him to do the same thing. We were already cuddling, but he was looking at the movie. Then he moved his arm and stopped cuddling. I thought I was making him uncomfortable, in till he put his hand around my “area” again. I just thought he would do the same thing, but this time he unbuttoned my pants, and went inside. I jolted, he was touching me there. The entire time, he was still looking at the movie. He started to get closer and closer to my entrance. I couldn’t help but shake. I grabbed a hold of his sweatshirt, hiding my urge to make him do more. He finally got near my entrance, and put in a finger. It made me jolt again, and even let out a little moan. I looked at his face, and I saw he has a smirk. He was enjoying me trying to hold in my pleasure. He put in another finger, making me move a little, so it was more comfortable for him to put another finger. He was about to, in till sans came bursting in the door again. Papyrus immediately toke his hand out of my pants and scooted over away from me. “Papyrus! Chara! I brought the queen so we can all have tacos, while watching a movie that all of us can watch!” As sans said that, the queen, toriel came through the door. After that, paps and I made no eye contact, didn’t talk, nothing. We sat away from each other while watching the movie. And when the queen and I went home, only sans said bye. Paps just waved without eye contact. I went home thinking, tomorrow, I’m getting the full thing. No more messing around. I couldn’t even sleep that night, thinking of what paps would do, if I made the moves.

I woke up that morning ready for whatever papyrus was going to do. I had a feeling papyrus was going to take my virginity tonight. I’m eighteen, lustful, and ready. I waited and waited, and finally I got a text from him. Same thing. I put on a green and yellow tang top, and a brown, easy to remove, short skirt. I also made sure I wore some sexy bra and panties. I walked over to his place. He opened the door, and looked a little bashful. “Wow, looking good kid” That made me blush. But I didn’t hide it. “T-thanks” Wow, even though I was determined, I still sounded nervous. And I was. It was my first time, but I’m ready. I walked in, the couch had everything it did, even the blanket. I sat down, and he sat next to me, putting the blanket over us. He played the movie, and I waited. It was not even ten minutes in the movie when he put his hand in my skirt. He was making me squirm. Fuck! I needed this so much. I made a move I knew he wasn’t expecting. I started to rub his pants. He jolted and put his head back sighing. I knew he would like it. He looked up and then at me. He grabbed my head and I grabbed his. My lips met his teeth, turning things hot real quick. Our tongues were just meeting each other, making his fingers stop. He stopped and took his hands out of my pants. He stood up and paused the movie, then grabbed my hand. “Why don’t we take this to my room.” That put a shiver down my spine. “O-ok” I said, probably sounding like and idiot. He walked me to his room, and as we walked in, he grabbed me and we made out again. He shut the door with a snap of his fingers. He started to grab my breast, making his hands work away towards my ass. He then grabbed my shirt, and ripped off over my head. His eyes never opened. After every action of taking off mine, or his cloths, he would go back to kissing me. Eventually, I was just in my panties. And he was just in his joggers.He laid me down on his bed, and pinned me on my back. He looked at me with his eyes, staring into mine. He looked concerned. I started to think if he was regretting this. So I decided to ask him. “Hey, we don’t have to, if you don’t want to.” Papyrus chuckled for a moment. “Oh I really want you, I just don’t want to hurt you. I could get a bit rough, and I know that this is probably your first time.” I grabbed his head and pulled it down so I could kiss the top of his skull. “I’ll be ok, just do what you want.” I didn’t mind if he hurt me, its not like he didn’t before. I could (hopefully) take it. So, with all that being said, he slowly pulled off my panties. I was a little embarrassed to show my body, and I could tell he kinda was too. He stared to blush a bit when he slid the little part of his pants off, revealing his cock. “Wow your big” I blushed realizing that I said that out loud. “Wow kid, way to make a skeleton embarrassed.” He then went towards my head and made my tongue meet his again. While in the middle, I felt him, slowing entering me. It made me let out a silent moan. He closed his eyes tight, trying to hold in his moan. He started, as he moved down to licking my neck. He was slow at first, then he started to faster and faster, making me moan louder and louder. The faster he was getting, the more deep he was getting. I could feel his huge cock move around in me, and it felt so good. I never thought I would have this. I loved the fact how he was trying to his moans, it was cute. I finally screamed a moan of pleasure, when he filled me with his cum. He let out a moan while doing so as well. He then grabbed me and kissed me hard. After our passionate make out session, he flopped next to me on his bed. He put a blanket over top of me, in case someone decided to barge in. cough cough, sans.

After moments sitting there catching our breath, papyrus, out of no where, just started to laugh. He was laughing so hard, tears were coming out of his sockets. “Why are you laughing so hard?” He stopped “I just can’t believe I actually got to-” He started to trail off, he looked embarrassed. “I just, I wanted you, ever since you became eighteen. I started to hate myself, because I thought you wouldn’t want me back because I’m your best friend.” I couldn’t help but laugh myself. It was like we had the same mind. “I never thought you would have felt that way.” He sat up, and looked at me, with a look of, worry. “Why wouldn’t I!? I mean your kind, you always find another way in things, your fun, and incredibly ho-” He looked away rubbing the back of his neck, looking a little embarrassed again. “The point is, I…” My heart was starting to race. Was he doing what I think he was doing? “I…I…Damn it! Why is this so hard!” I laughed and ended his suffering by putting my arms around in an embrace. “I love you too” He chuckled and put his arm around me. Out of the blue, sans comes barging in papyrus’ room. “Papyrus where are-” I grabbed the blanket putting it over top of me. Oh god was I embarrassed. I knew paps was too. “Shit! Bro can’t you knock!?” Sans seemed to surprised to talk, and just left the room. Pretty sure we scared him. I decided to break the tension.”Looks like we have a little explaining to do” Papyrus just chuckled “Yea, we do” Sorry sans, but looks like me and paps are more then just neighbors now.

~End