#what’s funnier is that after he said he couldn’t feel the arrow odysseus rips the arrow from his foot and it hurt so bad he retreated

[spineless-lobster]

I loveeeee diomedes’ insults to paris here “you’re a cad and a coward and your hair looks dumb and you’re so weak I didn’t even feel the arrow! Idiot!” and then he goes on in detail about how everyone he cuts down is left to rot and fester for the birds which is… a slightly different tone