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heyclickadee · 11 months ago

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Suddenly and forcibly reminded of the time in sixth grade when I got it into my head that starting a UFO/Paranormal club would be a great way to make friends.

(Narrator voice: It was not. It was not a great way to make friends.)

#a tetherball year for sure #listen I found one of those “unsolved mystery’ books at the exact wrong time #it was a ‘new hyperfixation unlocked’ moment #and now I just avoid talking about it because like #the inevitable follow up question is “oh so you believe this stuff?’#No I don’t actually #even a little bit #I just think the stories are interesting #like the slide-rock bolter #the most ridiculous cryptid #it’s a mountain whale that slides down and eats people #that’s a landslide #what you’re talking about is a naturally occurring phenomenon called a landslide #or rockslide #or avalanche #all of which happen frequently in mountainous areas #especially when you’re MINING and disturbing the ground #do I nevertheless love slide-rock bolter stories?#yep #they’re fun #in part because they’re ridiculous

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