#what you call 'audience appeal' i call a 'BIG FAT VIRAL LOAD'
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why is my follower count going up. what did i do. u weirdos are freaking me out. buddy whats up
#feeling so attacked rn. all my hollow spines are standing on their ends#oh buddy you have NO idea how highly venomous and yet totally erratic my disposable body parts are#heck *I* have no idea#we are both in so much trouble the two.2 of us#anyway yes. yes my follower count frequently goes up that is how follower counts tend to work once u break containment#what you call 'audience appeal' i call a 'BIG FAT VIRAL LOAD'#but currently we are undergoing hm.m. a rarely precedent-ed surge. and i? i have some concerns about the public health implications#protect yourself. say no to social media#or at the very least make it so unprofitable that mr muskrat sheds the delicious delicious tears of stockholder lifeblood
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