#what would her theme even be????? god we rlly need to flesh out this headcanon more

[edwardallenpoe]

Ponyboy and Johnny sneaking to a pride parade because they think Darry wouldn’t let them just to find out that Darry is performing there

I raise you: they hear about the drag performers and there's one they absolutely love but have only seen really grainy footage of her perform, so they're so pumped to get to see her because everytime they ask Darry about her (she perform mainly at the bar he works at coincidentally) he brushes the topic off, so when they get to the pride event, first row, and they see her come out and lip sync to "like a virgin" by Madonna while she shakes her fake tits at someone stuffing a twenty in her cleavage and they see her face clearly for the first time they have an aneurysm.