#what was ittt like playground something

[hellonearthtoday]

any o you ever seen sumthin written so badly... and its horror, and its written in a way that feels like its trying to scare u w its shock value. and its like nooo duhh this was written by a man....i do not think you should be a writer. in fact, you should give up

[beomdarling]

SWINGING CONVERSATION

Pairing; Beomgyu X Fem!reader

Genre; Fluff, Crack and Suggestive? (Just playfully groping)

Warning; Some swearing and heart warming Fluff

Not proof read -

You laughed out loud with your arms in the air as Beomgyu held your waist from behind joining your cheers as you both slid down your favorite slide as a kid, today was yours and Beomgyus fourth anniversary as a couple and nineth as best friends so you both decide to come to the place that held very special memories-- the neighborhood playground.

Letting out a sigh you giggled leaning back into Beomgyu who's hair was a mess after sliding down so many loops "That was fun" you said softly looking up at Gyu who was already looking at you "Yeah but I just now noticed how dangerous this slide is like holy shit" He said puffing hair out his face making you smile "Honestly me too surprised we didn't hurt ourselves when we were younger" you said standing up and pulling wood shavings from your pants that hurt when they stuck in your skin

Beomgyu quickly slapped your butt making you gasp as he ran bye sticking his tongue out "Race you to the swings!" He yelled "Don't fall on your ass!" He taunted making you narrowed your eyes as you chased after him

Past memory

A young Beomgyu giggled as he pushed past a little girl in his way making her stumble and fall on her butt, letting out a small hiss she glared at the boy "Hey! Stop ittt!!" She yelled out quickly getting up and chasing after him the wooden shavings in her legs hurting like crazy as she huffed following him to the swings

Back to the current present time

Letting out a maniac like laugh as you tackled him to the ground making him let out a "Uf!" Sound as he fell, looking down at him you smirked "Ha caught you this time!" You said in a childish tone making Beomgyu laugh. Staring up at you his heart fluttered-- The man was whipped for you and would do anything to hear that crazy laugh or see that gorgeous smile "HEY-!" He sqeaked getting knocked out of his thoughts by you squeezing his butt, he squirmed feeling your firm grip "Doesn't feel to nice does it!" You yelled smiling at his misery "no No NO!" He whined begging you to stop groping his buttocks

You eventually did making him swear to never touch yours again which made him sad but he had to do what he had to do plus he was crossing his fingers behind his head so he was all good

Now you both were swinging on the swing set a comfortable silence taking over you both, it was crazy to think you met here when you were eleven just because Beomgyu pushed you which you weren't having that, the thought made you smile and squeeze your intertwined fingers as you both gently moved back and forth

Beomgyu decided to break the silence "Hey Y/n?" He questioned in a low voice making you turn your head seeing him staring at the dark star filled sky "Hm?" You hummed feeling his thumb rub your knuckles "When we have kids let's bring them here" he said softly turning his head over to look at you, your eyes widened as your heart soared at that, a bright smile formed on your face "As long as we come here when we're old Gyu" you said making him laugh as he brought your hand to his lips placing a kiss

"Will you really love me that long?" He asked tilting his head his eyes studying your features something he's done thousands of times "Course I will, even with your one white hair on your wrinkly bald head" you said making him gasp "I will not have one hair!" He exclaimed making you burst out laughing "If you say so Gyu.." you said calming down shaking your head

Walking hand and hand to Beomgyus beat up car he's hand since he was sixteen you turned and looked at him "I really will though-- love you until we're old" you said quickly looking away, he grinned nodding "Great, then I will too" He said quickly leaning in and pecking your lips taking you by surprise

"I love you Beomgyu" you said feeling giddy and thankful that you got to meet him in this life "I love you more.. and I love your butt!" He said quickly tapping your butt and darting to his car

Sighing you smiled as you took off running after him "Damn you Beomgyu! You promised!" You yelled, his and your laughter filling the small parking area

[writemywaytoyourheart]

BTS Reaction: Their child throws a temper tantrum

Requested: yes, a while ago, sorry lovebug <3

a/n: hope you guys like it :)

no warnings unless you don't like kids throwing tantrums.

KIM SEOKJIN:

"Seungwoo, baby. I need you to eat please." You set your fork down and sigh at the small boy sitting across the table with his arms folded and a grumpy look on his face. Next to him; his twin brother is happily munching away on the steamed broccoli that Seungwoo refuses to touch.

"No!" Seungwoo whines out and kicks the air in frustration. You sigh again and look up to see Jin coming out from the bedroom; he's got his jacket off and is pulling to loosen his necktie as he saunters to the table.

"Sorry baby, I had to finish some work. Thanks for making dinner." He gives you a sweet cheek kiss and you nod with a half smile when he sits next to you to start eating.

A tiny thump against the table makes everyone look up in confusion, "what was that?" Jin asks as he scans the room. You sigh for the umpteenth time when you look at Seungwoo who's glaring at you. 

"It was Seungwoo. He's mad about the broccoli I made." Jin arches an eyebrow at your statement and looks over at the tiny boy who is now glaring at his father.

"Is that so?"

Seungwoo kicks the table again and Hwangwoo starts to cry.

"Seungiiii, stop ittt!" Jin stands up before any louder chaos can break out. He walks over and picks Hwangwoo up, patting his back to make him stop crying.

"I guess since Hwangi is the only one to eat his dinner like a good boy, he can have some cake now." You shake your head at his stupid attempt to solve things, and you're about to speak up when Seungwoo starts to shovel broccoli into his tiny mouth faster than lightning. You look at him in shock, "hey, slow down, baby. You're gonna choke. You can have some cake too after you're finished, ok?" Seungwoo nods tearfully at you and you can't help but feel a little tear in your heart. He really is a good boy. He just hates broccoli.

Jin nods in satisfaction and sets Hwangwoo down before sitting again himself. He smirks at you as if to say, dad's the coolest huh? You shake your head and continue eating now that the room isn't full of loud toddlers who don't want their vegetables.

MIN YOONGI:

"Alright Suki, what do you want to go on first?" Yoongi smiles down at his little girl as they stand by the playground; her holding tightly to his hand with her tiny one. Suki shrugs and shyly watches all the other children play; running around and screaming as they climb the jungle gym.

Suki points at the sand, so Yoongi nods and sits down; patting the ground next to him. She plops down and starts to dig a random hole. Yoongi follows suit as they both shovel sand with their hands.

~

After a little while, Suki looks up and sees the swing set. She stands up and runs to it, while Yoongi struggles to get up from his sitting position.

"Suki, wait up baby!" Yoongi catches up to her just in time to see her pouting at the kid that took the swing before she could grab it. In a split second, Suki is scream crying at the top of her lungs while the kid that took the swing jumps off and runs to the jungle gym, turning back and giving her a weird look. Yoongi picks Suki up and despite her loud protests, he carries her to the car. Once he reaches it, Yoongi sets her down and crouches to her level.

"Look at me, love." Suki looks up tearfully and Yoongi sighs while wiping her tears. "What's going on? You know you can't behave like that." She shrugs, then a big yawn escapes her mouth and Yoongi smiles softly.

"Sleepy?"

Suki nods and pouts, "Sorry daddy. For being bad." Yoongi picks her up and puts her in, buckling her up in her car seat.

"You're not a bad girl, Suki. Just remember that screaming isn't going to make you feel any better, and it won't get you what you want. Let's go take your nap, ok?" Suki sniffles and nods, holding her arms out to wrap them around her daddy's neck.

Yoongi hugs her gently and kisses her wet cheek, "love you, babygirl."

JUNG HOSEOK:

Hobi walked through the front door and almost immediately tripped over a toy firetruck lying in the pathway. He sighed and picked it up, walking precariously around other toys scattered about. Setting the truck down out of anyone's tripping path, Hobi looked into the kitchen and saw you frantically chopping vegetables and stirring something in a pot on the stove.

He smiled and set his bag down, walking over to wrap his arms around you. You stop at his movements and turn to give him a quick hug, "hi, baby! Dinner will be ready soon, but can you please tell San to clean up his toys before we eat?" Your husband nodded and made his way to the bedroom. He saw your son, San, playing in his room. Hoseok smiled and knocked lightly, startling San. The little boy looked up and smiled brightly at his dad. Then, he ran and jumped into Hoseok's arms, "I missed you, Daddy!"

Hobi smiled and hugged San tightly, "I missed you too, buddy!" A look around San's room proved that there would be a lot of cleaning to do before dinner, and there was still the living room. Hobi put San down and crouched to his level, "Ok, Sannie. How about we clean this all up before we eat dinner, yeah?" San's face turned indignant and he crossed his little arms over his chest.

"No!" He whined and Hoseok sighed.

"I'm going to help you with it, Sannie. Come on." He got up and started to put the toys into the play chest. San ran over and snatched a little robot out of his father's hands, throwing it to the ground and stomping his tiny foot.

"No! No wanna clean!!!"

"San!" Hoseok looked at his son in shock. He was only three, but Hobi wasn't about to let him start acting like that and thinking it's acceptable.

San started scream crying and throwing his stuffed animals around the room. Hobi picked him up and held the flailing child, trying not to get kicked in the face.

"San! Stop this right now!" At his father's tone; San stopped squirming and hung limply in his dad's arms, sniffling and wiping his nose.

"What on earth is the matter, baby? You never behave like this." Hoseok hugged the small boy to his chest to calm him down. San sniffed again, "I no want to clean. I want to play." His daddy rubbed his back in a comforting rhythm.

"I know, Sannie. But, momma wants a nice clean house and we want a happy momma, don't we? We don't want momma to be sad." San looked up and finished wiping his eyes as he nodded his head.

"I want momma be happy, daddy."

"Ok then, let's clean this mess up and then eat dinner. Sound okay?"

"Yes, daddy."

"Love you, San."

KIM NAMJOON:

Namjoon pushes the cart through the store, following you as you walk with a destination in mind. You make it to the baby aisle and smile in satisfaction as you grab the baby wipes.

"Ok! I have a few more things I need to get, but Jia looks like she'd rather be doing something else. Could you maybe go around the kid section with her, Joonie?" You smile at your two year old daughter, who is sat in the cart, all buckled up and with her thumb in her mouth; smiling at you. You're expecting another baby soon, and Joon is already practically an expert with Jia, you know he can handle her.

Namjoon smiles and nods, "of course, baby! Just text me when you're ready to go. But, can I buy her a little something?" You laugh and nod.

"Yes Joonie, you can buy her one thing, ok?" Namjoon gives you a thumbs up and high-fives Jia who smacks his hand with her tiny one then goes into a fit of giggles. Then they rush away towards the kids aisle as you laugh at your husband's silly antics.

Namjoon reaches the kid section and Jia's face lights up at all the toys.

"Daddy! Daddy dat one! I wan dat one!" Jia is bouncing around in her seat and pointing at a big blue fluffy pig that's about the size of her. Namjoon beams and reaches to grab it, handing it to the small girl and smiling brightly at her.

"Good choice, Jia!"

The pair of them continue looking around the toys for fun until Jia demands her father to stop the cart. "What is it?" Namjoon asks curiously. Jia points to a big barbie house with barbies included in the set, "I wan dat one."

"You want that instead of the piggy?"

"No! I wan piggy and I wan dolly." Namjoon sighs quietly, "I'm sorry, Jia; only one toy. Maybe daddy can get that for you for your birthday this year." Jia's eyes fill with tears at the rejection. Then she starts to whine and kick in her seat, "no no no!"

Namjoon starts to panic, because Jia has hardly acted like this before and you're usually the one to make her calm again. Joonie turns to see a family staring at Jia's little show and he rolls his eyes in annoyance.

Nosy people.

Then he picks her up out of her seat and hugs her, because that's what you always do and it seems to work.

Not this time.

Jia cries harder, but hugs her daddy back. Her screams are right in his ear and he cringes while trying to talk her down, "It's okay, Jia baby. It's alright."

Namjoon sees you come from around the corner, a basket in your arms and a look of sympathy on your face. You put the basket in the cart and hold your arms out for the little girl. Namjoon gladly hands her over and Jia quiets to just whimpering as she hugs you tightly, "Daddy mean, momma. Daddy no let me get toy." You laugh at Namjoon's shocked face and pat your daughter on the back soothingly, "Daddy's nice, baby. He's gonna buy you the blue piggy here, but you have to be a good girl. Ok?" Jia nods and Namjoon shakes his head in disbelief.

"You're magic y/n. That's all there is to it."

PARK JIMIN:

"Wooseok. I really need you to work with me here!" Jimin sighs in frustration when the two-year old boy zooms out of his arms and runs to his room, trying to shut the door before his father can catch him. Jimin is too fast for him though, and catches the door just before it shuts.

Wooseok turns and runs to hide under his covers; squealing when Jimin picks him up and tickles him. "Look, little guy. Momma is gonna be home soon, and if we don't get you all cleaned up before then I don't know what'll happen to daddy." Wooseok just laughs and tries to run again, but Jimin snatches him up. Jimin starts to undress the writhing child as best he can but Wooseok screeches and bolts for the door; nothing but a shirt and a bare booty as he's making a run for it.

"Wooseok, get back here!!" Jimin sighs again and runs his hands through his hair. Then he jumps up and chases after the half naked boy, who is now crying on the couch.

"Come on buddy, I'll try to make it quick. I promise." Wooseok just shakes his head and continues to cry and kick his legs in the air.

"Ok fine. I guess I'll just play baby shark in the bath all by myself then~" That makes Wooseok stop squirming, and he quiets down.

"Baby shark...?"

Jimin nods and stands up, "yup, it's a really fun game, but I guess I'll have to play it all by myself." Wooseok jumps up and runs his naked butt to the bathroom as fast as he can.

"I wanna play baby shark! I wanna play baby shark!" Jimin giggles and shakes his head, following his son to the bathroom to wash him up before you get home.

KIM TAEHYUNG:

"Where is my little girl?~"

A fit of giggles bursts from the child's lips when she hears her daddy calling her. She runs and hides behind the curtains in the living room, trying to stop her laughs by covering her mouth with her tiny hand. Taehyung comes into the living room, hands on his hips and eyes scanning the sitting space. He giggles quietly when he sees teeny little feet under the curtain. Taehyung walks around and mumbles loudly to himself, "I wonder where my precious little baby could be. Oh my, how I miss her. I wish I could get some cuddles time right now." The little feet shift under the curtain then Tae sees a little head peek out from behind it and hears a little voice whisper, "I'm here daddy. Don't be sad."

He holds his arms out and she runs into them, wrapping her arms around his neck and squealing when he stands up. "Oh! I found my precious baby girl! I'm so happy!" He spins her around and she squeals again, but the laughter subsides at his next words, "Ok, Inyoung lovey. It's time for bed!"

"No!" Inyoung shrieks and flails out of her father's arms, just barely getting caught by him before she can fall on the ground. Luckily, Tae is used to her sudden lashing outs when she doesn't want to do something, so he was expecting her to try and fly out of his arms.

"Inyoung, baby. It's okay, bedtime is good. It means your little body can rest to be all ready to play tomorrow." That makes her hesitate, but then she's back to squirming and kicking in his grasp.

"No no no! I no wanna! I wanna play with Daddy!" She starts to cry and Tae holds her close, shushing her gently, "Daddy loves playing with you, Inyoungie. But right now is cuddles time. Don't you want cuddles with daddy?" Inyoung sniffles but nods her head tiredly, then lays her head on his chest when he starts to softly sing to her.

Taehyung walks to your shared room and lays down with Inyoung in his arms, cuddling her and singing her favorite lullaby. When you finally get home from the store; you smile at your two babies snoring softly while cuddled in each other's arms.

JEON JUNGKOOK:

The inhuman scream that leaves Jinsoo's mouth is enough to leave Jeon Jungkook shooketh and shaking in his boots. The tiny human certainly can make one heck of a loud noise if she so wishes.

And she most definitely wishes.

Another scream makes Jungkook cover his ears and pout. He has absolutely no idea how to handle this. All he did was say 'no candy before dinner' and now World War III has broken out in the Jeon household. With no one here to fix it but himself, because you and your son Taesun went out for a mother and son date.

"Jinsoo, calm down!" Jungkook tries to speak over her insistent shrieking, but that only makes her cry louder. Her little red face and tear stained cheeks sobbing uncontrollably makes Jungkook's heart ache. All he wants to do is give in and let her have her candy, but he knows you don't like it when they eat a lot of sugar, especially before a meal.

So all he can do is walk over and try to hug her, but she pushes him away and runs to the couch; stuffing her face into the cushions and continuing to cry her little heart out at the loss of her sweets. At least the pillows have muffled her tears so now Jungkook can think clearly. He walks over and sits next to her, rubbing her back gently and letting her cry it out. Occasionally, Jungkook kisses her fuzzy little head that's sticking out from the couch cushions. Eventually the tears stop and she's breathing steadily, so Jungkook picks her up and cuddles her in his arms.

"Daddy loves you, sweet girl. It's gonna be okay." He hums and rocks her back and forth while she sniffles, tired out from her fit. She can never resist her father's cuddles, even if she can't have any candy.

Jungkook is just so relieved that she's not crying anymore; it breaks his heart when she cries.

Well, if he was able to handle that. Jeon Jungkook can handle anything.

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a/n: hope you guys liked it :) sorry I suck at uploading

-chip

[emilywatchescursedshow]

S1 E18 - Something Wicked This Way Comes

Director: Whitney Ransick

Writers: Eric Kripke, Daniel Knauf

Hopefully this episode doesn’t fucking suck

This just is a shot from an X-Files episode but I can’t remember which one.

OOH CREEPY HAND WE LOVE ITTT YESSSSSSS

Uhoh hopefully that girl’s ok

Following the dad clue huh. “He’s been so easy to find” right like he didn’t just come when you called that one tim.

Huh more sign communication but this time it’s all red vs black interesting color theory.

Wow no kid’s playing on a playground 2006 was a different time.

Dean picking up a milf

Oh no, this is the creepy S2 Buffy episode with the top hat guy. I love that episode but why do we have 2 Buffy ripoffs in a row.

Creepy old lady oh no is she a witch or... their MOM???? oh there’s an inverted cross she’s def evil, like they couldn’t have possibly made that more obvious. The shots in this episode are good also.

It’s weird watching a TV show where the production is so tight but the writing and acting are kinda blah.

THESE KIDS CAUGHT THE CURRENT from all these opens windows

How are they inside of this guy’s house

Creepy skeletal handprint

We’re getting young Dean flashback. I see he inherited the popped collar gene from his dad. I had hoped it was recessive.

Sam and Dean look like they’re the same age. They’re in a motel room??

Important detail for no reason but this is the first time I’ve been able to see clearly that Dean has hazel eyes.

Sam doesn’t remember his dad’s failings as a hunter interesting brother characterization

Can we please stop with the textual wincest jokes

Dean’s having “taking care of Sam” flashbacks and giving him all the lucky charms oh adorable I feel weird about these and idk why yet

She?

Sam not loving that Dean has all these memories that he doesn’t.

Wait ok I’m now having another what the fucking hell moment bc in this scene the costumer put Sam in a t-shirt that just has. A massive, fucked up looking dog on it. It is the weirdest shirt. Why does sam own this shirt

Oh no I hope it’s not the old woman from before that Dean spent like a million years staring at

Oh I remember this era of the 2000s when people would walk through the back of their too long jeans so the little pieces flapped behind them. The fact that Jarps jean’s are too long for him is hilarious because he’s already so fucking tall

Ok creepy old woman scene. Right because someone would just leave an inverted crucifix be

Hm I wonder if these idiots just kept their trees trimmed we wouldn’t have these problems anymore.

Jarps laugh is very stupid.

Dean having another little kid moment talking to a little blonde boy.

THANK GOD WE HAVE A DEAN SAYING “THIS IS NOT YOU’RE FAULT”

A accepting a lift to the hospital from a strange is uh not smart even when that person be Dean. Sam taking a phone call at the library what a naughty boy doesn’t he know it’s a quiet zone.

15-20 years back to the 1890s is like 5 different towns

Ah yes it’s the doctor. Sam probably shouldn’t have let Dean hang up the phone just then.

I love how the doctor still believes that Dean is a doctor when he’s got his popped leather jacket collar.

Wow Dean oh nooooo don’t talk about not firing your gun in a pediatrics ward.

We’re having a what’s the responsibility of children theme painted over with Dean’s weird childhood trauma about not being able to live up to his dad’s unreasonable expectations.

This monster is just emperor Palpatine but taller. Also I feel like Dean reacted as best he could in this situation lmao

Oh also John Winchester’s actor sucks also. Was he using his kids as bait??? Why else didn’t he drop them off at pastor Jim’s earlier.

Dean was like 12 when this happened. Why did Sam give up so quickly on the “you were just a kid” angle.

Ok so now we’re confronting the kid about this. He’s doing a good job stumbling his way through these scenes with clutching at the phone.

Dean suddenly getting the sense that the requests his dad made of him were unreasonable huh. Oh wait no the kid’s going along with it and we’re getting some stupid “you’d do anything for your brother” lines.

Dean literally telling a kid “we’re not gonna shoot you” what the fuck is this show

The kid is more afraid of getting shot than the monster which i feel like is reasonable but hilarious in the context of the show

Constipated iron rounds

Sam apologizing to Dean... Dean “Oh God kill me now” yeah I sort of feel the same.

I gotta give this monster props for always making the mast dramatic fucking entrances. Once again emperor Palpatine. Also the kid is just fully staring at the guy which apparently is fine I guess. We had to show the kid rolling under the bed so we know they didn’t shoot him which is fair I guess.

Oh the thing’s body didn’t vanish I guess because it has to attack Sam, unfinished business I guess.

Yeah this is feeding, not just leaning over a guy.

And now the body vanishes, but not before Dean shoots it a couple more times. We love being ineffectual.

Michael realizing that oh no SAM is the little brother.

Dean has problems.

Sam wishing he were Asher, Dean knowing he’s stuck as Michael. God this music is wayyy too literal for me to take it seriously.

I thought this episode was alright!! There were some rough points but I think we were sort of due for a “Dean has overprotective feelings in re: Sam” episode.