#what so we get the fucking princess dia STICKER that you only get to see like THRICE but the moment we could POSSIBLY get the fit

[yourfourthparent]

women love to play dating sims and choose options. women hate when these options do nothing.

[lazydanni]

My thoughts on the new side characters

(but it's brutally honest) jabxja

Okay so yall all know about the new characters. There are alot of opinions form everyone else, both positive and negative. But here's my thoughts about them! Tell about yours too mate >:DD

Warning: Lesson spoilers ahead!!! (Up till Lesson 50 because the boss was so damn hard and I ran out of glowsticks 😔), Swearing, This is just my opinions about them, so feel free to come up against it or whatever idk :V

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Raphael

I REALLY LOVE HIS HAIR COLOR

BUT WHY DOES HIS TIP-HAIR THINGY LOOK LIKE A PLANT IDK

Huh? Mammon who? Solomon who? I only know Raphael 🌚

His voice is just *chef kisses*

Bro he likes Solomon's cooking??? How the fuck does this man survive it—🤚

He has a cold personality type?? YES PLEASE

Ok hear me out, what if he also a tsudere too???? 😳😳😳😳

DEFINITELY A BOTTOM SHEEESH

Bro imagine how akward how it'd be when Raphael and Asmo meet 😂

Like Asmo afraid of Raphael back when he was still an angel

RAPHAEL STOP POINTING YOUR SPEAR TOWARD ASMO LEAVE THE PRETTY MAN BE

I dunno why but he seems like having Belphie's little bitch face

Another "I'll report you straight to Michael" #2???

Bro imagine he's also terrible at cooking like Solomon 💀🤚 (Both of them would be cooking friends tbh)

I shall pray for the kitchens ajfbwix

MUST STAY LOYAL TO SIMEONNNNNNN

jk Why need to choose when you can have them all 😏

Overal: 8/10

Thirteen

I'm gay now—

"I'm Thirteen and I'm 13yo"

Her hair and makeup look like a Bi flag ngl

OMG LIPSTICKS 😳😳😳😳😫😫😫😫

Hopefully we could date her

Or maybe make her as friend with benefits

So she's the reaper cave's owner that we broke into? with solomon? yk then yk

Bro imagine Thirteen swinging her weapon and trying to steal Solo's soul

Ma'am can I offer mine instead 🤲😩

GIRLBOSS

I AM WEAK FOR HER HELP MEEE

"You have a lips and so do I,, HMMMMMM" 🌚

I wanna marry her pls-

And her voice? 🤰🤰🤰 I couldn't ask for more

WHY NO ONE IS WORRYING ABOUT HOW THE BROTHER MIGHT LOOSE THEIR MC TO A REAPER???

Okay but imagine her in a suit though,, elxefblwcnwxwxjech

SHE'S SO FINE AND IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

Overal: 🤤/10

Mephistopheles

Why the fuck is his name long af-

HOW DO YALL SAY THE NAME?? I'M STILL TRYING

Me-phi-stop-phe-les??????? HELP MEEE

He looks like Diavolo ngl

But an eggplant because of his hair

OMG EGGPLANT DIAVOLO 🤤🤤

HIMBO ENERGY HIMBO ENERGY HIMBO ENERGY

The fact he's the creator of Pince Luci and Princess Dia stickers and got demoted by Lucifer himself after that qkbdoqbx

He was doing the lord's work, LEAVE THE MAN BE LUCIFER

Idk man, I feel like he's also get along with Dia alot too

Bro two himbo big babies walking about Devildom and causing troubles jahsjaha (Rip Luci)

Belphie and Satan would love him to join the Anti-Lucifer League for sure

The more the merrier YASSSSS

Based on his voice, he's obviously the loud one (even louder than Dia)

We get to hear him spoiling about the brother's past and more juicy informations 😏

I wanna see him and Mammon complete eachother in a fashion game and end up both of them got eliminated

Overal: 9/10

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So basically it was just me slandering them and ended up simping them pfff-

tbh, I understand why other people don't agree about adding new characters, but hey, the more the merrier. We could also find out more about Solomon's past thru Thirteen's story and stuffs like that!

Again, fele free to against this post, since it's just my shit-meme thoughts about them lolol