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sieglinde-freud · 2 years ago

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i LOVE the awakening trio so much. theyre perfect. wouldnt change them for the world. they are my favorites and the best picks to make it into fates. no notes. however. it would be funny, like just a little funny, if we got a different trio. i think next on the popularity poll was brady, noire, and gerome and i just. wouldnt that be funny. wouldnt that be fucking hilarious. oh you think gerome would take inigo’s spot as xander’s retainer, no its actually noire and xander just gets TWO weirdgirl retainers. brady becomes camilla’s new teddy bear. gerome and leo do not get along because theyre both assholes. there is no fire emblem fates revelation because noire and gerome have the combined social iq of a stick and brady cries at every confrontation. they get kicked from their retainer roles immediately and then corrin dies or something. the end

#freudian slips #ok actually speaking i do think noire would go to camilla but thats significantly less funny #gerome is probably the best fighter of the three thus would get stuck with xander and brady goes with leo #but where is the comedy in that… xander getting a retainer with his head on straight??#a retainer he doesnt have to confine to isolation because he doesnt start bar fights?? no. give him The Weirdgirl.#also i whipped out my awakening artbook for this to double check the poll placements #and did u guys know severa barely beat out noire? we almost had the bear trio in fates #also f!morgan beat both of them. damn #actually inigo getting in was really close too #he had a 1.2% advantage on the votes over gerome #i dont think this poll has a popularity list for like mixed genders so i cant see that #but actually noire mightve beaten inigo too… owain/sev/noire trio? lmao?#ig these were used for the hotsprings dlc first so they just took that but man.#the way my life would be so different #anyways owain swept everyone bc of course he did (except lucina but like. duh)#what shouldve actually happened tho was the road trip plans finally getting out of the gc and the entire second gen j went to nohr for fun #i’d love to see them explain this gigantic fuckijg rabbit showing up out of nowhere requesting an audience with the king

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