#what is capussi

[pankomako]

bro tumblr wont fucking show my boat banjo doodles anywhere except my blog page this is homophobic

[menlove]

saw someone on tiktok say that peter capaldi didn't put his whole capussy into playing 12 for people to skip him and you know what? they're right

[pastel-deor]

Me: What is that--

Why does it have a pussy?

Capussy.

Why do you need a logo inside the part with a logo

Pussy slit for eyes

????

Why does it need to change shape???

WHY DOES IT WOBBLE?? ok i guess that'd mean that a fender bender wouldn't--

Why are the seats like that? Wha--

W H A T IS THAT

YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHAT GEAR YOU'RE IN

It's a clut

This car is so aerodynamic that if you pop a curb you're gonna go FLYINg out--

My partner: babe it's a concept car

Me: yeah and the concept is fucking stupid

BMW's concept car: give it a cartussy and a gear shift that looks like a clit. men aren't gonna know how to drive this thing

[aggressionbread]

when u miss a vinesauce meme and now u feel completely alienated and disconnected from the chat and all the stream content...

[movedlololololol]

May I offer you a Capussi in these trying times

WHAT IS THIS BEAST U PLACE IN FRONT OG ME

[thefloatingstone]

What are some of your favourite Vinesauce moments? Some of mine are from Vargskelethor/Joel’s Windows Destruction streams!

The reaction to the Capussi animation is so legendary but I think it's so good it's gone beyond the realm of "favourite moment" because EVERYONE likes it.

Same with Joel and his AGGA moment which I think I've watched like 15 times

(Volume Warning)

I like the one with the chat to see them lose their minds.

A recent favourite is Joel's reaction to the good end in FNAF Security Breach. But also his Markiplier impression from his FNAF streams are supremely underrated.

As for Vinny, I haven't watched him this week (I say despite having watched his Arceus streams while I work). I want to watch his new Elden Ring videos because it's clear he's gotten sucked in and addicted and that sounds super fun. I want to watch his FFIX videos as well since I need to remind myself where I was in that game and it's his favourite Final Fantasy.

As for moments, the one I always quote is from the SIient Hill 3 corruptions where Heather's model is stretched out and Vinny just goes "WIDE!!!" and then makes a horrendous Vinny noise.

And also "THERE HE IS IT'S DONG!"

[spoonbenders-archive]

yall r fuckin SPOILED with ur technoinnit and tommyblade milktoast streamers. with their boring-ass progression and preplanned everything. back in MY day we watched VINESAUCE and absolutely fucking NOTHING made sense. thats why jerma's so popular, hes fucking apeshit and noone knows whats coming next. back then, vinesauce was our jerma. aint NOONE remembers capussi.

[weekdaysend]

I love how Tumblr is legitimately the most out of context place to find any news.

There was (from what I remember):

1.) The entire Supernatural shit (i.e. Putin dying or some shit, Destiel is real, the fact that Castiel went to super hell for Biden to win)

2.) The fucking giant ass ship getting stuck in the canal and literally causing all trade to just fucking go out of commission as we all meme it for shits and giggles

3.) And the entirety of the “Batman can/cannot get Catwoman’s Capussy” controversy

I love this hell-site.

twitter was wild today

[ashenworth]

me: *laughing my ass off at Vinny Vinesauce saying "capussi"*

edgeworth, who can hear the video coming from my phone: what the fuck is wrong with you

[cosmictapestry]

i’ve got more actually. i don’t hate the way donna’s story ended because i like Tragedy. the fiftieth special didn’t just ruin rtd’s artistic vision it ruined something Integral to the doctor, something that made 9 and 10 The Way They Were. the zygon inversion speech has made me cry like 3 times and the one in 11’s era @ the planet god fucking sucks in comparison. the scariest episode is midnight and i’ve had nightmares about it. i don’t know what music is if it doesn’t have words in it so i don’t have any opinion about the score whatsoever. capaldi put his whole capussy into every. single. scene. and he doesn’t get the attention he deserves because he’s not thirtysomething if you’re all too cowardly to fuck the old man THEN I’LL DO IT. bill potts is the only companion whose return to the show wouldn’t fuck up her narrative integrity. literally everyone else should Stay Gone. i hate the hyperproduced cinematic feel of chibnall’s run and think the effects never should have progressed beyond pilot quality. 1’s cameo at the end of 12’s run was stupid he should have regenerated in the previous episode. i think the doctor needs to be a companion’s parent at some point how come that’s just not a dynamic that we’ve had yet?? the tenrose separation invented tragedy. clara supposedly being scattered throughout the doctor’s timeline is stupid as hell when you just… don’t follow through with the premise LMAO. moffat having the universe end in 4 billion years from present when rtd’s established lore EXPLICITLY STATES MULTIPLE TIMES that the universe ends in 100 TRILLION YEARS from present annoys me more than it does anyone else. actually you know what. rtd’s era had continuity and moffat’s didn’t, full stop. i’m so mad.

my doctor who opinions are so niche, so spicy, so different from the critical consensus. yes 11 is worst era but the two best episodes (the space whale one and the van gogh one) are 11 episodes. the best 10 episode is the one with the new earth hospital and the cat nuns. 12 is the best new doctor and the only one to have a complete character arc. elevenriver sucks and twelveriver is magical amazing showstopping one of a kind. doctor/companion romances are literally inevitable and are very very good except i don’t like elevenclara or twelveclara. the fiftieth special fucking sucked and ruined rtd’s artistic vision. 10 is pretty much literally irredeemable for how he treats martha. series 12’s finale was amazing and it enriches the lore tremendously. other than that yeah chibnall’s era is Bad aside from the thirteenmaster ancient immortal divorce shenanigans. the best series bar none are series 4 and series 10. moffat’s era was best when he went off the fuxking rails and was edgy and annoying. the whole “a good man goes to war” shit that 2012 tumblr was obsessed with was in fact worth obsessing over. 13 not once mentioning being a parent or losing her children is one of chibnall’s greatest failings because there is nothing in this universe more tragic than an immortal being who has outlived their children. every single mention of having been a father uttered by 10 or 11 or 12 is etched permanently into my memory. i don’t think 9 ever mentioned it but that’s okay he wasn’t around long. i love that guy also. heaven sent is one of the best episodes, hell bent then immediately ruins it. thirteenyasmin is very very very cute but it’s lacking Something and it’s probably for the best that their relationship won’t be progressing. 13 needs to go completely fucking rabid the way 10 used to do man i miss that. i said earlier i don’t like twelveclara but the truth is i don’t like it as a happy relationship i like when clara’s like “you not rockin with me?! i’m gonna kill myself” like that’s peak.