#what in the oral fixation is going on hereeee

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[accioromione]

drunk hermione revealing how good ron is in bed

‘Hi George!!!’ Hermione said happily, 

‘Hi Hermione?’ George asked confused. He had just said hello to Hermione earlier. She had already wished him a Happy Birthday upon arriving to his birthday party with Ron.

‘I like the fireworks!!!’ Hermione said staring at them, George looked at Angelina confused. 

‘Um Hermione?’ Angelina asked, ‘You’re okay?’ 

‘Oh never better! Had a couple of those drinks- kind of hit my throat hard! I knew firewhiskey was strong- but that was horrid! Oh well!’ Hermione said, swaying on the spot. 

George laughed, ‘Yeah it’s strong, where’s Ron?’ He asked, looking around. 

‘Oh you’re right! where is that handsome oaf, Rooooooon’ Hermione called.

George and Angelina laughed. 

‘How could he leave you like this Hermione,’ George joked, ‘see Angelina see how I’m a good boyfriend,’ and Angelina laughed. But Hermione furrowed her eyebrows. 

‘No George Ron is excellent! He’s a great boyfriend!’ She said, crossing her arms. 

‘Oh?’ George asked, ‘Always knew he was a secret romantic,’ 

‘Yes he is!!!!’ Hermione said beaming, ‘And the sex is amazing...Oh where is he! Ron!!!!’ 

George raised his eyebrows again, and Angelina looked intrigued. 

‘Amazing sex eh? Tell us more Hermione,’ George said pulling a chair so she could sit down. She plopped down on the chair beaming. 

‘Oh yes,’ Hermione said matter-of-factly, ‘I never would have thought I would like sex so much.. but he is so good! I’ve heard that some girls don’t come you see, but Ron always makes me come! He’s amazing- I hear girls complaining about their sex lives all the time... but I’ve just never had that experience! Isn’t it lovely!?’ Angelina looked at Hermione interested, George gave Angelina a look. 

‘Is tha true?’ He asked her and she looked away. 

‘N-no you’re great George,’ Angelina said, ‘most of the time.’ She added. 

‘What!?!’ George asked, ‘Hermione what the hell does Ron do to you?’ 

‘Well,’ Hermione began, biting her lip. ‘I suppose his size helps, you know I always say its about the wizard not the wand but I can’t lie George, the wand does help!’ 

George’s eyes widened. but Hermione continued. ‘And he’s always wanting to you know...’ 

‘Wanting to what?’ George asked 

‘You knoooooowwwww,’ Hermione said, swaying to the side. 

‘I really don’t,’ George responded. 

‘Well you know how he lovesssss those sugar quills,’ Hermione said, swaying to the other side. 

‘Yeah?’ George asked and Angelina sniggered. 

‘He likes me just as much as those sugar quills,’ Hermione said, sighing, ‘oh where is he!? Ron!!!!!!! Come have your sugar quill!’ 

George’s eyes widened. and Angelina laughed, but looked impressed.

‘Good on Ron... that is the way to pleasure..’ Angelina began,

‘Hey!’ George said, ‘I do it!’ 

‘Yeah..but am I a sugar quill?’ Angelina cheeked, 

‘Fine you can be a sugar quill from now on. This git... Should have foresaw his oral fixation....’ George said. 

‘Oh its LOVELY,’ Hermione said, ‘his tongue is quite long and he knows how to-’ 

‘Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!’ George yelled, not wanting to hear the rest 

‘Oh what the- oh Hermione what the fuck I was looking everywhere for you ...why are you just with George and Angelina...Why  are you sitting... wait why are you looking at me like that...what did you do to her,’ Ron said, turning George accusingly. 

‘I didn’t do anything little bro, she decided she fancied some firewhiskey,’ George said, laughing as Hermione staggered up and put her arms around Ron. Ron’s ears turned red but he held her up. 

‘It’s true handsome,’ Hermione whispered in his ear, making him go red again. 

‘She’s quite the drunk,’ George said, ‘reveals a lot in this state,’ he said as Hermione was kissing Ron’s cheek. Ron was using his whole body to keep her upright. 

‘Here Hermione go on the chair again, here you can sit on my lap,’ Ron began, sitting down, Hermione put her whole body on Ron’s. Keeping her arms around his neck. ‘Er... like what?’ he said gesturing to George. 

‘I talked about how good you are at sex,’ Hermione whispered in his ear giggling, ‘sorryyyyyyyyy babeeeee’ 

Ron sputtered, as George and Angelina sniggered. 

‘You know bro you may make me proud after all- could have passed on the oral fixation reveal though,’ Ron opened his mouth in shock. 

‘Hermione??’ Ron asked and she looked at him guiltily, making a puppy dog face at him. 

‘I’m sorryyyyyyy, they asked!!!!! You’re just so good.....can we??? now??? I love how you treat me like a sugar quill..... mmmm you smell nice....’ Hermione said, nuzzling her head into his neck. 

George and Angelina sniggered. 

‘We’ll leave you two then,’ George said, ‘come on Angelina, let’s leave Ron with his sugar quill,’ Ron made a rude hand gesture at him as he walked away.

‘Hermione,’ Ron sighed, ‘how much did you have to drink?’ 

 ‘Oh Ronnnn I’m sorry you’re mad at meeeee,’ Hermione said into his neck, ‘come let me make it better lets get out of hereeee,’ 

‘Hermione you’re proper drunk- I’m not doing anything with you in this state-’ Ron said, although his body was acting out of its own accord. 

Hermione pouted, ‘stop being a gentlemannnnnnn for onceee, pleaseeee.... I’ve seen the animalistic ron...come on lion...’ she said now biting his ear. 

‘Lion? You’re gone.... listen love let’s go...’ Ron said, picking her up to carry her, dead weight. 

‘Ouuuu yessss, private.....’ Hermione sighed, Ron sighed and dissaparated them home. 

‘Ouchieeee my head,’ Hermione sighed, ‘oh I don’t feel too good...’ Hermione said, and she got out of Ron’s arms and ran to the bathroom. Ron went after her seeing her throw up into the toilet. He held back her hair and rubbed her back. 

‘Oh god...’ Hermione said, going back to hunch over the toilet. 

Ron continued to rub her back ‘you proper poisoned yourself,’ he told her, shaking his head. ‘Hermione you don’t drink what made you think you could just down firewhiskey....’ Hermione kept throwing up and Ron rubbed her back. 

‘ughhhh...’ Hermione said, ‘thats vile,’ 

‘I’ll get you some water,’ Ron said getting up, he came back to see hermione rinsing her mouth with mouthwash... 

‘here love,’ Ron said, handing her the water, hermione took it and chugged it. 

‘Ugh....’ Hermione said, swaying to her side. 

‘Here come.’ Ron said lifting her up to the bed, 

‘Ouuu good idea,’ Hermione said crawling over him. 

‘No, Hermione,’ Ron said putting her on her side, ‘rest’ 

‘but Rooooon,’ 

‘Here we can cuddle,’ Ron said, holding her to him and embracing her, stroking her hair. 

‘But I wanttttt your big waaaaand,’ Hermione said, and Ron’s ears turned red. 

‘Maybe later, when you feel better,’ Ron said, continuing to stoke her hair.  ‘I would love to but you’re proper drunk- it doesnt feel right, so maybe after ....’ Ron continued but Hermione went silent, he looked at her to see that she was fast asleep. He sighed, placing a kiss on her forehead. He would have a conversation about the sugar quill reveal tomorrow....