#what if it was alberich ahahahaha

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AHHHH

I FORGOT IT WAS YOU WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH ALBERICH!!

IM SORRY!!! I GET IT MIXED UP!!!

or do you both love him

I forget.

ANYWAYS GIVE ME ALL YOUR SILLY THOUGHTS ON HIM YOU MUPPET!!

AHAHAHAHA well it is hard to tell... You see, yeah, me and @heraldofcrow are both his fans... But also not fsdhhfdhfds

(fhsdhfdhfds JHFSDHGFSD OKAY OKAY LOOK Crow sorry idk how to make this meme aroace just imagine that you have a wholesome sleep-over after a night of bad movies and yet you still wish it was Luther LOL fhsdhdfs)

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AHAHAHAHAHA okay to the topic now

❤️ Basically, we co-share the headcanons with @val-of-the-north since he learned of the character sooner than I did, yet I was the one who got obsessed xd You can see repetition of a lot of it here: ( x )

❤️ Basically, I think he is having a similar process going on in his body as what Azur and Lusat faced! Only with Blood Glintstone instead of more average "cosmic" one! I see it especially supported by how his headgear looks when altered:

Like... Just TELL me that his upper half of the head is not turning into a glintstone at this rate fdshfhdsfd But I assume similar process is going all over his body, especially his arms. Again, similar to the brothers!

❤️ I think that he drops not his own tongue upon defeat, but rather, he cut off Ensha's tongue for talking shit about him!! Ensha is stated to not only be an unspeaking character, but also have weird 'golden' bones, whereas Alberich is said to have been driven mad by jeering tongues... The item he drops is called 'taunter's tongue' and it IS golden colored, and there is nothing to say the rest of Ensha's body (especially entrails) could not have turned golden as well... Basically, I think it was Ensha who got screwed up fdshfhd But I also fully support Alberich xd

❤️ Yeah, correct, Val infected me with 'Alberich is Gideon's son' headcanon... Which would mean Alberich is at least half-Nox! ( x )

That makes me think that in younger years, Alberich used to have yellow irises, that only turned red as the result of his sorcery.... ...until he simply lost his eyes. lol.

❤️ With that said, of course, Alberich can perceive things perfectly without seeing them! Despite upper half of his face growing bloody Glintstones and him losing normal eyesight, he can still perfectly perceive any creature that has blood in it nearby. Think of a "vision" of bats, or more close to home - vision of Choir, Vileblood guards, etc. Naturally, anyone without blood, or more specifically, without red blood cells, would evade him... Basically, Alberich can't "see" crabs.

❤️ He DOES have vampiric behaviour and features. He will gladly not only use blood of the murdered for more Blood Glintstones, but also to add extra flavour to his tea fsdhfhsd However, he doesn't always have to kill someone. Sometimes, drawing their blood suffices.

❤️ Val was right, lol; Alberich fell for the trap of being able to do any sort of atrocity for as long as he could punish himself for doing so with religious self-flagellation -_- If you ever wronged him - it is a MUCH better idea to let him "punish" you for that, than to resist and become his victim. At least, you will survive the punishment. Like Val said and I seconded, he has a twisted idea on sin + punishment.

❤️ I am not actually as sure at the idea of Alberich having hated Nepheli as Val! I do think the two had a slight age gap, so when Nepheli was a child, Alberich was a teen. But I personally see the two as having had some good bonds as involuntarily siblings! Especially since Alberich was yet to discover the Blood Star as even a concept in his teen years! He however already was fascinated with grim, dark, bloody concepts... So when Nepheli would murder a scary monster and bring it's eye/fang/blood/etc as a trophy - Alberich was sure to find a use for it! He was just a slighly-asshole type of an older brother for her, although he could tell Gideon valued her for merely being easier to control -_-" (we also kinda hate Gideon on this blog fhsdhfd /j)

❤️ He DOES have severe daddy issues, though. That I fully accept. Whenever he accomplishes something important, he does think of how stupid Gideon would feel for not having trusted him.

❤️ He will often speak to himself, and they are some creepy things. He gained his nickname thanks to people who'd overhear him doing so.

❤️ Absolutely agreed that his "politeness" is more often than not a mask. You can only learn more of his true personality by talking to him for more than 2 minutes. But Alberich never counts on a long conversation, all too comfortable being by himself and the "revelation" he discovered. He will kiss lady's hand, though, unless she is like Dolores (masculine) or like Nepheli (feral and a warrior).

❤️ He has sharpened fingernails, though, and enjoys stabbing his own palms to extract blood and cast lesser blood briar sorceries. He will, of course, enjoy scratching his "wrongdoers" with them as soon as he could corner them. He is also especially powerful for a few days every month for no reason in particular

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❤️ + Cut content headcanon! (is this even a thing...?)

The images of his set pieces picture his blood Glintstones having some green part to them. This made me think of Sellen - another sorcerer notorious for her sacrifices of other people in her pursuit! That made me wonder if notably green Glintstones Sellen has emboldened in her crown are of the same nature as Alberich's bloody sacrifices. More specifically; if Glintstones of Alberich are simply more grim and "progressive" nature of Sellen's green Glintstones.

Checking of Alberich's set on my player character unfortunately proven that 'green' part of Glintstones on Alberich's set is simply a design error... maybe? They show up on item image but not on the character. It made me hesitant on the headcanon, but I decided it was still worth a mention!

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Basically, I REALLY love this character, actually!!! I became obsessed with him from the very first day I even learned who he WAS, because the vibe of insanity + blood appeals to me like nothing else! He falls for the trope of a character that witnessed something not meant for humans and went mad that I LOVE, yet he feels so... harmless? So individualistic and genuine? I love that he minds his own business in pursuit, rather than deciding for the rest of the humanity what is good for them. Not counting his unfortunate victims for "bloody sacrifices"... But I feel that he only sacrifices people who were 'bad' and actually committed something evil; Alberich considers his actions as doing them a favour in atoning for their sins. He reminds me of my headcanons on Mic0lash a bit, with my headcanons that Mic0lash believes he is doing his victims a favour, "kindly" letting them be a part of something bigger. Likewise, Alberich believes he is "saving" the sinners. And if he went too far...... right, he simply punishes himself with the briars for that. xd

Thank you for the ask!!

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i sit here begging for kaeya x amber day in and day out- where are the starved children begging for the content

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liveblogging "Ein Freund, ein guter Freund" (tatort münster)

ah, Mafia stuff, I see.

Ja du hast Fehler gemacht, war keine gute Entscheidung :I you're gonna die you're gonna fuckin die, junge das ist die Mafia die killt dich beim kleinsten Fehler

Die armen Fische nh, musste actually nicht sein

Lieb's wie boerne mit irgendwelchen randoms chillt und der Rest des Münsteraner teams einfach so zusammen ist

KF

Wie heißt der?? Friedhelm?😭 ok no shaming tho

Junge was labert der eigentlich?? Und wer sind dieeee?

Yeah they knew what he was gonna say - Alberich and Thiel just know him

"und einfach so aus dem Ärmel geschüttelt" good joke Thiel, good joke.

Alberich🥺

Bisschen viel Alkohol war das, nh

I told you I told you I told you, he actually died lol

Mirko ist so sweet omfg <3

Die armen Fische nooo- wait, er hat sie gerettet??? Omg dude I love you.

Boernes Schauspielkünste again.

"Können Sie auch Mal ja sagen?!" - Thiel "Nein." - Boerne, Idk something about this is epic.

Ah, interessant. Ich geh jetzt jeden Morgen joggen, vielleicht wird mir auch n pistole an den Kopf gehalten-

Kann Thiel italienisch????

Junge fuck die Hälfte von meinem liveblogging ist weg ahhhhh scheiße

10min um genau zu sein😭 Im sorryyy

This Italian dude is so funny. Like. So funny.

Klemm such a fuckin legend, omg omg love her rollkragenpullover

Calm down dude, du würdest nur entführt-

"Ich bin stolz auf dich" auch er, will seinen Sohn oder so in die Klinik stecken lol geil

This is all so ???

Sorry, aber seine Frisur ist scheiße agsvsgsh

Oke, der Typ mit der scheiß Frisur heißt Herr Novak und steht unter Druck oder sowas - ich versuchs mir zu merken lol.. (I'm so gonna forget this)

AXH DIE IMMER MIT IHREN AKTEN MAN DAS DAUERT FUCKIN 50 JAHRE HALTS MAUL

Mirko calling Thiel Mama, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Also, did Thiel just say "hast du denn auch deine Hausaufgaben gemacht?" And "morgen ist Schule" like wtf is happening here

Okay but guys, just imagine a father-son relationship between Mirko and Thiel. You don't even have to imagine lol, it's fuckin canon <3

Herr Fabian leidet momentan unter anxiety. Versuchen sie es später nochmal.

*boerne giving thiel his phone*, they're dating, they're so fuckin dating

Junge die split-screens<333 so geil I love it

KF, erschreck doch die Leute nicht so!!

Sorry idk whats happening with me

*drama*

Ooooh neEeEiIn Friedhelm wurde enTfüÜuhrT, wIiEe sChrEeEecKliiiCh! - bish Idgaf about this case, kill that guy idc

Boerne being iconic

Mewulwe, gotta note that down.

Boerne, give up. You're a fuckin bad liar, the worst liar ever.

Guten Tag.

Okay but actually, what tf is this. Now Thiel called Mirko "schraderchen" ??? They relationship is... Something

"Ist Goldi schwanger?" Wie-

"Liebling, wie war dein Tag?" - Boerne "Ach, ging so.. hab noch bisschen mit Mirko rumgedaddelt, aber sonst.." - Thiel, casual altes ehepaar, wenn einer von der Arbeit nach Hause kommt und der andere in der Küche mit fertigem essen steht (just imagine that) <33

Ich lieb die split-screens!!!

"Boerne, sie lassen sich da in was reinziehen von Fabian." - Thiel, auch er, als er fünf Sekunden später checkt, das Boerne bereits in die Tiefe Grube gefallen ist "Dieser Idiot!" - yeah, you got it right. Boerne doesn't care, he does the stupid shit anyway.. ach keine Ahnung you get me

Warte was wo ist die Übergabe???

*dramatic scenes*

SoOo draAmaAAaAtiiisch..

"Ich versprechs dir" - Boerne, während er wie ein fuckin cuter Pinguin wackelt mit diesen puppy eyes lol

"Ach ne, Doktor *wer auch immer* liegt auch schon hier.. hab ich gar nicht mitbekommen" - Boerne

*boerne overthinking* CALM DOWN WAIT WIE KOMMT ER JETZT AUCH NOCH AUF LATEIN?? JUNGE WAHRSCHEINLICH IST DER ENTFÜHRER SO SCHLAU HÄÄ

Warum ist die Bank so lange??? Waren Friedhofsbänke schon immer so lang??

Thiel hat boernes Handy geortet???

THIEL HAT BOERNE GEBISSEN???

AHHHHSGSGDHSHHS IM DYING VADDERN AHAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM LOL HELP

"Sie lieben diese Frau, stimmt's..?" - Thiel, sad af, depressed af, jealous af

Thiel admitting he cares about vaddern!!🥺 And vaddern just laughing😭

Btw ich lieb's auch wie Boerne so richtig zuversichtlich ist, was Thiel angeht. I mean his thoughts are literally "he's a good detective, he's trustful, he's smart, he is perfect as my partner, I love him, I have to tell him about this" (I mean ja ich weiß vorher hat diese Frau ihn zuerst davon überzeugt es nicht zu tun, aber für ihn war es erst selbstverständlich und als es rauskam war er so "es ist das beste")

Ohhh, der Typ hat sich mit der Mafia angelegt - not good, not good

SPLIT-SCREEN MY BELOVED YESSSSSS😍✨ I need more of this

Junge hä?? Vorhin hatte der noch voll die anxiety und jetzt ist er übertrieben confident???

PAAHAHAHSHS DIE STATUE IST KAPUTT GEGANGEN UND THIEL MACJT NEN DUMMEN SCHERZ DARÜBER YES I LOVE THIS OMG AHSHSH

Mirkos und Thiels relationship, goddammit. I love it.

Mysterion?? Wtf is that???

Was für'n Schwarzgeld denn jetzt??? Ey ich hab wirklich nichts von dem Fall mitbekommen

SPLIT-SCREENS!!!!🥰

ich schlafe gleich ein hilfe, war gestern einfach zu lange wach sgshdhsh

Ooooo der Mond scheint🥺💫

Also bei mir jetzt lol

*visible confusion in boernes face* same bro, same.

Oh Herr Novak, also der Typ mit der scheiß Frisur again :))

Alberich my smart queen <3

Someone send me to sleep😭😭

Noch 16minutennnn

Ey sorry aber this is boring

Split-screen tho <3

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Ach man they annoy meeeee

Ah chillig-

OMG OMG

Boerne, Alberich und Thiel split-screen!!! Iove this!!🥺.

Jochen sagt, was er sagen will. Lass ihn.

Friedhelm is back.. how nice! (I was being sarcastic)

Okeeee, this turned into something.

They actually backstabbed him lol??? Ey keine Ahnung was hier los ist hilfe

Im Endeffekt geht es wieder nur um Geld..

Nur noch 9min <33

KF, dein bester Freund ist ein Mörder.

Ach sie war's

Joaaaa

"KF dich ins Knie" AHAHAHSNDND LOVE THAT LOL

Boerne is being so iconic <3

Süßer Hund🥺

Split-screens <333

Lol die wurden hops genommen, I love you for that Boerne :3

Jaja ihr habt verkackt

Thiel und Boerne <3

Thiels Hand auf Boernes Schulter, Thiels Arm um Boerne.. ♥️♥️♥️

Fazit: Also jaaaa, bin überrascht, dass ich nicht mittendrin eingeschlafen bin lol ;-; im Endeffekt gings auch wieder nur Geld??? Idk. Honestly, I don't even know what fuckin happened in this ep. Auch kaum Thiel/Boerne scenes, bzw generell Team Münster.. keine ahnung. kinda disappointed lol but I'm too tired to think about this ep. ja keine ahnung was ich noch sagen soll, fall war wirklich nicht spektakulär ;-; also es war ja einfach alles messed up ??? hab aber auch kaum aufgepasst lol. there's one thing I loved about this ep, the scenes with mirko and thiel. guter stichpunkt, um das "fazit" hier zu enden :)