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Thing that baffles me about Palworld is now its been out a lil and people have explored it more... Apparenlty the whole slavery and animal abuse aspect which is *heavily advertised* as the quirky silly gimmick is... completely optional and often the worst way to play the game.
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WHY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE IT LIKE THAT??? Oh yeah cuz people who dont like funny haha animal slavery are definitely going to buy the funny haha slavery game. And then its actually like 60% funny haha slavery.
(I'm basing this off the steam page primarily. Its like... Half the description and images. Because surprisingly I expect that to be an accurate representation of the game and if I'm going to like it or not.)
#to be clear i dont dislike palworld. ill probaby try it once it goes on sale regardless of finding out you dont have to play into that stuff#its just. tasteless? tacky?#its like saying you dont have to kill people and crash cars in gta#yeah you dont have to but thats the main like. thing you show people you can do#and then make a whole main quest about following road safety and pacifism#i dont understand what its trying to do exactly#why not make the choice the main appeal...!! 'pokemon but youre on the evil team' is a whole thing people like...!!#super wierd people are mostly arguing about the designs... theyre fine?? theyre fine! theyre obviously supposed to be pokemon amalgams that#thats a valid if not super creative choice. but oh. it would be so much better used in an actual original parody instead of the same#pokemon parody idea ever...#pokemon... but DARK...#pokemon but ramp it up 5000% as animals that not just enjoy fighting as an ecological feature but need to#thisnis gonna go very off topic so ill stop at one example#i just think its a lot of missed opportunities#what if ark was fun... ough...
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Ough fontaine is out there's so much stuff :0000 I'm a little overwhelmed by it all but hdkslsksl so uuuuh first impressions!!
I've decided that I'll stick with the archon quest for now and leave exploring. I usually like to run around as soon as I can freely move places but there's just so much that I kinda wanna do the story first and then wait till I'm less excitable about it jdjsks
(A little more spoiler-ish stuff regarding exploration + the beginning of the archon quest below the cut, just in case someone can't play on release jdkslls)
♡ Exploration ♡
The swimming is way smoother than I thought it was gonna be ngl. The way the camera like moves as you swim so it feels more natural is really cool I love how they've done it. The combat is also vv different so I have to get used to it jdjksls I'm very bad at the moment but I'll figure it out
One thing I do really like as well (that I speculate will also be in natlan coping so hard cause I have yet to find more than the barest scraps about natlan) is the boiling water mechanics. I didn't realise what was going on but it is vv cool and it's so like,,,,, idk how to describe it other than like that's more than I was expecting. Like I said before, I really hope that's something that's not just fontaine exclusive cause I imagine the same (or a similar) mechanic will be in natlan
One thing I'm hesitant on is the whole arke thing. There's already a bunch of mechanics in genshin already that it feels very overwhelming in a bad way that there's another thing to keep track of. I'm sure I'll get used to it but for now I'm kinda eh on the whole thing. At least it's just a fontaine thing
All of the design is gorgeous, i love how the underwater looks and some of the enemies are so cute I really don't wanna kill them ueueueue
♡ Story ♡
I've only done the very, very beginning of the archon quest but I feel there's enough for a first impression thing hdjsksk
Im really happy there's another 'archon is against you' type thing this time, even if it's more lowkey than inazuma. I thought it was going to hate furina cause I've hated her archetype in the past, but something about her isn't as annoying as other ones like she's great I love her so much jdjskls
I also really like the dialogue; there's one specific moment where the writers were poking fun at the fact that the traveler doesn't speak and the dialogue option is along the lines of "well paimon says everything so there really isn't anything to add once you're done" and whilst I would like for the traveler to get spoken lines (cause their voice actors deserve it so much and there's so much banter in the profile voice lines between them that it feels like a waste) it was super fun hdjskdk
That's about as much as I have I think? Like I said I'm only at the very very beginning I've just sorta been running around cause everything is bright snd shiny jdksls
I am Not looking forward to collecting the hydroculi tho,,,, but it must be done QwQ
#genshin impact#fontaine#genshin fontaine#first impression#long post#mihoyo#hoyoverse#🥛ramble#genshin archon
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