#what gets me going is gremlin bastards who eat gravel like its cereal
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Sometimes I think maybe Iโm just not attracted to anyone at all but then I realize Iโve been looking at celebrities, people who are inherently unattractive and unfuckable
#the klock keeps ticking#like damn these people really just. do nothing for me#i just kinda hate looking at them like get away foul beast#and im expected to have a celebrity crush? im expected to wanna fuck these people???#and other people find these celebrities to be hot???#what the fuck i dont believe you youre lying to me come on#those guys are manufactured to be as shiny and hairless and bland as possible#and even the ones who try to not be that are just like. fake! they are fake!#you spent thousands of dollars to try and be interesting! you damn loser!#what gets me going is gremlin bastards who eat gravel like its cereal#and they only speak through meows and over dramatic hand gestures
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