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āSteve, itās an emergency. I need to kiss you. Actually, I need you to kiss me. But I canāt just do it without asking because what if you donāt want me to, and I practically attack you? So yes or no? I swear itās for a good cause.ā Eddie comes running up to Steve in the bar, panting so hard Steve can see the chest movements.
They have taken Robin to a bar out in Indy to get her laid finally. Or at least a tongue in her mouth. The girl is pent up. And itās Steveās job as best friend to make that happen (Robin has told him to stop saying that, āit is grossā). Eddie is the only other queer person they know and, luckily, has made quite a few trips to Indy to know which bars were the good ones. He tells Steve that, like Robin, he is desperate to get laid, so this is the perfect opportunity.
Steve does his best to try and ignore the burning jealousy he feels at that. Eddie doesnāt know about his feelings (hell about his sexuality), and Steve is pretty sure Eddie doesnāt see him that way.
āHuh?ā Asks confused, his brain struggling to process.
āOkay, I see youāre stuck on how to answer, but Steveāā Eddie grips Steveās shoulder, and Steve tries not to swoon. āāmy ex, the extra shitty one, is here, and if he sees me alone Iāll either a) go home with him tonight andāā
Steve cuts Eddie off with a searing kiss. The thought of Eddie going home with someone else was enough for Steveās brain to catch up to speed. Steve presses Eddie against the bar. The loud bass of the music suddenly becomes a light thrum in the background. All that he feels is the delightful pressure of their lips together. Eddieās hands slide up into Steveās hair as he gets pressed harder into the bar. Steveās hands' grip Eddieās waist and give them a tight squeeze. The idea of bruises being left behind, a mark of what they are doing here, makes Steve deepen the kiss. His tongue used to massage Eddieās, tasting the menthol and rum on his breath. Eddie moans loud and heavy, vibrating Steveās entire body.
āEddie?ā A voice interrupts them. Steve feels his anger spark back slightly but wills it down because the interruption is probably needed. They are very close to getting kicked out for public indecency.
āOh hey, Ryan.ā Eddie looks the blonde man up and down. Heās cute, Steve notes, but he lacked personality in his appearance. He isnāt what Steve expects from an ex of Eddieās. He isnāt naive enough to think Eddie dates exclusively metal heads, but he expects someone to match Eddieās energy. This guyāRyan apparentlyālooks like every other guy youād find on a Sunday in Supermart. Boring and lacking imagination.
āWhoās this?ā Ryan looks at Steve pissed.
āSteve?ā Eddie wraps an arm around his waist, bringing Steve close up against him. āThis is my boyfriend.ā
āThis dudeās your boyfriend?ā Ryan snorts. āC'mon baby, I know you can do better.ā
Steve feels his anger finally pop. āHe is not your baby. Yea, he can do better than both of us combine, but Iām lucky enough to get him. Now, you interrupted our time together, and we both know you saw what weāre up to, so donāt act like it wasnāt on purpose.ā
Ryan startles backwards, āIāā
āSorry, maybe I wasnāt clear. I meant leave the fuck right now.ā Steve grits out, some of his Upside Down protection mode popping out. Ryan scatters quickly.
āJesus, Steve, that was amazing. Iām sorry I had to make you uncomfortable with that.ā Eddieās eyes find his and cuts Steve off before he can protest and explain no, he really did like that āāand you never even let me explain reason b, by the way! Reason b is b) he would probably humiliate me in the middle of the club.ā
Steve nods at Eddie but has one track mind at this point. He grabs Eddie by the face this time before crashing their lips together once again. This time Steve moans into Eddieās mouth as they both get lost in the kiss.
Steve pulls back ever so slightly and talks directly into Eddieās mouth, āSorry. I think heās still staring. Needed to do more.ā
Eddie, with swollen lips and a kissed-out face, looks around the bar to find nothing. āI donāt see him anywhere.ā
Steve smirks and pulls Eddie by his belt loops so they are flushed together. Steve leans into Eddieās ear and nibbles at his lobe. āHmmm, youāre right. I think heās actually in the bathroom. Maybe we should kiss in front of him there.ā Steve whispers hotly.
Eddieās brain, which has short-circuited much like Steve only minutes ago, finally catches up. Eddie groans, his face collapsing into Steveās neck. He licks a stripe up Steveās neck all the way to his mouth. āFuck. Yea, baby, I think I saw him too. Think kissing, though, wonāt be enough. We might need to up our game.ā
Steve nips at Eddieās lips, āI was hoping you would say that. Guess I just know how much you love your games, Eds.ā
They meet each other for one last searing kiss before rushing to the bathrooms to share a very tight, very heated stall.
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Steve being indignant over the girls in Hawkins not being interested in Eddie and Eddie's like I mean, it's fine, I'm gay, I'm not interested in them, and Steve's like that's not the point! You're hot! What's wrong with them?
#steddie#Steddie headcanon#this feels unfinished but it was in my drafts so have it anyway lol#Steve x eddie#pizzaqueentxt#anyway then they move somewhere else and the girls are all over Eddie and Steve is like nope donāt like this either! š#does this even make sense??? Iām so tired#clearing out my drafts#also this is assuming girls donāt show interest in him which idk Iām sure some do but it doesnāt work if they do what am I sayinggggg ugh
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Stepbrother Eddie who just wanted to protect his innocent little brother and thought that no one would ever deserve his baby.
Heād chase off Steveās new boyfriends and return home with bloody knucklesāa result of his wrathābecause how dare they lay their dirty hands on Steve?
Every day, when Steve came back from school, heād check Steveās pretty cunt to make sure the omega hadn't let some random alphas take his virginity.
If it required him to use his tongue and fingers for a thorough inspection, then no one would be the wiser. And if he knotted Steveās cute ass once or twice every time before he fell asleep with a purring omega in his arms, then it was a little secret between him and his baby.
In the end, Eddie was the one who took Steveās virginity because no one could protect his omega better than him.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#omega verse#omega steve harrington#alpha eddie munson#manipulative steve harrington#possessive eddie munson#every time steve got a new boyfriend eddie'd see red and become feral#steve has a huge crush on his stepbrother but he didn't realize what it really was until eddie knotted his ass for the first time#steve wanted to make sure eddie's feelings for him was real so he kept introducing eddie to his 'boyfriends'#and eddie had played right into his hands š¤#eddie called steve 'bambi' btw#'cause steve used to be a clumsy little boy with big doe eyes and soft long legs#he still is tbh#sionewritesatmidnight
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Season 2 Halloween AU Part Three
Part One, Part Two
Eddie waits till the end of the day to strike.
It's after four, and almost everyone has left for the day with the exception of the teachers and the janitor --who has already given Eddie the stink eye for remaining after hours for 'no reason'.
But Eddie does have a reason, a pretty decent one too.
He's waiting for King-Steve to get out of detention.
Turns out it didn't take until lunch for the whole school to hear about Harrington and Wheeler. In fact, the way Eddie heard, Steve had been ambushed not two minutes after his conversation with Nancy by Hagan and Hargrove.
Now here was where the story differed depending on who you heard it from.
Tammy Thompson told her lunch table that Steve freaked out when Hargrove started talking shit about Nancy.
Mark Holmes told Jim Cutter that Hagan got punched in the face and Hargrove was simply defending his friend from Steve.
Sarah March told Jeff in their homeroom that Steve wound up with a black eye after gym class that morning and was almost suspended for the week.
Eddie knows there must be a thread of truth linking all of these stories together. And at this point, he'd much rather hear it straight from the source.
Plus with a black eye Harrington would be needing those glasses back.
Eddie snaps the gum in his mouth and stuffs his hands in his pockets as he leans against locker 109, certain that Steve will have to stop by before he leaves.
"Munson?"
Speak of the devil.
Eddie tilts slightly in the direction of the voice and blows out a low whistle at the sight of the shiner on Steve's face.
It's already a deep purple, though it isn't as swollen as Eddie would have thought. It matches the colour of the bags under Steve's good eye and is accentuated by how strangely pale he looks today. Steve's lip is also split down the middle, blood staining his polo collar.
Huh, so it didn't happen in gym.
"Looks like someone had an interesting day," Eddie smiles as he crosses one leg over the other and taps the tip of his chuck on the linoleum, Steve winces at the harsh squeak it makes.
"Look Munson, whatever you want, just get it over with," Steve manages to say through gritted teeth, his hands have clenched into loose fists but the same tremor from the night before has returned in full force.
Eddie pushes himself off of Steve's locker and watches as the other man tenses. Eddie rolls his eyes and reaches behind himself, grabbing the shades from where they are hanging off his back pocket. Steve's gaze follows Eddie's movements and barely halts a flinch as the sunglasses are tossed into his chest.
Steve only seems to catch them with his latent jock ability but still nearly drops them in surprise.
"You left these in my van last night," Eddie shrugs at the way Steve's head tilts slightly, he looks from the glasses in his hand to Eddie and back again with a frown.
"Oh," he breathes out, and the tension drops from Steve's frame like the strings holding him up are all at once severed.
"First a taxi service, now a courier," Eddie smirks, dropping his left hand to his hip, "how ever will you make it up to me Harrington?"
Steve grimaces, rubbing a hand down his face, he winces as it brushes the deepening bruise under his eye, "I'm sure you're about to tell me".
Eddie grins, pretending to consider his options as he lifts a ringed hand to his chin to hold it thoughtfully for a beat while Steve stands before him, looking more and more frustrated with every passing second.
"Where's the fun in that?" Eddie says with a sly smile as he steps closer, nearly into Steve's space, and leans in.
"Maybe you'll owe me one," Eddie winks as he says it before dropping his voice into a wheezing Italian affectation, "perhaps one day soon I'll call upon you for a favor--"
"What?" Steve sputters out in a strangled laugh, leaning away from Eddie's sudden proximity.
From this angle Eddie can see the slightest flush creeping down Steve's neck.
"The Godfather? You know?" Eddie raises an eyebrow at the blank expression on Steve's face, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse?"
Steve's brow pinches in confusion as he shakes his head.
"I mean," Eddie huffs, moving out of Steve's space again, "you'd probably like it, you have plenty of practice rejecting offers don't ya big boy?"
It takes a second for the words to register for both of them.
Steve's eyebrows cut creases across his forehead as they rise into his hair and Eddie immediately wants to fling himself off the gymnasium roof.
Of all the stupid, stupid things--
"Is this about the weed?" Steve asks slowly with a frown wrinkling his nose, it would be cute if Eddie wasn't beside himself with relief.
Focus.
"Yup," Eddie manages to say with a straight face despite the way his heart is racing. He clears his throat and leans backwards to drape himself against the lockers again, miscalculating how far he's moved away from them after Steve showed up.
Eddie loses his footing and slams into the metal with a loud bang, sliding down onto the floor in a leather clad heap.
"Jesus Christ," Eddie hears from above him, opening his eyes to find a pair of wide hazel ones staring into his own.
"Did you hit your head?"
Eddie ignores the question and the heat that rises in his face and ears. He wants nothing more at this moment than to tell Steve to fuck off, to leave him to crawl into a hole now and finally live the rest of his days as a Hobbit.
But King-Steve is persistent.
"Come on Munson, we should go before someone comes to see what happened, I'm not getting another detention for you," Steve huffs as he holds a hand out in front of Eddie.
Eddie looks from the outstretched hand in front of him, to Steve's face. His stupid, earnest, beautiful face, and takes his hand, grunting as he rises back to his feet.
A door opens down the hall, near the admin office and both men freeze as a pair of heels begin to click and clack their way down the hall.
"Shit," Eddie hisses at the same time Steve barks out a frantic, "Go, go, go!"
They scramble to get away from the lockers and make a beeline for the side exit, a mixture of laughter and curses echoing after them.
Eddie doesn't stop running until he reaches the driver's side door of his van.
He pants out a wild laugh and shakes his head as Steve bends at the waist with his hands braced on his knees. When Steve rights himself, there's a flush of exertion and a bright smile that is only slightly marred by the black eye and split lip.
"You're a trip Harrington," Eddie breathes out before clutching his throat, "I think I swallowed my gum back there".
Steve laughs loud and bright and Eddie can't help but watch the way his head tips back, exposing the long column of his neck. He looks up again, his eyes seem to search Eddie's face briefly before he shakes his head with an expression Eddie's never seen before.
"Yeah well," Steve huffs, his good eye crinkles at the corner from his smile, "you're not what I thought you'd be like either Munson".
And Eddie just doesn't know what to do with that.
Instead, he clears his throat and kicks at a piece of gravel that careens across the empty student parking lot.
"Where's your noble steed?" Eddie asks, his head on swivel. Harrington's car was fairly iconic around here, no way it would have been missed among the sea of beat up Ford's and Gremlins.
Steve tilts his head and frowns slightly, "I left it at Tina's remember?"
And yeah, shit, that makes sense, he must have caught the bus that morning and completely missed it with detention.
"...do you need a ride?"
"Okay".
Part four up!
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Eddie making Steve laugh to the point of Steve revealing that heās actually a snort laugher and Eddie lighting up like all his christmases have come at once
#Steve telling Robin that Eddie Knows His Great Shame and being distraught about it#Eddie going home and telling corroded coffin that ātoday men. I heard what angels must sound likeā#obviously eddie tries everything he can to make it happen again and Steve does his best to avoid it#Steve thinking itāll make him seem less Hot and Eddie tearing his hair out over how much worse his crush got after hearing The Laugh#I love snort laugh steve so much#and this obviously means eddie is a silent laugher but scream sneezer
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Pain's An Old Friend
Based on a prompt from @nburkhardt! I hope it met your expectations. Let me know what you guys think in the comments!
Now with a second and third part!
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Steve was no stranger to hiding his own injuries. Growing up in the home that he did, it was practically second nature to hide unsavory things from people in order to protect the Harrington image. From a young age, he would go to school with his momās concealer painted high on his cheekbone to cover the evidence of his fatherās anger. Heād hide his pain during practice when he sprained a ligament so his coach wouldnāt pull him from the Friday night game. He was well used to hiding his pain in front of people that could weaponize it.Ā
After joining the Party though, Steve started to lower his guards. Heād speak freely about past injuries and slightly more loosely about his current ailments. He was still the babysitter though, the guy that the kids looked toward to protect them. He couldnāt be fully transparent about his migraines or the constant blurriness in his left eye.Ā
One day though when the kids needed a ride to the arcade on Steveās day off, he had to be honest with them. His brain felt like it was trying to escape the confines of his skull and his vision pulsated with every heartbeat.Ā
āHey, Iām sorry guys but I canāt today. My head is killing me so I need to just relax and wait for it to blow over. How about you guys ask Eddie? He got off at 4 today so Iām sure he could give you a ride.ā
Dustin, Lucas, and Will were satisfied with his explanation. They wished him well, volunteered their moms to come drop off soup to him later, and got back on their bikes. Mike though was visibly annoyed. He hung back after the others and turned to face Steve with a glare.Ā
āSeriously, Steve. You canāt do one thing to help us? Itās not even that far out of your way!ā
āDude, I already told you I have a headache. Iām not driving anywhere,ā Steve tried to explain. He didn't know why Mike was so mad. Yeah, theyād wasted time biking to Steveās house instead of directly to the arcade but it only added an additional five minutes to their commute. It would only take them about ten minutes to get there on their bikes, a completely reasonable distance.Ā
āA headache? You know how pathetic that is? Thereās people that are dying, Steve. And youāre complaining that your head hurts a little bit. Youāre just useless!ā Mike hissed at him.Ā
And wasnāt that a surprise. He and Mike still werenāt on great terms, obviously, but he liked to think that they were making progress. To find out that they were still in the same position as they had been all those years ago when Steve was Nancyās asshole boyfriend and Mike was her bratty little brother, was gut wrenching.Ā
āFine, Iāll give you assholes a ride. Letās go guys. Leave the bikes, you can pick them up tomorrow. Come on, before I change my mind.ā
The drive to the arcade was uneventful. They all made it to the arcade in one piece and no one said thank you aside from Will, as per usual.Ā
The ride home however was a different story. The sun had started to set and Steveās headache had devolved into a migraine. His vision was tunneling and he could hardly keep his eyes open against the pain in his head. He was taking one of the back roads home and was almost there when a shadow passed in front of his car. Steveās left fender hit the being before he could turn the wheel and when he did, he steered the Beemer directly into a tree on the side of the road.Ā
Steveās head slammed into the steering wheel, hard enough to lacerate his temple and spill blood all over the driverās side dash. Thankfully, he didnāt lose consciousness and his migraine wasnāt significantly worse than before so he was reasonably sure that he didnāt have another concussion, at least not a severe one.Ā
Now, a normal person might walk to the nearest house and call the police or an ambulance. Steve though, was not normal. He picked up his keys, wallet, and sunglasses, and walked all the way home. It wasnāt too far, a mile at most but with his head hurting the way it did, it felt like forever. He would call Thatcher Tire tomorrow morning and get the Beemer towed then he would call his dad to beg him to cover the damages and everything would be fine. But the second Steve got back to his house, he laid on the couch and took a nap. Heād worry about everything else the next day.Ā
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Steve had forgotten that he made plans with Robin for today. He woke up to manic rambling that he was too tired to follow and his best friend pulling at his arms.Ā
āGo āway,ā he mumbled when she once again jostled him.Ā
āSteve, wake up! What the hell did you do? You have blood all over your head and you werenāt responsive. You were supposed to come over to my house to pick me up so we could make cupcakes and watch movies! I walked over when you didnāt show and I had to walk in to find you dying on your sofa! What the fuck, Steve?!ā
āNot dying and please stop yelling, my head hurts.ā
āIām sure it does, Steve! Your entire forehead is black and blue and thereās blood everywhere. Oh my god, I might actually throw up. Stay alert, Iām going to go throw up then Iām going to call Eddie for a ride since neither one of us has the cash to pay for an ambulance. Stay conscious or I will hurl all over you,ā she promised.Ā Ā
True to her word, she went and threw up in the kitchen, grabbed some ice for his head, and then used the living room phone to call Eddie.
āHey Mr. Munson, is Eddie there? Itās Robin Buckleyā¦ I know but I donāt have a license yet, Iām poorā¦ TouchĆ©, Mr. Munsonā¦ Okay, great! Iāll see him soon then!ā
She hung up the phone and returned to Steve's side. āOkay, heās on his way so we just have to wait. Weāre both going to give you a long talk about taking better care of yourself and not damaging any more brain cells, got it?ā
He tried to nod at her but the miniscule movement only caused his vision to white-out and his eyes slammed shut. The last thing he heard was Robin screeching at him to wake up before everything went black.Ā
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When his eyes opened next, Steve was in a bare hospital room with both of his hands restrained. No, people were holding them. Upon further investigation, he noticed that Eddie was sleeping at his right side with his hands wrapped around Steveās wrist and Robin was at his left with her fingertips pressed over his pulse point.Ā
With both of his friends there, the feeling of security almost willed him back to sleep once again. But then he heard loud yelling coming from outside of his hospital room.Ā
āWhere is Steve Harrington?! I got a call about another head injury, is he alright? I will not calm down, thatās my kid and none of you goddamn idiots will tell me anything about him! Where is he?ā
The door flung open to reveal Chief Jim Hopper in all of his furious glory. All of his anger melted into worry when his eyes met Steveās.Ā
āHey Hop,ā Steve told him with a small smile.Ā
āDo not āhey Hopā me. What the hell, kid? First I get a panicked call from Robin that youāre in the hospital again, then I get a call from Callahan that he found your car bent around a tree, and then I find out that Iām your emergency contact.ā His eyes still held a hint of panic but now they looked tired too as if the events of today had aged him several years.Ā
āOkay, itās not bent around the tree. Callahanās a fucking liar and I keep telling you so! I lightly bumped the tree. Lightly! Everything worked out fine! Itās all good, Hop.ā
āAre you not hearing me? Do we have to get your hearing checked too?ā Hopper laughed sardonically and threw his hands up exasperatedly. āSteve, you gave all of us heart attacks because you didnāt tell us that you had been in a car accident! And you couldāve died going to sleep like that with a concussion! You know better.ā
āLook, in my defense, I didnāt know it was a concussion. And what else was I supposed to do? I couldnāt drive myself to the hospital,ā It made sense to Steve but apparently not to Hopper or the now-awake Eddie.Ā
āSteve-ā Eddie whispered in confusion but Hopperās screaming cut him off.
āYou shouldāve called someone! Me, Munson, Wayne, hell even Joyce! Wha-the-fu-goddam-ahh!ā He stammered with feeling. āWhy were you even driving in the first place? You were at home!ā
āThe kids wanted to go to the arcade and when I told them I couldnāt, Mike said that people had bigger problems than headaches. And he was right. I just wanted to do something useful and then it hit me all at once when I was driving home,ā Steve shook his head. He shouldāve taken a nap or something instead of giving them a ride then they wouldnāt be in this position right now.Ā
āOf course it was Mike. Itās always Mike fucking Wheeler,ā Hopper scoffed under his breath. His profound annoyance towards the kid continued. āSteve, you canāt listen to that bitch-ass kid! He doesnāt know what heās talking about. Next time, call me and Iāll handle it.ā
āOkay, well I will remember that for next time. Next time I have a migraine, I wonāt give the kids a ride and I wonāt crash my car lightly into a tree. Alright, when are they releasing me? I just want to go home and go back to normal,ā Steve said.Ā
Hopper and Eddie shared a look before Eddie woke Robin and lugged her from the room. Watching that display, he knew he wasnāt going to like what he was about to hear and he didnāt.
Hopper chuckled humorlessly, āIām detaining you. Youāre coming home with me when they release you.ā
āāDetaining meā? For what? I didnāt do anything,ā Steve asked him in confusion.Ā
āFor acting like a dumbass. Youāre going to recover back at my place, Harrington. El and I are going to keep an eye on you.ā
āIām not going to-ā Hopper cut him off with a yell that made him jump.Ā
āYouāre detained, Harrington! No more arguments!āĀ
āHop, thatās kidnapping!ā He proclaimed in outrage.Ā
āYouāre not a kid, itās fine,ā Hopper brushed him off.Ā
āWhat- thatās not even, you canāt just force me to accept your help!āĀ
āWatch me!ā Hopper said indignantly. This was ridiculous, despite the evidence, Steve was more than capable of taking care of himself. He was an adult, dammit!
āHopper, you canāt just hold me against my will. I-I have rights!ā
āYeah? File a complaint. Iām the chief of police and Iām basically your dad so Iām going to take care of you whether you like it or not. Now, are you going to accept this so I can let your friends in and we can all eat Jello or are you going to keep arguing with me?ā
Steve looked at him blankly for a moment before he yielded. āJesus Christ, fine. You win.ā
āI know kid, I always do.ā He patted Steveās foot and opened the door for Eddie and Robin to slink back in. āAlright, you better have gotten orange or Iāll kick you both back out.ā
Steve had a lot to learn about accepting help and being forthcoming about his injuries. But with his dad, his boyfriend, and his best friend by his side, he had no doubt that he'd get there eventually. He didn't have any other choice.
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#Hopper does indeed keep him captive at the Byers house for two weeks#Steve is over it day two and almost wishes he could go back to a life without parents#Hopper also makes Steve and Eddie keep the door open three inches and that's not working for anyone#I don't know what he hit and neither does he#stranger things#steddie#fanfic#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#dustin henderson#mike wheeler#will byers#chief hopper#officer callahan
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Steddie Upside-Down AU Part 112
Part 1 Part 111
Eddie feels anything but serene as he follows Steve up to the front door of the Harrington house. Thereās no expensive car in the driveway aside from Steveās own, but that doesnāt account for all the neighbors. He still remembers the curtains shifting that night, all the rich folks ready to watch the spectacle Billy, Eddie, and Carol were making of themselves.
āWhat if someone calls the cops?ā Eddie whispers, looking behind them at the seemingly abandoned street. When he turns back around, Steveās frowning down at his keyring. Thereās an empty spot where his house key should be. Right. āWait, let meāā
Eddie bends down to grab the key from the pot where heād hidden it. He hands it to Steve with a sheepish smile. Steve doesnāt ask. He turns, fits it into the lock, and twists. The metallic clang of the tumbler turning portends their doom.
āSteve!ā Eddie hisses, looking back at all the houses hemming them in.
Steve just scoffs. āWhy would they call the cops on a kid going into his own house?ā He opens the door wide, ushering Eddie inside until he has no choice but to follow. As if there was ever a world in which he wouldnāt follow Steve anywhere. āThereās no way they told anyone they kicked me out.ā
Steve closes the door behind Eddie, clicking the lock and deadbolt home like a bad habit. āBesides, you think Chief Hopperās going to arrest us?ā
Steve doesnāt take off his shoes, so Eddie doesnāt either. Steve skips, light-footed up the stairs, but Eddie clumps, muddy boots leaving clods of dirt with every step. When they reach the top of the stairs, Eddie makes sure to ground his heel extra hard into the new white carpet.
When Eddie takes a little too long to follow, Steve clasps his wrist and pulls him into his old bedroom and shuts the door. Heās not surprised when Steve leads him over to his closet.
Heād known right when Steveād pulled onto the street.
Steve drops his wrist. He puts his back to the closet wall, slides down it, and sort of crouches there, feet planted on the ground, eyes looking up at Eddie. When he doesnāt move, Steve pats the spot next to him.
Eddie slides down the wall beside him. He ends up sitting criss-cross on the carpet, thigh overlapping Steveās own. As if waiting for Eddie to take his place, Steve drops his own alert position, falling onto his ass and crossing his own legs so his thigh stays pressed tightly into Eddieās.
Steve didnāt turn on the bedroom light, but the curtains are open, and thereās still plenty of daylight to burn.
āSoā¦ā Eddie trails off leadingly, gaze trained on the atrocious plaid wallpaper that covers the room. āWhat are we doing here?ā
Steve sighs. Eddie feels him shift. He looks over, and Steveās picking at his fingernails. āI just wanted, I mean, youāre just,ā Steve stumbles. He groans, burying his head into his hands before peaking up at Eddie through his fingers. āYou know?ā
Eddie smiles down at him, equal parts endeared and utterly lost. āNot in the slightest.ā
Steve laughs, turning his face fully back into his hands. āYeah, fair,ā he replies, voice muffled into his palms. He groans again, long and loud. āCarol and I practiced this.ā
Eddie reaches out to pull one of Steveās hands free. He resists for a second before dropping them both and pouting up at Eddie. He links their fingers together, and Steve latches on like a drowning man. Eddie runs his thumb across his knuckles.
āFuck what you practiced.ā Eddieās looking down at their hands. āJust tell me.ā
Steve breathes in deep, lets it out slow. He squeezes Eddieās hand once and speaks, all in one go, like he needs to rush it all together to get the thought out. āThis is the first place I ever wanted to kiss you.ā Steve laughs. āThis was supposed to be romantic, but I forgot all my lines.ā He laughs again, but Eddie barely hears it. Heās staring down at their hands, eyes so wide they feel like theyāre about ready to pop free from his skull. āShouldāve written it down, I guess.ā
Eddie thinks heās smiling, but he canāt quite feel his face anymore. He canāt imagine Steve sitting next to him, reading off notecards as he stumbles through whatever the hell this is.
Steve doesnāt immediately continue, but heās already given Eddie so much to pour over, that he hardly notices. Steve Harrington wants to kiss him, has thought about it enough to have a first time, is stumbling over his words trying to talk about it.
āWait the first time?ā Eddie asks, shocked enough to look away from their hands and up at Steveās eyes. āThat first night?ā
All Eddie remembers of that first night is fear and Steve Harringtonās body pressed close to his.
āNo!ā Steve says forcefully, almost glaring over at him. But then he winces, eye twitching half closed as he rocks his head to the side. āWell, yeah probably. Iām always sort of thinking about kissing people.ā
āWhat?ā
āBut I meant that night on Halloween!ā Steve raises his hands in defense, bringing Eddieās up right along with them to hang in the air awkwardly. āYou saved me, you know? And you were wearing my clothes.ā
āThat does it for you?ā Eddie asks, something shaking through his lungs, and making him choke on his words. It emerges as a laugh, unhinged and uncontrolled as he pulls his knees up to his chest, bending down to compress his ribs into them as he shakes with the power of his laughter.
Steveā still holding his hand up, arm bent awkwardly to the side as he leans forward. āDonāt crack on me now, Munson.ā
Eddie leans back, waving his free hand in front of his face as tears stream from his eyes. āHang on, hang on.ā He uses his elbow to wipe the tears away, uncurling as the laughter peters out slowly and dies an awkward death at his feet. āSorry, sorry.ā
He peers at Steve out of the corner of his eyes, afraid of what heāll see. Steveās biting his lip against his own amusement, eyes crinkled at the corners the way Eddie loves.
āCan I continue?ā he asks, mirth audible in every word.
Eddie rolls his eyes, wiping them dry one last time. He turns away from the ugly plaid wallpaper to face Steve, pulling at their joined hands until Steve turns right along with him, the knees of their crossed legs knocking together.
Heās starting to get an inkling of what this is, and he wants to be able to see Steveās face as it happens.
āGo on,ā he says, squeezing Steveās hand.
Itās Steveās turn to look down at their hands as Eddie watches a blush bloom on his face. Eddie keeps holding onto him, and waits. Heās waited a week, a year, a lifetime, for this. He can wait a few minutes more.
āTommy was my first kiss.ā Steve says. Eddieās shoulderās hunch then freeze that way. Whatever he was expecting, it wasnāt that. āAnd Carol was my second.ā
The words hang in the air for a second, an arrow to Eddieās heart. Tommy fucking Hagan who trampled all over Steveās heart, and Carol fucking Perkins whoād followed right along in his wake.
Eddie doesnāt know what the fuck this is. āWhat does thatā¦ā he starts to ask, voice croaking against whatever feeling is bubbling up in him, but he canāt finish it. What does that have to do with us? He bites his tongue against the words, both hoping and dreading that Steve will pick them out of his brain and answer them anyway.
Steve tugs at his sternum. Eddie shudders and tugs back.
āCarol and Tommy were the ones that were dating,ā Steve says, eyebrows furrowed. āThatās what everyone always said, but I was there too, you know?ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ He looks up at Eddie like heās expecting something, so Eddie nods, even as his mind spins and spins, never quite clicking back into place.
āI was at most of their dates, and we were each otherās first everythings.ā Heās still frowning, but itās up at Eddie now, and itās starting to look less like sadness and more like confusion. āThey were my everythingā Heās squeezing Eddieās hand hard enough to sting. āSo, what was the difference?ā
Eddie doesnāt answer. He barely understands the question, even as things start clicking into place. Steveās heartbreak had always been obvious. In the teddy bear on his bed, and the way he clutched back onto Carol and clung.
Thereād always been an empty spot by Steveās side. The gossip around school was that Steve was too much of a player to ever fill it. Itād continued like that until the trio had imploded upon itself, fracturing into thirds. Even Nancy Wheeler hadnāt made the cut.
Now Eddieās wondering if there was ever a spot open at all.
Steve still looks like he wants an answer, so Eddie says, āI donāt know.ā
Steve shudders, closing his eyes like Eddie had struck him. He pulls Eddieās hand up to press it to his forehead for a second,
āI donāt know what the difference is,ā Steve reiterates, eyes still closed. āBut then you kissed me.ā Steve pulls Eddieās hand down his face, pressing a kiss to the back of it as he finally opens his eyes. āAnd I didnāt know what it meant.ā
Thereās something burning through Eddie, scorching his veins, cauterizing his words in his throat as he tries desperately to grasp at them. Steveās looking at him practically begging for answers, and Eddieās floundering.
Steve throws him a life preserver.
āI heard you talking to Uncle Wayne,ā Steve says, and it doesnāt connect until he tacks on, āand Jeff.ā
His breath catches. Not a life preserver, an anchor, and heās at the bottom of the sea drowning.
Steveās peeking up at him under his lashes. The thing is, he canāt even remember exactly what was said. But he remembers the embarrassment, the pleas for them both to lower their voices.
Was the L word used? He canāt fucking remember.
āBut you didnātā¦ā What? Say anything? What was he supposed to say?
Steve started acting weird that next morning, hadnāt he?
āYou said you loved me,ā Steve says, a bandaid ripped off a festering wound. āWhat did that mean?ā
Oh. Hereās Steve asking again, whatās the difference. You kissed me, and I didnāt know what it meant.
What does it mean?
Steveās ears are so red theyāre almost bioluminescent. Eddie wants to reach out and see if he can feel the warmth pooling beneath the thin skin. He turns the hand Steve has clasped in his own and held against his face to do just that. The angleās awkward, and it ends up with Steveās own wrist bent awkwardly and smooshed against his cheek.
Steve shudders as Eddie trails his pointer finger against the delicate skin. He pulls Eddieās hand back and for a heartstopping moment he thinks Steveās going to let go, but all he does is turn Eddieās hand to press a kiss to the back of it and then drop their still-joined hands into his own lap.
āIt meant I wanted more,ā Eddie says, scooting closer in the space they donāt have between them. āMeans I want more.ā
Steveās laugh is more like a quiet breath, puffing against Eddieās face, theyāre so close. āMore like dating?ā Eddieās heartbeat is all the way up in his throat as he nods. āThatās so stupid, Eddie.ā
Eddie sucks in a breath, pulling at his hand, but Steve doesnāt loosen his hold. āNo wait!ā He drops Eddieās hand, but before Eddie can get any distance, Steveās clambering into his lap, patting at his chest like heās looking for a wound. āI didnāt mean it like that.ā
Eddieās breath shudders out of him. He sinks into the carpet more firmly, closing his eyes as he focuses on Steveās grounding weight atop him. This is Steve. Steve, who would never hurt him. Who let him into his home. Who bleed for him, who tried to die for him, who lives with him.
Steveās so close, when Eddie opens his eyes. His cheeks are still pink, eyes shining. In the dim light, they look like flat pits of brown. Eddie wants to be this close in the light of day, sunlight shining bright enough to reflect the gold in them.
āI know,ā Eddie says, reaching out to clutch Steveās sides. Whatever prey drive had been thrumming through him thoroughly squashed out under Steveās bulk. He breathes again while Steve waits, in, out, in, out, in. āWhat did you mean?ā
Steveās smiling a little as he meets his eyes. The angleās funky, this close. He can barely see his lips, has to crane his head down a bit just to catch them quirking. āI just meantāā He starts before biting his lip and looking away. His brows furrowed again, like heās thinking hard about what he wants to say.
Maybe notecards wouldnāt have been such a bad idea.
Steve nods, apparently having reached an accord with his own mind. Eddie loves him so much.
āI just meant, that there is no āmore,ā Eddie.ā He lets go of Eddie long enough to make air quotes around the word āmore,ā because even in emotional situations, heās fundamentally a bitch. āYou canāt get more than we already are.ā
Steve doesnāt settle his hands back on Eddieās chest; he reaches up to cup his face. āWeāre the most we ever could be. Dating doesnāt change that. Kissing doesnāt change that.ā Steveās thumb trails along Eddieās bottom lip emphasizing the point. āYouāre already everything.ā
Something untenable is running through Eddie. Itās too big, too untamed. Eddie has to do something with it, or heās going to immolate on all these feelings.
He leans forward and kisses Steve.
Itās not like last time. Last time was soft, sleepy comfort. It was the warmth of a late night and shared bed.
This time, itās an inferno. Eddie wants to burn up in it.
Eddie wants to consume Steve; he wants to devour. He wants to die in this perfect, infinite moment.
And Steveās kissing back, just as ferociously. Eddie wants to get lost in it. But heās got to know, so he leans back, lets their lips brush as he asks, ābut kissingās okay, right?ā He leans in, licking the corner of Steveās mouth, getting some of his teeth as he laughs. āAnd youāll just kiss me?ā
Steve doesnāt answer right away, except to reel Eddie back in and press into him, hard and needy. āJust you.ā He delves in when Steve gasps, ready to burn up on their connection. Steve bites his lip hard enough to sting.
Eddie loses himself in the moment.
Itās less pulling away, and more kisses slowing, gentling even as they linger.
The lightās almost gone, and both Eddieās legs are dead beneath Steveās weight. He reaches out to tuck a hair behind Steveās ear, smiling as it immediately springs free, Steveās usual gell released from Eddieās brushing hands.
Eddieās lips sting, and his throatās parched. He never wants to get up.
āWas that anything like you and Carol practiced?ā he asks, throat a dry croak.
Steveās eyes are twinkling as he leans back into Eddieās space. āWell, I hit all the right beats, at least.ā
He leans back into Eddie, slotting their lips back together, lingering, lingering, lingering. Eddie pulls back, the desire to kiss Steve and the perpetual need to be a smartass warring within him. āBut in the wrong order right?ā
āHey!ā
Eddie kisses him before he can make any more complaints. Steve doesnāt seem to mind.
Part 113
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#my fic#steddie upsidedown au#THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! also part of my steve harrington is arospec agenda <3!#anyway. hope you guys enjoy š#i kept it vague bc Eddie doesnāt Quite get what steve is talking abt. and to be fair. neither really does steve#he's like. devotion is devotion. anyway what is romantic attraction. should we make out?
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steve harrington so used to people's eyes on him, doesn't notice when someone is watching him OR hyper vigilant but also really good at reading people, knows eddie has been sneaking peeks at him from behind his textbook
#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#one eye brow raised emoji#i love a good emotionally intelligent socially aware yet passive steve harrington#does this make sense#like he built those skills through use and practice duh but he's mostly docile now#or even steve harrington constantly aware that he's performing#+++ extra eek if he wonders if anyone would truly like who he is when he's alone and if he even has a genuine#like he's been performing for so long that he can't tell what's real and what's constructed#but back to socially intelligent steve like what i mean when i say passive is he used to use his ability to read people to his advantage#so. manipulation.#but now he's more like. using it to comfort and empathize with those he loves idk idk idk#but also steve harrington all eyes on me no paparazzi#oh the life of a small town celeb
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Tagged by @apomaro-mellow @i-less-than-three-you @every-aj-needs-an-angelā¦ hopefully I got everyone! š
Rules: generate 5 random words using this generator and then write something using those words! Tag 5 (or however many you want) mutuals to challenge! (If you donāt like your 5 words, try again. This is supposed to be fun!)
My words: mosh, boulangerie, smuggle (technically it was āsmugglingā but yāknow. Semantics), pearl, fawn
They met at a mosh pit in Indianapolis.
It was rather funny, the way fate works, if you ask Steve, considering heās from France and Eddieās fromā¦
Well. Heās not entirely sure, to be honest. He speaks French rather well, but thereās an accent that attests to him being a transplant instead of a native.
Still, they meet and hit it off; theyāre sharing the same hotel, same floor, even, so they split the cost of one room.
When in Romeāor, in this case, Indianapolisādo as the locals do.
In this case, as Eddieād put it with a salacious grin: fuck like rabbits.
Theyāre on the same plane back to France too, as fate would have it. Steve to go back to his boulangerie, and Eddie to do whatever it is he does in France.
Steve privately thinks Eddieās in France just to annoy Steve. Heās finding it increasingly hard to care.
They hook up again, more than once, more often than not in Steveās flat.
He begins to find things missing.
Thereās a pearl necklace from his mother. Heās had it ever since she passed, and it was his idea to give it to his daughter, if he should ever have one.
Thereās a fawn-colored overcoat from his father. A little loose in the shoulders, but it fits Steve fairly well, and it keeps him warm in the colder months.
Thereās a pie dish. Ordinarily he wouldnāt care, but this one is his favorite, for inexplicable reasons.
He asks Robin and Dustin, his friends-slash-employees. He asks his regular customers. He asks Eddie.
No one has any idea, or at least thatās what they say, but Steveās pretty good at reading people and he feels like Eddieās lying.
But Eddieās hot, and a great lay, so Steve keeps his mouth shut, keeps inviting Eddie over, and does his best to keep a closer eye on him.
Things keep disappearing.
It all comes to a head when Eddie barges in one morning, wild-haired and wide-eyed, early enough that the bakery is barely open, that Steve himself is barely awake.
āWhereās the fire?ā He teases, but it falls flat when Eddie smacks his hands on the counter and stares into Steveās eyes.
āI fucked up.ā
Steve blinks, thinks maybe Eddie needs a pastry or twelve, and places a gentle hand over Eddieās, smiling at him. āItās alright, we can fix it. What do you need?ā
Eddie bites his lip, glances behind him. āTo hide.ā
Steve blinks. Okay, he thinks, maybe itās more of a crazy ex situation. He nods. āGo upstairs,ā he says. āMy apartment. Iāll be up as soon as Robin is in. We can figure this out, okay?ā
Eddie makes a sound that resembles a whine. āYouāre gonna hate me.ā
Steve raises a brow. āI find that hard to believe, actually, but I guess weāll have to wait and see.ā He leans forward, presses a quick kiss to Eddieās cheek. āGo upstairs. Iāll be up in an hour.ā
Eddie stares for a moment, presses a bruising kiss to Steveās lips, and jumps the counter. Steve hears him sprinting upstairs, and he smiles as he shakes his head, continuing his task of placing pastries in the glass cabinet.
An hour later, Robin gets in, and Steve lets her take over, taking off his apron as he heads upstairs.
āEddie?ā He asks, as soon as heās up.
āSteve,ā Eddie breathes, standing up from the couch.
āHey,ā he smiles. He takes Eddie in, sees the way heās holding himself, the way heās been running his hands through his hair, and pulls him into a hug. āItāll be okay,ā he murmurs. āCāmon, letās sit down. Do you want a cup of tea?ā
Eddie shakes his head. āI fucked up, Steve, youāre gonna hate me.ā
āLike I said before, I find that hard to believe, but go ahead. Try and convince me.ā
Eddie takes a breath, scoots away from Steve. Steve tries not to let any expression show. āThereās a reason I havenāt ever told you what I do,ā he murmurs, not looking at Steve. Steveās heart drops. āYou mentioned the things that went missing. The truth isā¦ I do know what happened to them.ā He rubs his hands together, picks at a nail. āIām a smuggler, a grifter, a thiefā¦ whatever pays the bills, really. Your momās necklace was real pearls. Your dadās jacket wasnāt a knockoff, like you thought. It was the real deal, they both were.ā
Steve sets his mouth. āAnd the pie tin?ā
Eddie smiles in a way that makes him look like heād rather be doing anything else. āThatā¦ was purely personal. I thoughtā¦ if I couldnāt have youā¦ something of yours would have to do.ā He runs a hand through his hair, sighs. āThe lawās after me. Again. I still have all of your things. I couldnāt bring myself to sell or smuggle them. If you want themā¦ what am I saying, of course you want them. I- shit, Steve, I shouldnāt have gotten involved with you in the first placeā¦ you just make it so easy.ā
Steve narrows his eyes. āI make what so easy? I make an easy target? An easy mark? An easy fuck?ā
āWell,ā Eddie says, with the beginnings of a grin, āyou kinda do make an easy fuck. But no, I meantā¦ you make it so easy just to be. Just to be a person. Not a criminal, not someone whoās run their entire life. You make it easy to pretend that I can have everything I want. Youāreā¦ youāre the hardest target, the hardest mark, becauseā¦ I care about you, Steve. Iām falling for you. And I know I ruined every chance I ever mightāve had with you, but youāreā¦ youāre so good, and even if you never speak to me again, I thoughtā¦ maybe youād help me.ā
Steve sighs. āJust answer one question for me.ā
āAnything,ā Eddie immediately says.
āWhen weāreā¦ together. Are you putting on an act? Trying to get me to like you, to trust you, so you could steal from right under my nose?ā
Eddieās eyes widen. āNo,ā he swears. āI meanā¦ Maybe I didnāt show you every part of me, but thatās just because I like you, and I wanted you to like me too. I didnāt want to scare you off.ā He offers Steve a crooked grin. āIāve been told I can be a lot.ā
Steve regards him, sends him a crooked almost-grin back. āIāve been told the same.ā
He stands, presses a kiss to Eddieās lips, and steps back. āYouāre good with money, which is one thing my business is sorely lacking. Bring back my things, bring whatever you want to keep for yourself. You start Monday.ā
Eddie blinks. āSoā¦ I didnāt just irreparably fuck everything up.ā
Steve grins. āOh, youāll make it up to me. Donāt worry. But for now, go get your things. Iām going to make a call. Whoās after you? What got you spooked?ā
āRight now, just the police. But who knows, if they find anythingā¦ā
Steve nods. āIāll make a call. Theyāll be off your case by the end of the day, but you should lay low for a while anyways.ā
Eddie narrows his eyes. āIs this an example of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?ā
āOh, Eddie,ā Steve tuts, leans in until their lips barely brush, and Eddieās eyes are closing. āIām going to do things to you that Iād never dream of doing to my enemies.ā
Eddie lets out a shaky breath. āPromise?ā
Steve pulls back just as Eddieās patience wears thin and he leans in to kiss Steve. āGo get your things,ā he says, smiling when Eddie blinks confused eyes open at him again. āWeāre going to have fun tonight.ā
Tagging: @steddieas-shegoes @nburkhardt @thatonegreyghost @ghosttotheparty @wynnyfryd and whoever else wants to do it! Feel free to ignore if youāve already been tagged. ā¤ļø
#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#tag game#writing#does this make complete sense? probably not#but I had FUN and thatās what matters#starambles
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I fucking love pretty much every version of the ācelebrity x Just Some Guyā¢ā trope that there is for Steddie, but in honor of having a totally reasonable amount of wine Iām going to tell you about the version Iām currently thinking about all the time, one of my dumbest yet also funniest AU concepts: modern!AU with streamers Steve & Robin and Hardcore Fanā¢ Eddie who writes reader-insert fic about Steve.
Steve and Robin, aka EvenStevens and BirdBox_ on Twitch (āMy name is spelled with a P-H, Robin, thatās such a stupid name.ā āNo, itās actually even better this way! You donāt want to just use your real government name for something like this, and you would just make your username āSteveHarrington01ā² or something equally uninspired-ā) frequently stream together and have a shared YouTube channel. They got popular doing reaction videos that quickly devolve into the pair of them bickering on camera, and since the internet just loves the āsnarky woman and her emotional support himboā dynamic, they got very big, very quick. Plus, it certainly doesnāt hurt that they had the combined might of Dustin and Erica to help them bend the algorithm to their whims.
While most people recognize their platonic-with-a-capital-P soulmatism, there are still some that are convinced theyāre secretly dating - they canāt decide if itās hilarious or absolutely maddening that every time they try to disprove the rumors, they somehow get stronger. Robin doesnāt feel comfortable coming out to the internet yet, and without that trump card some people just canāt understand why theyāre not dating.
...there are other sections of their fandom, however, that absolutely do believe theyāre not dating. Mainly because theyād rather be dating Steve or Robin (or both!) themselves, and write all the reader-insert fanfiction you could ever possibly need about it. Robin is largely ambivalent to the concept of fanfiction being written about herself as long as theyāre not writing smut, since at least that way theyāre not insisting sheās dating Steve.
Steve on the other hand finds it absolutely hilarious how despite how much heās changed, heās back to being the heartthrob he used to be in high school - and, heāll be honest, he thrives on the attention. Heās given everyone the green light to write whatever they want - dared them to make it raunchier, even - to the point where itās a running joke that Steve will read your reader-insert fanfiction about him unless you tag it with some form of āSteve donāt lookā. He even used the prevalence of fic about himself to come out on stream.
(Steveās in the middle of re-organizing his flower field in Animal Crossing when heās interrupted by a donation. āHey Steve, really sorry to tell you this but people are writing porn about you... and theyāre making it gay. Like writing about you getting fucked by a dude. Just wanted you to know so you can say something about it.ā
Steve stops dead, his screen freezing on his open inventory. āHey, uh, why the fuck would I have a problem about a fictional version of me bottoming? Or- wait, do I seriously give off homophobic vibes? Iām literally bisexual. Hey Dustin, can you ban that guy please? Christ, the nerve of some people. If thatās how you feel about people being gay, or about people writing things that Iāve already said I have no problem with, you can leave this stream right now because I donāt want you here.ā)
Many people lost their minds after that stream, one of them being popular tumblr blog whorefireclub.
Eddie didnāt plan on starting a tumblr blog for self-insert fanfiction about a twitch streamer. Really he didnāt, and every time he thinks about it in terms that plain he kind of dies a little on the inside. Itās really all Garethās fault, for getting fed up with Eddieās dumb parasocial crush on a streamer and daring him to just āget it out of his system alreadyā. So, using a bare-bones anonymous tumblr and many, many beers as his cover story, Eddie posted some of the most quickly written and unedited pieces of writing heās ever produced in his life.
Except he wrote it with an AMAB reader character - and for those of you unfamiliar with the reader-insert sphere, thatās like fucking henās teeth. People are pretty good at making things gender neutral at least in their descriptions, and sometimes the anatomy is vague enough that itās ambiguous, but the majority is written with AFAB genitalia for the reader character.
Eddieās little drunken post blows up, and at first, heās never regretted a life choice more.
After thinking about it, and seeing just how many people left comments with their reblogs or came into his askbox directly to thank him for giving them the representation they wanted, he starts to feel a bit better about the whole thing. In fact, it kind of tickles his āprotector of the outcastsā instincts; there are people who canāt enjoy the content they want to because it doesnāt gel with their anatomy or gender identity. Eddie could, hypothetically, if he wanted to be absolutely insane about this one hot streamer guy, help fix that problem somewhat.
A couple of months later and heās become āthe guy who writes inclusive reader-insert ficā. While a fair amount of his work is gender-ambiguous, both in anatomy and in avoiding gendered language, more than half is written for anyone who finds themselves underrepresented in the usual reader-insert scene; anyone AMAB, AFAB people who canāt do female language, heās even written a few oneshots with intersex reader characters. He did research for it and everything. Itās certainly not how he planned for this to work out, but itās actually kind of... nice. Heād written a lot of fanfiction in his youth, mainly about Lord of the Rings and Star Trek, and while this isnāt how heād imagined returning to the hobby itās actually really fun. (Itās making his celebrity crush on Steve a million times worse, of course, but heās in denial about that so itās totally fine.)
Heās a little shit, so his blog header has - underneath his personal details - a PSA that reads āSteve, donāt look at this unless you have the balls to shout me out on stream ;)ā. Eddie thinks heās absolutely hilarious.
Right up until he wakes up to find his following has exploded overnight, and upon checking his DMs from his mutuals realizes that - oh shit - that bastard actually did it and talked about his blog on stream.
And Steve said he liked it. Steve likes the porn that Eddie wrote about him. Jesus H. Christ, Eddie is so unfathomably fucked.
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if this were to exist as a fic it would be told through social media posts/DMs. one of those fics that uses unconventional (i.e. non-prose) formatting, you know the ones. the concept actually came from the fact I fucking LOVE fics like that, Iām a slut for any of that House of Leaves-type shit. one time I read a fic that consisted of 8 short stories and each one had a HTML puzzle you had to solve to be able to read it, e.g. one you had to highlight because the text was in white, another you needed to hover your mouse over to make it scroll through the text - I canāt remember the rest but it was SO COOL.
(or, to put this another way, I read homestuck at a formative age and it forever changed how I feel about formatting stories.)
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#steddie au#stranger things#charlie writes things#streamer au#streamer!steve harrington#writer!eddie munson#this is such a dumb au but i think it's so funny#eddie and steve flirting with each other via reader-insert fic that gets less and less subtle#steve has a secret fan account btw because of course he does#and he's always reblogging eddie's stuff and saying how hot it is/how much he likes it#also the pinned post on eddie's blog is him yelling at an anon for coming to him and asking why he doesn't ship stobin#HEY MAYBE WE WON'T DO SOMETHING THE CREATORS HAVE REPEATEDLY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE? AND MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE? HOW ABOUT THAT?#<-- is what eddie's response boiled down to
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posting a wip here because iām insane like that
#funny to call myself insane for doing completely normal things#but what DOES make me insane is these two#like really truly insane how much i love them#eddie munson#steve harrington#steddie#quinnoodles#thatās my doodle tag now
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just saying the last time Steve found out someone was mean to Lucas, Steve physically fought them over it
(and given the way he wins higher stakes fights where killing the other person/creature doesn't matter/is actually preferrable, I'd safely say Steve only lost against Billy because he didn't actually want to murder another teenager. I'm tired of seeing people, including the show's own narrative, act like he's some kind of loser for not wanting to kill a Human being.)
Lucas and Erica are equally high up on Steve's list of people he cares about as Dustin and Max
#anti steddie#eddie was such an ass to lucas why is this grown man so immature and mean to kids??#and what about eddie's behaviour would ever make steve like him like i'm sorry but steve does not give a damn about eddie or billy canonica#steve harrington#lucas sinclair#erica sinclair#lucas and erica are as much steve's younger siblings as dustin and max definitely more so than el will and mike#steve went to the game to support lucas and has just as many team ups with the sinclairs as he does dustin and max
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characters: buck (911) and bucky (mcu) title: desperation breeds
DOTTIE. HEWWO. I AM- SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS.
okay so :evil_chinhands:
Buck on his world tour of finding himself, ends up in DC because my boy is a nerd and wants to visit all the museums!! He's not feeling so hot but he bought a day pass to every exhibit in the DC area and he'll be damned if he wastes his money. By the time he makes it to the WWII exhibit, Buck is stumbling and wobbling, squinting at the red, white, and blue of the uniform on the wall. Pulling himself to his feet, Buck bumps shoulders with a man in a baseball cap pulled low, long hair surrounding his face. He turns to face Buck, and Buck's eyes blow wide, but not in recognition of the face on the poster behind him, no- that doesn't register at all. What registers is the wild alpha scent pouring off the man, blooming in response to Buck's unnoticed heat scent. The population of secondary designated people in the world is a hidden secret, an underground hierarchy hidden from the rest of society, and meeting another designated person is rare outside of the Events- but it's a good thing Bucky's found this omega now. His sweet delicious scent cleared up all the confusion from years of isolation and torture, and Bucky remembers everything, but right now the only things that matters is tending to this omega falling deep into his heat right in the middle of Steve's exhibit. Bucky scents the omega gently, and when the gorgeous man turns into him, whimpering on a frequency inaudible to any ears except Alpha's, offering his own scent in response, Bucky takes his weight and guides him out of the museum, desperately looking for a place to let the omega rest so Bucky can take care of him.
#what sense does this MAKE#none#doesn't matter#endgame is STILL stucky and buddie ofc what am I insane#but buck and Bucky talk after the heat ends#about how they feel lost and out of place#and they stay in contact until each of the find their mate (again for Bucky)#(and yes Steve and Eddie are wickedly jealous of Buck and Bucky's closeness)#(but they're basically inseparable at this point)#love u dots#have fun#evan buckley#bucky barnes#winter soldier#911 abc#writing game#krowabbey
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and what if I wrote disaster cringe fail vampire Eddie? what then?
#I love hot suave vampire Eddie but I donāt know if I can do that if Iām honest but what I can absolutely do is him stumbling through it#Eddie biting in the wrong spot and barely getting any blood or being too scared to bite anyone because what if he gets any major arteries??#my guy has the adhd and autism thing of not recognizing your body signals and forgets to drink blood and looses his mind#depending on vampire lore just shrivels up or looses his humanity idk and Steve is there like āgoddamn it Munson again?ā#every time he would have put hair infront of his face he turns into a bat instead#has no control over his fangs and will have the most awful lisp speaking around them bc theyāre just out for whatever reason#he still fucks though like I need to make that clear heās a loser but he will pin Steve down at any given time and the vampire strength#does help#stranger things#eddie munson#dels stranger things thoughts#my post
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pleeasseee write a full thing about that steve overdosing in the bathroom idea you had! i really like the idea itās so fun (in the sense that i donāt think iv seen it before not that oding or addiction is a fun activity)
I'm so aware of my sins that this ask is the reason I'm figuring out how to make a quasi-prompt meme thing on ao3 that's basically a home for wayward fic ideas. Bc I know I do not have time, even if the guilt of my wips didn't get me.
Also, I go by Strife, I'd for sure end that thing painful.
#my writing#like#steve in a hospital as a john doe#bc he didn't have id on him#and eddie doesn't know where he is#and steve doesn't want eddie to know what happened#bc eddie would make him get help#never want me to continue angsty things#I almost always go deeper into the dark
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the office steddie au where theyre pam and jim
#i think steve is pam#earnest funny passionate does not believe in himself one bit and will get walked all over to people please#eddie is jim#sarcastic very guarded a total fucking loser likes to make peoples life hell sometimes with pranks but is also totally whipped#steve as a painter makes me fucking weak#also eddie is a guy who is passionate but doesnt really know what to do with his life#idk i just think early seasons jim and pam is very eddie and steve#steddie#steddie brainrot#steddie au
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