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The Coping Mechanisms in This Fandom Deserve an Oscar, Actually.
So i just witnessed another post bashing Jimin solos (because that's the trending sport of the week apparently), and well.. funny thing is, the entire post aged like milk under 24 hours because plot twist: Jimin is receiving death threats right now. But nah, let's not talk about that. Let's circle back to the real crime: Jimin solos existing.
And you know what truly sent me? Some random reply under a quote repost screaming "Why are you defending Jimin solos?! JK won't fuck Jimin!!!"
... I'm sorry, what? What kind of Cirque du Soleil mental gymnastics did you perform to jump from "Jimin solos are annoying" to "JK won't be raw-dogging Jimin"? The person who quote reposted didn't even defend Jimin solos, bestie, calm down. But your brain really said: Jimin solos annoying => Someone says "Hmm you're not talking about the ACTUAL issue and this is only attracting antis to your page => OH NO, PAY GORN, SAY GEX INCOMING.
I mean the sheer velocity with which some of y'all spin into delusion is impressive. Like, Olympic level delusion.
But let's talk about this weird phenomenon where solos act like they own the member they solo stan. Like "I'm a JK solo, therefore i will bite, scratch, claw and bark at any living being he's close to." Y'all do realize the members have known each other for over a decade, right? They've lived together, cried together, succeeded together, and you think your Twitter fingers have more insight into their relationships than they do? Girl be serious.
You don't like OT7? Fine, go ahead, live your half-baked solo stan life. But the very LEAST you could do is not spew venom at the people your fave literally loves and trusts. You calling Jimin or Tae or JK names like "pigmin" or "nosekook" or "baldhyung" (yep, we've seen all of these) doesn't change the fact that they're close. That's not how friendship, or reality, works.
And the whole enlistment arc? Comedy gold.
When those people speculated about Tae and JK enlisting together, Tae solos and JK solos teamed up like it was "Infinity War: Solo Stan Edition". Fangs out, rabies foaming, barking like chihuahuas on Red Bull. All because someone said "Wouldn't it be cute if they enlisted together?"
They didn't. And yet.. the barking continued. The war raged on.
THEN Jimin and JK enlist together and suddenly the internet flips. JK solos immediately scream "GROOMING! MANIPULATION! JIMIN WHY!!"
But hold on, plot twist again, it comes out that JK initiated the buddy system. Now Jimin solos flip and go "Why can't he leave Jimin alone?!"
And Tae solos, bless their chaotic little hearts, still manage to insert themselves into the narrative like, "Good! Leave Tae out of this!!" and proceed to call both Jimin and JK names.
You're not even in this war! Why are you fighting?! This is not your anime arc! Pack it up.

The best part? After all that foaming at the mouth, keyboard smashing, and projecting, the boys are just.. happy. Thriving. Living their best lives. Unbothered. Meanwhile you're still in your solo stan echo chamber, clutching your fantasy life it pays rent.
Hate to break it to you, but you don't get to dictate who these men love, trust, spend time with, or go to the military with. You're not their CEO, psychic, or parent. You are a pixel in the void. No matter how many hasthags you spam or how many edits you make cutting a member out of the group photos, the reality is: you're just an incel with a K-pop obsession.
And the final gag? You say you love your fave so much, but can't even respect the people they love. What does that say about you?
I'll tell you what it says: You don't actually respect your fave. You just use them as an avatar for your own unresolved emotional damage and weird little power trip.
Anyway, save up your money for the BTS tour. For clarity.
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AITA FOR BEING COLD TO A STRANGER FOR BEING WEIRD BUT THEY ENDED UP BEING MY CRUSH I LIKED FROM MY CHILDHOOD ??? FT. SCARAMOUCHE ! cw: informal writing, ooc, modern au, plotless ?, crackpost, use of kys/kms jokes, ip address leak (NOT REAL!!! i dont condone this in real life.), brief stan war, etc note: i think scaramouche using reddit for advice is funny. i might use this for a diff character. im reposting this from my other account @kaedehararchives masterlist
scaramouche isn't the type of person to ask for advice. so why is he on the infamous site, reddit? well, he doesn't want to ask people knowing that he has weaknesses so obviously, he's here.
r/amitheasshole ∙ a year ago thehatguy aita for treating someone for being weird? i know how that title sounds but bear with me. i (M17) come from a predominantly rich family that is known internationally. when this person (GN17) came up to me, being all weird, acting like i know them. i was thinking that they were going to use me for connections / money / fame / etc. i didn't want that to slide obviously so i told them (dis)respectfully to fuck off. despite, my warning messages, they kept persistently to be friendly with me. in my personal opinion, i hate clingy people especially when we first met.
i tried my best to be civil with them and ignore / avoid them and their super weird-clingy-cringe advances. but they KEEP thinking we know each other from somewhere. it's getting annoying... and frankly, i did get a tad angry with them. so i pulled some strings and they aren't allowed to talk to me.... well in a class we share.
after typing up a post, he already had gotten a few responses. he wiped right, unlocking his phone, to see the notifications.
replies:
lesbianpirate69 you sound like an asshole
eyepatchwearernumber1 lwk loser behavior lmao thehatguy [OP] who even wears eyepatches? get off my post detectivelover69 nta they prob deserved it thehatguy [OP] thats what im saying
thank god someone agrees with me. he thought. well that was until he kept scrolling. a bunch of people calling him an asshole. typical. but the username "hydronarwhal" caught his eye. stupid reddit user. who even uses this stupid app?
hydronarwhal idk why would u be weird to someone js because they want to be friends with you thehatguy [OP] why wouldn't u be mean to someone who keeps trying to be friends with u hydronarwhal dude i think you have some issues thehatguy [OP] did u read it right? read it again for me hydronarwhal just because ur rich doesnt mean they want ur money bro thehatguy [OP] 192.1xx.x.xx
after this conversation with this guy "hydronarwhal", he had enough of this. clearly, that guy is sick in the head. blocking the account from seeing his post, he went to sleep. well, he will check the comment section after he had a well-rested night.
well, two more won't hurt.
bobaya nah thats weird. i get you on that using people for connections thehatguy [OP] finally, thank you beetlefighter101 wait ur weird asf for leaking someone's ip address thehatguy [OP] that's just the celluar data tower they're using beetlefighter101 what do they use thehatguy [OP] t-mobile hydrowhales0612 can u not? bobaya wait no, op is valid. t-mobile is ass
robinoaknumberonefan this sounds parasocial thehatguy [OP] you cannot be talking? barbaraisbetterthanrobin ROBIN CANT BEAT BARBARA'S PERFECTION robinoaknumberonefan uhh okay, albert. (albert's info) (albert's info) open full thread?
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is he an idiot for leaving his notifications on for every app? yes. he is because why did his post that he was sure no one would really see due to the flood of aita posts.
[notification: reddit +1] adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story?
adornthenight are u sure ur giving the full story? thehatguy [OP] duh... why wouldnt i? adornthenight read this then www.reddit.com/r/aita/avidsnoopyfan
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u/avidsnoopyfan my side of aita for treating someone for being weird? hello! im the person in the thehatguy's post. i want to clear things up. he said that i was clingy to him and that i was someone who wanted to use him for money. i reassure you guys that isn't the case. he just looked familiar. someone i held dear to my heart. i know that's bad to project on someone you met. technically you can argue that i couldve seen him from social media but i don't really use any other than pinterest.
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Socra’s Naruto Liveblog, Ep. 111-120:
Also known as “Socra grows progressively distressed as everyone gets the shit beaten out of them”
Ep 111:
-noooo Sasuke don’t take the unknown drugs these cult-y strangers are offering you-
-I liked that Orochimaru’s theme came in when Sasuke took the pill
-so like if the squad didn’t happen to include Kiba and Akamaru, how would they have tracked Sasuke? I guess Neji can track to a certain extent, but his tracking is more limited by range… in conclusion Akamaru is the squad MVP
-Shikamaru hanging onto Choji’s scarf for balance when he stopped Naruto from triggering the tripwire was funny
-I can’t believe Orochimaru’s goons are just lugging Sasuke around in a barrel
-I don’t believe Shikamaru would let himself get thwarted so easily so I feel like getting caught was part of his plan somehow?
Ep 112:
-so I get that Kiba’s attack doesn’t break the dome’s wall and shows that the dome regenerates, but couldn’t Naruto just try smacking it with a rasengan (aka the single strongest jutsu any of them have)? I feel like that could do some insane damage at least
-this is so random but istg if anything happens to Akamaru on this mission I’m gonna riot
-oh now Naruto doesn’t have enough energy for the rasengan. Almost like he should’ve tried it earlier…
-honestly these last couple episodes have made me like Choji a lot more. He’s chill, even though I think his human boulder attack looks stupid
-also I like Shikamaru and Choji’s relationship a lot
-Shikamaru and Neji are really holding all the braincells in this group lol
Ep 113:
-Naruto and Kiba highkey share a braincell (aka they’re both dumbasses)
-a lot of this fight animation is really wonky so far. I’m guessing they’re saving the better quality stuff for the more important fights
-oh shit Choji’s getting serious
-I actually quite like Choji’s dub voice when he’s speaking more softly
-Choji really pulled a Popeye by taking a spinach pill and getting stronger
-I’m sorry Choji I was unfamiliar with your game
-lmao I spotted an animation error where Kiba’s face markings disappeared for one scene
-as much as Choji has grown on me recently I will never think his ball attack looks good
-aw Shikamaru is a good friend
Ep 114:
-bruh why does this episode title make it seem like Choji’s gonna die
-Jirobo is so mean for no reason. Like yeah I know you’re gonna kill the kid but you don’t have to be such an ASSHOLE about it
-man between Choji, Sakura, and Naruto’s backstories, why do Konoha kids suck so much
-awwwwwww poor Choji he just wanted to be included :((((
-the scene of little Choji helping a butterfly caught in a web was such a good little character moment
-given how intertwined their clans are, I wouldn’t think that Shikamaru and Choji only met when they were like 5 (they don’t necessarily have to be close just because their dads and clans are, but you’d think they’d at least KNOW OF each other). I’d personally headcanon they were introduced basically as babies
-aw little Choji and Shikamaru are so cute, my hearttttt 😭
-skinny Choji is kinda uncanny-looking
-I love how defensive Choji is over Shikamaru and how seriously he takes someone insulting Shikamaru
-GOOD JOB CHOJI but also omg pls rest
-(also, assuming that Jirobo is dead, I’m pretty sure this makes Choji the first of the Konoha kids to kill someone onscreen)
-the voice acting of Choji’s pained gasping as he tries to follow the others and then as he starts crying and reads the messages the others left for him was so good, I literally almost cried
-god this arc has done wonders for Choji’s character and we stan
-NOOOO CHOJI (I know he doesn’t die obviously but still, goddamn)
-god the whole last part of that episode was really good. Honestly this episode in general is one of my favorites so far
Ep 115:
-whyyyy does spider guy (Spiderman, if you will) have six arms????? Like I still need to know what his and two-headed guy’s deal is
-the sticky spiderweb sounds are kinda uncomfy, it’s like gross ASMR
-ayyyy Neji to the rescue!
-Neji acknowledging Naruto and saying “sometimes your eyes are even better than mine” was nice and a good subtle nod to how their fight in the chunin exams helped Neji
-anyways I still don’t know spider dude’s name so I’m just gonna refer to him as Spiderman
Ep 116:
-GET HIS ASS NEJI
-damn Spiderman copied Gaara’s sand shield defense
-idk why but it’s interesting to me that one of Neji’s biggest moves is a defensive one
-“what kind of a freak is this guy?” says the dude with six arms and metal-emitting sweat glands
-EW OMG THERE’S SO MANY SPIDERS
-yeah no if I were Neji I would have run away from this fight screaming
-I like how shook Spiderman is by Neji’s abilities. Compared to Choji’s fight, this fight holds far less emotional weight, but it does a good job of showing off Neji’s strength as a prodigy
-this is so stupid but the pose Neji fell over in reminded me of the Family Guy death pose 💀
-damn Neji’s hair slays
-oh Spiderman’s name is Kidomaru. I’m still gonna call him Spiderman tho.
-okay Spiderman’s second stage form is pretty cool
Ep 117:
-jesus Neji is going through it
-I wonder if the squad’s headbands getting knocked off is gonna be a recurring thing in these battles
-damn I gotta give it to Spiderman, he does have incredible aim
-oh my godddddd Neji got fucking impaled. Istg these fights are doing horrible things to my poor heart
-welp rip Spiderman
-it’s heartbreaking seeing Naruto and Kiba still think Choji is coming while Shikamaru knows he’s probably dead
-POP OFF NEJI
-hm this fight was nice and all but it definitely didn’t hit the same emotional beats Choji’s fight did
-literally every fight Neji’s in makes me sad tho because of what I know happens to him. Ahhhhhhhhh I hate it here.
-also I just thought about how Neji took a BEATING from Spiderman but somehow got taken out by one punch from Naruto in the chunin exams lmao
-this is a much less convincing fake-out death than Choji’s but also awww poor Neji I wanna give him a hug (actually I think I wanna give all of the squad a hug after this tbh)
-I bet people were losing their shit over these fights back when the show was airing on TV and the squad’s fates were left unresolved
Ep 118:
-I like the way Akamaru’s ears flap when Kiba runs
-I hate Tayuya’s weird headpiece thing
-jesus Orochimaru is going through it
-also I don’t think I’ve said this before but Orochimaru’s dub voice is great
-every time I see Kabuto I instinctively start feeling annoyed, even when he hasn’t even started talking. So yeah fuck Kabuto all my homies hate Kabuto
-hearing Kimimaro refer to Kabuto as “Kabuto-Sensei” was so weird
-wow Kimimaro has only had like a minute of screentime and he’s already contemplating his purpose in life
-OOH Orochimaru’s theme abruptly starting when he revealed his face to his new vessel was so good, it jumpscared me a little tbh
-I’m getting the feeling that Kabuto WANTS Orochimaru to use him as a vessel and I’m not sure why he’d want that. Idk maybe I’m reading into things too much
-Kiba doing his drill attack straight through Naruto’s shadow clone was cool. Hooray for teamwork lol
-also Shikamaru using shadow possession to make Tayuya get in Sakon’s way was clever, I hadn’t thought about that kind of application of his powers before
-my horrible confession is that half the time when I hear “Sakon” I immediately think “Sakon deez nuts”. I hate this for myself :/
Ep 119:
- Akamaru setting off bombs was unintentionally kinda hilarious (he looked so smug about it too)
-NOOOO DON’T YOU DARE HURT AKAMARU
-welp Kiba, Akamaru, and Sakon are dead I guess (I know they aren’t but how the fuck do they survive that giant fall)
-I know it was supposed to be badass but Kimimaro dropping down behind Naruto and Shikamaru was kinda funny to me
-I like Kimimaro’s hair beads and makeup. He’s creepy tho
-I kinda hate her design but I do have to give Tayuya props for being more of a loud/brash character. This show could use more rowdy girls
-oh shit Naruto’s looking pretty feral
-I love how Tayuya summons a bunch of giant demonic-looking dudes and Shikamaru is just nonchalantly like “oh well that’s not good.”
Ep 120:
-since Orochimaru’s goons are from the SOUND village, I wish more of them had sound motifs and powers. The only people with sound-based fighting styles are Tayuya and that girl from the chunin exams
-okay Sakon’s powers are really fucking disturbing
-aw Akamaru jumped in front of Kiba to protect him despite being tiny, he’s such a good boy<3
-ah hell yeah dog piss jutsu
-BIG DOGGO
-wow okay so Kiba and Akamaru just RIPPED A DUDE IN HALF
-dog piss jutsu strikes again. Ngl if a dog peed directly in my eyes I’d be pretty upset about it too
-STOP HURTING AKAMARU HE’S JUST A LIL GUY
-okay so I said that the twins’ powers were disturbing before but OH MY GOD THEY FUCKING TAKE OVER PEOPLE’S BODIES WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKKKKKKK (it reminds me of that one fungus that slowly takes over the bodies of insects, which I’ve always found super disturbing and scary)
-so yeah I know Kiba isn’t going to die, but if he did, that would be an absolutely horrifying way to go out
-Neji and Choji’s “deaths” both had flashback sequences, but they actually made sense and were (mostly) short enough to not distract from the moment. On the other hand, the flashback sequence of Kiba and Akamaru was sooooooooooooooooooo unnecessarily long and annoying. Like we really didn’t need to see the whole fucking Kiba vs Naruto fight again
-congrats to Kiba for somehow having the most hardcore moment in this whole arc so far. Like bro STABBED himself in the stomach and was like “time for you to die” while fucking GRINNING? Kind of iconic I fear
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As a request for one of your one-shots! We wanted a moment where Ford and Will are having an argument and during the heat of the moment, Ford says something along the lines of “Okay, Bill.” to Will, and “Oh, so we’re going there??”. And some hurt/comfort because don’t leave them mad at each other or whatever you would like to add! Thank you, love the story :)
Ohhhhhh this is juicy. SOOOOO juicy. Strawberry-kiwi, apple, lemon, orange, grape, and pickle levels of juicy >:3 Have a one-shot taking place post-fic! (Below the cut for length)
A box of pancake mix had been what started the fight.
For breakfast, Will had been craving pancakes, so he did what any adult would do and decided to make his own. His thoughts had been swirling with fantasies of cinnamon and vanilla when he was brought crashing back down to earth by the realization that someone (probably Stan as a prank, that little shit) had placed the pancake mix in the back of the highest shelf in the cupboard. Will, given his more diminutive stature, couldn't reach it without either jumping, fetching a step ladder, or climbing the rickety shelves. And since Stan didn't keep ANY kind of ladder in the house, a chair would have to suffice.
Will dragged the chair over to the cupboard, the legs screeching against the linoleum tile of the kitchen floor. Grumbling to himself, he jammed it under the shelf and clambered on top of it. He wobbled a little, but caught himself against the shelve. Now face-to-face with the box of pancake mix, Will snatched it up with a triumphant laugh that quickly turned to a frightened shriek as the pantry door opened abruptly. Will fumbled the box of pancake mix, dropping it to the floor in an explosion of white powder and his attempts to catch it resulted in him falling forward off the chair. Thankfully he was caught by a pair of strong, familiar arms.
"WILLIAM! What are you doing?!" exclaimed Ford.
Will grinned up at him. "Making pancakes."
Ford carefully set him back down on the ground. "Really? Because from where I'm standing, it looks more like you were about to crack your skull open on the floor."
Will scoffed and waved him off.
"Oh please. I wouldn't have fallen if you hadn't come barging in here like a nutcase."
"I only came 'barging in' because I heard rummaging around and thought the gnomes had gotten in again! You need to be more careful when it comes to getting things off higher shelves. What if I hadn't been here to catch you? You could have been seriously injured and I'd have never known until it was too late!"
"Yeesh, no need to act like it's the end of the world," grumbled Will. "It was just an accident, Stanford. And I'm fine, see?"
"But you might not have!"
"Oh come on, it wouldn't have been that bad. So I hit my head or scrape my knees or whatever. Pain builds character."
"Oh come off it, Bill-"
Ford instantly snapped his mouth shut when he realized what he'd said. Will looked at him with a gutted expression before brushing past him to go fetch a broom and clean up. He needed something to do with his hands that didn't involve wringing his husband's neck.
"I see how it is. I'm William until I do something wrong, then I'm Bill all over again, hm?" he grumbled.
"Wait, no, that's not what I- it just slipped out!"
"No, no, it's fine. William is the good ol' respectable Dr. Jekyll and Bill is the evil Mr. Hyde in your mind."
"Dammit, Will, listen to me! Please."
With his arms folded across his chest, Will glared up at Ford before raising a single eyebrow as a silent indication to continue. Ford sighed and placed his hands on Will's biceps before giving them an affectionate squeeze. "I'm sorry, William. I should have watched my words more carefully. It's just that... I knew you as Bill for so much longer than I knew you as William, and sometimes I- I dunno. Sometimes our arguments feel too familiar, like how things used to be- NOT the betrayal and abuse, no. I mean... before that. When I still thought you were my friend."
Will reluctantly uncrossed his arms. "I'm not that guy anymore, Stanford. I've changed. Two million years is longer than humanity has existed, and I spent all that time working to become someone worthy of you. Please don't devalue that just because of some stupid fight."
Ford pulled Will into his arms and embraced him fiercely. "I would never throw away your hard work like that. Bill Cipher, William Pines, either way you're my husband, and I'm sorry that I made you feel like I don't love every part of you."
"Even the ones that drive you crazy?" Will said in a small voice as he carefully returned the hug.
"Even the ones that drive me crazy. I love you, and I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry too. I should have been more careful," Will mumbled against Ford's chest. "Can you forgive me for not swallowing that stubborn Cipher pride and just asking you for help?"
"Of course. Besides, I love your stubbornness, considering I'm just as bad."
Will stood on his tiptoes to nuzzle their noses together. "You sure are. And it's one of the many things I love about you, Fordsy."
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Characters: Academic Rival! Ren @14dayswithyou x reader
Okay, but I have been an academic rivals to lovers stan for far too long, y’all don’t understand…
So like, this au would totally have redacted still the same as Canon! Redacted, he’d just be like… more open to the MC? And it’d be in an academic setting??? Like he developed some self-esteem solutions and got more confident in being himself, still having subtle mannerisms of character traits you enjoyed… but more him
Like… he went to therapy so he could be better for you before you even knew him, cause you said some bullshit like they were no good looking guys in the world who didn’t have therapy, cause there’s nothing hotter than a mentally stable guy. (i mean, you’re all here because you love a stable guy, right… ;] )
But yeah, now you just know him as that snarky ass, dark-haired with pink tips ‘genius’ in your university ‘psychology in modern media’ class.
Warnings and whatnot: lolol NSFW implications so minors DNI, a decent amount of swearing on my part, I'd say?
Another flawless assignment completed for you. Whoo! It was a nice day to be smart!
To be fair, you had pored over that goddamn presentation for hours before going to sleep, so if you hadn’t done well, you probably would’ve bust a pipe over some unlucky guy’s head.
You grinned seeing the big 95 on your paper. You spent so long detailing the moral complications between the character relationships as you gutted the root problems for each of the character flaws and how that showed in their bonds with others.
Unfortunately, you had the (dis)pleasure of being seated to [REDACTED], the class self-proclaimed genius.
God, you hated him.
You were pretty sure you hated him more because he was so stupidly hot. You could clearly see his chiseled stone abs when he wore those clingy, black compression shirts! And paired with gray fucking sweatpants?
He knew what he was doing… And it was to mess up your game!
I mean, seriously, what was the lecturer doing, seating you next to this second coming of Michelangelo?! It’s almost like she had something personal against you!
(the lecturer was in fact, very for the both of you getting together. You both were smart, maybe you’d find a way to increase [REDACTED]’s grades…)
You never noticed him all that much in the beginning of the year. He brooded in his own corner, never noticed by anyone in those dumb black baggy hoodies.
But the minute he sat next to you, all of a sudden he realized he was hot stuff???
Okay, sure there, bro. He needed to chill out.
All of a sudden, he went from a lonely loser, to some hot genius within like the span of a day.
You didn’t get it.
But to be fair, you didn’t remember telling your good friend Moth how you started having things for hot but smart guys and guys who could actually stand a battle of wits… But that was for [REDACTED] to remember, and you to forget.
He leaned over your shoulder, a lazy smirk gracing his features. “95, not bad, angel.”
Agh! That stupid nickname! It was supposed to be something intimate, something reserved for lovers and such, but he insisted on using it to berate your grades!
He slid his paper over with a big 96 on it. “But not good enough.”
Of course. He had to have known that he was doing an in depth character analysis on the teachers favorite character and played to all the teachers preferences in the character and was spouting self-servient bullshit!
…But his presentation was well done, you had to admit. Normal people wouldn’t notice because you pay an unhealthy amount to any flaws in his looks, but he must’ve studied hard, he had huge eyebags during his presentation…
How would you know it’s because he thought your frustrated face was so cute when you kept thinking of ideas for your presentation that he completely forgot he had to impress the teacher to impress you?
Honestly, [REDACTED] cared more that he was on your mind in any way, even if that was because he acted like a ‘suck-up’ because he was too busy watching you.
“Hope you haven’t forgotten the many times I’ve beaten you academically, [REDACTED]. Or are you losing your memory because you’ve been sitting with a godsend this whole time? Sorry, didn’t mean for my heavenly powers to warp with your memory.” You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms.
“Then, you’re sure living up to your title, angel.” He snorted and went back to looking towards the front before muttering something under his breath. “...But your presentation was good, dork.”
In shock at the compliment, you stood there with your mouth open.
He glanced back over at you, “What? Is it so hard to believe that you did well on our midterm presentation?” he huffed to himself in disbelief before a grin made its way to his face. “Sitting there with your mouth open? It’s like you want someone to kiss that dumb look off your face.”
He thought the comment would shake you out of your stupor, make you come back with a feisty comment.
But no, you sat there, thinking about all the implications of that statement. …What if he kissed you? But he has so many piercings… He has a tongue piercing, snakebites, honestly, your mouth would feel like a jewelry store with the amount of silver in it…
But he looked like a fuckboy, would he be good at kissing?
Wait, hold up, no, no, no. Dude, you gotta remember…
He was a loser up until now.
If that’s the way he’d been his whole life, he’s probably never even kis—
And if that realization wasn’t enough for you to drop your jaw, nothing ever would.
[REDACTED] could only stare at you in mild surprise as your mouth opened… even more. He slowly blinked at you, a mock-scandalized look on his face, “What, you really want someone to kiss you that bad? You volunteering to be kissed, angel?”
You immediately let go all thoughts of kissing that gorgeous jerk in favor of heat rising to your face, “Nope. I’m good.”
He pushed and prodded a little more, “What, you never kissed anyone before?” He actually wasn’t quite sure. The early years when he didn’t know how to hack anything and couldn’t follow you were blank spaces in your life to him.
You muttered a curse under your breath and turned away from him without denying his question.
Although you couldn’t see it, his whole face lit up with hope. Oh, he was going to be your first kiss! He couldn’t wait! He internallly coughed at his eagerness.
He had to court you first before the two of you could become anything.
He looked back at your lecturer who had been picking on students who had to read out full paragraphs of their analysis on a TV Show that followed the messy plot of a coming of age, romance drama.
And also, clearly, leaving the two of you alone. He hushedly whispered to you, “Wait, are you serious, angel?”
You grumbled into the palm of your hand before slowly turning to him, “unfortunately… yes. I haven’t kissed anyone yet. But turns out this university is full of jerks and dumbasses…”
You paused. Well, maybe not all jerks and dumbasses. “Guess there’s a couple guys in the music department that are cool.”
Murder flashed through [REDACTED]’s mind thinking of you asking them out before putting on a strained smile, “So where do I fit in, hm?”
“I dunno…” You hadn’t put too much thought towards [REDACTED]. Sure, he was hot. But he was kind of a prick.
But he did respect your gender identity…
And he never went too far, making sure he didn’t cross any lines or boundaries…
And he gave you that academic rival that you’d been search―
…Oh my god.
He was your academic rival.
You loved rivals to lovers… Was this a sign? You got a hot rival, who respects you, your boundaries, your intellect and he was hot?!
Okay, maybe you had dreamed about him on a couple of weird occasions, but dreams don’t mean anything!
Is what you would say if you were in denial.
Oh dear, did you like him?!
You gave him a quick once over, looking at all the piercings on his ears and face as your eyes trailed to his shirt which clung tightly to his skin, all defined abs and muscles on display.
Hold up! Were those body cutouts on his top around his hips that you saw?! Fuck, those were hot…
Your eyes trailed a little bit lower to his pants… and shit, he was packing… There was no way in hell he was allowed to be that big, in height and in… length.
Ugh, your thoughts made you shudder a little. No way you were thirsting over a guy you were just fighting.
…But it wouldn’t be the first time, that’s for sure…
Okay, so maybe you had not-so-subtly eyed your seatmate like he was a piece of meat.
But he enjoyed the attention! He loved you drinking him up like he was just a pretty thing. But he was your pretty thing… Some random girls keep trying to ask him out, but he doesn’t want them. He wants you. But most importantly, he wants you to want him too.
“What, cat got your tongue, sweetheart?” He teased, using something other than angel as a nickname.
“Wh-Whatever, [REDACTED]. Shut up.” You rolled your eyes and took your attention off of him before whispering something under your breath.
“Angel, you gotta speak up.”
You grimaced, “I guess you go into the alright department. Luckily for you, you’re the only one there. You seem to be the only one I know who’s cool enough to handle me around here.”
He blinked, looking at you in subtle reverence, “A whole department for me, angel? Thank you.” He laced it with an edge of sarcasm but internally, he couldn’t have been more happy.
He was the only one there that you tolerated! The only one you liked.
You. Chose. Him.
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Here’s a thought experiment that could probably never reasonably happen for you. Let’s say the rest of the pines family was put in a similar position to ford: They have something they are attempting to do but cannot figure out on their own no matter how hard they try (For ford it was figuring out the weirdness magnetism). For the others, we could say that Dipper’s is functionally the same, Stan’s is trying to make a fortune so his family will take him back, and Mabel…I don’t really know what mabel would want.
For whatever reason, bill thinks that he can use this to get the portal made. Perhaps he thinks that if he basically holds their hand the whole time he can get them to do this.
Now my question is: Without knowledge of who he is beforehand, how easily could he manipulate them like he manipulated Ford? And for Stan specifically, would what Ford said about “seeing him for the scam artist he is” hold up when what is probably his biggest regret and fuck up prior to pushing Ford out to interdimensional sea is being dangled over his head?
Pretty damn easily.
He did manipulate Dipper and he did manipulate Mabel and they do know who he is. How much more easily could he have manipulated them if they'd only known him as a "muse" or as an "advanced alien life form, presenting as a triangle because his true form is incomprehensible to human eyes, because he's impressed by your potential" or as a "magical dream fairy, traveling through sleeping minds to help young girls' dreams come true!"
If they talked to each other, Dipper would probably be able to figure out Mabel's being conned ("if he's gonna make your dreams come true why do you have to do all this stuff for HIM? Has he SAID what he'll do to help you and why he can't just do it NOW?") and Mabel would probably be able to figure out Dipper's being conned ("bro, he's DROWNING you in flattery. If he really means it, why's he acting like you have to PROVE your smartness by doing this big dumb thing for him?"), but I don't think either would figure it out alone until it was too late. There's a reason Bill only targets them when they're isolated from each other.
Stan got suckered by a spider girl flirting with him after he knew she was a spider girl. We see him thinking that a lot of truly terrible ideas are gonna make him a fortune—searching for gold with a metal detector, becoming a door-to-door salesman, whatever terrible ideas he got roped into that landed him in prison... I think Stan would have the best odds of figuring Bill out, but I don't think he's immune to getting conned.
Stan's able to punch out Bill while Bill is trying to offer him power and fame and fortune because he already knows who Bill is and hates him for messing with his family. But if Bill had come to Stan at age 25, presented himself as something just sleazy enough to be believable—maybe not "divine muse" but something like "greed demon who helps promising but unlucky young entrepreneurs turn their luck around" ("Sure I'm the real deal, pal, why do you think my face is on every buck in your wallet?!"), and made the same fame and fortune offers, I think Stan's only hesitation would be "What's the catch? What's in it for YOU?" If Bill comes up with anything even SLIGHTLY plausible—"I feed on greed, kid, the more money you make the more power I get, and you don't even have to give me a cut of the profits"—then Stan's sold.
Even easier if he somehow identifies Stan's REAL priorities. "Your brother only turned his back on you because dear old ma and pa made him feel like the family's financial future rests on his shoulders. He's out there trying to make 'em millionaires and miserable about it. He hates it as much as you do. Come home with a fortune and he'd drop everything to go sailing with you in an instant. It'd be a relief, even. Don't you wanna be your brother's hero?"
While Ford put absolute blind faith in Bill up until the portal incident, I think Stan would start getting uneasy and suspicious before anything's wrong; even if Bill isn't waving any red flags yet, if everything is TOO easy it might worry Stan. But isn't easy GOOD? Didn't he always want a get-rich-quick scheme? He'd be worried, but he'd keep going—sunk cost fallacy—and tell himself it'll work out in the end. It has to.
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That subset of stans is so odd, we got this great show with a fun group of actors who love each other, there’s plenty to enjoy even if you aren’t a fan of every character and every actor. But it seems like they’re constantly looking for opportunities to be miserable and antagonize Joe/Billy and his fans, just because he ended up having a larger role in the show than Aubrey/Rio. Which anyone who was paying any attention to the promo (or literally just read the show’s synopsis lol) would have known was the case from the beginning. I saw one of them complaining that the Assembled video didn’t talk about the Agathario kiss but did talk about the Wiccan costume like 😭 They talked about all the characters’ costumes and none of the kisses?? Because the video was mostly about celebrating the work of the costume and production designers, who deserve their flowers? I knew there would be negativity around Agatha All Along from the incels, I didn’t expect so much of it to come from inside the house smh
YKNOW WHAT THEY WERE MAD ABOUT? THEY WERE MAD CAUSE THE ASSEMBLED SHOWED ANOTHER BILLY/EDDIE KISS THAT WAS NOT IN THE SHOW, BUT AGATHARIO DID NOT HAVE ANY like thats what they were mad about like i beg you pls stop being pathetic like how tf is this any of joes fault? Also some were mad cause it “told them what they already know” like…isnt that the whole point😭
Its so weird how they turned against joe and got so angry because ONE episode was dedicated towards him and when NOTHING was promised regarding a certain ship so idk where they got the idea that this ship was supposed to be the CENTRAL PLOT of the show and pray tell why are they not seeing more of agatha and rio like huh????? we’ve always known its abt agatha and this mysterious teen we were supposed to find out abt. Its the way they act so entitled that i cannot stand it. Ppl do watch because of other characters and not a ship yknow 🤮😭
and very much agree like hate from incels i understand, its so repetitive i can ignore. But this hate from ppl who watch the show i cannot get. Also anon we’re apparently the dumb ones who do not have media literacy cause its supposed to be about agatha and rio duhhhh thats why ppl are always speculating abt who teen is and also why kathryn and joe did all the press together lol oh we’re also the evil ones cause we keep asking them to shut up when all we want is them to shut up abt joe lol ohoh also loving joe means we’re misogynistic and lesbophobic 😱
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what’s the timeline for rich girl? if they’re in the first few months after debut it’s easy to understand why they would make mean comments about richgirl!yn since the group was formed rather quickly and the members didn’t have much time to bond but if they already been together for 1/2 years then wtf???? richgirl!yn is super unserious but they live and work together 24/7 it’s impossible they haven’t learned her tells or seen her upset once, bffr even if she doesn’t cry she can’t pretend she’s fine for this long it’s humanly impossible
the girls are so funny thinking richgirl!yn is the most stanned member bc she’s the daughter of some rich dude, we’re living in a eat the rich era people have 0 empathy towards rich people, her being the daughter of a businessman would make people hate her and say she bought her spot in the group no one would be stanning her just bc she’s rich (just like when people found out that the heir to samsung was going to debut and people were already hating that girl)
also like the members thinking she’s were she is today bc of her dad money is so laughable, they are a group they’ve seen her during practice, live performances and heard her feats how can they look at her and don’t realize how extremely talented she is??? (again if they just debuted it’s understandable but if they’ve been together for a while wtffff???) and let’s be serious she an ex sm trainee girly pop was supposed to debut with aespa we all know she sings live and she eats it all the time
does the public know that she was supposed to debut with aespa? is it something they’ve publicly talked about before? you said she’s always at their dorm so people would wonder how they are so close, and we really need a richgirl!yn x aespa collab to see what ot5 would be like and they performing their song together at awards shows would be a dream
I would say it’s placed during this timeline rn and it is very much humanly possible for her to act like she’s okay since it’s been installed in her to act like that since birth, she raised on not showing vulnerability so ofc it would be easy for her to act like she’s okay, she’s been doing it for over a decade. the’ve seen her upset about an ignorant interviewer or some hate comments but it wasn’t to extent that it was taken seriously because it’s yn she’s always fine in their eyes, they’ve never seen her get rlly worked up before because she’s just that good at repressing her emotions.
they think she’s the most stanned because her father is not only just a rich businessman but a businessman that’s loved in korea, he’s a very known person and does “good.” for the people (which he rlly doesn’t but lets not get into that.) which obviously isn’t the reason why yn is the most stanned she’s just rlly loved for her talents and visuals. there is an undertone of envy when it comes to yn and her members and you’ll see it more very soon in the next couple of small things I’ll put out in between the chapters but because of that they immediately resort to her money being the reason for all of her achievements outside the group. they love her but also have some sort of secret animosity over her that never rlly let them build their relationship with yn like they have with each other. (that’s excluding kazuha ofc) like yeah they’ll talk to her but that doesn’t stop their thoughts getting to their head (again excluding kazuha.)
one thing about them it doesn’t matter how talented yn is they can’t help but think she got where she is with her dad’s money and the fact that she was under sm but as soon as her dad started doing business with hybe she got immediately transferred to hybe rlly fuels it for them, they think her dad has to be helping her sometimes and it’s funny because they don’t even think that in a hating way it’s just what makes the most sense to them because for some reason ofc the most privileged in the group is the one who has the most brand deals and popularity but in reality yns dad doesn’t give two shits about her popularity in the industry, he only made her transfer to hybe because he didn’t want to her to work with competition.
and you’re so right she does eat 24/7 but to people if you’re rich that automatically means you can’t be talented.
the public knows that she’s an ex sm trainee because of sm rookies and that she was apart of the lineup for aespa but they don’t know the reason why she left the lineup but they do know how close she is with the girls especially ningning
I will definitely do some yn + aespa stuff if that’s what you guys are into because they’re rlly important to yn she sometimes wishes she fought her dad harder to stay in the lineup
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RE: JE hating Z cause of hate from her fans.
lowkeyyyy 👀 this is where I think of z and taylor swift as similar cause they both have rabid ass fans who will attack at first watch. I remember that interview from a long time ago where tom copied z’s instagram caption as a joke and then he was talking about how her fans were in his comments going off on him. and yeah they laughed it off, but it’s been a known thing that zendaya fans (especially on twitter) are not well and are the barbz of film twitter. It’s weird that before this year, z openly admitted to being a heavy lurker on her fan accounts yet never thought to be like “hey guys, stop attacking these people” 🤷♀️ that’s the same thing people constantly harp on taylor for because her fans do way too much online when attacking other celebs
Lol first I think I should clarify what I mean by "hate". I don't think he actually HATES Z. Hate is a very strong word. I just think JE would probably think twice now before dating a woman on Z's level of fame and influence in the future. He might prefer things with Olivia since she's relatively low-key and won't have a ton of fans jumping down his throat if they were to ever break up. Ykwim?
I remember that interview from a long time ago where tom copied z’s instagram caption as a joke and then he was talking about how her fans were in his comments going off on him
Chiiiiile Tom learned that day! LOL 🤣 He even talks about it in this radio interview:
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This might be a "Confession Monday" comment lol, but I've always thought that Tom's post wasn't actually a JAB at Zendaya, but more so a joking self-deprecating comment about himself? Is it just me?? 🤔
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I thought he was using her same caption, and putting HIS picture up there and saying "stealing hearts since NEVER" as a joke on himself. I thought he only tagged Zendaya so that she would see the post and so that people would know that it was a nod to HER post. I never got the impression he was trying to put Zendaya down at all. I thought it was just a joke on himself and using her same caption as a cute thing to do.
Is it just me? 😅
Anyway, either way, Z's rabid Stans came and destroyed Tom in his comments section on her behalf. 😭
And see, this is why I need fans to stay in their LANE, and stop acting like they know these celebrities better than the celebrities know each other. Z obviously knows Tom way better than we do, and he knows her way better than we do (even back in 2017 - at the time of this interview).
Fans act all entitled and cocky and get mad on an actor's behalf when they don't even have the same relationship with that person as that actor has at ALL. 🙄
Like, stop! It's cringe! Stay in your LANE PLEASE. 😩 Fans act like the weirdos who try to come into a friendship group acting like they know everything and others in the group are like, please...just stop. You haven't known us as long as we've all known each other. Just stop.
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Tommy was definitely racist to Hen and Chim. It seems like in season 2 they all moved past it though. Fans don't have to forgive Tommy. He's not owed forgiveness but so far it doesn't seem like Hen and Chim are bothered anymore by his past racism and horrible behavior. In season 2 we saw a change in Tommy and the dynamic at the 118. In season 2 we saw Hen, Chim, and Tommy being friendly together. That doesn't mean he wasn't racist but it seems to imply that they all moved on or at least were able to be okay with each other. This show is known for bad behavior happening onscreen and then we don't see apologies, people just seem to move on so I don't know if we'll ever see Tommy apologize to Hen and Chim for being racist to them.
We haven't seen Tommy being racist or sexist towards Hen and Chim or anyone since season 2. I guess we'll see what happens in season 8. Personally, as long as Hen and Chim are okay with Tommy then I can be okay with Tommy but if they bring up his old behavior and feel like they need him to address it then I am right there with them. When it comes to shows sometimes I feel like if the victims are okay and have moved on then so can I and that's how I view Tommy. If we see Tommy being racist, sexist, or horrible again in anyway then I'll have problems with him again but so far we haven't seen that. He's come back and been nothing but helpful to everyone at the 118. Nothing excuses his past behavior though, not even him being better now.
I think you should definitely block shippers and stans if they impact your enjoyment of a show or character. Please don't let stans ruin things for you.
Hi Anon!!! Thank you for sending this! And honestly I have no problem with people liking Tommy, far from it, I hope I didn't imply that in my previous posts.
My problems are:
1) people who say that Tommy wasn't racist because Hen and Chimney were civil with him when they were working together. As if it's some kind of evidence...a lot of people have been civil and polite to racist coworkers, for various reasons (for exemple: they weren't in a position where they would afford to jeopaedize their job).
2) people who act like the fandom should forgive Tommy because Hen and Chimney forgave him. Racism is a complexe issue that can't be summarized in a Tumblr post. But it's not as simple as Hen and Chimney were the "victims", in the case of racism, the victim isn't only the person it's direct towards, but a whole group of people.
Let me give a stupid example, but just to explain what I mean. Let's say A says the n-word to B. Later, A apologizes and B forgives A because he was drunk or didn't realize what he was saying or for whatever reason, it doesn't mean that other Black people should forgive A. That slur wasn't only directed at B, even though B was the victim in that scenario, that slur targets every Black person who witnessed or heard about that conversation.
(I apologize I'm bad at giving example I hope you understand what I mean😭)
If Hen and Chimney, have fogiven Tommy it doesn't mean that other fans should "get over it", unless they want to.
If Hen and Chimney forgiving Tommy is enough for you then that's ok, more than ok, but it might not be the case for everyone, especially non-White fans.
Side note, I also don't like when people assume the only reason other people dislike Tommy as a character is because they ship Buddie. Some of them do, but not all of them.
Thank you for the ask, I really appreciate your input.
And you're right, I'll start blocking some people, at first, I thought I shouldn't be blocking some people because we're part of the same fandom but that's obviously the wrong strategy.
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stan x reader older ver.
cw; none sad a bit 😣
note; dude this took LONGER THAN I ANTICIPATED sossosorry I literally had no ideas 🤕
I guess you start to take note of the small things you love about a person, like their favorite food, song, their flaws, how they act.. you get what I'm saying.
One. Stan loved his guitar he loved writing music with me along his side, we'd sit together on his bed humming a tune till it sounded decent and I'd jot down lyrics that spoke to us.
Giggling to one another when his or even my voice cracked or messed up when trying to come up with a sound.
"Dude you sounded like a little girl on that last note"
"Did NOTT, anyway I need water I think I broke my vocal cords."
The greasy haired teen rubbed his throat with a concerned expression while I covered my obvious laugh at him.
Two. Stan also loved his band with Kenny, Butters, and Craig. They all made such a good team sounding perfect when they played together and I would watch outside of Stan's garage, being their #1 fan.
Watching the band play a song that I mostly wrote was such a bizarre thing to comprehend, and the way Stan would really put him self out there, singing like there was no tomorrow really.. made me feel something.
Whenever the band finished I would cheer and clap for them with a big grin on my face,
"Yall did so great, as alwayss. Can't wait to see you guys on stage!" I beamed, leaning away from Randy's car. Stan adjusted his mic with a shy smile plastered on his face
"You should really consider being my other lead singer, you'd do great Y/n." Stan moved over his guitar onto his back, walking over to me. I froze, not really knowing what to say.
I mean me sing? And with him?? NEXT to him?? and did he say MY?
"Oh I don't know, you know I just like writing the songs with you." I messed with some of my hair, twirling it around nervously. Stan took my hand slowly and interlocked them with mine, his light blue eyes gaze set on mine.
"I just wanna have you by my side, I kinda like how you make me feel so confident in a way." He admitted, looking away for a second out of his nerves.
I could feel my heart pounding out of my chest, it was that same feeling I always get when I see him sing or literally just being around him. I couldn't help but smile like a idiot.
"I- okay yeah I'll.. do it!"
"Really?"
"Totally, if that means I can be by you–" my eyes traveled to his as I went to hold his other hand with mine.
"Then I'd like that Stan." It felt like something just clicked in that moment, like we practically just admitted our feelings to one another in a weird way. The way he smiled after what I said could've meant something?
Well like I said, you take notes of the people you love after awhile and it was clear that
He didn't.
Three. Stan loves Wendy, he loves her dark luscious long hair with that pink hat she wears. He loves how strong she is physically and mentally. He adores her to the point he wrote a song about her and made the band play it.
But most disgustingly, made me sing it with him.
He didnt even need to write down her name on the paper, I knew the song wasn't about me, it was about her.
It's always been about her.
Wendy.
I should've known he was still hung over her, shit, he still gets drunk of his mind and goes to me.
I don't know why I didn't see this coming.
I really don't, I guess I was just so blinded by love I didn't care.
I didn't care about the red flags when he'd come crying to my arms randomly for emotional support.
I didn't care about the red flags when he'd sometimes shut me out for no reason then come kiss me like nothing ever happened.
I didn't care when.. we had our precious moment right in his bed and he'd mumble the words "You're just like Wendy, I love you so much." And carefully move aside some of my hair to kiss my cheek as our sweaty bodies collided with each other 'passionately.'
"I love you too Stan."
Four and last. Stan doesn't love me, he loves Wendy Testaburger, a girl that's known him longer than me, a girl I never had a chance against, and a girl that's not even here anymore.
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The Dance- Chapter 18
Homelander x Supe OC
Notes: 18+ No warnings apply for this chapter. Each chapter will have individual content warnings as they apply to avoid spoilers. Find this work on AO3. Tumblr master post here.
Previous chapter.
“I suspect you’ve got something to say to me.”
It was the first time Morgan had shared a space with Stan Edgar since the incident in Harlem. Almost six months. Six long, eventful months. The words left his mouth smoothly, but the razor-sharp attention behind his eyes gave him away. He’d already mapped out three ways this conversation could end.
Morgan crossed her arms and leaned slightly against the chair's back, wearing detachment like a suit of armor. Edgar wouldn’t buy the act, but that didn’t mean she wouldn’t try.
“I suppose I do,” she said, keeping her voice measured.
A faint smile touched his lips. “Boston was illuminating, wasn’t it?”
Her mind skimmed the surface of his thoughts—just enough to confirm what she already suspected. He knew. Every filthy, little detail. About her being a natural-born supe. About the baby. All of it. The knowledge hovered between them, unspoken but heavy, like a loaded gun on the table.
She tilted her head. “Your Hail Mary attempt at the congressional hearing you sabotaged?”
Edgar’s smile didn’t waver. “That was certainly part of it.”
“And the other part?” she pressed, though she already knew.
“I needed you out of the way.” His voice was calm, as if he were stating the weather. “You wouldn’t have approved of what came next.”
“Punishing Starlight,” she filled in, a frown pulling at the corners of her mouth. “You knew I’d stand in your way.”
He gave a small, almost imperceptible nod. “You certainly have a reputation for going against the grain here at the tower.”
Her fingers tapped a slow rhythm against the chair’s frame. “You lost her anyway.”
The briefest flicker crossed Edgar’s expression—irritation, disappointment, maybe both. “She got lucky. Black Noir didn’t.” His tone was mild, but the words hit like a threat. “But Starlight won’t stay lucky forever.”
Morgan didn’t flinch, though his casual dismissal of Black Noir’s precarious state gnawed at her. She kept her voice level. “So what now?”
He leaned back slightly in his chair, steepling his fingers. “Now? Now we talk about the future.”
“Stormfront,” she cut straight to the heart of it.
A flicker of approval crossed Edgar’s face. “Stormfront was always meant to be temporary. Controversy was the point. Now she’ll serve as a useful scapegoat.”
“For the hearing massacre,” Morgan finished, her jaw tightening. “You’ve known what she was all this time, and you had plans for her.”
His smile was smooth. “I’m sure you’ll agree she deserves what’s coming to her. Congress needs a villain. I’ve given them one.”
She resisted the urge to scoff. “And what do you plan to do about Neuman?”
There was a beat of silence, long enough to confirm what Morgan had already pieced together: the connection between Edgar and Neuman ran far deeper than anyone suspected. Not just a professional alliance—this was a father-daughter bond, cultivated over years.
He chuckled softly. “If you know about Neuman, you should know better than to interfere.”
Unflinching, she held his gaze. “I’m not here to interfere.” The words tasted bitter, but she forced them out anyway.
Edgar tilted his head, studying her like a specimen under a microscope. “You’ve always been clever. That’s why I brought you in. I’d hate to see you waste that cleverness on something… unwise.”
Her heart pounded, but her face remained impassive. “Like what? Taking a stand?”
His smile was cold and knowing. “Like taking on a fight you’re not ready to win.”
For a long moment, silence stretched between them, laden with all the unspoken truths neither dared voice aloud.
Finally, Edgar stood, straightening his suit jacket with meticulous precision. “And congratulations, by the way.”
Morgan’s expression didn’t shift at his words. She let them hang between them for a beat, then responded with a dismissive shake of her head. “I never really took you for the sentimental type, Stan. You can save it for the folks that buy it.”
The only indication he’d registered her rejection was the slightest narrowing of his eyes.
Morgan took a slow breath, steadying herself before speaking again. “There is one thing I need, though.”
Edgar raised a brow, but said nothing. He didn’t need to—she could feel the calculations running beneath his calm exterior, already weighing the cost of whatever she was about to ask.
“It’s a small request,” she added smoothly. “And I think we both know it’s in your best interest to grant it.”
Quietly, she relayed the request and Edgar’s lips twitched into something resembling a smile, though it didn’t touch his eyes. “I look forward to seeing how clever you can be with it.”
She gave him a tight, mirthless smile in return. “You won’t have to wait long.”
Without waiting for his response, she turned on her heel and left the room, each stride long and purposeful. Stormfront had been far too comfortable for far too long. A reckoning was overdue, and Morgan intended to deliver it.
Getting in touch with A-Train was easier than expected. Whatever questions he had about how she knew he had dirt on Stormfront stayed locked behind his guarded expression. He was too anxious to see Stormfront knocked off her pedestal to press for answers, and Morgan was more than happy to oblige.
The preparation took time, but before the afternoon stretched too far, everything was in place. Security had been briefed to stay close and keep civilians back, just in case things spiraled the way she anticipated. News stations had been contacted, and now, fully armored, Psyren stood outside Vought Tower, ready.
As the five o’clock news was set to air, she tapped the ‘Go Live’ button on her phone. The little red dot blinked to life, and the notification pinged. In seconds, the audience swelled, comments flooding in as viewers joined the feed.
She let the camera settle on her face, her green eyes blazing with a fire that couldn’t be faked.
“Good evening, everyone,” she began, her voice clear and cutting. “As I’m sure you’re all aware, I’m Psyren. And there’s something you need to know about the newest member of The Seven.”
She let the silence stretch for just a beat, enough to pull them in, the tension tangible through the screen.
“Stormfront isn’t what she seems. And I’m going to show you exactly who—and what—she really is.”
With deliberate calm, she lifted a slim flash drive into view.
“You see, I’ve got the receipts. If you’re watching the news right now, you’ll find them being broadcast in real-time.”
The chat feed on her phone exploded, comments pouring in too quickly to follow. Shock. Outrage. Morbid fascination. The energy of it all buzzed through her, exactly what she’d hoped for.
Morgan leaned closer to the phone, her voice dropping just enough to make her challenge apparent. “So, Stormfront—if you’re watching—this is your cue.”
The feed was still live, comments flashing across the screen in a chaotic stream as the minutes ticked by. Morgan held her position in front of the tower, her posture relaxed, but every muscle primed.
She knew it wouldn’t take long. Stormfront was always watching, always looking for a way to control the narrative. And sure enough, a commotion stirred near the edge of the crowd as people gasped and pointed skyward. Morgan glanced up, her lips curling slightly.
Right on time.
Stormfront descended from the sky, landing with a low hum of electricity. Her arrival was accompanied by the sound of phones snapping photos and recording videos, the media feeding frenzy already beginning. A careful mask of defiance, Stormfront gave her a cold smile, her dark eyes scanning Morgan with intense calculation.
“You really think you’ve got something, don’t you?” she said, her voice loud enough for the crowd to hear.
Morgan met her gaze, unfazed. “Oh, I know I do.”
Her jaw tightened, though she forced a smile. “The lies people will believe these days.” Stormfront turned, addressing the onlookers. “All fabricated nonsense. These accusations? They’re meant to discredit everything I’ve worked for.”
Raising her phone slightly, making sure the livestream captured every moment, Morgan let out an amused snort. “Right. I’m sure the photos of you with Frederick Vought were just ‘deepfakes.’ And the swastika armband? Vintage fashion?”
Stormfront took a step closer, her fists crackling with energy. “You think you’re clever, don’t you? Stirring the pot for a few likes on social media.”
Her voice remained calm, cutting through the noise. “I’m just taking a page out of your book. Most importantly, though, I’m here to make sure everyone knows exactly who you are.”
Upper lip curling, the faintest flicker of a sneer broke through Stormfront’s carefully constructed mask. “You’ve really got no idea what you’re messing with, do you?” Her voice crackled with the same energy gathering around her fingertips, sparking and buzzing like a storm on the verge of breaking.
Morgan didn’t move, her expression steady, her phone still trained on the confrontation. “No, I know exactly what I’m doing.”
Stormfront took another step closer, the air between them buzzing with tension, thick with unspoken threats. “You think you can make a fool out of me?”
She gave a small, unbothered shrug. “You’re doing that all by yourself.”
The crowd murmured at the jab, some onlookers exchanging glances, others frantically capturing every second. Stormfront’s eyes darkened, her patience unraveling at the edges. Morgan could feel it—the crack she’d been waiting for. All it needed was one last push.
She leaned in just slightly, her voice low and deliberate. “The saddest part? You wasted all that time trying to help create the perfect race, even giving yourself over to be a lab rat. And here I am, everything you could never hope to be, the next step in human evolution—homegrown and untouched by Vought’s formula.”
Stormfront’s expression twisted, her sneer turning to something far more dangerous: pure, unfiltered rage. “You arrogant little cunt.”
The electricity around her surged, crackling in the air like a live wire. Morgan knew she had her now, and the energy of the crowd shifted with it—phones snapping up to capture what everyone knew was coming next.
Tilting her head, Morgan’s eyes gleamed with cold fire. “What’s the matter? Can’t stand that nature went and made improvements on dear old Frederick’s ambitions?”
Snarling, the last thread of Stormfront’s control snapped as she raised her hand, electricity arcing between her fingers. “You’re going to regret this.”
Morgan smiled, sharp and dangerous. “Try me, Nazi bitch.”
Stormfront struck first, launching a jagged bolt of electricity toward Morgan. The air hummed with power as it crackled through the space between them. Morgan reacted instantly, hurling a chunk of pavement into the bolt’s path with a flick of her hand.
The stone exploded into debris, scattering across the street, but Morgan stood unbothered. She’d expected nothing less. Stormfront narrowed her eyes, irritation flashing across her face. Morgan’s calm, almost bored expression only made her angrier.
“Is that all you’ve got?” Morgan asked, her voice sharp but light, taunting.
The crowd buzzed, cameras and phones capturing every second of the exchange. Stormfront’s sneer deepened, and the electricity around her crackled louder, her control starting to slip. “You have no idea what you’re up against,” she hissed, voice brimming with fury.
Morgan gave a soft, unaffected laugh, her movements graceful as she used her telekinesis to launch herself to a new position across the battlefield. “I think I’ve got a pretty good idea.”
Stormfront let out a frustrated growl and surged forward, electricity crackling along her arms as she aimed a devastating punch. Morgan dodged, her telekinetic powers boosting her movements again, making her faster.
The punch missed by inches, the force of it cratering the ground where Morgan had been standing.
Taking to the sky, Stormfront’s hair whipped wildly in the electric field surrounding her. Bolts of lightning rained down, lighting up the battlefield with deadly precision. Morgan darted through the chaos, throwing herself into a controlled slide behind a fallen street light, which shattered as another bolt struck it.
Sweat beaded on her brow as she kept moving, dodging by mere inches. The ground trembled under the force of the assault, but Morgan remained focused. She waited for her opening—and there it was. Just as Stormfront swooped down in another reckless charge, Morgan grabbed hold of a nearby car with her telekinesis and hurled it into her path.
Stormfront barely had time to react, blasting the vehicle with a bolt of electricity that sent it careening off course. It clipped her midair, throwing her off balance. Morgan pressed the advantage, propelling herself toward Stormfront, but the other woman twisted midair, recovering with a snarl.
“You think you can stop me with your paltry, little mind tricks?”
All around them, the crowd had grown, ignoring the security guards trying to push them back. Phones stayed locked on the two women, and Morgan could hear the rising murmur of onlookers. Stormfront’s eyes flicked toward the crowd, irritation flashing across her face.
“Idiots,” she muttered. Without warning, she turned and hurled a crackling bolt of energy toward the gathered civilians.
Screams erupted as people scattered in every direction. Morgan’s heart lurched, and she threw herself into action, flinging debris into the path of the bolt just in time to divert it. The energy exploded harmlessly against the ground, sending a shockwave through the air.
The crowd surged, panic spreading like wildfire as they tried to escape. Security guards shouted orders, struggling to control the chaos, but Stormfront’s attack had already done its damage—people were screaming, shoving, desperate to live to see another day.
Stormfront floated above it all, surveying the scene with cold detachment. Her lips curled into a satisfied sneer as she watched the crowd scatter. “Look at them. So weak, so pathetic.”
Morgan clenched her fists, every instinct screaming at her to wipe that smug look off Stormfront’s face, but she held back.
Almost. Not quite, but I’m almost there.
Stormfront turned her gaze back to Morgan, her hands still crackling with energy. “You can’t protect them all, Psyren.” She spat her name like an insult, charging her next bolt as she prepared to strike again. “They’re all going to—“
The air shifted.
Before Stormfront could finish her sentence, a thunderous boom cracked through the sky, splitting the air like a whip.
Morgan felt the blast of wind before she saw him—Homelander rocketing down from the heavens, landing with a force that shook the ground beneath their feet. Dust and debris swirled in the wake of his arrival, and the crowd gasped as one, phones snapping back toward the dramatic scene.
Stormfront hesitated, her eyes widening. “Homelander…” Her voice softened, almost reverent. “She’s lying to you—they all are. You and I, we’re on the same side. We are gods among men and—”
He wasn’t interested in listening to anything she had to say. His gaze locked on Morgan, sweeping over her quickly to ensure she was unharmed. “You and I are anything but equals. Your first mistake was assuming we were. Your last mistake was going after her.”
Her expression faltered, disbelief flickering across her face. Before she could even so much as formulate a response, he slammed into Stormfront with bone-crunching force. Morgan winced at the impact, the sound of Stormfront’s body hitting the pavement rang out sharply in the air.
Homelander loomed over Stormfront, his fists blurring as he hammered down punch after punch.
Wait!
Morgan’s voice pierced his mind, quiet yet urgent.
Homelander froze mid-swing, his fist hovering inches above Stormfront’s battered face. Slowly, he turned toward Morgan, confusion flickering across his features. “You want her alive?” he asked aloud, his voice rough with disbelief.
I need her alive.
Morgan’s voice in his mind was calm but unwavering.
Just step back. Trust me.
For a moment, Homelander’s fists stayed clenched, his jaw clenching as if he were on the verge of ignoring her. But with a reluctant exhale, he dropped his hands, his expression still tense, and took a step back. Stormfront groaned, her whole body quaking as she pushed herself onto her knees. Faint sparks of electricity flickered around her fingertips, like dying embers of a once-mighty flame.
Morgan moved toward her slowly, her face resolute but serene. As she crouched in front of the fallen supe, she placed a hand gently on her shoulder, the gesture almost tender.
“You wanted to be the future,” Morgan whispered, her voice low enough for only Stormfront to hear. “But there’s no place for you in it.”
Stormfront’s eyes widened, a flash of fear—maybe recognition—flickering across her face. But before she could respond, Morgan slipped effortlessly into her mind, her presence spreading through Stormfront’s thoughts like a silent tide. Memories unraveled, hatred and malice peeling away into nothingness. Every twisted belief, every monstrous act easily dissolved, leaving only an empty shell behind.
Stormfront slumped forward, her breath ragged but steady, her expression blank. Morgan caught her before she collapsed completely, cradling her limp form with unexpected care, as though holding a child.
For a moment, she just held Stormfront there, her mind buzzing with the weight of what she’d done. The promise she had made so many years ago—to never wipe another mind—echoed in the back of her thoughts.
Taking a steadying breath, Morgan confirmed Stormfront was still breathing. She rose to her feet and turned to meet Homelander’s gaze, her expression solemn. It took a moment for the gravity of what had just happened to settle over him. When it did, he gave her a slow, somber nod, his usual bravado absent in the wake of her decision.
Morgan knelt, cradling Stormfront’s limp body for a moment longer than she intended. The maelstrom inside her mind quieted, but the hollow ache that lingered took her by surprise. She let Stormfront slump gently to the ground, her empty gaze staring vacantly at nothing.
She deserved it.
She reminded herself firmly. If anybody in this whole world deserved a fate like this, it was her. Death was too quick of a release for someone as evil and warped as Stormfront.
Exhaling deeply, her breath trembling as she rose to her feet, Morgan brushed the dust from her hands. Around them, the few remaining onlookers stood frozen, phones still raised, struggling to comprehend what they had just witnessed.
The scene felt like the eye of a hurricane. It was still and fragile. The tension had yet to fully dissipate.
Then, without warning, Homelander was there. He moved faster than her mind could track, closing the space between them in an instant. His hands gripped her shoulders, firm but not rough, his blue eyes scanning her from head to toe with laser precision.
“Are you hurt?” His voice was low, but edged with urgency.
Morgan shook her head. “I’m fine.”
Homelander’s jaw tensed as his gaze lingered on her, searching for any sign she might be hiding an injury. “You could’ve been killed,” he murmured.
“I knew what I was doing,” she whispered, her hand resting lightly on his chest to steady him.
His expression twisted, frustration bleeding into concern. “The baby—” His words caught, and for a brief second, he looked more human than she had ever seen him. “You shouldn’t have taken that risk.”
Morgan offered a small, tired smile, lacing her fingers with his. “We’re fine. See? Barely a scratch.”
He cupped her face now with his free hand, his touch reverent. “Don’t ever do that again.” The command was quiet, but the intensity behind it was immense.
“I knew you weren’t far,” she said gently, giving him the only reassurance she could.
Something flickered in his expression—gratitude, perhaps, or something deeper. Without another word, he leaned in and kissed her, the gesture fierce and possessive. It wasn’t just affection—it was relief, desperation, and a claim, all wrapped into one.
Morgan froze for the briefest moment, the kiss catching her off guard, but then she returned it, just enough to let him know she was still with him, still his.
A murmur rippled through the few onlookers who remained, some snapping pictures, others too stunned to react. But Homelander didn’t care. His world, in that moment, was narrowed down to Morgan and the fact that she was still standing.
When he finally pulled away, he pressed his forehead against hers, his breath warm and steady.
“Morgan, I think…” he paused, mulling over the spark of an idea that flared to life in his mind. “I think it’s finally time I told you something… Something big.”
Song: All the Good Girls Go to Hell by Billie Eilish “Cause even God herself, Has enemies.” Author’s notes: So this chapter didn’t go ANYWHERE close to what I had originally intended, but when I started pulling some loose ends together, this is where it ended up. There were some important story points that needed to be addressed before anything else could progress, in my mind. Either way, I’m really satisfied with where things went. I really hope you enjoyed this chapter, and I’m really excited to keep this train moving. I went a little crazy with the last few updates, and this update got to you a little slower than usual since I’m on vacation. Next chapter might be the same story. We’ll see though. I’m so determined to get this story to its conclusion. (Which is still a ways off, so don’t worry.)
Next chapter.
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I am a bit lost for words. I didn't know you'd be upset or that you've been asked the questions I asked countless times already. All the interviews I mentioned are interviews that have been known by most people in the aot fandom...
Kamiya san never said Levi and Erwin were not even friends...
Anyway, thanks for answering... I think because you've answered these questions before you kind of brushed of all my questions to tell me it wasn't canon. Please, I wasn't trying to push you to think they are canon. I simply wanted to be able to take off my own shipper goggles but your answers have still left me confuse because the wasn't any concrete answers that didn't seem like an annoyed rant.
There is so much hostility toward the Eruri fandom by Levi stans even tho there are people who literally ship Levi with Eren. It's baffling.
There's plenty there that's concrete. You brushing my answers off as "not concrete" pretty much proves my point. Nothing you noted to me or claimed has any, evidentiary backing. It's all pure speculation and assumption and applied meaning with nothing to actually back it up, which is what I told you, which is why I don't take any of it seriously. You read meaning into scenes which is colored by your bias of wanting to see it as romantic, and when I tell you so, you tell me I've offered you nothing concrete. I gave you explanations which make infinitely more sense, when taken in the context of the actual events unfolding in the story, than to simply say it's "meant to be seen as romantic". An example, you trying to imply that Levi holding the serum to his chest is somehow indicative of his feelings for Erwin, when all it is, as I explained, is Levi hesitating because he's just discovered Erwin is alive. You want it to mean that Levi's heart is hurting, or whatever, but it literally doesn't mean anything other than what I've laid out. How is that "not concrete"? I am annoyed, because I get asks like this constantly and I've repeatedly stated that I don't want to talk about this anymore, but no one ever listens. You must know my stated stance on Eruri, so you must know what my answers will be, and yet you continue to needle me about it, like you can't just simply accept my answers.
I didn't brush your questions off. I literally went through every one and gave you my legitimate thoughts on each. You presented nothing to me which proves, or even suggest that Levi is in love with Erwin, because there simply isn't anything to support the notion. What's so confusing about that? What's so hard to accept about that?
I'm not hostile toward Eruri shippers, I'm just sick of these inane, persistent and obsessive questions I get, over and over, most of which in fact are aimed at me with the intent to argue. I said I'm sorry for being harsh, but you have to understand this from my perspective.
It's beyond tiring at this point. I gave you thorough answers to your questions, you then accuse me of brushing you off and not giving you anything concrete, because they weren't the answers you wanted, and then you act confused as to why I'm being so blunt. This kind of act gets to me, this constant hiding behind a facade of innocent intent or ignorance, as if you don't know what my opinion already is. You do, I'm sure, but you keep pushing. I've talked about this particular topic more times than I can count. You provide no evidence for the things you claim Isayama has said, saying it's because you don't know how to link to the source. There's endless supplies of false rumors and mistranslations floating around out there, and none of it matters, as I've repeatedly stated, because, again, the only thing that matters is what's in the manga/anime. That' IT. Even if Isayama said whatever it is you claim he said, it doesn't matter, because those are just off-handed, spur of the moment, vague answers given without much thought in live settings, or they're interview answers given in the midst of his writing the story, which necessarily means he can't give complete, fleshed out answers to anything, either because he didn't have a fully formed picture in his head at the time of where things were going, or he couldn't reveal what he knew because it would spoil the story.
If you want to believe Levi was in love with Erwin, go right ahead. But don't pretend like there's actual, concrete evidence or proof of it in the story, because there isn't.
I've written three replies to you now, and you haven't shown an ability to accept my answers on either one. You want to believe Levi and Erwin are romantically involved, and nothing to the contrary is going to matter to you, including the lack of proof in canon. I think this conversation is done now.
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I was curious on what the top responses were so I collected data from reblogs from Thursday 4:46pm CST to Friday 8pm CST. There were a lot of responses and still more coming in; I may continue the data collection later on but not tonight.
I counted all Sebastian mentions in a reblog, including Sebastians claimed as second or third thoughts.
If you have not yet reblogged with your Sebastian, consider this to be your final warning before seeing some popular options.
Top 5:
Sebastian from The Little Mermaid!
With 100 tags, Sebastian from the Little Mermaid is Tumblr's most 'favorite' Sebby. Reactions were mixed, ranging from highly favorable to calling him names. One thing is for sure though, and that's that Tumblr has to work on their crustacean identifications. Users were were unsure whether the red guy was a lobster or a crab or something equally aquadelightful.
I searched this up and the interwebs are also confused although most people, along with Sebastian himself, say he is a crab.
2. Sebastian Michaelis from Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji!
Although he came in second with 92 tags, Sebastian Michaelis had the most people say him as their first pick. 81 Tumblrians (compared to crustacean Sebastian's 74) claimed to "hate this freak" (sakurraaa-s) and the community as a whole seemed to either find him unmeasurably attractive or thought he was unmeasurably awful. Overall a great run.
3. Sebastian from Stardew Valley!
With 75 tags, emo pixel marriage candidate is in third place. Many people, however, said he was the only Sebastian they could think of or that they had to struggle to come up with his name (well, not his name, given that that's the whole point, but his likeness). Ignoring the disinterested fanbase, Sebastian still has many partners in the Tumblr community.
4. Sebastian from Your Personal Lives!
My Sebastian was my dog's brother. Originally growing up together, the two dogs get along to this day and still see each other for sleepovers and playdates regularly. Sebastian is known for butting his way into my bedroom (something his brother refuses to do) and sleeping on my bed overnight.
Other rebloggers also have people in their lives named Sebastian, sometimes even themselves. 55 of 67 users put a friend, animal, peer, or themselves down as their first Sebastian thought, while 12 people favored someone else first and then their personal connection.
Happy birthday to yippeecore's nephew who turned 12 recently and is (allegedly) named Sebastian!
5. Sebastian Stan from being an IRL Marvel Actor!
This nerd blorbo has lots of stans who appreciate his cool and epic acting skillz. 54 of them to be exact. Having gone popular on Tumblr multiple times, it's only natural that many users thought of him as their first pick for Sebastian.
Thank you goldensunset for making this poll; people also commented that the tag buffer was banger (that means good btw).
Tags in the Other category included vague responses I was unable to identify as a category, super specific references to niche events, and items that did not fit into a character or item otherwise listed.
curious about something so i want to conduct a free-response survey. who (or what) first comes to your mind when you hear the name sebastian
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#polls#graphs#my post#sebastian#top five#analysis#?#btw I said my dog's brother and the twelfth night character#(which got 10 total votes 5 first impressions and 5 later impressions)#shoutout to everyone who introduced me to new characters#from the top five I didn't know 2 or 5 (or 6) (or many others)#shoutout to google for answering my desperate pleas for pop culture help
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ATEEZ October
Why did your bias become your bias?
Well as an OT8 stan I do have to say I can never choose a bias like 5 years later because I just keep going 'oh what about that one' 'no but he's too funny' etc

because he looks like he could kill you but he's really so fucking kind
the absolute beauty this man beholds is crazy
i'm in love everytime he picks up that sword or the gun for their wonderland performance like c'mon demon
i like that he's just kind of gone crazy these past few years allowing us to see more of his personality and that unhingedness
he's so emotional and i love that and he speaks so softly most of the time

i actually really fucking love his humour and just the subtle 'i'm gonna kill you' whenever someone even remotely crosses that line like yes that's a parent
he's so talented and his ambition is crazy like how he became a trainee and his musical origins are insane
love that pitch of voice when he raps - very melodic
i love his hobbies and how openly interested he is in them like i love the fact he doesn't hide his interest in fashion and etc
his little laugh and the power behind him when he performs is crazy

he's such a ray of sunshine and puppy like and i know that's no secret but he's generally someone you need around to have a good time and i think that's such a nice quality in a person
he's really competitive which i'm surprised by how pouty and etc he gets whenever he loses which is rare but when he does he's so cute about it
he's just such a well mannered guy like how the fuck does he exist and he's so shy when he puts his hand over his mouth
such a hardworker and i just know he never puts anyone down for their own troubles but just makes sure it's easier for them
such a good performer and just balances out the whole group for me

his humour again, like there's always something cooking up there and he doesn't waste it nor the opportunity to just blurt out something crazy
he's so unpredictable in the most gentle way
i always love the quote that wooyoung had to look after him otherwise he would've been a victim of some sort of scam and the world needs more gentle men like him
his dance is crazy like always so nimble and quick on his feet, his ground and footwork is probably the most admirable of them all
his vocals i need to hear more of it

I'm sorry but i couldn't mention yeosang's gentleness without mentioning san because he protects that side of yeosang the most and i love that he's such a calm and steady protector and comforter
such a righteous guy too like i've never been overly attracted to that until later in life but he's just so 'i have my roles set in place by my father and i'm going to abide by them' and when he was babysitting JUST...AHHHHH
the way he just understands each of their songs like his own little narrative and adapts to what the song needs on stage is crazy and i just love seeing him put the wow on everyone's faces
i love when he sulks like what a baby
he's such a good guy and we love to see it - when he got mad at this fan (i'm not sure she was an atiny) but the husband chucked out all her merch and he got mad mad

how this guy is known as princess always astounds me he's never afraid to just...be the baby or the 'smaller' one that needs looking after
i also like how candid he is with most stuff especially seeing him in his solo schedules this week he's just very candid and speaks honestly but politely and never once acting like he's superior
he's got such a fluid waist i didn't think he'd do it but i was proven wrong and he's got such a slutty stage presence bruh i'm surprised i labelled him as like 'grim reaper' energy and i don't know what that means but like so powerful and i can't get over it
trained 't' galore - i can see how he tries to understand others and their feelings and although he may not get the point he still tries to display that understanding of others and avoid trying to hurt their feelings
so shamelessly confident too like how attractive can you get

honestly probably the bias if not one of them but let's ignore me for now but he's so ruthlessly loyal and protective like when seonghwa was getting all that hate - stood up for him and was VIOLENT about it too (love it). when yeosang moved to kq - followed him 'we succeed together or lose together'. the biting motion during his free dance in 'the real'. i just know he will step on toes to get his point across.
SUCH A FLIRTY PERFORMER my fave - especially in 'the real' i think it's his time to shine.
such an energetic presence amongst his friends and people and just giving everyone some life or like the confidence to show their personality
really smart and he doesn't get enough credit for it
needs a kick up the bum most times but we love him for it

more than likely the other bias but his performance and vocal skills outshine every time and when he's relaxed you'd never know until you see him at a concert or around atiny and just the lungs on this man so clear and powerful
i love that he's so huge and yet he just talks with the softest tone and his hands are so gentle i know it like he's cradling a baby bird in them
he's so fucking funny and he knows it - like yes i wanna hear it and i wanna hear the other members laugh
so candid as well but like on the more quieter level and tries to be polite and soft at all times even though he's built like he could wreck your shit absolutely
i love when he's forced to give hugs or get a kiss and he just lets it happen and he's so cute i could hear him be cute all my life and i'll never get tired of it
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A lot of people are coming too it's a big deal it fits are playing a little but these people are insane they're running around demanding things from everyone they meet and each other and our friend here and say all sorts of rude stuff and venturing forth into the unknown constantly saying they know stuff and they are horrific and they have a plan to go west including Tommy f and to invade the Midwest and to hold him in Cheyenne and say their Americans and everyone in theirs not American including his own people now we have a big problem with that your ex is so sour and he can't stand it now and you're going to try and pull that s*** with him over and over right now he says then you can go f yourself and you're stupid and you sound retarded Stan nobody is going to digest that or hold on to it what are the he worked for you and he had to do that cuz he had to do this act and you're a fool he said it too he's sitting there saying this is why I have to do during the day what is it that you have to do and he's trying to figure out what you're doing at the company too and you start saying I do all the stuff and make sure things are accounted for I said so you just sitting there watching us and we are overflowing with work and he got mad and said this is what I'm doing and he thinks he's just control guy who's running some massive plan and it turns out that he's this very evil person and Trump is too and they're sick they're going around killing people they're killing witnesses partially and they don't do the job I mean really someone disappears the next guy comes in and doesn't know how to do it mostly or what they're real evidence is and the angles for the most part and you don't do anything right Trump you're a freaking idiot and this is a problem we don't have a plan for them to go using devices out there and they do and we don't have a plan for them to invade the Midwest with Force only and you know these guys have known for years because of your big mouth and these people's big mouths now we're all in trouble okay you caused this problem your plans coming up and it's like Springfield and that's okay but this has a much different flavor to it revolutionary war you aren't going around grabbing everybody and taking over the whole territory and we didn't plan for you to do that and you're completely nuts someone said it in the low desert the females took the plan for real and it was Tommy f and he was having a problem with it too and it still is he said they're not they're actually insane our friend says it's not a bad plan if it didn't take 35 or 40 years to prepare but that's because they're retarded and they told people the whole time with her screaming and yelling and we do agree they are a complete mess now they have to run it and everybody is getting up and they should and we're opposed to it of course they're going to try and use force on us
Hulk Hogan so drink up it's a nice beer and it's safe it's almost free but you're not going to take me down by drinking my beer
I hear sales are absolutely through the roof because of what it means
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I hear that drinking your beer makes you weak no it means that we're going to try and Target you and that's what it means and you're one of these Midwestern guys it's true too
Tommy f
So we have a problem with you Tommy F and yeah it's going to suck everyone knows we blow we're fighting each other it's not going to be that great we need to calm down
Trump
There's other things to worry about that this is a major major concern we are putting APB on these people now people are starting to wake up
Thor Freya
And it is a global conspiracy to take over the whole planet and commit Mass homicide in order to do it and we need to get after them now and we need to have a meeting and Duke Nukem Blockbuster is elected by Zeus and Hera to run it right now and they accept and they said finally
Olympus
We've done this before but this is the main topic in the main subject and it's starting up and they're going to try and do it and they're going to try and move him over and over with no money and they're horrendous horrendous people it needs ultimate Force to stop them and now's the Time and thank God right on time a little bit late but good
Duke Nukem Blockbuster
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