#what did i DO

[sciencemademeahom0]

I hate you actually

why did you tell me that last part

I was already sad

my homepage is already filled with this little fucking chess peice’s trauma

but then you had to say

“and he probably doesn’t even remember why”

and I am actually going to fucking start tweaking out

I will cry

fucking

tumblr user “drama glob” when I fucking catch your ass

Ugh, my heart. Him liking bugs because of his wife is just so sad and him probably not even remembering why makes it worse. ;_; ;_; ;_;

[karilitli]

Why are so many cool people who I follow acknowledging my existence?

[kuro-is-doodlin]

Feeling nice today so, have a second batch of Cloakless Siffrin, posing like a supermodel

[silentbeaves]

IDK WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THESE WHAT HAVE I DONE

MODELS USED:

[milkymo744]

This is satire, this is a joke au, do NOT set me on fire pls

[paper-lilypie]

Oh? We're sending lily x monty drabbles? >:3c

uh

[soukokumychildren]

Random ass thought lol enjoy Adam holding Chuuya like a child aHSAHGDSHD

[aaronkraten]

Again!?!

[completeoveranalysis]

[11]

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT'S WHERE WE STOP?

AHHHHHHHHH

[sillylittlerock]

the funniest typo i've ever made

why not, mike? why not??

[chaotic-mystery]

thinking way too much about joel's longer curly hair bouncing while he pounds into u and starts saying the filthiest shit about how "you needed a good rough fuck from a real man, isn't that right, girl?"

feel like joel canonically growls when he's really worked up 🤭 like some of his curls are starting to stick to his forehead while he's just going in on you relentlessly and growling nasty shit in your ear 😌 just for his woman to hear 🫶🏻

He’d have you pinned down on your mattress with his body and his hand wrapped around your throat as he’s pounding into you. His wet curls tickling your ear as he’s grunting and saying through gritted teeth, “You’re such a beautiful pathetic little slut the way you take my cock so well, baby. This what you wanted? To have your brains fucked out by a real man? Hm?” He’d squeeze your throat tighter and bite the top of your ear just enough for you to feel it, slamming into you and your sweat covered skin is sticking to each other.

He’d turn you around on your back and give you a smack on your cheek, “look at me, look at me right fuckin’ here pretty girl. Let me see your face while I fuck you stupid. Don’t you move from there, eyes on me, baby” he snarls and gives another firm slap to the face. He’d run his hands down your breasts, twisting and pinching your nipples roughly, making your eyes roll to the back of your skull.

“You’re all fuckin mine do you hear me? You love being my little fuck toy don’t you, sweet girl?”

[spoiledmilks]

How the fuck did i draw him like this and how do i draw like this forever

[thewiz9062]

looking back I realized holy heck I called Catnap Carnap.

Vroom vroom

(WHAT DID YOU DO?????? THE CURSE IS IRREVERSIBLE!!!)

Vroom Vroom.

[cephalotyrant]

[dovewingkinnie]

The amt of ppl simping in ur inbox 😭 you brought this upon urself I’m afraid

I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID DIFFERENTLY WITH THESE OCS TO WARRANT THIS this isn’t even all of the asks either there’s so much more that i haven’t answered u would not believe

i’m not complaining though cause it cracks me up everytime 😭😭

[why-people-smells-like]

Behold, the conquerors of the void, tyrant slayers, guardians of the Koronus Expanse, glorious, powerful and sexswapped rogue traders!✧*。٩(ˊωˋ*)✧*。