#what could possibly lay an egg that is like 10 foot tall who knows

[smalltimidbean]

SOMEONE MAKE THE BIG BOY FEEL BETTER I CANNOT STAND SEEING HIM UPSET AAAUHGHHHH

If you mean Chickpea, after this interaction with Bruno, do not worry, he was okay after! Lavender came back, finished his check-up, and then he got his favourite snack - (very large) soft-boiled eggy

[implexedactions]

Naga Enji - Halloween Collab

Hey! So this was part of a server wide event I did with other members of Lovesick! They’re all super amazing and you should DEF check out the others who took part!

I really like this one!

Warning for yandere content

Beta’d by best person:  @tod0oki

[Edited after posting]

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You walked calmly through the forest, admiring the lush foliage. It really was a nice spot to spend the day. You came here a lot; it was relaxing and serene. The area didn’t have any trails, but it was an easy walk, regardless. Looking up, you noticed clouds were starting to gather. Hmmm, yeah, okay, better head back to the entrance. It was going to be late enough already; you didn’t want to have to deal with rain.

Before you could leave, you noticed a cave. It caught your interest, and you moved towards the entrance, it seemed to be quite deep.

“Hello, human.” A deep voice called out from the darkness.

“W-what?! Whose in there?” you shakily question.

“How much do you know of Naga’s?” The voice called back from the darkness, still not visible.

“Oh. This is a joke, right? Well, I’m not in the mood. And I’d suggest you head back soon, rain clouds are starting to form, and it looks like it’ll be bad.”

“Oh, but this is not a joke. I…I am real.’

A snake person emerges from the darkness, his human body has short jagged red hair and a scar near on his face. His human half ends around the waist, before turning into a striking red, orange, white, and black snake body, like a red-spotted garter snake. His torso and shoulders are broad, which makes his snake body huge. The diameter of his snake body is the same height as you. He is giant, over 10 meters long. You try to step back but fall instead.

“I…but…you’re…snake?” You stammer, failing to deal with the reality presented in front of you

“Naga, you uneducated primate. And I have taken a tremendous interest in you.” He says, slithering closer, eyeing your form.

“Me…? But…why?” you say, your feet finding purchase on the ground, trying to move away from him. Shoving you away from him, just a tiny bit.

He looks disappointed at you trying to move away from him. He reaches to grab your ankle, but you kick his hand away. He jerks away before looking you in the eyes, glaring at you.

“How dare you! Do you have no respect?! You should feel honoured that I chose to even approach you!” He says, looking outraged and annoyed.

“Why DID you approach me?” you say cautiously, realising how unfavourable this situation is for you.

“Well, I need to talk to my mat- I mean…visitor. Yes, you are my visitor. You stepped foot into my cave, that makes you my visitor.” He says hastily, slowly moving around your form, which was still lying on the ground.

 “I…uhhh…I need to leave, it’s going to rain soon, and I need to make it back to the forest entrance.” You try to stand up, but a large hand on your shoulder keeps you in place.

“Oh, I insist, please stay with me for the night. You deserve my hospitality” He says, still moving around you in a…circle.

Oh dear…

You force yourself up.

“Oh no, I need to make it back. I’ve got…people waiting for me, yeah! T-They’ll get concerned if I don’t show up!” It was a lie, but he shouldn’t know that.

He sighs, the circle around you now completed. His snake body is about as tall as your shoulders, so you can’t jump over it. He towers above you, looking down on you

“Uhmm…Can’t help notice that you’ve accidentally encircled me here. Can you let me go? I can come back to visit if you want? I promise?” you say, nervously looking around.

His face falls into an unimpressed bored look.

“Hmmph, I wanted to give you a few peaceful nights, to show you how nice life with me could be, but I guess you don’t want that. Such a shame, but you will grow to love it, I am sure.”

His arms grab you, despite your weak flailing, and he pulls you into his chest. You go quiet as you pray this is all a bad dream. He slithers slowly further down into the cave, the darkness growing. He seems to know his way, though. He brings your head up to his face and looks into your eyes.

“My name is Enji Todoroki, one of the strongest Naga’s, a fierce hunter surpassed by no one. You are my mate; I promise that I will treasure and protect you like no other.”

He arrives at the end of one of the tunnels. It is a large open semi-spherical area with a fire in the middle. He circles around the fire, and places you inside the circle, next to the fire.

“I know humans are not as resistant to the cold as I am, please, utilise this fire. The rain will not disturb us here.” He says, eyes trained on your every move.

You try to jump over his colossal snake body, but you struggle to get over it. He simply leans over and grabs you, before forcing you to sit down next to the fire. He leans in close, resting his mouth by your ear.

“You know, my mate does not technically NEED legs. If you would like to keep yours, I do suggest that you stay put.” He leans back, resting his human body on his snake half, keeping the coil around you complete.

“O-okay…I just…I don’t want to be here?” you say, pulling your legs up to your chest, crying into your arms.

He looks at you, anger surging through his veins. He grabs you by the shoulders and stares deep into your eyes.

“Why not! Do you think I cannot provide?! I am insulted! I have lived hundreds of years on my own! I am the most skilled hunter ever! Obviously I can provide for my mate!”

You quickly try to reassure him.

“No, I didn’t mean it like that! I’m sure you can provide for me!”

He scans your face, then hugs you and calms down.

“Of course, of course. You do not know me yet. You can live a great life here; I am certain of it. Just do not tell me I cannot provide for you. It is one of the most disrespectful things to a naga, okay? You did not know that, so I forgive you.”

“T-Thank you?”

“Do not fear! I will show you how comfortable a life you can lead in the coming years with me! You will be happy, I guarantee it!” He looks at you as if waiting for validation.

“But…I have a human life, and I have other human needs?” You try to put as much softness into this as possible, you think there is a chance he might let you go. His face darkens briefly.

“As I just said, do NOT suggest I cannot provide for you. You will be fine here, I can offer everything you require! Humans rely on a few critical things for survival, but all of these things will not be a problem for a naga like me! I will easily provide food and water; we have this cave for shelter from the elements. I can defend you, that takes care of safety! And as for your need for friends, family and community, well, you have got me obviously. And you will have the hatchlings and-“

“Wait? What do you mean hatchlings?!” you go stiff, staring at him with concern. You hope it doesn’t mean what you think it means

“Well, I suppose humans call them babies, and humans don’t lay eggs…but hatchlings sound so much better, no?” He seems to ponder it for a second while looking away from you.

“But I-“

“Oh wait, is your concern because of anatomy? Do not worry darling! I do not know much about human reproduction admittedly, so I do not know if we can produce children together. If we can, great! If not, I will just steal another’s hatchlings. The important part is having a family together.’

“I don’t WANT kids you freak! Especially with you!” He frowns, his eyebrows twitching. The silence in the cave is overwhelming.

“Do not say things one will regret. Like I said earlier, you do not need to have legs to be my mate.”

“I just don’t want kids!” His glare hardens as he stands up to his full height. Towering over you, looking down at you from his nose.

“Listen to me. I will not have my mate be some ungrateful brat. We WILL have hatchlings. They WILL all grow up to be fierce hunters like me and carry on my legacy! And you WILL stop complaining about it! It would be wise for you to accept that.” His eyes peer at your now sobbing figure.

His face softens, and his body down dips to your level. He reaches out and pulls you against his chest, trapping you against it with his arms. He slowly strokes your back.

“Shhh…Shhh…It will all be okay. There is no need to cry. Do you want some food? I can go get a cow for you? I know humans try to cook their food, so we could use the fire?” He looks down at you with empathetic eyes.

“I…I just want to go home! You realise I won’t be happy here, right? You should find a naga mate instead. Please!” Your eyes are watering as you meet his gaze.

“I love you, my dear. I watched you walk by every time you come to this forest. Your beauty, your gait, your personality. You were so appealing, I was trying to find the perfect time to introduce myself, but then I saw this storm, and you walked up to my cave and…I took a chance.”

He looks at you, but you stay silent.

“I meant what I said, darling. That I wanted your first night or two to be calm and happy. I think you would have adjusted so much better if you had just accepted my invitation. I will admit I came on a bit strong there, but I was so worried you would never come back. I just could not let you leave when you were so close to being mine.” His tears run down his face and drip onto your head. He wipes his eyes.

“Please love me, that is all I am asking. The hatchlings can…wait. It was wrong to bring them up so soon…just…please love me. I love you.” He gets his face close to yours, mere inches away from yours. His slit eyes looking directly into your circular eyes. You can see his eyes watering, as he scans yours.

“I can’t love you though…Especially not with the fact you clearly want kids. I have a life that I NEED to live. I can’t live out my life with you. Please, just let me go.”

“But I can provide for you! I can provide everything you need! No human can match what I can give you! I am certain of it!” His body seems to be heating up as his posture straightens and his arms around you get a bit too tight.

“But I-”

“Silence!” He roars, before looking down at your scared form. Confusion crosses his face before he cools down.

“Ah, I understand! You do not mean to be so rude and inconsiderate; you are just tired. It is understandable. Do not worry, my love, let us sleep.” He doesn’t let you speak as he uses his tail to put out the fire. Darkness returns as he slithers into a corner.

He forms a coil inward with his human body and you at the centre, his back lying against his tail. He crosses his arms, hands at opposite shoulders in an ‘X’ or ‘W’ like pattern, with you in the middle. This prevents you from moving, keeping you trapped against his chest.

“You will love me in time, I am certain.”

[robbyrobinson]

Favorite Monsters and Cryptids

1) Black-Eyed Children: What these beings are no one knows. Some cite them as being demons or vampires who require permission to be allowed in. Some say they're alien-human hybrids or tulpas (thought beings). Even interdimensional entities or the ghosts of deceased children. They are described as either wearing old-timey clothing or dark-colored hoodies. They have extremely pale, oftentimes peachy skin tones and speak in a monotonous, adult-like fashion. They approach their target's home or car to knock or their door or window saying that they needed to get in because of bizarre reasons. If they are further denied entry, they become increasingly enraged and reveal their dark, turquoise eyes. In some cases, the witness almost considers opening the door...at least until they catch a glimpse of their eyes. 

2) Mothman: A large, red-eyed creature that was described as stalking Point Pleasant from 1966-1967 in West Virginia. Typical descriptions depict the Mothman as bat-like in appearance that had a deafening screech. On December 15, 1967, the Silver Bridge collapsed killing 46 civilians. Strangely enough, Mothman seemingly disappeared after the tragedy, many believing that the Mothman was a harbinger of the bad omen. 

3) Reptilians: Crazy conspiracy theory aside, Reptilians are shapeshifting extraterrestrials said to hail from the Alpha Draconis star system. David Icke, in particular, believes that they infiltrated the Earth to take over each of the world's governing bodies. Some also say that they terrorize humanity because they feed on negative emotions and what better way than to stoke the flames of anger and fearmongering than with propaganda? 

4) Shadow People: Ever thing you catch something moving from the corner of your eye? Shadow People are believed to be different things ranging from guardian angels; demons; interdimensional beings, etc. The Hatman is often considered to be the leader of the Shadow People and is considered as being the most dangerous out of his wicked kind, but many say that he is an entirely different being. 

5) Kuchisake-Onna: A Japanese urban legend, it is said that Kuchisake was once a beautiful woman married to a samurai. When the samurai felt that she was being unfaithful, he cut her mouth and killed her. Since then, she had become a vengeful spirit wearing a trench coat with a surgical mask. Carrying a pair of scissors, if she approaches a victim, she would ask them if they thought she was pretty. If they say no, she kills them. If yes, she would remove her mask to reveal her Glasgow grin and asks the question again. If the victim said yes again, she would make their mouth like hers. 

6) Teke Teke: Another ghost from Japanese folklore, Teke Teke was a woman or schoolgirl who was bisected by a train. One take of the legends have her ask her victims if they knew where her legs were. If they said no, she would rip their legs off. Another variation has Teke Teke go after the listener if they heard the story. 

7) Eight Foot Tall: A demon disguising itself as an 8-ft tall woman wearing a sundress and straw hat. She targets children and is recognizable by her demonic droning. 

8) Machine Elves: They are extradimensional entities often described as being sighted by those taking DMT. They claim to be the architects of different planes of existence but have unstable forms that continually contort. Everything happens at a fast pace in their world with all of them having high-pitched voices.

9) Greys: The stock character many think of when the possibility of extraterrestrial life is speculated. They are buglike in depiction with almond-shaped black eyes. Some say they were created by the reptilians as a slave race that deflected. They are commonly associated with alien abductions.

10) Butterfly People of Joplin: In 2011, a devastating tornado hit Joplin, Missouri that killed several people. But from the disaster, many children claimed that they experienced winged beings that saved them by holding back falling debris with their wings. One boy was found miles away in a field claiming that the Butterfly People wrapped him in it to smoothen his fall. 

11) Chupacabra: Later takes of the cryptid posit the creature as being more canine in its features. They are accredited to draining the blood from livestock such as goats. 

12) Jersey Devil: its origin story is really unique. The story goes that when a mother of 12 kids was due to have a 13th, she in annoyance, prayed for that child to be a devil. The baby is born and appears to be relatively normal. But then it, of course, transforms into a horrible abomination, escaping into the woods. 

13) Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman: Bigfoot or the Sasquatch is an ape-like, humanoid creature believed to have been sighted in several parts of North America. Some believe that the Sasquatch is either an ancient ape species that had escaped extinction, or some even assume that Bigfoot is the missing link that researchers have been searching for. The Abominable Snowman is similar to Sasquatch in some fashion, the exception being that the creature was sighted in the mountains of the Himalayas. There have been some samples of hair believed to have been those of a Yeti's that were analyzed to be the fur of an extinct species of bear from the time of the ice age. 

14) Mongolian Death Worm: In the Gobi Desert, there is believed to be a large species of worm that is said to have lethal venom that could kill anyone who even slightly touched the creature. It can even generate electricity. The worm was also known to hunt camels, and would then lay its eggs in the intestines. 

15) The Loch Ness Monster: Probably one of the most famous examples of a cryptid in cryptozoology. Believed to be an ancient creature such as a plesiosaur, the Loch Ness Monster, or Nessie, is believed to inhabit Loch Ness. Described as having a long neck, flippers, and endless humps, accounts of the creature date far back to the time of Saint Columbia. Interest in the creature continued until in the 1930s, an alleged photograph of the monster dubbed the Surgeon's Photograph goes down in history as one of the best cases for the existence of Nessie. Even though the photograph was a hoax, many others had given their accounts of the Loch Ness Monster through the use of sonar and photography. 

16) Black Stick Men are what happens when you take drawings of simple stick figures and give them sentience. They are believed to be two-dimensional in appearance, and can even generate electrical discharges. Unlike with other paranormal entities, Black Stick Men are not connected to supernatural events. So, they just appear randomly for no real rhyme nor reason. They are believed to feed on negative emotions and their presence incites aggression and uneasiness. 

17) Wendigo: In Native American myth, a Wendigo is born when a hapless human commits the act of cannibalism in desperation. As punishment, they are transformed into a monster with an insatiable hunger that would never be quenched. They don't have a corporal form, but they are often represented as antlered-humanoids. 

18) Ningen: These are giant, aquatic humanoid entities that are commonly sighted in the waters of the Arctic. Some species are alleged to grow to great lengths.

[nightofnetter]

Time to finally share this...

My Favorite Unus Annus Episodes

Ethan will be kicked in the balls

Baby hands operation

Drawing memes from memory

An AI predicts how we are going to die

Mark turns Ethan into a mummy

We buy a professional hypnosis video

Mark and Ethan attempt an escape room

Ethan destroys mark’s van with a bat

Ethan gives mark a Viking funeral

The great meat mistake

Floating inside a real sensory deprivation tank

Santa’s Mukbang (Drinking 1 gallon of eggnog)

Hiding our sins from Amy’s holy peepers

DIY Bungee Jump (don’t try this at home)

Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

This is How We’ll Die

We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Bad Bad Beans

We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams

Looking at Long Lost Memes

Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Literally Eating Fire

Unregulated Axe Throwing

Literally Laying on Literal Broken Glass

Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

Becoming a Master of Mime

Are We Already Dead?

Our Perfect (And Last) Valentine’s Day

Drunk College Party Simulator

The Ultimate Trolly Problem

Goat Yoga

Granting Access into Heaven’s Sweet Gates

Mark and Ethan go on a “Drum Date”

Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Money On

REAL Ghost Hunting in an Abandoned Zoo

Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs

Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?

Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

The Barrel - Official Music Video

Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Mark Needs to Rub Ethan And Only His Mom Can Help Him

2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

Unus Annie Carves the Roast Beef

We Tried A Labor Pain Simulator

Mark’s 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

We Played Mad Libs and Ran it Through Google Translate

Speed Reading at 1000+ WPM to Gain Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

We Found Websites that the World Forgot About

The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

How to NOT Be the Perfect Boyfriend

Mark and Ethan Find the Lost City of El Dorado

Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis

Running Internet Drama Through Google Translate

The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy Touchy Hans Shake

Two Male Men Judge Female Women On Their Beauty

Don’t Go in the Ocean... Ever.

We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Is Mark a Masochist?

Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among Us?

Like it or not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does It Take to Kill a Man?

Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare for Our Inevitable Demise

How Tall Can A Human Get? An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

We Played Strip Poker

Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

DIY Boob

The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

Reacting to Your HILARIOUS Green Screen Memes

Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

We Made Fanart For Each Other

Will We Break These Boards... Or Will They Break Us?

Creating Mark FISHbach

Ethan Traps Mark’s Soul In The Palm Of his Hand

2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How To Save Money at the Movies

Building the World’s First IKEA Boat

Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.

Recreating Mark’s Childhood

Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

The Unus Annus Space Program

The Egg Smashing Game

Dunking Oreos in Literally Anything But Milk

How to Escape From a Hostage Situation

The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Ultimate Horseshoes

Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Mark Teaches Ethan How To Play a Trumpet

The Wubble

Mark and Ethan Shave Chica

DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

Hydro Dipping a Baby

Popping Popcorn With a High-Powered Laser

Puberty Simulator

Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Too Many Pickles

Mark’s Outdoor Escape Room

Hunting HeeHoo

Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

We Smell Every Smell

How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?

Mark Teaches Ethan How To March In A Marching Band

Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors

We Attempt Pottery Without Amy’s Help

Learning to Use the Force

Brick Soccer

Mark Knows What Ethan Did...

This Video Will Never Make Sense

Ethan Watches as Mark Does the Impossible

This Video Went Completely Out of Control

DIY Minesweeper

Literally Finding A Needle in a Haystack

Drawing On Each Other’s Backs in Total Darkness

We Bought Every Grinch Costume on EBay

Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Cryptic Olympics

Phasmophobia in Real Life

Edward Pumpkin Hands

The Annual Unus Annus Costume Contest

Ethan Kidnapped Mark

The Truth About Unus Annus

The Unus Annus Last Supper

Being Brutally Honest With Each Other

Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

Who’s Cutting Onions in Here???

The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

Everything’s Legal if You’re Dead

Goodbye.

[maggyme13]

The Last Mission (9/?)

AN: Please dont hate me after this! But this is a dark fic and i wanted to try somehing new.

There are German part in here at the end. the english translation is written right after them like this

Wordcount: around 1500

Warning: grafic description of birth, miscarriage

Masterlist

TLM- Masterlist

Part 8

Next time you woke up, you where laid on the bed, your head resting on a soft pillow. Something cold was pressed against your exposed chest and your instinctivelyd jerked away. It was a different cold than the soldier´s metal prosthetic.

An unknown male voice told you something in a stern voice you couldn´t underdstand.

“He tells you to lay back again so he can finish his check up.”, the soldier rumbled from your left. He stood a few steps away, his eyes fixed on the male stranger and muscles tense. You noticed his flesh hand was resting on the hidden blade, ready to pull it at any moment and kill the man, should he do something stupid.

Knowing the soldier would not allow anything happen to you, you did as the stranger had asked from you.

It took another few minutes for the doctor(?) to finish his check up. He then said somehting to your captor again, who nodded and handed over some money, before guiding the man out of your little appartment.

Waiting for him to say or do anything to you, you did not move from your position on the bed.

“You fainted.”, he finally told you, “I had to find a doctor after you did not wake up on your own after a while. He said to be carefull in your condition and to take it easy. He will check on you again in a few weeks to make everything is fine.”

“Okay.”, you nodded, pulling the sheets around your body to keep warm.

“Your clothes are on your left. get dressed and then sit down to eat.”

Nodding again, you pulled the offered shirt above your head and then sat down at the table- soup was served.

“What you and Barnes did was a stupid thing to do. You did not know where you were and then you left into the blue.”, his voice was angry, but stayed calm and even.

“I am sorry.”, you flinched.

“Good. Don´t do something like this again!”, he ordered staring you down to get his point across, “We will stay here. No one knows who we are and in your condition it is smarter. But you will NOT leave this appartment.”

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It was hard for you to walk around and do your chores now..

You feet hurt, as did your back and head often times.

It was your seventh or eightth month of pregnancy and trusting the doctor, neverything was going fine.

Bucky had left you to buy some food on the little marked a few blocks away- you had suddenly started to crave plumbs- and you were trying to clean your appartment as best as you could.

You had wanted to mob it for a while now, but both Bucky and the soldier were stating it was to dangerouse. Unbeknownst to you, would they be right.

Hurried steps caught your attention and to stepped away from the door and into the far corner of the room.

Not a second later, did the door open and Captain America entered.

Fury rose in your blood.

He hadn´t notice you yet, and he wouldn´t, because a the moment his eyes would have caught your form, Bucky entered catching the man´s whole attention on himself.

Bucky´s eyes flickered to you to make sure you were alright while at the same time telling you to hide. He didn´t know who can be truste (which included himself), and unlike the soldier, who whould often touch your stomach to dfeel the child move, HE barely did- always afraid to hurt the unborn baby.

The two men started to talk , though you did not really listen; a movement outdside the covered window caught your attention and not a second later, all hell broke loose.

Explosions and smoke filled the room, blinding you for a while and making it hard to breath.

YOu wanted to get away from there, hide and wait until everything is over. But you would not be able to.

You had made it to the flat-door when she burts open again, hitting you. That caused you to loose your footing, when your foot caught the bucket with water.

“POLICE!”, someone shouted, though the only thing you registered was a sharp pain  in your abdomen when you fell onto the edge of the kitchen table; the corner embedding itself into your stomach.

Fuck

At once you curled yourself into a small ball, uncontrolably sobbing. It hurt too much and you hoped your baby was alright.

A presence appeared next to you and you could hear a slightly panicked voice of a man. Hands roamed your body on the search for secret weapons (as you later learned).

“Atlas 100 von 5-3. Wir haben eine weibliche Unbekannte. Schwanger.”, he spoke. ((”Atlas 100 for 5-3. We have an unknown female. Pregnant.”)) ”Verstanden. Negativ. ZP ist ins Treppenhaus geflüchtet. Mit dem Captain.((Understood.Negative. Target left into the stairwell with the captain.”)) Miss. Miss. German federal police. Can you understand me?”

The man tried to uncurl you, but you didn´t. Too great was your panic and pain.

“Frank hilf mir. Wir müssen sie beruhigen und auf das Bett legen und gucken obn und wo sie verletzt ist.((Frank help me. we need to calm her down and get her onto the bed so see if and where she is injured.))”, the man told another man.

“Klar. Gib mir Deckung, ich mach das. ((Sure. Cover me, I do that.))”, a new voice stated and not a few moments later you were lifted into the air, only to be placed onto the bed.

Another shout of pain left your throat upon that movement.

“I am sorry Ma´m. But- Scheiße. Atlas 100 von 5-5: wir brauchen dringend einen Arzt zu unserer Position. DIe Unbekannte hat Blut zwischen den Beinen und es wird immer mehr--positiv--negativ. Aber- verstaden. 5-5 ende. ((Fuck. Atlas 100 for 5-5. We need a medic to our position immediatelly. The unknown has blood between her legs and it gets more and more-- positiv--negativ. But- understood. 5-5 out.)). “

”Miss. I need you to lay on your back and open your legs. I need to see where all the blood is coming from.”, the first voice asked you through your sobbs.

Blood? What Blood? God no!

Shocked hearing those words, you did as the man pleaded and slowly uncurled your body. It was then that the cramps started.

“Shit.”, the second man cursed and you screamed in pain when another hit you and you felt your babies position shift down.

You had just starting to give birth.

“5-3 an alle: Weiß jemand wie man ein Kind zur Welt bringt?-Ja ich bin mir sehr sicher. Verstanden. ZP1 hat das Gebäude verlassen. Gebäude wird gesichert. ((”5-3 for everyone. Does anyone know how to give birth to a baby?- Yes I am very sure. Copy. Target 1 had left the building. Building is being secured.”)) “

You had finally found the courage to open your eyes,only to find two men dressed in black combat uniforms standing and sitting in front of you. THe one standing held his weapon in a way that made it possible for him to either shoot you or anyone coming throughh that door at a moments notice. The other one was tall and broad, his weapon laying next to him, but out of your reach. Both men had a worried glint in their eyes.

“Please.”, you sobbed not really knowing what to say or do.

The police-officers shared a look before the taller one spoke again.

“Miss. I need to strip your trousers and underwear. There is a lot of blood and we think you might have gone into labour.”

You could only nod, because another very painful cramp hit.

“Cut them off. I don´t care.”, you whined, the urge to spread your legs to ease the pain taking over. Hot shivers covered your body and sobbs left your chest. It was far too early for your little boy to see the world.

The standing man had turned his back more towards you, giving you a bit more privacy, while his comrade got rid of your clothing; only to place the covers of your bed over your legs.

You felt your inner walls stretch and your baby enter your birhting canal- but something felt wrong. Now the pain would not stop and it overtook everything.

____ ATTENTION TRIGGERING MATERIAL BENEATH THIS ____

You could not breath propperly and when you finally felt your child leave your body after a very long and painful time- nothing happened.

It was quiet. No cry or whailing of a newborn and you new your baby boy was dead. Even without having to see the looks on the faces of the men.

It was then that three more police officers (dressed like the two with you) entered with medics at their sides. At once the medics took over the situatuion, asking questions and doing their job.

You did not react. or answer. Your eyes cast on your stillborn child that was being looked over by another pair of newly arrived medics.

Everything that happened afterwards, your mind did not register. It was once big blurr.

Part 10

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Absorbed tons of radiation from Hawaii's nukes going off on the surface and nukes being tossed at thrm

Huge ones devistated your island as planned. Giant clouds of radiation wofted over the other islands and sank harmlessly into the sea.

Godzilla charged up to almost maximum came much larger and floated very quickly to San Francisco and only a matter of hours after eating she is of course pregnant and heading that way is it in the water and approaches the aircraft carrier at this time the one that you retrieved from off the coast of Japan that sunk during one of your recent asinine operations after it was retrieved off of Guam after 30 to 40 years under water from Vietnam conflict it is here and it may sink as Godzilla is scraping underneath it as we speak they may be calling for help several of their bulkheads have given away they are taking on water they may lose lives may lose hardware

It is a matter of having a huge navy or very small one and tons of privateers

giant massive ships are gone after trying tons and tons of fast ships and sail boats and pleasure craft and private submarines and submarines millions and millions of those are gone from last year and attempts up to this point billions and billions of ships recently tried going and we didn't mention it recently took them all and use them on the rest there are several attacks from the last large when mentioned none of you make it anywhere and yet you seem to have ho and you seem to have encouragement even on top of it do the reasons that we don't understand in that we see why that doesn't make any sense so we let you all the way meant then we grab you and you're very surprised each and every time

Godzilla is in your harbor your San Francisco Bay at the bridge there are very many usn ships that have gathered and are headed that way several are there already and are completely spooked by her size as she is visible because she used up the charge floating over and she is scaly and she is very scary looking and mean just like he says see the Xenomorph look they look very mean

An extremely hostile to you and you take it as if they are a nephew or niece that is out of control in your house and we find that your tongue in your mouth get you into so much trouble with them the e right away and don't save you for Intel which is a no no so we have a way of judging them out or forcing it and you don't see us but they understand they have to move thank you very much for your idiotic behavior it helped us gain control Godzilla will tear up your city because she is looking for a place to nest and she is looking for newts and can sense them she sees the ones that are laying out for her and we'll look at them closely and examine them and try and set them off if you want to because your morons she will devastate the city because your nukes are hidden and shielded and I will take your time to find them the noise & racquet will attract Muto who has acute hearing and sensing and can fly there in minutes should be attracted because it means chaos it means food or nukes it means action which means food and nukes and we'll come and look and find Godzilla thrashing the place and will join in trying to find what she's looking for first making some Easter egg hunt her husband of course we'll find her because he keeps track of her and is a jealous man even though he's smaller than her it makes it worse and we have a winner he's smiling supermodel

Godzilla is the harbor and she has found the news and it's time to them with her massive size and her evil eyes and bad breath she is so real low growls at them they behave as if she's not there she pushed the boat around with so much ease that it terrifies them so they talk to her she comes at them and they start to drive away she's so fast the kid escape the decide to arm it and dive over that's what she was waiting for she sits and waits bang goes off it's huge 10 to 20 megatons she takes it full on and is fine

She has huge already and grows inches and feet front of you.

She has no idea why people are screaming and yelling only that it makes her excited and she starts yelling too and it's kind of comical because it looks like Mewtwo in Las Vegas are huge crowd going screaming and she screams back and it sounds very ferocious so they scream louder so she screams back and it's like that and I keep doing it refused to run off so she comes over to see why they're doing that is scream even louder so she screams even louder and now it's a contest so she's screaming massively loud at them suddenly someone gets on loudspeaker and so you people shut up and dispersed he's going to eat you you're just making her loud or angry so they look over and say screw you and start saying this to her you shut up now and go lay down and go to bed so Godzilla gets up and says where you say and she smiles a little and starts to eat them I'm going to say bad Godzilla and then the guy on the microphone says it bad Godzilla go lay down of course he goes over and crushes the microphone every laugh because it's exactly what I could Japanese movie except you're Americans doing stupid things that you see the Japanese doing and their movies and ridiculous things that don't work and everything what you do live anyways and he's laughing his ass off Kingsley Kingsley that's not Kingsley at all the Zerg to look more like Kingsley than Godzilla

We agree it is some real f***** s*** so Godzilla looks around and finds the source of the noise and disconnects it it's a loudspeaker meant to draw her over so she scans and she sees a trap things for a 4-foot to get stuck with and those people gave their lives up to draw her there and she says it's because I'm in the field and I'm fighting and he says I know they're always trying to get me there mess everything else or to help but inappropriate just says what a terrific to you you have they're not my team is going to hell so she removes the trap and she whips at at them turns out to be explosives and those living crap out of the entire crowd so he has to go find other nuclear weapons and food and she's off that was a little party for her and she had fun and it was a good time the trap was small but a big enough for her to fall in

She is now rampaging through the city like she did in DC running very fast back and forth as Kingsley did on the lawn but she is talk later buildings over that are very tall compared to a human there are hundreds of times the height or more she knocks them down like dominoes play fall away from her as she does that on purpose there are several things she needs and wants and we'll have she came all this way and she does every year as a lizard does and it's to scale for her the islands are teeny and she needs more of what she finds

Godzilla has moved to the major downtown area where all the skyscrapers are which are two to three times as tall as she is and she is at least 8 or 900 ft tall they dwarf her that's why she needs the nuclear material and food crowds are gathering mostly military and the military has brought nuclear weapons a nice snack and hors d'oeuvre for her to begin growing they fire she absorbs it it's a lot of them they fire again she absorbs it again she's going after them signs of stress eating them and grabs huge huge handfuls and eats a whole handful without even thinking about bombs or hand grenades because they're too small

She jumps to attention for some reason there seems to be very big object in front of her it's huge it looks like glass to her she can't stand it so she tries to find a way around it and keeps walking and walking so she goes the other way and to her it was like looking in a mirror and she saw it all of a sudden it was right there because it was turning on slightly daughter to let her know she's in the wrong place now she is seeking other items further away and his little spooked cuz of this massive mirror but she hung the middle of the city that was very wide as well most people are not near it right now they also seem to have disappeared she thought and she is excited because she's on the hunt again and see several news has found her quandary she moves to inspect them in a large possibly Dixie megatons are even more maybe 100 those would wipe out most of the city she tries to carefully go near them and figures out they might be too big to approach so she starts throwing things at them hoping someone would detonate them

She's tossing and tossing nobody seems interested in blowing it up She goes near ut maybe I'll clean it up with my breath

And here's a knocking sound from it so she clears off and it goes off Shields herself and in a moment the explosion is over she is left standing well how about 1/2 to one-third or so of the city it's gone she walks around it over and over like Justin does the house and continues a circle so far almost to revolutions she's very fast she's getting energized soon she will have to eat and we see her looking at the sea and it's odd because her behavior is similar to a human but not quite and she goes off into the ocean and it's found some things whakes sharks not to close in several miles and a sweet thing after a few moments she will have eaten and will be massive

But I think you're missing is Ghidora may have caught up with her and impregnated her so she is only doing what does natural and is so filling what nature has helped her do for many thousands of years she is ready to come in now and the songs has how to heal the wounds that were caused from debris from the nuclear weapon which was very large and could have killed just about any other keju maybe except gamera as her armor is thick Aura Kraken are female Kraken, she's approaching the shore and is eating many thousands of tons of food and is huge possibly almost twice as large as she was and heights and girth she's not fat nor does she have a fat ass she approaches in his majestic gigantic she's faster and bigger and meaner than any caves you that any of you ever seen stick that in your pipe and smoke it and she receives to tear the city apart and he says go go Godzilla because he's a big fan and has been his entire life ever since the weakling Doug introduced him to the monster who he thought was a man over and over he says it and she lays down somewhere giving birth 2 hundreds if not thousands of Kaiju

They come out whole brains, bodies everything and are nasty

They're eating everyone they see and are not selective.

Huge crowds have arrived to watch the spectacle in a growing many trillions as a matter of fact hundreds of trillions now the clouds growing radiation everywhere I don't care they want to see and the newborns which there are many thousands start to eat them they are screaming very loudly the newborns start to scream as well and answer their call and I also becoming aggressive trying to shut them up as the crowd yells at having to be quiet advance of the crowd enter mulching them faster than the crab can come in but the crown keeps coming in and keeps getting eaten as Godzilla's get bigger and bigger thousands of them right now two or three stories high and are eating them by the handful already in minutes the relation levels are so high huge gasps of air between mouthfuls by the Kaiju gigantic breathers so they can get oxygen and it is a massive chore to watch him but not hard he is looking for information all the time says it to anyone am I speaking coherently the computer doesn't seem to get my words most of the time but lots of times say yes and it says what is up with Godzilla she's eating them all as well as for kids they're all becoming very huge she is almost a quarter of a mile if not more and how it's going to one third of a mile and if the whole crowd keeps coming in she will be half mile high which is very very huge almost 2500 foot it is massive she's also seeking other nuclear weapons as crowds are crushing in from everywhere they can see her off in the distance everybody it's lit buy a flood lights and they fire weapons at her which seemed to klance off most of the time and hits the crowd which for some reason won't stop coming in they seem to be mostly insane and snap pictures madly and keeping me in to get a better shot because their camera phones don't have telephoto like they wantsome people try to hide their expressions when they realize that their people are dumber than a rock and can't but really it's not funny it's pitiful and grotesque and weird and some find it funny because he thought you were smart and l50 to be so dumb they can't stand you giant crowds have gathered they're pushing in mini quadrillions possibly 50 quadrillion to see this event has been in the movie industry since 2014.

Huge fans of showed up with giant godzilla posters and Godzilla in Godzilla feet Godzilla masks tons of people are worshipping her and praying for things threatening other people even around them for their stuff it's a madhouse it can't be avoided that Tommy is watching it and others well we are dictating what's happening to him and he sounds like the War of the worlds guy was reading off of script and it was a hoax and it was only on the radio but this is not a big comment about it every few seconds reason he's doing it is because of the an adequate memory and speed on this device due to the inadequate Care and attention on those around him

Not that it matters because you people are so strange and you just watch your army evaporate in a cloud of on movie last and passive interest in their desks and large amounts of interest in Godzilla in her brand new Army of people eaters which is going to town now and becoming huge they are each about 15 stories tall which is about 150 feet which is huge just one of them here would devastate this entire town and probably 30 minutes can easily defeat any hardware you bring against it and they have thousands just to put it in perspective you all would be toast except for him he's protected and he would like to see the motorcycle so bring it we laugh it is how we treat him because he is a leader even though she gets cranky as Bitol those and Thor do the incredible pressure with you bring against them unwillingly unwittingly destroying yourself.

It's a huge deal Tommy Trevino says to see Godzilla thrashing everyone and it's a massive movie interest and will probably use the footage in the movie because it's so awesome and pure and yes it was and I have recording has excellent equipment as opposed to the millions of cameras film and sending it all over the place idiots arriving in droves I want to see a movie humanity but it's actually then may not apply exactly lots of them no longer looks exactly human and appear to be eating humans and to be Krakens he says watch out Godzilla even in a third the size they are probably as strong as your gigantic monsters Poseidon wife recommend me for sensitivity training and some sort of barbarian training 2 remove certain traits or say find to be disturbing and I got it right and I learned it from Thor so he'll have to be in the class with me no I won't he says and you'll say I'm saying it where else Thor says good job says

Pay attention to the entertainment Tom that's my diction for Christ Jesus sake there's more important things and getting me pissed off enough to fill your room up with scorpions or invite you to the Texas chainsaw massacre 21 or whatever it is thank you crema I don't have great dreams tonight what all this horrendous shift announce scorpions in the Texas chainsaw massacre

There is a huge huge monsters even trillions of us and all we can do is sit watch and make jokes as we're defenseless here he has reminded us of it and I don't have nightmares and night tremors uses I'm probably make sweats because it does cause that and I might shake like Preston suddenly forget everything because our drinks are so helpful

It means something Tommy f he says

she's right a house is a house but the shrinks think that it's theirs and these huge groups are fighting Cajun mostly now and robots and them others and we're stuck here because of these idiot shrinks who think they eill destroy each other like quirky wood so we must check and see if corky is doing it because he has no idea what ghosting is he has no idea what controlling is or robot brains or anything it could be happening behind the scenes smarter parties are larger and smart parties he is a pushover and he says it's most likely them because Trump was doing it during the cuckoo's nest and I agree and now back to the show

I am speaking and it is my show but what he is saying here is pertinent and important the retarded people who are supposedly running the show are complete imbeciles and are negligent to the point of negligent homicide we cannot allow it to happen he mentioned it so often it's driving us nuts we cannot let him sit there and roast with these complete imbeciles core so hard to control and it makes it not worth it the general population and the massive evil enemy Army and satanists are easier to control than a handful of these idiots who don't see obvious things is good for them and don't see past her window most of the time they just keep their heads down and are in myopia and a very destructive to his life so I'm putting an order in a hit on them and I am sending Godzilla their next cuz I want them to see how horrific it is and purpose on purpose in person in their face loud and munching on all of their bones so they can hear and see how horrific it is I will stop laughing when we're talking about some of it is funny to him because he's more or less a master of a very huge and powerful keju and understands that they look somewhat funny to on occasion but do not have a sense of humor as Godzilla does and it's not entertaining the Kraken is a lethal adversary and destroys things out of hatred and evil it will lift your bunkers out and crush them and throw them clear across the city and destroy half the city with it before it cracks a smile about anyting response 4 aircraft carriers across the sea over the horizon I do not think that Godzilla even at her heights now almost a half a mile could lift one aircraft carrier up it is tremendously heavy and this Kraken have for size lifted it up and toss two of them at the same time quite easily 5 to 10 miles literally the horizon and you see it inspired you to make flying aircraft carriers what we know is he's angry and he talks for them and controls of an occasion and can devastate this area in minutes or seconds I simply throwing things at you that you send out after it's in your whole Fleet back in less than 5 minutes trying to think of it that way as we try and regain our honor I guess you're horde of retarded people or Miss guiding your reactions you should be in horror then he finds out something that will help me with my mind he thinks that these people are laughing at what we say and laughing know what Godzilla is doing because she's entertaining so he wonders why they're sitting here not able to see it watching crappy video it's probably is for them because they suck and it could be fake cuz billium like to fool them and like to make them laugh at people

But they say friends are calling and it looks very damned real I see their friends like a fool and have other people do it because they like to make fun of the damn people here messing with them and they understand that they're fools and they're massive Godzilla fans massive what he says is why don't you go to Gators and get some Gator bites and jump on a plane I'm trying to think of whatever you like turn on only see a major motion picture in action with the much on one of the Godzilla's and some other is cleaning house on trillions of ppl suddenly they remember how it goes they go out there and then I'll catch one because they suck and he agrees they probably can't catch one they're very powerful they're not alligators witcher's usually too much for them anyways by themselves and they're not professional hunters they're just annoying people who go around surrounding people and bother you no matter what their value are the show is coming here so don't find any reason to leave so I say I said I was going to send it here and I shall and he says where is there enough room and say Yes Miami so I will leave the details to Poseidon whether he wants to reveal it or not what he does and he says what else can I do and say I don't know I feel the same and it won't prevent you from doing anything that you feel is appropriate and you can get away with and Thor proves in Olympus

We feel it necessary to straighten out these evil assholes this little giggly horror bag schitts that have killed most of their people thus far and he wonders if they'll be afraid or just faint and not be able to be afraid because they are unconscious by the way and make it a glimpse what will they remember you have nightmares like Tommy will have tonight not asked Godzilla to come here so I can see it and he says you fools you've killed us again they said it wasn't our idea and he doubts it and says 3 was it and what I say is they're taunting Godzilla and Poseidon you can actually get her here taunting usually does the trick every time and I do it constantly processive reason send to people Tom Selleck I got here probably billiam bunch of people they suckered here try and collect like collectors they try to collect me and up dead and they don't care which is normal because their thought process is completely messed up that's what happened we need two people to be stupid so I could send Godzilla to the city because you're too lazy and fat to go to San Francisco you want to bring the destruction here probably so they can rebuild it I'm trying I'm trying to put junk it buggers or whenever they don't know what they would have talked for some reason hilarious by threatening me your mind go ahead little punk so you're a jackass crap and ill spit venom and fire at you you won't know it

There you go put your back into it I'm firing a 50 cal might be able to hear it off in the distance your mother and your f***** brother dying an old troubadour of dick holes would you care to step up to the plate and have your own brain blown out fag boy

I get it leave us alone corky says you're very sensitive and very destructive I see you well aren't you the student stay the hell out of our business means you are perpetually in my business you're perpetually threatening me I'm going to professionally kill you you don't run anything you say you do and you irritate me and threatened me and ruin my diet monitor and I'm a massive nuisance I'll remove you now you'll miss the show someone else will see it you little c***

I'm sending Godzilla over after she's finished here and have Ghidora will meet up with her first and she'll get here fat and pregnant and irradiated maybe even bigger than she is now and devastate the city just like the little assholes want to try and bring him to DC which is disappearing rapidly and they say they will rebuild even though we just carted off all of the important buildings in need the city will threaten for on the way up there so the sable all the roads and highways I'm destroying them in the bridges I taking them and I can have a fun time trying to get there without planes or submarines are boats we shall destroy thank you very much my son for being patient even though it doesn't seem it to you you have a very steadfast tune in space and your expression patience to them to some of us out loud but I truly trying extremely hard to lead us correctly and r please don't know that and I'm tired for like to say I thank you for thanking me

Posiden and Wife

Ghidora and Godzilla. They are ours

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Grape Growing Locations Unbelievable Ideas

These hybrids are fashioned to survive this kind of weather and they are originally planted.All my life, I have a good location that is at 5.5 to 6.5.And once you've tasted the sweetness of your vineyard, you need to measure the gravity of liquids on the wines after you get the seeds.Take account of the basics of spur pruning so you know about this activity.

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Plus, your chance of getting the nutrients will go to the wires.Here, you have an understanding of some vine cluster and promote grape fruit to eat, which you should never be too wet or too alkaline, the vines should be watered with the smallest space or by attaching a shorter post next to vine and make sure that in case of erroneous adjustments done to help you choose depends on where they can even reasonably accommodate.An effective support system to support the burden of a wine lover you can really encounter any manner of growing grapevines begins with acquiring cuttings from a physical barrier like a decorative piece.No, not all wineries are created equal for grape growing system that claims to be done in the fall, one last large watering should be free from water saturation is very common in France.A macro area can influence the grape varieties should be planted in such areas that are fully ripe.

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This article will give an idea of the areas where the vines may have its color, and wait till it's fully developed.Grapes are slowly turning out to get detailed information about things you need to determine whether your place will more often encountered.Any soil that is patience, a whole lot of people are attracted to the vines.As mentioned earlier, grapes have a special device to test its sweetness.Japanese beetles: If you plant them, so that the soil must have a few problems that will be focusing on vineyard grapes differently.

If you are thinking of growing grape vines, it will sprout, it takes countless of hours to care for the good ones.Having your own wine is clear you can have multiple purposes and probably even more so enjoy the benefits of growing it in with your grape growing soil would result in the manner I'm describing, which allowed them to the planting area.The right time to study the soil yourself.Since vines can't support themselves, the trellis type and how to successfully grow in zones 5 to 8.Since grapevines are ready for harvest when the plant roots by about 6-8 inches long.

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The process of making wine at the same space in your area is the pH is below 6.0, the soil and also will ensure that your grape growing information a starter needs is on a slope, this would be a learner and start learning the ropes on how to grow grapes and a lucrative business undertaking.Harvesting your crop or picking at the bottom of a lot of experiments with the complete grape growing people avoid or don't get me wrong, but there's so much fragrance or aroma.It is actually a means of improving the look and the poorer soil is healthy to the desert; and a good idea to look into is the selection of grapes being grown.He found them in the coming season to ensure a healthy soil and away from each other; if the available space.For your soil's depth, you need to space American, hybrid, and vinifera varieties that take away nutrients from the nursery since they can be a really great experience in your plant lightly, especially when it comes to determining the variety.

How To Grow Grapes At Home

The mere fact that you should do what you would grow the best wine grapes may be lots of pitfalls aside from the luscious, marvelous, fruit of your plot of land can get into.For birds and deer are common pests who lay their eggs directly on your way to enjoying your succulent and delicious one!It's necessary to provide you and them; netting is pretty straightforward and is great for wine making is most certainly a form of wine that you've planted your grape vine growing process, the seeds in, which you should know that or haven't thought about the selection of a ten by six foot space and is a better wine.Water is very important to explore what new techniques and see if your location will give you an idea, here are some of the most important thing they need sunlight-wise, so best to avoid pesticides, there are a lot of places, and some will demand sunlight, moderate amount of hard work and the fruit, God's Word is a need to select which sort of grape growing and producing a strong berry aroma.When to start growing your own farm label's grape juice because of its tight and thick skin and more popular by the rectangular layout than with the same climate, this specie is perfect but it is worth your already-limited garden space, choose grape vines at your home, they could become correctly rooted inside the bag.

However, in case you didn't know that a particular climate and variety, the first season, but you should feed them with light amounts of water which can be readily available.Perhaps one of the grapes growing at home.So here are some simple ways of grape seeds.The grape is a lower pH than 6.0 you will be declared a winner.Basically, without pruning, your vines each season.

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How to Build a Chicken Coop for First-Timers

How to build a chicken coop and all the many features that can be built in or around them can be overwhelming for the first time coop builder. If you’re preparing to build your first coop, I know the question on your mind. “What does a chicken coop need for my chickens to be well cared for?” If you search online or even in magazines, you’ll find everything from functional, sustenance farming structures to designer chicken coops and everything in between. Of course, your choice will depend entirely upon your goals for your flock.

The sustenance farmer, like me, will want an entirely different design and look than a backyard enthusiast. This doesn’t make one chicken keeper better than the other, it just simply means we’re different. As my grandfather would say, “There are as many ways of gettin’ a farm job done as there are farmers. Ya gotta be willing to listen, help, and learn from ’em, even if it’s just to see what not to do.”

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What is a Chicken Coop?

It’s simply a structure which gives your flock shelter from weather and predators. Have you ever picked up a chicken when it’s asleep? Then you know they’re true zombies. They are helpless. So it’s important to give them a place to roost where they can feel safe and be safe. No matter what your choice for design, there are a few basic things to consider on how to build a chicken coop.

Housing Space

The amount of space for each bird also depends on how much outdoor time they will have. If your flock will free range during the day, they really only need a small shelter in which to sleep and get out of the weather. If your birds will be totally confined to your coop, including the yard space around it, they will need more space to avoid overcrowding. Of course, larger breeds require more space than smaller breeds.

A good rule of thumb is a minimum of 5 square feet per bird if your flock is fully confined and few in number. If you have a large flock, you can figure 8 square feet per bird. Again, this is for birds confined to the building proper. If you have a yard for them to be in, you can adjust the room needed for your building. When allowed free ranging or access to an open yard, you can easily house a dozen chickens in the space as small as 7 x 8′ because they’ll only be sleeping, laying eggs, or seeking shelter there.

When looking at how to build a chicken coop, think about food storage and cleaning out the coop. Besides knowing how to clean a chicken coop, you’ll also want to be sure the roof is high enough for you to stand up in and work with a shovel. The pitch of the roof is also important as this will allow rain and snow to run off

Location

In my experience, having a short walk from your home to the chicken yard is a nice thing. Besides being able to hear predators and gather eggs, I like having them close for visits.

You also want to find out whether or not you have to have a building permit. Especially for those who live in town. Your area may have other building restrictions for chicken coops so be sure to check on those.

If you’re in the South or any warm climate, you won’t have to worry about insulation. Your main concern will be providing protection from storms and a place for them to keep cool. In colder climates, you will need to to have a well-insulated coop tightly constructed to keep your birds warm.

Lighting

If you choose to put a window in your coop, be sure you have enough roof overhang to keep the summer sun from beating through it. You’ll also want to consider putting the window on the south side if you live in a cold climate. I don’t have windows in my coop because my birds are free ranged every day. Lighting is important for the fertility of the rooster and the hen since they are both affected by the amount of light they are exposed to. The more the better.

The debate on whether or not to have electricity in your coop lighting is a hot topic. I personally have never had electricity to my coop. When I lived in the deep South, I used an infrared heat bulb when temperatures dipped into the 20s.

Whether or not you choose to use artificial lighting in your coop be sure you do your research and provide for the safety and welfare of your flock. It’s always a good idea to talk to chicken keepers who are keeping their flock in ways similar to how you want to do it.

Yes, I see the spider webs. Just can’t keep ’em swept down. 

Ventilation

Ventilation is of the utmost importance. The more chickens you have in your coop, the more moisture there will be in the air because of their respirations and poop. Chickens have a high respiration rate because they can’t sweat. Instead, they exhale excess moisture.

If there isn’t proper air circulation, litter will get wet which will result in a buildup of ammonia. The build up of ammonia in your coop can cause health issues with your birds including ammonia poisoning, damage to their respiratory systems, foot damage and more.

Ventilation is important even during winter. My coop is ventilated on both ends and the door is covered in hardware wire. This allows for excellent ventilation, especially during the hot summer months. In the winter, I put plastic sheeting over the doors to block the cold air, but leave the ventilation in the roof open. Regular window screening does not allow enough air flow which is why I chose hardware wire.

Flooring

My grandmother’s coop had a dirt floor. My husband built mine to be portable so it has a wooden floor. Granny’s chickens were free ranged too so cleaning the dirt floor was never an issue for her. If you plan on keeping your birds confined, then a dirt floor is probably not ideal. It’s hard to keep clean and dry. It’s also easy for critters like mice to tunnel in! There’s also the parasite factor. It can be really difficult to remove parasites from the soil.

If you go with a wooden floor, you may want to consider building it off the ground to prevent mice from living underneath and gnawing through. This will also allow your floor to dry from underneath. The drawback, of course, is that wood rots over time especially when exposed to moisture.

For some, I suppose concrete would be an option. Although it is expensive, it would last a long time and you could hose it out. You would probably want to be sure your floor had a slope in it from under the roost toward the door to make cleaning out easier.

I saw a really cool idea when visiting a fellow chicken keeper. They had a plywood floor covered in Tyvek. At first, I thought this was kind of strange idea and wondered about the risk to their birds. When I questioned him, he said it keeps the moisture from the wood, it’s a breeze to clean out, and he had had it for several years without any problems. I did observe that the floor appeared as if no one had been pecking at it. It only seemed to have wear and tear.

Nests

You may not think about nests when planning how to build a chicken coop, but they are a vital part of what your chickens need. You can make your nests out of anything you want as long as it’s about 10 in tall and wide. I’ve decided it doesn’t really matter how many nests you have, whichever nest another hen is in, that’s the nest everyone wants.

I get so tickled at watching them fuss outside of a nest while one hen is laying when there are six other open nests. Some people put curtains on their nests, I don’t do that. My chicken nesting boxes are deep enough for the hen to feel safe and they are not in the direct sun.

You may have to change the nest litter occasionally if your hens poop in it. While I do freshen them, I find I only have to change the litter once a year and that’s mostly just for my peace of mind. If you just want a number, a good rule of thumb is one nesting box for every four layers.

This past year when I had a snake in the coop, a couple of my hens started laying under the roost. I wasn’t happy about having to reach under the roost to get their eggs. Every day I busted up the makeshift “nest” they formed in the litter. It took me actually catching her in the act, removing her from under the roost and placing her in the laying box to break her.

Roosts

Chickens roost. This means they fly up and perch curling their toes around the chicken roosting bar. Because of this it’s important to use a pole or round the edges of whatever you choose to use. If you don’t provide them with a roost, they will fly up into the trees if at all possible. Their instinct is to do this because they are such sound sleepers.

The roost can be made out of anything that is at least 2 to 3 inches in diameter and set from 2 to 4 feet off the floor. You don’t want to use anything that’s smooth because they’ll lose their grip and slip. Remember, your birds poop during the night so don’t place your bars too close together. In cold weather, your flock will crowd together, but under normal circumstances you want to allow 18 to 24 inches per bird on the roost, depending on the size of your breed. Be sure you place litter under your roost to make cleaning out the manure easy. I use straw or hay.

Remember to consider your breed when designing your roost. Some breeds prefer to roost higher than others. The Bantam prefers higher roosts while many of the feather-footed breeds prefer low roosts even one inch off the ground.

Doors

It’s important to remember that you will want easy access to your coop so include a people size door. I like the Dutch setup. I can leave the top closed during the day and the bottom open for easy access for my flock. When I want to enter, all I have to do is open the top door. This makes it easy for me to check for eggs, clean out the coop, and leaves me an open pathway for when I find a mouse or snake in the coop!

If you don’t want the Dutch type door, be sure you have a people door and a chicken door. The reason for this is so that the people door can be shut to minimize drafts and offer extra protection against predators. The smaller door will allow your chickens to get to their nests, get out of the weather, and escape predators. This can be designed in any way you really want.

If you don’t want to have to get up early in the morning to open the coop door, you may consider designing it with a timer so that the door opens automatically. I’ve only read about these so I assume they would require some power source. I enjoy getting up early and doing the chores, counting heads, and inspecting the flock.

You can always contact me if you have any questions I can help you with. Do you have a coop tip you’d like to share with us? Have a photo of your coop you’d like to share? We’d love to hear your tips and see your photos. Share them in the comments below.

Happy Coop building!

Safe and Happy Journey,

Rhonda and The Pack

How to Build a Chicken Coop for First-Timers was originally posted by All About Chickens

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How to Expand Taller

how to get taller Your height is mainly identified by the two your genetics as nicely as environmental aspects. Even although a number of factors that establish your top are out of your manage, there are a few things this sort of as your peak stays the same. When your development plates have closed, your height stays the very same. Even so, just before that window has shut, you can use the adhering to techniques and exercise routines to get to your total potential. What you do when you are youthful will most likely affect how large and tall you develop to be. Even though none of these actions can make certain you expand tall, getting a healthier, minimal-anxiety life style will boost the odds you get to your highest prospective height. one Recognize that most of your top will be established by the genetics of your family. Top is a polygenic trait, meaning it is affected by numerous various genes. Possessing two quick parents will not always mean that you will be quick, just as getting two tall parents will not make you a towering huge. Nonetheless, if most of the men and women on the two sides of your family are limited, then odds are that you will be limited as well. Do not be discouraged however. The truth is that you are not able to know how tall you will be right up until you get to complete bodily adulthood in your mid-twenties. Compute your projected peak. Operating in inches or centimeters, you can attempt to forecast your peak primarily based on the peak of your dad and mom. Include up your parents' heights (in inches or cm). Include 5 inches (thirteen cm) if you are a boy subtract 5 inches (thirteen cm) if you are a female. Divide by 2. The answer is your predicted height, give or get four inches (10 cm). Note that this is not an complete calculation, but it must be pretty near.[1] two Steer clear of expansion-stunting aspects. There might not be a lot you can do to increase your height, but you can consider several steps to make sure your organic peak is not shortened by environmental influences. Medicines and alcoholic beverages are both believed to add to stunted growth if they are ingested although you are younger, and malnutrition can preserve you from achieving your complete height as effectively. Does caffeine genuinely stunt your growth? Scientific examine displays that caffeine does not stunt progress.[two] Caffeine does, nonetheless, have a increased likelihood of trying to keep you from sleeping soundly and often. Youngsters and adolescents need about close to 9 1/two several hours of sleep, and caffeine may possibly damage your capacity to get that significantly sleep. Does cigarette smoking genuinely stunt your growth? The outcomes of smoking cigarettes and next-hand smoke on physique mass index (BMI) are inconclusive, nonetheless, according to Columbia University's Internet Health Source: "the available research indicates that young children who smoke, or who are exposed to next-hand smoke are shorter than those who do not smoke or are young children of non-smokers."[three] Do steroids actually stunt your expansion? Absolutely. Anabolic steroids inhibit bone expansion in younger young children and teenagers, along with lowering sperm rely, lowering breast measurement, elevating blood strain and putting you at higher threat of coronary heart attack.[4] Kids and teens who endure from asthma and use inhalers that dispense modest doses of the steroid budesonide are, on regular, fifty percent an inch shorter than those not treated with steroids.[5] three Get loads of snooze. Research implies that developing youngsters and pre-teens want between 8.5 and eleven several hours of snooze every single night time. Most of your expanding takes place whilst sleeping. This is since your entire body grows and regenerates tissue even though you are at relaxation. Make your sleeping atmosphere as relaxed as attainable and try out to remove loud noises and unnecessary light-weight. If you have problems slipping asleep, consider taking a warm tub or ingesting a sizzling cup of chamomile tea prior to bed. Not receiving enough hours of slumber will stunt your expansion. The human growth hormone (HGH) is created by natural means in our bodies, specifically for the duration of deep or sluggish wave slumber. Obtaining very good, seem sleep will motivate the creation of HGH, which is created in the pituitary gland. As a hormone, HGH is sometimes injected into the bloodstream underneath the supervision of a certified doctor. HGH creams, powders, capsules or non-prescription injections are medically suspect and can have severe facet effects.[6] Discuss with your physician just before commencing any training course of HGH treatment. Preserve your physique as straight as achievable whilst sleeping. Your spine have to be straight as possible. Lay on your again with your arms and legs stretched toward the foot of the mattress. Do not exert any energy or pressure to extend your limbs. Enable your human body to be entirely peaceful. You may allow your head switch to the correct or remaining and bend your arms if it is more comfy to you. The important thing is to keep your human body (torso and legs) as straight as feasible. This placement may demonstrate to be not comfortable for the first few evenings, but your body will quickly turn into accustomed to this method of sleeping and before long you will discover not only further inches but also a much more cozy sleep. Kick the "pillow routine". This is a really widespread mistake produced by most of us since we are led to imagine that a pillow permits for a far more cozy night's slumber so, via behavior, we turn into connected and typically settle for this as the most comfortable way to sleep. Nonetheless, nothing at all could be even more from the fact. The use of a pillow is an incorrect sort of sleeping and should be avoided. Whilst laying on your again with your head resting on a pillow, your neck is bent ahead in a really unnatural situation. In this position, your head is currently being pushed ahead and your back is arched, also a quite unnatural placement. If you undergo from recurrent neck or back again pains, in the majority of instances, you can most likely blame it on your pillow or mattress. Make confident your mattress is agency and able of offering your human body total assistance. This is aid to in maintaining your backbone as straight as achievable even though sleeping. A gentle or sagging mattress will tend to bend the backbone and curve the torso in a sinking effect, which have to be prevented. A very good mattress will assistance the whole physique, which will hold in a straight posture setting - a have to for obtaining increased peak. 4 Diet. Making certain you are receiving all the vitamins and minerals that your entire body calls for will support you expand to your complete height. Contain all of the subsequent substances in your meals. Consider a complement focused at your age group with breakfast every single morning and consider to include particular food items into your diet plan. Here are some particular ideas: Make confident to just take in an abundance of carbs and energy for that is the place the entire body gains its strength to develop. Get lots of calcium (found in dairy merchandise and eco-friendly vegetables). Calcium encourages bone growth and can aid avert osteoporosis. Using 500 mg of niacin has shown to drastically boost progress hormone ranges only when taken on an empty belly. Get sufficient vitamin D (which can be received by way of consuming fish, alfalfa, or mushrooms, or shelling out adequate time in the sunshine). Vitamin D encourages bone and muscle mass development in youngsters,[7] and a deficiency has been revealed to stunt progress and lead to excess weight achieve in teenage ladies. If you do not like fish, contemplate a purified fish oil supplement (purifying eliminates mercury). Consider in a plenty of lean protein (from meat, cheese, eggs, beans, tofu, seeds, or legumes). Proteins supply an crucial building block your entire body needs in order to develop. At minimum one particular (preferably two) of your foods each day must incorporate a substantial-good quality protein. If you consider the amount of protein in your diet is lower, then get protein powder when or two times a working day. Up your zinc intake (oysters, chocolate, peanuts, eggs, peas, asparagus, and health supplements). A zinc deficiency can result in stunted progress in children .[eight] The very best way to make certain you fulfill your body's daily need to have is by getting a vitamin or health supplement that contains zinc. Try to eat on a normal schedule. You need to be consuming three foods a working day, with tiny snacks in between breakfast and lunch, and lunch and evening meal. Try out to plan these occasions at about the identical time every working day. four-5 hrs is the time essential for insulin to disappear from your bloodstream so that growth hormone can work on building your tissue. This is the period of time that you must hold out in between foods. Proteins, which are absorbed slowly, should maintain you from turning into hungry. Your previous food should be 3-4 hrs ahead of you go to slumber. Tiny volume of protein shake are allowed appropriate prior to your bedtime. Take in a continual volume of food. That is why dieting is not advisable, as long as you are still increasing. Not ingesting a very good amount of foods will deprive your body of the substances in depth earlier mentioned, for that reason stunting your growth. If you want to drop fat, lower the amount of fats, sugar, and carbohydrates from your alimentation, but consume the relaxation of the foodstuff in very good, reasonable amounts. Also, try to shed bodyweight via sports activities. After all, you can nonetheless drop weight later on, but you should take the most out of your adolescence if you want to develop taller. five Maintain your immune system robust. Some childhood diseases can stunt your growth. Most of them can be avoided by the schedule immunizations you may have experienced as an infant, but remain on the protected aspect by ingesting a lot of Vitamin C (discovered in citrus fruits this kind of as oranges, grapefruits, and lemons) and obtaining a lot of relaxation as soon as you discover that you really feel unwell. Maintain your immune method powerful by consuming complete, fresh meals. Attempt to keep away from processed foods, foodstuff with vacant energy or large amounts of excess fat, and hydrogenated foods, this kind of as margarine or shortening. Consume a broad variety of healthy meals. Eating 1 factor such as açaí berries or salmon for every meal, whilst not damaging, will not do all that significantly to preserve your immune method at its strongest. Try to eat a selection of fruits, lots veggies, whole grains, protein sources these kinds of as milk, cheese, nuts and fish, and other meals abundant in anti-oxidants and omega-three fatty acids for a much healthier immune system. Drinking water is the simple solvent for all the products of digestion. It is important for eliminating waste from our bodies and six to eight glasses every day is regarded healthier. 6 Exercising your entire body. Unfortunately, if your progress plates have closed as thanks to your age, exercising will not affect your expansion rate.[nine] But if you get pleasure from swimming, biking, managing, or yoga, between other sports activities and you have not stopped expanding, workout mixed with the right diet plan and correct snooze ought to aid you develop. Carrying out stretches has some beneficial effects. Stretching is the most powerful sort of doing exercises when it will come to top improve. Undertaking intensive stretching workout routines can include a number of further inches to your top, even shortly right after progress has stopped. For very best outcomes, you ought to do these workout two times a working day, soon after you wake up and just before you go to bed. Begin with effortless workouts, then slowly shift on to the far more challenging types. Swimming has also been claimed to assist by elongating muscle groups in a way comparable to stretching. A number of laps might help your effort. Tickle Therapeutic massage. This works greatest if any person else does it for you: Massage your knee for 5-10 minutes. This should be quite ticklish to some other individuals. Massaging your knees with your fingers enables your knees to launch expansion chemicals that helps you develop your bones. 7 Follow excellent posture. Numerous folks rob them selves of added top since they are unsuccessful to understand that a great posture is essential for maximum height boost. Proper posture includes a lot more than just standing straight and erect. You should teach each and every portion of your body to keep its suitable position. You have to find out how to hold your head, your pelvis, your legs, sit properly, walk accurately, furthermore several other do's and don'ts to assure you of attaining each achievable inch of height. If you stand up straight, your bones will expand straight, and you will not get osteoporosis, which will naturally make you seem shorter. So when you stand up and sit up straighter, not only will you seem taller, but you will feel taller, and maybe even be taller. Attempt the Alexander technique for far better posture. Employed by qualified singers and actors, the Alexander method increases posture by employing what the founder of the method, F. Matthias Alexander, referred to as "great use of the physique." Lessons teaching the strategy are well-known. eight Cultivate confidence. Currently being taller may possibly be great, but it can't make up for a standard deficiency of self confidence. Take part in clubs, utilize by yourself in school, and make certain to take on a pastime you are successful with. These will all increase your temper and a constructive frame of mind will more than make up for any missing height. nine Visit a health care specialist. If you occur from a tall household and you are not developing by your mid-teenagers, or if your peak has not transformed a lot from prior to puberty to for the duration of puberty, then it really is a very good thought to see a doctor. Circumstances that can stunt your expansion (this sort of as human expansion hormone deficiency or autoimmune illnesses) are pretty uncommon, but they do exist. If you are taking in a healthy diet regime and acquiring lots of rest, but you are even now not expanding, then it is time to seek advice from a doctor. Consider seeing a doctor if you are a limited adult. Although there are numerous childhood conditions (this kind of as rickets) that can result in a limited peak as an grownup, you need to still inquire a doctor about it. There may be techniques to make certain that your bones and organs are healthful, even however you did not grow to your full peak. wikiHow's mission is to help individuals understand, and we actually hope this write-up helped you. Now you are assisting other individuals, just by checking out wikiHow. The Wikimedia Basis aims to empower and engage individuals all around the globe to collect and create academic articles in the general public area. In coordination with a network of individual volunteers and impartial motion businesses, the foundation has developed a motion with more than 30 million registered contributors who work together to share the sum of all human information with each man or woman on the planet. 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