#what a sexy chonker

[tesserariuss]

MiG-25 Foxbat A

[prolix-yuy]

WIP Update!

How is it going my lovelies?! September has had some weird energy, but it feels like things are finally starting to turn around. Here's a fun lil WIP update!

My biggest new project is the next installment of I Think of You, and it's a big ol' chonker. I'm psyched to get back to my favorite space family, it's been much too long. And wouldn't you know it, we're diving back into some canon in this next one...

The next SW!Frankie story is also coming along! I officially have 4 asks for the series left (ahhhh!) but that is nowhere near the end of the story. Plus if any other asks pop in you know they could find their way into the timeline! But this one is all about them moving in together and rollercoaster that can be.

I've also got a lovely little ask from my favorite Jack girlie @fuckyeahdindjarin for a follow-up to Decoherence. Cee is asking all the questions I couldn't fit into the epilogue, so we're taking another dive in to address some lingering thoughts I'd like to share about Jack and Sugar.

The Plan: The First Date has also been knocking at my door, and how can I say no to Dieter and Murch? My babies! They're just about to see what a day together might look like, and all the questions that come with what the heck they're doing. Hijinks, sexiness and Dieter abound!

And then last (but certainly not least), I'm starting work on my Halloween story for this year! I've been watching some inspiration movies to get in the mood, and while nothing's on paper yet I will say Marcus Pike is our main boy and it will be spooky ;)

I won't be posting much writing over the next month since I've got my hands full behind the scenes, but I may find time to do a few little short pieces as warm-ups. October is my catch-up time, but I promise November will have lots of new fun things to enjoy. Plus things I've been reading! My TBR list is full to bursting!

Thank you all for coming along for the ride and enjoying more stories together!

[twistedtummies2]

So is there any hot anime boys you know from media that have some chub? I don't mean like absolute chonkers, but I mean like anime boys who are still tall and sexy, but they kinda have this doughy beer belly that isn't super big but it's just large enough to notice.

None fitting that description automatically come to mind. Thankfully, that's what fantasies and OC creativity are for. Ha Ha.

[elindae-writes]

I do wonder a little. If in your fic skyfire had lived through his crash and had a scenerio similar to them unearthing him like in g1 and found him well alive, what things will occur from it?

I’ve debated having this happen in Unburied. I think I might have him get unburied (hA) but I could change my mind on that. Just assume that the scenario I’ve outlined below could potentially appear in the story, so think of this all as potential spoilers!

The Decepticons would find him first. It’s just snazzier that way. I’m going for Maximum Shuttle Angst. They discover him and they of course instantly know who he is because Megatron and Soundwave did some sleuthing work on Starscream and discovered that he was falsely accused of murdering this guy.

They’d use him to do labwork and energon refinement work. When the Autobots find out about him and are like “give him over” Megatron would then use him as leverage. The ‘Cons would threaten to hurt him if the Autobots don’t let them do whatever they want.

Skyfire would at first have no clue Starscream is even still alive and would just be told “hey, there’s a war, the ‘Bots are evil, you should totally live with us ‘Cons on the totally cool not-crashed warship that is absolutely meant to be on the bottom of the Atlantic ;).” Skyfire would join but would also sense that Something Is Up and would be unsure if his anxiety is over being displaced in time or due to there being something actually wrong.

I think I’d make his personality like that of Steve Roger’s. They both get stuck in ice for an extremely long amount of time, both experience culture shock, and are also both goody-two-shoes who gasp in horror at swear words. (Which begs the question--who would be Tony? Probably Knock Out.)

Knock Out: I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous raging cargo plane monster.

Skyfire: ...You’re a racecar covered in polish. Take that off, what are you?

Knock Out: Still quite sexy.

(Would Skyfire actually say that? Maybe not. He’d probably just silently stand there all flustered and confused and wonder where his favorite jet is. I have only seen Cap in his first debut movie and in the 2012 Avengers so that’s the version of him Skyfire would be based off of)

Skyfire would refuse to be a 50-foot tall shuttle damsel in distress and try to escape.

They would decide to get him an Earth alt-mode. Knock Out and Breakdown would break into a museum and have him scan a space shuttle. They’ve broken into museums before in this show. Fowler would march into the Autobot base angrily pointing at grainy security footage of KO and BD polishing a space shuttle as a giant partially visible mech scans it.

Perhaps Skyfire would be visible in the footage or maybe not at all. Either way the Autobots would soon realize that the Decepticons have a new massive bot on their servos and the Autobots would get really anxious. If Skyfire is in the camera frame, even partially, Starscream would recognize him in just nanoseconds.

Fowler: Prime! The ‘Cons have a new recruit. We can only see the new guy’s kneecaps in this footage due to his big size. Who’s this chonker?

Optimus: This is a dark time for us. The Decepticons are expanding their ranks and we must be prepared to face a new large physically powerful foe in battle--

Starscream: *sobbing* THAT’S MY 50-FOOT TALL BABY SHUTTLE WHO I LOST IN THE SNOW

Megatron is upset he isn’t the tallest bot around anymore. He seems like the kind of person to be needlessly smug about being tall. I bet he made fun of Starscream for being short (even though he’s the one who fragging MADE Starscream short by giving him a new frame!)

Breakdown and Knock Out would glomp onto Skyfire (if they haven’t already joined the Autobots that is). Picture two gay guys adopting a space shuttle.

Knock Out: This is our son :)

Skyfire: Oh, uh, thanks! But... I’m older than you?

Megatron: He looks nothing like you two charlatans.

Knock Out: STOP TRYING TO TEAR THIS FAMILY APART

The meeting between Skyfire and Bulkhead would be... interesting. Skyfire knows diddly squat about Bulkhead but Bulkhead on the other servo probably knows more about Skyfire than Skyfire knows about himself. Bulkhead would awkwardly explain to Skyfire the fate of the data cylinder he launched towards Earth.

Bulkhead: So, uh, you know those... logs you made?

Skyfire: You discovered my data cylinder?!

Bulkhead: Eh, yeah. It caused a skoosh of a problem.

Skyfire: A ‘skoosh’ of a problem?

Bulkhead: It maybe kinda sorta overwrote my memories?

Skyfire: ...wHAT--

Bulkhead: Eh, it wasn’t your fault, y’know? Ahhh, we all make mistakes. I once sneezed on Miko. I once drove into a tree and got stuck. You accidentally created a device that erased my personality. Just another roadbump in the road of life hahaaa ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Skyfire: *panicked shuttle noises*

The public would be perplexed by him. Trending headlines would read “WHY WAS SPACE SHUTTLE ENDEAVOUR SIGHTED OVER A CITY?” and the government would have to scramble to explain why.

I need to keep a good ratio of good guys vs villains. Knock Out, Breakdown, Soundwave, and obviously Skyfire are good guys. Dreadwing will become an ally of the Autobots so he’ll slot into the good guy category as well. Megatron, M.E.C.H., Shockwave, and Airachnid will all continue to be villains. As for Predaking, I really don’t know. Then Darksteel and Skylynx come in and it’s just a lot of bots and a lot of potential villains and good guys. If Skyfire is introduced I’d make at least one of the members of the Predacon Trio a really big villain in order to balance things out. I’ll most likely pick Predaking because he could be a foil for Skyfire due to their massive sizes.

[feral-ffa]

Chonkers Waitstaff cast

I told you all i was gonna make hooters but with fat catboys and I did.

Chonkers Waitstaff cast

Caesar  - tortie longhair 🐱

height: 5′10

weight: 250

eyes: copper

skin: warm cocoa

time served: <2 months

status: het, has a gf

fave menu item: lemon pepper wings (flats > drums)

sign: leo

Caesar is the newest waiter at Chonkers, and he’s still learning the ropes. His gf noted that if he was going to be packing on the pounds, he may as well work somewhere that chubby guys can make some decent cash. He’s excited about the new gig and very happy his gf doesn’t mind the relationship weight. In his spare time, he likes gaming, watching movies, and cooking. He’s trying to move in with his gf soon.

Caesar has a medium fade, a round upturned nose, a smattering of freckles across his face, and full lips. His hair, ears, and very fluffy tail are black speckled with reddish brown. He carries his weight mostly in his belly and butt, but he has a nice set of starter moobs.

Chet - yellow lab 🐶

height: 5′5

weight: 270

eyes: pale green

skin: golden tan

time served: ~ 7 months

status: bi, single

fave menu item: brownie skillet a la mode

sign: libra

Chet may not be the biggest or most popular waiter at Chonkers, but he always provides great service. Charming and relaxed, Chet is a surfer boy who lives up to his name. His free time is spent surfing, hiking, and mountain biking. He loves to try out new foods too. Chet is easygoing, and always willing to lend a helping hand or a listening ear. He has lots of friends outside work too and he’s one of the people who you actually believe when they say they’re single by choice.

Chet’s surfer tan may be all natural, but a lot of gel goes into perfecting his windswept surfer hairstyle and keeping his tail flowing. he’s often seen with knee braces and/or sports tape. He may be a bigger guy, but since he’s quite active, his arms, legs, and butt are still very toned.

Nermal - gray tabby shorthair 🐱

height: 5′8

weight: 310

eyes: gray

skin: milky

time served: >3 years

status: gay, has a bf

fave menu item: whatever the customer will pay him to eat

sign: gem

Nermal is sexy and he knows it. You don’t get to be the top in surveys for 2 years in a row without being hot. Nermal’s smug yet doe-eyed charm and eager willingness to let customers slip a tip in his shorts or pay him to finish their meal makes him the most popular waiter by far. All that tip money goes to good use - Nermal streams games, posts unboxing videos of gamer merch and mechanical keyboard parts, and occasionally lavishes his deabeat bf with gifts. (Word to the wise: don’t mention that bf in front of customers. You might get scratched!)

Of course Nermal looks perfect. He has a button nose. He has a skincare routine. His tail is sleek and smooth. His hair is plucked from the cover of a boy band magazine. His tummy, tits, and butt are round and perfectly proportioned. There’s even a rumor he has innie nipples. But you don’t get to see em for free.

Timothy - black & white holland lop 🐰

height: 6′1

weight: 380

eyes: hazel

skin: soft pinky

time served: >1 year

status: bi, single

fave menu item: XXL loaded breakfast burger

sign: sag

Timothy got into this job for one reason only: food. He loves to eat. The customer service may be mediocore, but he will finish customer’s meals for free if they ask, even though this makes him unpopular among some of the more money-motivated waiters. Timothy isn’t unfriendly, but not many people know what goes on in his personal life. (if they did, he might get invited more places, since he can fucking shred on guitar.) He does his best to break up arguments and call out rude customers whenever he can, and he’s always nice to BOH. Bit of a whiner though.

Timothy is the heaviest waiter and he has the body to match. He’s soft all over, with a cleft belly starting to form an apron. His impressive moobs won him the regional wet t-shirt contest last year too. His bicolor hair could use a trim, but he looks pretty presentable when he slicks it back, which is never. He has a few miscellaneous tattoos and facial piercings

BOH cast

Gloo - Possum

job: head chef

height: 5′6

weight: 145

eyes: gray

skin: gravy-colored

time served: since opening

status: het, single

fave menu item: wouldn’t eat any of this greasy crap

sign: scorpio

Though you wouldn’t know it by talking to her, Gloo really enjoys this gig. Pay is decent and she gets to watch cute fat guys all day. Gloo possesses the rage and stubbornness of any head chef but is also neurotic and twitchy. She has a pretty big crush on Timothy, and everyone knows this except Timothy himself.

Gloo has a pointy nose and sharp teeth, of course. Her flat off-white hair is juuust long enough to go into a ponytail.

Ricky - Raccoon

job: line cook

height: 5′6

weight: 215

eyes: dark brown

skin: maple

time served: <1 year

status: unknown, single

fave menu item: crispy spicy chicken sandwich with extra pickles

sign: cap

Ricky also likes this job. He sells lots of weed, there’s always gossip, and the food is good. Maybe too good, in fact. He’s put on at least 50 lbs since he started working at Chonkers, leading to some teasing, especially from Chet and Nermal. Management might not think he’s FOH material just yet, so he has more time to be in denial about his gain.

Ricky has messy dark brown hair and perpetual dark rings under his eyes. His starter belly is getting just a little soft underneath.

Nathan - Seagull

job: prep n dish

height: 5′11

weight: 200 (fit)

eyes: blue

skin: pale

time served: unknown

status: unknown

fave menu item: doesn’t seem to have one. has been witnessed eating out of the dumpster.

sign: unknown

A paragon of airheaded bliss, Nathan communicates primarily through squwaking and shouting. He is the only employee who has even been inside a gym.

Side characters

Kiana - Black poodle

Caesar’s GF. She has a cooking IG and youtube channel.

Digby - Shi Tzu

Digby is the smallest floor employee. He’s the long-suffering host and he’s tired of everyone’s drama.

Thom - Siamese

Always on that vape. Nermal’s rival. Will scratch a bitch.

[zmediaoutlet]

You had a very interesting view about Sam and I agree that it’s not a bad thing. I was wondering what your thoughts are about Dean. He is quite open minded when it comes to sex but the only women we have seen him become emotionally involved with over a longer period of time are “hot”.

This is hearkening back to a LONG TIME AGO with the headcanon that almost shall not be named, because people got so shitfit pissy about it, but hey, maybe some of those people have permanently lost internet access and we don’t have to hear from them anymore: it was about how I like quietly playing with the idea of Sam being a tiny bit physically shallow. I repeat: it’s a damn interesting idea. Especially with how Sam is so consciously (and it is conscious, to the point of being self-conscious) Politically Correct, and ‘enlightened’, and all. Anyway. That’s some old shit. On to this new shit.

Definitely, Dean prefers the hot, too. I mean, of course he does–who doesn’t? Lisa was smokin’, no doubt about it, and he’s smokin’ too–tens settling naturally with other tens, that’s the way it goes. Isn’t that some internet saying? That you don’t naturally move more than one deviation away from your ‘ranking’? That’s definitely been Dean’s truth. (Of course, lately we’re supposed to pretend that he’s not one of the most exquisite creatures to walk the earth–dad bod? really? come on, twats.)

Still, can’t you see Dean going for a–pardon the phrase–chonker? Maybe not a size 18 jeans, zitty, bad hair Kmart lady (does she even exist in the world of Supernatural?), but someone with a little… what was the phrase. Give. I’m thinking of the fatsucker episode, where they were talking to that girlfriend, and while she talked about her fat dead husband Sam was faintly repulsed and Dean just looked thoughtful. A little cushion for the pushin’–doesn’t seem like a bad idea, really. There’s also way back in that first Gabriel episode. Granted, hard to pull canon from that since it’s a rashomon story, but Dean’s vision of the grad student was a sexy black dress–Sam’s vision was a, yes, slightly chunky white trash chick, and Dean seemed perfectly happy to be there. The thing is, I can picture Dean happy with either version–eager and thrilled and ready to bang at the slightest invitation–which I can’t do, with Sam. Sam found white trash chick faintly repulsive, too; just look how his POV relates the story, with her half-puking and then swallowing it, and her blue eyeshadow, and both of them sloppy. He’s clearly grimacing, and it might be because of behavior entirely, but then why does his POV put her in an entirely different body? The grad student actress could’ve played both roles–but she didn’t, and I think that tells us a leetle something.

The thing is that, duh, TV world, both of them are super sexy and most of their hookups are going to be wannabe starlets who are also sexy. That’s just the way it goes. But the part I find genuinely interesting is in the difference between their attitudes. Dean just comes across as… happy to be there? “Oh, you want to have sex with me? Hooray!” I’m sure he has preferences, too, but everything I can think of seems to be a personality preference–Bela’s hot as fuck, but he will not have sex with her because he finds her personally repulsive. Same as the middle-aged ladies in Ask Jeeves–if they’d been cool and not awful, I can one hundred percent see Dean being the filling in a MILF sandwich and then bragging about it afterwards to Sam. In contrast, Sam comes across with much stronger preferences. Note, clearly not (canonically) demisexual, since he banged down with Piper after a single diner conversation and with Dr Cara after a total of half an hour of case-related talk–he’s dtf and I love him for it. But he’s also not dtf with any random lady who waves her cooch his way, and that’s… great.

Isn’t that great? It’s not a bad thing, to have preferences–it’s only cool-different-strange when those preferences are counter to your expectations for a character. Think how easy it’d be to write Badass Cool Guy Dean as someone who rolls his eyes at the chicks who throw themselves at him, and to have him be cold, and only fuck just the right femme fatale who measures up to his standards. We know that character, we’ve had to hang out with him. How totally unexpected and fuggin delightful is it that the real Dean is in fact none of that, and is instead a warm muffin who grins about all the ladies and goes so soft under affection that he practically dissolves into a puddle? And then by contrast: educated feminist liberal Sam, it’d be so easy to picture him with a beautiful at any size t-shirt on, and seriously blogging about how society’s expectations are harmful blah blah blah. And the thing is, I bet he would; I just find it more interesting if, in his heart of hearts, he doesn’t actually feel it. Characters are always more interesting with contradictory layers.