#what IF evan didnt have to be a manhandleable androgynous waif who can barely stand on his own. <- never thought this day would come

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how would your Evan be a hockey player he looks like he'd break all his bones if you blew on him hard enough

SUSPEND YOUR DISBELIEF

but also aw... could you imagine what he'd be like if he was actually athletic... he has a sleeper build under all those baggy sweaters. maybe he's around 5'10 and lean and everyone else still dwarfs him travis konecny-style. he has the most sunken eyebags ever from going to the gym at 5am every day. has had several knee surgeries. he's perpetually holding a whey protein shake and a nike duffel but he still has the girliest face and waist. barty is 6'5 and gobsmacked when evan can effortlessly pick him up...