#what Doctor Behaviour. sorry to be mean with it but Call Me Unsurprised y'know | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cappucosmico · 9 months ago

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dragon's okay btw he just had a 280 dollar shitting and vomiting event. making my life flash before my eyes etc. vets just cost obscene amounts to look at your cat for a second and say "Yeah he looks about alright"

mr dipshit right after a vet visit HE CAUSED!!!

#not to tmi it but. he barfed‚ then shat on the floor just Casually no resistence. and made no effort to move away from his own poopflow.#so he just Laid There for a second while i held his tail up to offer him the bare minimum dignity of not getting it covered in poop.#and then eventually moved him away when he was Done With That y'know. bc he wasn't planning on it evidently #and that whole time he was just drooling and wheezing. having like a whole freakout #for about 30-45 minutes of the carride he offered 0 resistence for the situation and was just completely limp and out of it.#then just sort of. slowly perked up. Realised he was in a car. and was Offended to put it lightly.#not that he's ever a hassle he was just kinda crying and wiggleworming a bit to look around confused. teenage boy who just woke up style #but yeah. basically fine by the time we got there so they just said Lol looks fine! That'll be 280 dollars.#and i died inside. amen #what Doctor Behaviour. sorry to be mean with it but Call Me Unsurprised y'know

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