#wetbangs

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smoshpvnk’s blank + posts:

wetbangs edition 🚔

[notthatalex]

ANYWAY

You should read the fic hahaha, I have written a lot more than they acted out.

[cnvrsecupid]

omg!!! finals is done :D spring break baby!!! which means!!! there’s FINALLY TIME FOR ME TO WRITE WETBANGS

[notthatalex]

Sarah and [REDACTED] got together because they hooked up once and then [REDACTED] just never left Sarah's apartment. Because she is like barley home anyway and because she appreciated not having to find new guys to hook up constantly, she just let it happen.

Convenient if your hook-up living at your place and then stuff just slowly developed.

Also, [REDACTED] was getting kicked out of his place or smth, and he has no job that pays. So Win-Win for him too.

[notthatalex]

Made myself a playlist for my sarah christ/[redacted] fic :>

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I have been thinking about [REDACTED], Sarah Christ, Conspiracy and how it interplays between them.

The consensus of why people believe in conspiracies often boils down to them needing the world to be simpler. To have simple answers to complex problems. On first glance most of them are disgusting complex and contradictory of course, but that is just dress up. The simplicity lies in that there is one "THEM" that is behind it all. One convenient bad group that does evil because they are evil and you can blame for everything.

[REDACTED] obviously falls under that, he is a "conspiracy theorist, the caricature" the character.

But Sarah operates on a very similar mindset sometimes. It is just much more contained and doesn't bleed into other parts of the world for her. And yeah I am talking about the Creekside Killer. He is everyone and everything she needs him to be. A convenient bad guy that does all evil because he is evil and you can blame. So she has a tangible enemy and doesn't have to jump into the complexities. She clearly has a brain that lends into self to conspiracy. Even her motivations and drive is similar. "Pretty women with their hair down are getting killed left and right by "THEM" and of i can just get rid of "THEM" it will all be fixed." THEM in her case is literally just one guy but of you swap it out with the THEM conspiracy theorists talk about it is the same. Also the "pretty women with their hair down" can be replaced with any group the particular conspiracy theorists sees as vulnerable victims. A lot of the time in reality it is ofcourse children and and sex crimes.

The only important point is that they are just stand ins, that isn't really about helping those groups. Even when they tell themselves (and they have to tell themselves) they are. They are just tropes in their story to justify their actions. And this is exactly the case for Sarah. Chasing this one killer, that every information we are getting on him is widely contradictory, is not helping the group she is claiming to do all of what she does for.

I think the biggest reasons she is way more grounded in reality than [REDACTED] is her social political statues. On top of also being more mentally stable (low bar tbf, bc she is very fucked up)

She is an cop. And that fact hurts and helps her at the same time. On one hand, being an American cop makes you actually more likely to sink into right-wing conspiracy theories (the right wing is kinda redundant). On the other hand, she is also a woman and an Ex-Detective, which probably causes some interplay there. I think she is disillusioned with the system while still clinging to some parts of it for stability. Which you would think would actually push her more into conspiracies, but I think it actually has the opposite effect. Most conspiracy theorists love the cops and military while distrusting the government and especially central agencies. It's contradictory, but what do you want from conspiracy? It has to be.

A couple of right (wrong) expirences, and she could fully lose herself in conspiracy, too.

She is the archetype of Cop, that has a drinking/smoking problem, with a bit of a power fantasy that's divorced and not allowed to see their kid anymore. She is a women on top of that, and only that identity change influences her character way more than it may seems. And like it should. Being a women, being in that social political class shapes you A LOT. Even when you have all these other forces pulling you in other directions.

On top of that I also think having a relationship with [REDACTED] keeps her from falling deeper. It may seem like the opposite should be the fact, but I think seeing the other side so intimately... repels you from it. She knows what the end point of ot all looks like, and it's not pretty. If she was blind to it the chances of falling deeper would be more likely for her.

Feel free to disagree. Would love to hear. If anyone even read this.

[notthatalex]

Finished chapter 3 ^^

[notthatalex]

Chapter 4 upon ye

[notthatalex]

With the amount of times wet cop and redacted are getting brought up at smosh right now I am getting slight hope to see them both in a video togehter again

Need them back <3

[notthatalex]

Links, Links, Links

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Characters

Chosen

Augustus

Brianna Boho

John Down Bad

Sarah Christ

[REDACTED]

Ships

Nintendogs (Chosen/Augustus)

Brosen (Brianna/Chosen)

Wetbangs (Sarah/[REDACTED])

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WELCOME TO THE SIMULATION

[notthatalex]

Nobody will be ready when I have 2 weeks of work with no obligations soon

The least me myself

Contemplating if I want to keep writing the wetbangs fic of finish that one nintendogs oneshot...

Haven't even kept up with the smosh ao3 tag at all too. So prob have a bunch of new stuff to read myself, which will be cool.

[readthephible]

hi there! i’m avery or aves, they, 21. this blog is kinda organized but not well. curse the tumblr app!

about me —

infp, sXe, disabled, andro, ace/demispec sapphic, awkward, anxious, creative

interests —

SMOSH !!, dan & phil<3, writing, video editing, etc

purpose —

make more friends in fandom, get more comfortable sharing my art (writing, fan edits), heal my inner tween, learn skills to move towards my career. working on (little to) no shame 2024!

socials —

@smoshpunk on instagram

@shadowcvrse (bg3 sideblog)

@toonkatya (ttr sideblog)

writing —

i write / post rpf. don’t like don’t read! for this is fictional creative writing and not a speculation on reality. also, don’t share my writing with the people they’re based on.

bother about me shaymien, shaynse, ianthony, amangela, spommy, shaymanda, spourtney, shayncer, courtrasha, nintendogs, wetbangs and any others really except shour/tney (here’s why)

then ofc talk to me about phan

fun links —

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[readthephible]

god i have so many fics to catch up on i could cry. i’m sorry if you have sent me ones or shared them in discord i am not ignoring you or your amazing writing i just have so many omfndkejdjekjw i’m so proud of us as a community we are crankin it out. on ao3 smosh is at 1930 works, shaymien 483, shaynse 21, spommy 50, ianthony 628, courtrasha 6, amandian / wetbangs 15, amangela 49 and more stats !!!!!!!!