#westley.txt

[whyrobotsexy]

i do not want a robot to have human genitalia, i want to stick my hand in their chest and fuck around with their wires. idc if im risking getting electrocuted

[allfr0gs]

i'd yet to post this here, but i lost my mother in april. due to it being sudden, we have no way of paying for cremation, which will cost us around $1800. my dad had to beg for a payment plan and the funeral home expects $500 by next month. i would ask for the full amount but if i can just at least get the $500 as soon as possible, i would truly appreciate it so very much. thank you for reading this far, anything helps and my paypal is allfr0gs

[declonius]

Imagine thinking hinata was more important in Naruto’s child hood than iruka,,, the dumbassery

[bestley-ttlewatchdog-blog]

Okay, okay, so! To start off, I am Westley!

I used to be under Lord Hater’s command, now under nobody’s but myself!!

Today was a very good day, as I finally managed to establish a connection with the Uninternet after months of tweaking my communicator, heheh! It serves as a little router now for my phone.

((heyo guys it’s ya boi JARED here presenting the best little watchdog EVER, thanks to @off-the-peep-end MAKING ME WATCH WANDER OVER YONDER.

the about has yet to be made, but if you wish to interact with an eyeball who just wants to be loved, please reblog/like! thank you!))

[allfr0gs]

making a revised post of this one bc of info i forgot to update it with. thanks to storage fees, the cost of my mother's cremation is nearly $2,000. dad worked out a payment plan and had to pay $500 up front and another $500 is due next month (and so on and so forth until the costs are fully paid off), so the total amount due is around $1,500 now.

as of making this post, we have $200 sitting in my paypal account thanks to donations and gift cards earned via apps + a site that let you earn points that you then cash in for gift cards (which, unfortunately, takes a while to earn).

so: $200/$500

paypal

[whyrobotsexy]

need a robot partner to just lean against and hang out with. maybe i explain human things to them, maybe we just lean against one another in silence.

[whyrobotsexy]

you should fall in love with a robot, it'd be good for you

[allfr0gs]

does anyone else think it's just a little Weird that when a woman is hysterical (panic hysterical not funny hysterical) in a movie or show, the response to that is a slap to the face? 9 times out of 10 it's by a man, too. i understand in certain situations you have to make snap decisions and you need someone to be quiet or you need them to move along with you or you're trying to make them snap out of it, whatever. but surely there are better responses to hysterics than slapping someone, right? a calmer approach?

[allfr0gs]

anyway. i could take ben shapiro in a fight

[allfr0gs]

why do nature docs almost never show walruses or elephant seals in the water?? is it safer to film them on land than in water? do they just not think of filming them swimming around and/or hunting?

[allfr0gs]

pat robertson is dead? thank fucking god

[allfr0gs]

love hearing my cat going “mrrp” in the kitchen only to be followed by my dad saying “don’t you ‘mrrp’ at me”

[allfr0gs]

the leading lady in a musical epic from the 60′s will look at the most ill-tempered, most mysoginystic man and go “that’s the man i’m gonna marry.”

[allfr0gs]

ppl on tiktok don't seem to know the difference between intrusive and impulsive thoughts do they

[allfr0gs]

grey's anatomy really is a show

[allfr0gs]

why does february have so few days?? why didn't they just take 2 days from any of the months that have 31 days and give them to february?