#wessi (derogatory)

[pruengs]

thinking about how in hetalia canon, gilbert calls ludwig 'west' and like that's whatever, but it got me thinking about how funny it'd be if, instead of calling him 'west', he'd call him a 'wessi' (which is something you'd call a person from west germany before the reunification).

[ofskellingtcns]

𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝟸𝟻; 𝙽𝙴𝚇𝚃 𝙶𝙴𝙽.

                     wesley skellington.

wes would argue that he’s not his father’s son but the truth is he is exactly the piece of jasper he lost. if you ever wanted to know what a teenage jasper skellington was like just take a look at wesley skellington. a menace with a hunger for knowledge and starry eyes, wes is known to get himself into situations but he always manages to get himself out. as the only skellington son, the people of hallow falls except him to fulfill the role that jasper left behind but wes isn’t interested in playing into their hierarchy and games because of his last name. 

inspired  by  : richie tozier (  it 2017  ) , mike wheeler (  stranger things  )  ,  donnie darko ( donnie darko ) ,  charlie kelly (  it’s always sunny in philadelphia  ) , boys will be bugs by cavetown , wally west  ( young justice ) , shane madej ( watcher / buzzfeed unsolved ) , jj maybank ( outer banks ) , borderline by tame impala , lip gallagher ( shameless ) 

𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙻

birth name. wesley lavandin hamato-skellington nicknames.  wes, weast, wessy date of birth.   october 29 age.    twenty-one. gender.   cis male. pronouns.  he/him. species.   half skeleton monster / clone powers.   skeleton form, flexibility, detach-ability & strength sexuality.  bisexual. place of birth.    elias, california. current residence.   elias, california. occupation.    university student / intern at genius built 

𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴

height. 6'2" build. muscular. thicc boy like his dad hair colour/style. blonde. the blondest boy you will ever meet.  eye colour. blue. piercings.  a nose ring on the right side. tattoos. ( x ) notable markings.  tw* light gore ?? since he’s only half skeleton monster he has faint scars from where he detaches himself. the darkest one is around his neck. glasses/contacts ?  neither. faceclaim.  rudy pankow. voiceclaim. rudy pankow. ( x )

𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷

physical ailments.   none. allergies.   n/a. sleeping habits. he’s a night owl. his sleep patterns are horrible body temperature.  cold lil boy. dominant hand.    right. drugs / smoke / alcohol ? no / yes / yes

𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈

tropes.   beware the silly ones, genius ditz, plucky comic relief, the stoner, wild card positive traits. laid-back, humorous, intelligent, compassionate, protective, imaginative, innovative  negative traits.  irresponsible, impulsive, impatient, rowdy, reckless, sarcastic, stubborn usual mood.  silly goofy mood. likes. french fries, skateboarding, scaring people for funsies, science, spiders, moths, dark chocolate, surfing, the ocean, sitting on roofs and talking about life, his little experiments that challenge the natural order of things, the smell of pine trees, rainy mornings, christmas lights, autumn leaves crunching under your feet, baseball caps, punk rock aesthetic  dislikes.  the weight that comes with being a skellington, mustard, country music, his grandparents, hugs from people he doesn’t like / not comfortable with, snow, people who feel entitled to his family, people talking about his family, how angry he gets sometimes  bad habits.  getting into fights. letting people underestimate him so he can have the upper hand in situations. very mansplain, manipulate, malewife ♡

𝚁𝙴𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂

mother.   n/a. father.      jasper skellington, donatello hamato siblings.   lilith, diana & calliope hamato-skellington. pets.  he shares a dog with harry named rocky, their child. on top of that his pets are a snake named cleopatra, a tarantula named xeno and a squirrel named igor. birth order.   middle of four. significant other.  harry teague, boyfriend. closest friends. the jones family, bria utonium, caspian mcqueen, reggie rogers, lucien reyes-park.

𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃𝚂

zodiac sign. scorpio ( derogatory ). mbti. ESTP. temperament.   sanguine. hogwarts house.    slytherin.  moral alignment.  chaotic good.

𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚂 & 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚂

languages spoken.   english, japanese, various dead languages ( ancient greek, old norse, akkadian, mandan, latin, gothic and coptic. ) drive ?      yes. jump start a car ?       yes. change a flat tire ?     for sure. ride a bicycle ?       yeah. swim ?     yes and he’s that kid that pretends to drown all the time. play an instrument ?     yes, piano.  play chess ?     yes. braid hair ?    yes. tie a tie ?          yes. pick a lock ?          yes. sew ?      like the basics.

compassion.          8/10.

empathy.         8/10.

creativity.          10/10.

mental flexibility.          8/10.

passion.         7/10.

luck.         8/10.

motivation.  6/10.

education.          10/10.

intelligence.          10/10.

charisma.       10/10.

reflexes.          9/10.

willpower.          5/10.

stamina.          9/10.

physical strength.         10/10.

battle skill.          6/10.

initiative.     6/10.

restraint.          5/10.

strategy.       5/10.

team work.         6/10.

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