#well your temper isn't going to help you bro

[brograssi]

Continued from [x] @murmurstm

Sean's jaw clenched, trying to tuck his frustration neatly behind the vest. He knew that things weren't going to magically fix themselves just because he returned from Wasaga. But it was only natural to bite back with a little sarcasm of his own. Counterintuitive to trying to apologize, but he never made things easy for himself. "Ellie Nash, suddenly couldn't care less about wringing the life out every little emotion like it's dirty laundry? I'm sorry, I didn't know things changed that much..."

[destinationtrekk]

hiii! love your work!! i was wondering how wesker would act being invited (forced) to attend a carne asada party with his s/o? idk, imagining wesker with a hispanic reader makes me laugh. like let’s be honest, this man has NO culture and i can’t help but giggle imagining him in so many situations that would be hard for him to find some alone time. bros probably dying on the inside for constantly being pestered and introduced to the reader’s 20th cousin or family member and having to endure their quite touchy introductions. (it’s common practice in the hispanic community to hug and kiss each others cheeks when greeting.) And i just KNOW this man would be forced to engaged in all activities. Wesker being forced to hit a piñata? Wesker pulled by one of the readers aunts to dance to cumbia? Not to mention the amount of questions probably thrown at him in broken english about his relationship with reader/where he’s from/ what he does/does he want a second plate of food/ etc. man, i can go on and on lol^^

i am not familiar with hispanic culture at all so sorry if this is really generic!

i think wesker would outright say no when you invite him. he doesn't want to spend a day somewhere loud and unfamiliar, he doesn't want to meet a million people - he just isn't a family man in that manner. it takes a lot of pleading to make him finally say yes but he's not happy about it.

of course he's polite and cordial the first hour or so. he thinks for some reason that you just need to make your rounds and he can finally go home, but nope!!! when he realizes he's in for a long day i can guarantee he hides in the bathroom or the car to have a mini temper tantrum ( his version of a tantrum is closing his eyes and squeezing his fists in his lap while he slowly counts his breathing because he's a FREAK)

i bet he gets spiteful too. once he calms down he will start to lay on his autistic 'people charm' and make everyone love him. he knows just what to say and do to adapt to everyone around him, even if most of the attention on him makes him nervous and uncomfortable.

he just wants you to see he's Being Good and maybe make it a point that he needs to leave Right Now. of course you're probably too busy to pay him a lot of attention so he starts getting dragged around by the family he's charmed quite well at this point and he's miserable.

when he finally gets home he's hiding in his office and not coming out for at least a day so he can recharge and pretend the great wesker did NOT get mad at a child for hitting the piñata better than him. he was shown up by a child and he's going to be mad about it for the rest of his life

[lizaluvsthis]

PUTTING AN INFO DUMP-

Btw James Bailey AKA Voice actor of SMG3 is out on livestream saying something about SMG3's character

James: Okay so- Imagine shadow the hedgehog... but GAY *proceeds to laugh*

If anyone who doesn't know- Shadow the hedgehog's character seems to almost match SMG3 without deep tone of his voice and other of the stuff- but his ego, temper, edgy, and eye color matches SMG3

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The Title from Hobo Bros called "About SMG3"

I guess it leaves a confirmation there that Kevin (aka Luke's brother) had wrote the episode "Snowtrapped" And Luke adding in that SMG3 and SMG4 Had S3X in that Igloo, not Kevin knowing about it.

So it actually turns out that he didn't put that in there and Luke DID THAT ON PURPOSE- (i mean- we love an enemies to lovers trope AHRIGJEQJ)

And also reading the wiki about smg3

"Smg3 appears to be smarter than smg4 in the series, but is also gay like him (even though it isn't fully confirmed that SMG4 is gay)" so this is also part of the smg4 mysteries as mentioned.

But later on the episodes, smg4 is hinted as Bisexual coming into full aware that he's been gay ever since the start (not sure if it really is canon but it IS hinted)

If you don't believe me I suggest you take a look back in SMG4'S new castle, where SMG4 moves in feom his room. And smg3 telling him- whats gonna happen if you bring home a girl? AND OR- BOY?

And also hinted smg3 as Pansexual back in the episode- The mystery of the missing Blue and White

When SMG4 goes missing, Mario asks SMG3. "Look, do you know where your girlfriend SMG4 is?" SMG3 tells mario something.

"well first off he would be the boyfriend and I would be the girlfriend. And second yes I sorta do. He's in... wait a minute..."

Smg3 starts to panic cuz the dude told SMG3 that he should never tell anyone where they are or where he is.

Mario says this. "LOOK DUDE THIS GUY WAS YOUR GAY FRIEND! you two had fun trying to kill each other! And he's going to die if you dont help!" AND SO SMG3 EVEN HELPED THEM- LIKE- AAAAA-

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HOBO Theatre: SMG3 Prepares for WOTFI 2020

The first start of the clip is a great way to clap your hands on.

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Its impossible- HOW CAN THEY NOT BE CANON STILL??? LIKE ITS RIGHT INFRONT OF OUR EYES- CHILL? NO- I DONT NEED TO BE CHILL- AND HERE WE ARE WAITING- UUURGGHHHHHHHHH

[annamarabella-grumble]

mass effect replay thoughts, episode 11

episode 1 / episode 2 / episode 3 / episode 4 / episode 5 / episode 6 / episode 7 / episode 8 / episode 9 / episode 10

haven't updated these in a while! we're almost at the end of mass effect 3 now lmao. thoughts on mass effect 2 for the meantime?

we killed mordin solus in cold blood; did the math and everything--i enjoy padok wiks' company a LOT more. christ, he's weird. i like him

i'm never fucking playing arrival again, i swear on wrex's bollocks. a tiny room and five pyros??? NO THANK YOU

speaking of, if grandpa hackett doesn't stop calling me on my damn bananaphone the minute i enter a system where he's committed another war crime....... THIS PHONE IS FOR BANANERGENCIES ONLY

during every playthrough of me2 i successfully repress the memory of that damn reaper skeleton. it punches me in the face every time

the amount of times during me2 that chat was like "oh yeah that's an old bug," including for bugs i'd not encountered on my own before???????

now what about mass effect 3?

meeting anderson again: I HEAR YOU'RE AN ADMIRAL NOW, FATHER! GOOD FOR YOU!

that lil pat of shep's tummy after months under house arrest. father pls (i love their dynamic so much)

as always, we're fetching garrus first, as is proper and correct. we're not romancing him in this one, and i love how so few of their lines actually change. they're not together, but they adore and rely on each other. there's no shepard without vakarian, ain't ever gonna change

you know whom i do not adore? kai leng. god, i hate that railroady flippy bitch

he's not scary, he's not even interesting, he's just a plot device. BORING

which reminds me (sob): shep's fully ready to jump thane's bones in the atrium of a hospital. down, girl

speaking of: we're in love with traynor now, she's delightful. we played sweaty chess

speaking of speaking of: every stream we have a ten-minute section where we talk about how literally everything about mass effect would be better if everyone was queer

yesterday we played omega dlc and my GOD. the belligerent sexual tension, cut it with a knife. bioware are cowards for not just letting aria and nyreen fuck nasty on the floor of any of the dozen elevators we were on. shep can watch, she'd like it

(if you also like it, listen to "temper temper" by black pistol fire)

the section with the adjutants prowling around in the dark is my favourite thing in the world, it's so well done

"ask the ghosts if honour matters" is a raw af line

i can't believe that mr vega asks if we can adopt that husk head and then it ends up in my cabin anyway

also can't believe how married messers vega and cortez are I LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOUR HONOUR

steeb :'((

i've been having a rough time and i think a hug from jimmy vega would fix me. just compress me, bro

LEGIOOOOON :'((((

oh my god when grunt does the thing and you think he's gone and then he comes stumbling out of the cave and collapses

love how shep is like A LIL HELP HERE and garrus comes swaggering up leisurely to collect his krogan son (we're not dating but we're definitely co-parenting)

ADAMS IS SO HAPPY HIS ENGINEER DAUGHTER TALI IS BACK

i love tali's character arc

WE CURED THE GENOPHAGE BITCHES

dalatrass can go and sulk for all eternity, don't give a shit. wrex did the right thing

oh lookie here, ashley magically isn't racist anymore! hate how there's no discussion of that in the game. the writers just quietly retconned that shit when it could've been a genuine example of growth--something the other members of the og crew all got lmao.

fuck cerberus

FUCK CERBERUS

can't wait to blow up all the reapers

[meoemeowkk]

the prophecy

The child not embraced by the village, will burn it down to feel its warmth. -@little-box-of-autism

tw; not proof read, grammar??

The village was on fire as a human stood in the middle, marvelling and gawking at the flames like they were waves. Sometimes they were higher than others, sometimes they were lower. He never really understood the human desire to burn, to destroy if being more precise.

Some screams were heard, some were crying. And here he could feel the warmth he had always longed for.

He let out a sigh, he finally felt the warmth he had always longed for. He could hear the distinct screaming of his name. He did not care about it, he ignored it.

"Spider!" A voice screamed, it was all too familiar and he grinned. Well aware, knowing whose voice it was.

The child not embraced by the village, will burn it down to feel its warmth.

That was a prophecy of Omaticaya. It was announced when Lo'ak was born. The time when he was barely a child, heck, was he even a child?

He never understood what those words meant, but now he did. He knew they meaning of those dam well.

"Spider!" The voice screamed again, louder this time.

He turned his back and a smile fluttered on his face. It was who he expected it to be. Lo'ak.

He was out of breath, panting and gasping for the precious air that he needed to survive. The home tree had been burnt again.

"We-we have to go-" He could barely made sense of what Lo'ak had uttered but he understood.

"No we don't." He hummed back, taking in the magnificent view in front of him, the awe struck gaze which lingered as he watched even more trees burn. Oh dear, he is feeling giddy now.

"What do you mean?" Now, Spider knew clearly that Lo'ak knew it was Spider who started this-

Chaos.

But he chose to refuse it. How, naive. "I won't go." He replied to him, almost as if it was obvious.

"You have to bro-"

"Lo'ak," Spider stated coldly, "till what time are you about to pretend that we both know it was I who had started the fire?"

To be frank he was starting to get annoyed with all this. With this conversation in particular.

He expected a remark from Lo'ak but was greeted with silence. "Why?" It was a bare whisper. He would have almost missed it if he did not pay attention.

"Never mind that. We will discuss all this when he get to father and mother, they will tell your punish-"

"I won't go Lo'ak. How many times will I tell you that?" Spider inquired, all he wanted was to stay in the forest.

"You have to!" Lo'ak raised his voice, it was not a scream but it was high pitched almost like a snarl.

"Oh, please, I have no interest in all that." Now, Lo'ak was usually a calm person (or so he described him to be) but his temper was boiling at this rate.

"You have to live-" At this point his voice was trembling, it was an emotion Spider could not decipher as to what it was.

"Says who?"

"Spider! I beg you to come with me, please. I will make sure that-"

And Spider could not help but roll his eyes. Lo'ak never stood up for him so what will he do now. The flames were getting even more hotter. It almost felt like he had descended into madness...or maybe he had always been this mad.

"Look at the view," Spider sang, "two friends fighting! Isn't it amazing?" He asked a dead audience.

"Please-"

He spun around to face him, a small sad smile on his face. "I have always been lonely Lo'ak," his voice was rather of sorrow and desperation of a child who wanted nothing but love, "and that's why I burnt down the whole village, to feel it's warmth." He finished and took a deep sigh.

"The love I always wanted, but oh how will you know that? You had always got what you wanted well not that much but still you got enough. While me? I did not have anything. So, tell me brother dearest, how am I supposed to not descend into madness?" He asked.

"You were never-" Lo'ak wanted to protest but knew that it did not have any meaning.

"I am just a stray cat, brother. Nothing, but a stray cat."

He did not bother letting him speak as he gently took his brother's hand in his as he showed him a spot. It had less fire compared to the rest of the forest. There was some greenery, some forest, something which was not burnt. It was for escaping. "Run," he said to Lo'ak gently. "run away, from here, save yourself and others from me."

...because the Spider is not only dangerous to himself but others too.

[quinloki]

i saw someone mention this a few months ago and cannot stop thinking abt it but um corruption with franky maybee and for the other two: gentle femdom and clothed partner/naked male (idk how this would work i guess a dress would make this easier but whatever u feel like writing!!) thank u for taking these and also having anon on im so shy bro but i love your writing and characterization!!!

Whew, okay, I'm going to do the best I can with this, which is admittedly going to be a bit of a let down so I apologize.

I have been looking at this ask for almost a week and I cannot seem to sort out how to head canon this. Don't get me wrong - Franky has like a very strong vibe of being just smooth AF when it comes to sexy times.

This is a guy who has good energy in bed, matches his partner well, isn't concerned or limited by gender or anything. He's there for a good time, and hey, maybe even a long time, but I think he tries to keep things casual upfront.

He has *swag* - 100%. He is so self-assured and confident it's almost dangerous arrogance, but it's tempered by a long life of shit going sideways, so he's very much a Super Safe (kinky) Partner.

All that said, my brain absolutely cannot seem to wrap around him in a way that works for answering your ask. I have blue screened dozens of times trying to find words for it.

So I'm going to go with some knee-jerk reactions and at least try.

Corruption kink - rather not - Franky's willing to try his level best, but this isn't really something he vibes with. He's a cool cat (daddy-o) and he's not here to collect v-cards or twist someone into his darkness - not that there's really any there. He tries to give off that hard-ass vibe, but he's a grease monkey and while he's experienced, he's not trying to pressure anyone into anything.

However, if you're into the kink and liable to go wander off and find someone less Super than Franky to feed your craving, he'll give it a try. He'd rather be a little uncomfortable himself than see someone get into something bad when he could've helped them avoid it. (which is the part of him that makes it hard for him to do the kink in the first place XD )

Gentle Femdom - FUCK Yes - Top, bottom, dom, sub, I think Franky's up for all of it. Well-kept secret - his service game is almost better than Sanji's, and Queen if you want to step on him, he's got a alloy chassis and he's happy to oblige. He certainly gives off more top/dom vibes as a general rule, and I think he leans more that way, but he's 60/40 a switch in all aspects.

Clothed Partner/Naked Male - Yes - Let's be fair. Franky's natural habitat is barely clothed in the first place. Don't think this setup will make him more compliant, he's more likely to be fired up because he's already out in the open. (For some reason I feel like he has a telescoping dick, prehensile and everything. ( "perfectly shaped for SUPER pleasure!" ).)

AHEM - anyway, he'd be into it - and he'd even let his partner keep their clothes on if that's what they wanted. Only gotta move a couple things off to the side to go at it, nothing has to come completely off >.>

... and now I'm going to be thinking about telescoping, prehensile, vibrating metal Franky dick.

Kinky One Piece Head Canons

[shummashum]

Zeus Brundle Ch7 [1~5]

Previously on Ch6! Liz, who wanted to know what it really meant to be the Prefect, followed Alfonse for a day and was able to gain many insights! But putting that aside, all I remember is Hiro's last comment. I'm fucked.

The second trial, huh The time has come to avenge the humiliation of the past!

Liz told Amel what happened at the night class cafe, becoming noticeably cheerful when she talked about Zeus.

A personality that seeks to reach the pinnacle in every aspect to be satisfied… not bad I like that kind of character, a character who can run for what he wants

Amel's romantic delusion brain started to work again but well If you've reached this point, it's even more peculiar that your brain isn't working

but it was fun, right? well you can't help but laugh when you see him acting like that and if you have that kind of guy as a friend, life becomes truly fun

she thinks too much even the next day too eh…but is it that important it's fun and enjoyable to be with him…then it's done, you're using your brain too much

what naninani erm is that what I think it is I think it would be better to leave immediately

But now she's about to blatantly eavesdropping Please don't get caught this time… I beg you..........

naninani handmade cookie? and why are you speaking that calmly what is it, you like her? why is your response so gentle

it's no surprise that he receives gifts, but it's a surprise that he said thanks to her what does it imply

eh erm Don't you think you suddenly jump to the conclusion To begin with, the drawing style is different. No way.

You know, she might be some kind of spy or something 'Homemade cookie' can be considered a kind of signal, and messages are like instructions from above… something like that Whatever it was, she was watching a very critical scene… maybe, or not

And she got caught again

think about your exit route in advance please

dammit,,,,,,, I said don't get caught, is it that difficult to keep those words And if you think you're going to get caught, just act like nothing's wrong, that's fucking suspicious to anyone if you look back so slowly

poor lame what the heck is that

Anyway, Zeus said he was looking for her.

ha? calm down calm down this guy is insane bro drank a glass of non-alcohol cocktail yesterday and ended up having a loose screw omg

this guy is indeed insane oi calm down calm down you moron

right… she was watching you… I didn't know she would tell you all that though…

uh what's this what's this stuffiness let's stop this turmoil and go take the trial already

After some cultivated chat, they headed out for the test. (phew)

Deja Vu I've just been in this place before

but well aren't you too cranky he condoned your behavior because he's a simplicity king if this had been a conversation with a touchy king, the atmosphere would have been a legendary shit I said calm down please

Eventually, he lost his temper.

Then here comes Klaus long time no see

sharp ! ! you're not dead yet

[sleepy-achilles]

You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but are you okay? Did something bad happen today? Sorry if I’m being too intrusive

Oh no! It's completely okay! I've posted about it already so it's okay to ask. Also talking or atleast writing about stuff always makes me feel better as I struggle to talk about my feelings.

I'll be ranting and well talking about sort of abuse

Basically, small backstory

My brother is a complete and utter asshole who's addicted to weed and lying. He's also angry at the world for things that are his own fault.

He basically made our lives hell back when I was younger. I mean we all have anger issues but him? He has a very short temper to go with it. Him and my sister used to fight all the time, and I mean fight, my sister pulled a knife on him once and he completely broke his knuckles punching a brick wall.

Once my sister moved out it was mostly him screaming and yelling and breaking things. And well once he moved out it was peaceful and I didn't think he caused that much damage to me.

Small detail, I hate confrontation and have always put it down to me being socially awkward.

Back story over.

It's been a month or two since he moved in and today's the first day he kicked off and I went into full Flashback mode, like yk in those films when the soldiers have the ptsd flashbacks?

Yeah I had a full breakdown, shaking and everything, especially when he slammed his bedroom door (our doors are literally right next to each other) and my tennis racket fell off the wall.

I've never had a reaction like it before and well I didn't think he fucked me up that badly until today. Can say I was in shock. Still kinda are.

This man is a bully and a racist.

Mind blowing fact is he's racist toward me. His own sibling. The same race as him. He used to call me the slur mostly used against Chinese people because I have more squinted eyes than him. It doesn't help that our uncle has squinted eyes and is also one of those rare cases where you have too white parents and very dark skin.

Like dude grow the fuck up you dick.

I think what's got to me the most is he and everyone else just blew it over when he got money.

Fun fact about my brother, he will kick off, claim he's going to kill himself, if he doesn't have money. If he can't buy weed.

He's also been unemployed since Christmas and been lying about it because he couldn't be bothered to goto work. The reason he's back. He's only came clean this week that he was apparently laid off that morning. I been knew he hadn't had a drop for the last few months.

Fun fact bro who'll never read this, goto work, you'll get money for your fucking drugs.

This man has only ever brought me one thing. He had the nerve when he moved it to charge me 60 pound for some games he accidentally brought double of. Like, you owe me a lot of Christmas and birthday gifts.

Which I wouldn't be mad about if he actually turned up for my birthdays. When I was younger he chose to hang out with his friends instead of whatever party we had planned.

Everything is about him. He doesn't care about the rest of us if it doesn't benefit him.

Oh and before people call me idk spoilt or something, I've brought him cards and gifts for both until last year in which I gave up caring for him. He isn't going to change. I know that now.

He got me one birthday card in which he cheekily told me he hoped I enjoyed my birthday present which was a trip to the cinema with his girlfriend. I was 10 btw. And he didn't even pay for anything, my parents did as they needed to get me presents and my sister was working.

And yet he expects the world and expects people to be nice to him.

Sorry

I just needed to rant.

Thank you anon :)

[deadboyfriendd]

Okay since my last post about Eddie being three raccoons in a trench-coat did so well, I bring more thoughts because I don't know peace, I only know Edward.

He has a bong, that's canon, what's not covered in the show is that that bong is an absolute warcrime. No, seriously, there's so much biohazardous material floating around in the water that he hasn't changed in a hot second that it should be considered a weapon for biological warfare. I think ketamine would be safer than that thing.

He's a music snob, but not like cool hipster likes whatever and will share music snob. No, he gate-keeps shit so bad. It's his safety net. He's a "name three songs" bro. It's super annoying and you want to deck him every single time for it.

On the topic of music, I think he actually really enjoys Woody Guthrie. His acoustic guitar is a direct homage to that. I think Wayne liked it because his mom, Eddie's grandma, liked it and it just became a family thing and it reminds him of when he was young and when his grandma was alive and he at least felt like he had a little more family besides Wayne. I also wrote a Drabble about this that you can find on my Matsterlist. It's called "This Machine Slays Dragons".

He's superstitious and has a couple of weird mental mannerism. He creates little rules in his head that he's followed since he was a kid. He only walks through the right sides of double doors and only on the right side of the sidewalk. He won't step on crack. He always has to see the color of the M&M before he eats it and goes as accurately in the order of the rainbow as he can (this isn't me projecting oops).

Eddie talks to himself out loud. And he's not quiet about it. Everyone all the time is like "did you say something to me?" and he has to be like, "No just myself."

This extends into maladaptive daydreaming. He has ADHD and this is such a form of escapism for him and he's really bad at it. Like one second he's dozing off and then suddenly it's been a couple of hours. He can straight-up turn the lights out up there and let his brain run wild. It's almost a super power at this point.

He is a super messy eater. Like gross. Like get him a bib or something. Like did you actually get any of that into your mouth? I think this also has to do with the ADHD and he can't regulate his hunger when his brain gets fixated so he usually ends up starving and then overeating and he just eats so fast because he's so hungry that he doesn't care if he's getting it all over himself.

He is not a morning person. Trying to wake him up before noon means waging an all-out war, dealing with an actual temper tantrum, and then actually getting into a fight. There's no being nice and gentle and waking him up with a back scratch and a kiss because he sleeps so heavily. But when you yank the blankets off and shake him he gets so irrationally angry that he will say something hurtful and It will start a fight and he might even be mad at you for the rest of the day.

Dating Eddie means scary dog privileges. People are automatically scared of him and he's kinda mastered his front to where can can command a room. No one messes with you. You know that behind that front he's so non-confrontational and honestly not violent in the slightest but he is a protector and will go out of his way to defend you or your honor.

He is a kleptomaniac. He doesn't even mean it. It started with pens and little stuff but then it resulted in you having to remind him to put stuff down and empty his pockets because he just steals shit and can't help it. Eddie is literally a raccoon.

He also chronically doodles on everything. Himself, his notes, his notebook, you. If there's a marker present, somethings getting drawn on, He also likes to sticker-bomb everything he owns. If he had more money to spend on stickers his entire room and Wayne would be covered.

Most people think Eddie hates kids. He doesn't dislike them per se, he's actually just terrified of them. I think he's an only child with no cousins and raised by a man who had to figure out parenting on-the-fly alone. He thinks he's gonna break them or say something inappropriate and damage them for life or make them cry. Like he thinks of seventeen different scenarios in which he can go wrong with a child. However, in the case of Dustin Henderson, if there is a particularly persistent child dead-set on his friendship, he has a homie for life. Eddie would literally die for the children he pack-bonded with if they asked him to.

I literally have so many more of these because Eddie lives in the shallow crevices of my tiny pea-brain and I only ever think about him. If this does well I'll continue to share my thoughts.

[gogolstoelicker]

Giggles

We've got like practically a whole chain of BSD characters in Twisted Wonderland. So what if Akutagawa was there? We've got alot of agency members, time to bring Mafia into the mix. Evil ass

Twisted Wonderland with an Akutagawa!like MC

warning(s): mentions of killing, mentions of blood

notes: this is so funny to me bc imagine insulting mc and they just Rashomon everyone's ass

i added everyone bc pain and suffering sounds funny to me /j

You're extremely violent and ruthless when it comes to work, all the while maintaining a stoic and detached figure. Your composure is frequently broken by rage, however. You're quick to lash out whenever something doesn't go your way.

You seem to have a Social Darwinist perspective of the world. You believed that the weak deserves to die and yield to the strong.

Heartslabyul:

ace and deuce definitely learned the hard way not to piss you off LMAO

like they were causing trouble and u just rashomon their ass

esp ace (and grim)

and yknow in the prologue when ace mocked you? yeah

you probably rashomon his ass then

he was scared of you bc AREN'T U MAGICLESS?? WHAT IS THIS??

i mean he sure still bother u here and there after he got over his shock

can't help it man, you're his best friend

trey saw u and go "ah yes. another mentally ill friend🤗" /hj

honestly you're probably a little bit appreciative of trey

only a little tho

mostly bc of those pastries he makes

u try to avoid cater bc hes trying so hard to get ur emo ass to appear on his magicam

u probably tried to destory his phone once

but u got scolded by trey

u listen to trey for some reason?

talking to u is like a landmine bro

cater can ask a perfectly normal question like "do u like dogs?"

and u just go "not really, a wild dog bit one of my friends in the slums before so i was forced to kill all the dogs there"

and everyone at the table just stared at u like 🕴

riddle doesn't like how u do whatever u want

i mean u followed some rules if u think they're convenient but other than that, n o

and control that temper of yours! great sevens, he's getting a headache from the amount of times he had to collar u so u won't destroy heartslabyul or the whole school in general

Savanaclaw:

honestly? while you almost destroy everyone there

i think this kind of mc will get along with ruggie the most

i mean they do both grow up in the slums, so there's a lot of things they can relate to that others couldn't

(bsd beast spoiler: think of that one scene in the beast manga where akutagawa and atsushi are bonding over how their lives were before they got to where they are. it's smth like that)

you would rather die than admit it but you quite enjoy talking to ruggie

there's just something that you guys know that others dont bc you both grew up in the slums

like importance of food, and the fight for a notebook

one time, everyone caught u having a small smile on your face talking to ruggie

literally everyone: 😮😦

ace felt betrayed u smiled at ruggie and not him btw

"iM yOUr beST FRIend🤬🤬"

as for leona? u don't really care abt leona?

like leona is leona!!

but u guys might not get along too well tho

as for jack, you might get along with him a little

he believes u shouldn't do thing halfheartedly and u agree with that

he wants to be stronger, u wanna be stronger

is that u running on the tracks with jack at 5 in the morning?

oh see! u guys are bonding alr!!

Octavinelle:

if it isn't for your friends, the whole coral sea and monstro lounge would be destroyed

like thank god jack is strong enough to hold u back from lashing out completely

jade thought it was amusing but a bit bothersome

floyd thought it was funny and definitely tries to piss you off on more than one occasion

azul shakes in his seat thinking about the cost he will have to pay if u ever actually destroyed monstro lounge out of rage

and knowing u, u probably won't even help him pay that cost

so he ordered jade to uh

keep floyd away from u

that one time u lashed out is enough warning for him to be careful with you

esp when it seems like u don't even care abt ur comrades and is focused on destroying the things around u and the source as to why things doesn't go your way

honestly? u guys probably don't click KSKSK

Scarabia:

kalim thinks you're cool!!

like you're so strong and your ability is so cool!

I've said smth like that many times alr i am very sorry kalim!

jamil tries his hardest to keep kalim away from u cause like

you're very likely to kill him

like there's a 90% chance you would

5% you would try to avoid before killing him bc you got annoyed

4% you would do it when jamil's not around

and 1% that you wouldn't

jamil doesn't trust u at all

not that u cared ofc

kalim, however, always followed u around if he saw u walking down rhe hallway

like oh!! is that the prefect?!?!????

and then he dropped everything and ran up to u

better start running if u don't want him to bother u abt ur ability

Pomefiore:

smile will u?

vil said when he saw u

like he had never seen u smile at all! you're gonna get wrinkles that way, smile!

rook, however, isn't too bothered by this

you're beautiful the way u are!

like ur ability, the way u carry urself, ur appearance overall

its all simply BEAUTÉ😍

epel doesn't mind much

but you're so strong damn‼️he wants to be like that too‼️

and the way u do whatever u want no matter what the faculty or dorm leaders told u?

he's shaking, wanting u to take him as a student or smth

uh oh someone pls stop him

you're from the mafia? who cares!

ok maybe he cares a little

being from the mafia sound scary

but hey! all that matters is that u won't kill anyone here right?😁

right?😅😥

Ignihyde:

ah yes, emo with the emos

like idia gloomy and you're gloomy too

probably don't even acknowledge each other

like if you guys encounter each other in the hallways, u guys just walked past each other

maybe a small head nod as a greeting but other than that, n o t h i n g

u got into fights alot

and u have a lung problems so u were coughing all the time

one time u even coughed out blood

so ortho tried to look out for u!!

u almost lashed out at him since u don't want to be pittied(how do u spell)

but u got used to it over time!!

like he rushed over to u to help and u just

let it be

like stay there and let him do some treatment and analysis

mostly bc u know no matter what u do, he'll insist on doing this

Diasomnia:

ah yes, emo with the emos(2)

u think u and sebek could get along well bc of that hatred for humanity (well not really for sebek)

but in truth, it just sparks fights between the two of you

bc you're still a human and sebek is ❌anti human❌ apparently

lilia have met many kinds of people in his long life and during his travels

so he have probably met a few people like u so he knows how to deal with u!!

you're about to lash out? well better not try to lash out on him, he was a general yknow^^

silver is always on his guard with you

and esp knowing that you're from the mafia???

yeah he's def on his guard

malleus doesn't really care what or who u work for

he wants a friend who doesn't fear him

you dont fear him but u seem to have no interest in being his friend

he's pouty about it

if u look his way, you can see him sulking abt u not wanting to be his friend

this is a threat. be. his. friend.

Ramshackle:

oh grim def got his ass chop chop

the three ghosts too

you're probably the boss there now LMFOAOAOA

well i mean, you are a prefect. its only natural that u are one in ramshackle

but grim and the ghosts are definitely scared of you

like damn u almost destroyed the whole dorm and for what😔

but it's all good!! you warmed up to them one time!!

and it's now their core memory

like the prefect??? who almost killed us multiple time just protected us and told us not to die???

and they even suddenly started helping around??

what's next?? are the sun and moon gonna come out at the same time??

and idc what anyone says, you'll probably get along well with grim too

maybe you would just brush off the ghosts and their pranks

and even tho grim kind of makes u wanna do several capital crimes, i would say you two would get along well since you both grew up in the slums

talking to u is a landmine(2)

the ghosts asked what do u do for a living and u said smth abt killing people

they asked abt ur friends in the slums and u said they all got killed except for u and ur sister

everyone in the dorm:😱😱😱

[obey-me-headquarters]

Yandere Mc ideas!

Here are some warnings just in case: (Mc doing to bros) social isolation, control issues, delusions (Mc), pact play, but like in a more forceful way than normal. Uhhh I think that's it? Keep in in mind this is a yandere post tho. So unhealthy relationship dynamics.

You know, I'm a little surprised that there's not many yandere!Mc fics in the fandom. I know yandere bros are all the rage - and I get it, it is extremely hot. But every time I read a dom demon yandere fic my eye can't help but twitch because the pact. I know that in a yandere au the boys probably wouldn't make a pact with you knowing their plans. But, still!

Though, I can't really see any of the bros really being all that bothered by a regular yandere. Like, even if they're controlling their social circle many of them don't actually go out and have friends that much lol. I mean, Levi is a shut in, Belphie sleeps all the time, Beel likes hanging out with his family more than other people anyway, Lucifer spends most of his time doing paper work instead of socializing.

Really the only kind of Yandere I can see working out as being well, a yandere, is a controlling one. Someone who sees this dysfunctional family and deciding to fix it themselves. Instead of a murderous and jealous yandere. The boys are demons, so I doubt they'll really care if you kill their classmate. Instead I think they'll find it cute.

I imagine that this yandere sees it as their duty to bring this family back together. So expect a lot of "therapy" sessions were you take two brothers and force them to talk about their problems.

I can see this yandere going down too different routes. The soft yandere, were you're just basically a family therapist trying to get the bros to get along.

Or a controlling monarch of the family. Down this path you're a lot more controlling on what the brothers can do and who they can see. You pick out their outfits, and deal with insecurities. When you think Asmo is spending a bit too long doing his make up and sit behind him and command him to tell say that he's beautiful inside and out, he doesn't need the makeup. You set a bedtime and expect your demons to follow it. Every time they lash out you treat them like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum. Commanding them to sit in the corner and think about what they done.

It's extremely patronizing.

But if the brothers voice their concerns you simply scoff. Saying that you're just taking care of them!

Honestly, a lot of the story makes a lot more sense if Mc is a controlling, delusional yandere. It explains why you're so willing to forgive Belphie after he killed you. Because to you it was another family fight. Maybe this Mc isn't even getting the pacts for Belphie, but instead for themselves.

Circling back to the pacts, a lot of people seem to forget the power you have on them with the pact.

They're literally powerless to stop your advances. Unlike regular yanderes you don't need chains to keep your darlings in line, instead you simply need your voice.

God, I bet the bros didn't even realize your full potential with the pact until you used it. Oh and what delight reactions those would be!

I don't know if this is canon, but I don't think Lucifer has every been in a pact before. Like, it took some very specific circumstances for you to get it in game. So having someone have that much control over him is frightening in the wrong hands - in your hands.

Since the bros are like, so whipped for you, I imagine that they can ignore quite a few of the warning signs in the early stages of the relationship. You want one of more of them walking to school with you? Oh, you're still a little worried about those other demons! You don't like them talking to other people? Oh~ are you jealous~? Wow, humans sure are needy!

It isn't until you use the pact to command them to sit with you does warning signs start to flag up. Some of them might even be willing to talk to you about it. Lucifer would complain about needing to finish work. Levi would shyly ask you to be more gentle with your commands, since they're so powerful. Asmo would whine and say that needs time to put on his makeup.

But you would just smile and say that it's your right to use the pact, right? They gave it to them for a reason, right?

The scales only start to tip into concerning when you start forbidding them to leave the house. Mammon would complain about missing shoots. But you would shot him a puzzled look. Asking why would be need to go to shoots when you have all the money he could never want?

Besides, you never liked the fact that his photo appeared in magazines. That so many demons had a chance to look at your demon.

Anyways, I have quite a lot of Thoughts about yandere Mc lol. I'm not all that familiar with writing yanderes so sorry if I got the dynamics wrong! If any of yall have any Mc yandere ideas I would love to hear em!

[yandereocs]

Idk if you’ve answered something like this before, but what would being in a relationship with some of these characters look like? (I was thinking Andras or Lucky, but you do whoever you like!)

Thank you!! :)

* I am in love with Andras and Lucky bro. Lucky can be a sweetie when he has control on his emotions

Being in a relationship with yandere Lucky and Andras

* Lucky-

* Lucky tries his best to make the relationship as normal as possible. He knows what he's doing is wrong and he wants to stop, but he just can't. So, he'll do anything he can to compensate for that.

* He doesn't have that much disposal income, but he'll still try to take you out on dates. More often than not he just ends up taking you to some fast food restaurant, but it's the thought that counts.

* He isn't pushy with his affections. He doesn't want to make you any more uncomfortable than he already has, so he doesn't give you kisses or hugs if you don't want it.

* Sometimes he just wants a bit of love, though. If it's been a bad day at his classes or work, he'll come home either pissed off or just tired. Him being tired is preferable, since all he does is lay his head in your lap and apologize for getting in your space. He just wants to rest with you for a while.

* But everyone has their flaws. Aside from the fact that Lucky literally kidnapped you, his flaw is his temper.

* He gets pissed off a lot. He's stressed from school, his job sucks, he's exhausted which means his homework seems way harder, and he has the crushing guilt of stealing you away. Obviously all of that is going to cause some sort of outburst.

* When Lucky is angry, he gets violent. He tries to direct it to literally everything other than you, but sometimes he slips up. Even when he isn't hurting you, it's still terrifying to watch.

* He mostly just punches his walls or throw a chair. Sometimes he'll just start screaming while pulling his hair. If it's really bad, he'll hurt you. Just a slap or shaking you back and force. Nothing to extreme. Obviously it's still bad, but he always stops himself quickly.

* He feels horrible when he hurts you. He tries to make it up. Endless apologies, a few gifts, stuff like that. He'll cry a lot as well. He didn't mean to hurt you. He doesn't want to hurt you. He hates laying his hands on you.

* He tries to get a better control on his anger but it's hard. He really does want to get better, but he doesn't have the time or resources to get the help he needs. Which means the cycle often continues.

* He wants to give you a normal relationship. He really does. But he needs help, and he's unable to get it. Which means it's hard for him to be rational. He want to be better.

* But he just can't.

~

* Andras-

* He is the definition of a true gentleman.

* He's so gentle. So soft spoken. He opens doors for you, gets you flowers, gets you heart shaped chocolates. The whole chivalrous shabang.

* Andras also wants to give you the most normal relationship. But he has self control. He can control his impulses. He's a demon, after all. He can take you whenever he wants and you can't do anything about it.

* But he won't take you forcefully. That would be rude. And he would rather not be rude. If it comes down to it, he will take you by force. But he will try to win you over naturally.

* Or as naturally as possible. Even though Andras is a kind man, he still has demonic impulses. He'll cause you to have nightmares so that you see his comfort to make them go away. He'll cause terrifying incidents with dangerous people so he can swoop in and save you. You never get hurt in the end, so he sees no problem with it.

* Dating Andras does feel normal for the most part. If you ignore his large horns and wings, you can almost forget he's not human.

* Almost.

* There's always a sense of dread when you're around him. A sense of unease, like you're not safe. It has nothing to do with Andras' behavior. He does everything he can to make you comfortable. But he is a demon, and it's apparent by his constant threatening aura.

* Even so, he tries to make you feel as safe as possible. He'll protect you from all harm and he'll make any wish of yours come true. He likes to wrap his wings around you if you allow him to embrace you.

* Honestly, he doesn't really have any bad qualities. His worse quality is probably his lack of guilt or empathy. Sometime he can be a bit dense. Saying the wrong thing or being too aggressive with others. He understands that humans think it's wrong, but he doesn't feel bad about it at all.

* Which means you often have to watch him harm people. He makes sure to not kill anyone in front of you, but surely you won't mind if he roughs them up a bit, right? Of course his definition of "roughing them up" is something insane like ribbing off someone's leg or something of that nature.

* He's so polite, such a gentleman. It's easy to forget what he is. But it's moments like that where you face the terrifying reality. A demon is obsessed with you. An extremely powerful one. He can kill someone with one swing. And yet there is not a single ounce of regret in his eyes.

[sunlightandsuffering]

mikasa's younger brother is a gang member and she's well aware of it, he reached out to mikasa after a lot of years to ask for help bc he somehow fucked up in his gang and is a wanted member now, some money shit so i think he's got a huge debt or something that's why he needed a place to hide and there's nothing safer than in mikasa's quiet abode by the mountains.

they are fine and all, they reconciled their sibling bond not until the gang leader found out where the young ackerman boy has gone. eren yeager is the gang leader, a devil in flesh and he's not someone you can easily mess with so he seeked out to where the ackerman boy is and he found him living like he ran away from them he beat him up and asked for the debt but he refused but then mikasa entered the house in all her pure and innocent glory, eren yeager was entranced.

he made a deal with the ackerman boy by making his older sister the collateral or the boy's death, he tried to fight for his sister but mikasa knowing that she's the only one who can save his brother agreed and went with eren.

from then on, eren introduced everything sexual to the older ackerman and she enjoyed it of course and the longer they were together the faster the two developed feelings for each other and uh i can't think of more shenanigans but i just wanna share what i daydreamed about while im showering earlier.

-vibrating dildo anon (HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAY TO MY FAVORITE EM WRITER I LOVE U LYS!)

beloved!! OMG HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO U TOO ♥️♥️♥️♥️ U always have the most fun hcs I love this!!!! AHHHHHH so fun!! Okay I'mma give my thoughts!! Bc we do love to elaborate on mobster Eren 🥵🥵🥵

-what if Mikasa has always kinda known Eren, like they went to school together, she knew him in passing, he was always a delinquent even back then, he had the makings of a mobster all over him, as soon as he turned 18 he showed up to class with a whole ass sleeve of tattoos and Mikasa knew he was trouble.

-of course Hayate (sorry i just slapped that name on her bro and I usually go with it 😂) always looked up to Eren as younger kids do, they all thought he was so fucking cool, standing outside at lunchtime smoking up, with all his tattoos. And Mikasa always told him not to interact with the problematic Yeager boy.

-by the time her and Eren both graduate Miaksa breathes a sigh of relief, she thinks it's over, she doesn't need to worry about her little bro and his weird infatuation with Eren Yeager and gang life anymore.

-Unfortunately it's not so easy.

-Eren isn't a bad guy despite all the stuff out there about him being a gang leader and a drug lord, he just needs it to get by. He just has a bit of an edge, and a temper, but he's not an inherently bad person. His dad isn't in the picture anymore and Carla barely makes ends meet working as a nurse in the hospital, it's not enought to support them both and pay the mortgage on the house and the debt his dad left them, so he gets into drugs and gangs to help out.

-But he's not a bad guy, and at high school graduation, where everyone is surprised to see him graduate he approaches Mikasa in the field where everyone is throwing their caps and he warns her.

-He's always had a soft spot for their valedictorian, he doesn't really know why, he just kinda likes her, thinks she's cute, her blemish-free skin, milky and free of tattoos, she's beautiful and innocent and going places in life. Maybe that's why he likes her because she's the opposite of everything she stands for. but he likes her, so despite her never being his biggest fan, actually being a bit disdainful towards him, he warns her.

-"Mikasa, your brother is getting mixed up in some bad stuff, if you don't want it to go further, stop it now. The temptation of crime and gangs won't just end when I leave school. Watch him, make sure he doesn't drop out or in too deep, because after that you can't leave. And there are already eyes on him, they don't let new members go so easily." -Mikasa sort of believes him, and for a while she does try to keep an eye on Hayate, but everything seems okay, he's doing well in school the next year and her parents assure her he's completely fine. All is well. -Until it's not.

-Hayate goes down a dark road, he almost fails out of school several times, graduates by the skin of his teeth and Mikasa coming home from university to help him with his studies, doing some of his work for him. He joins a gang, and then another shortly after he graduates, and just like Eren he now has a full sleeve of tattoos and a back piece that Mikasa doesn't want to know the cost of.

-She knows he's into drugs too, she's seen the bags of white in his bedroom and neither she nor her parents no what to do but watch their child spiral. -They try everything from rehab to calling the cops on him themselves and finally it ends when Hayate runs away and Mikasa regrets not taking Eren's words more seriously.

-It's a few years later when Mikasa finally speaks to her brother again, he calls her crying from an unknown number and the only way she figures out its him is by his sobs of her name, so similar to when he was younger and he would cry for her in his crib, Mika, Mika.

-she finds out he's in deep, owes too much, he got fucked over by an important buyer and now he doesn't have the necessary drugs or the money to pay it all back and he's up shit creek because it all falls to him. -There's already a call out for his life and Mikasa does the only thing she can for her only sibling, she invites him to her place several towns away on her secluded acre of property up in the forest on the mountains. She works from home mostly so she prefers the view of this home to the convenience of living cloer to town.

-It works for a while but her brother can't hide forever and the mob will find him, and of course it's Eren Yeager who does.

-He shows up, greeting Mikasa with a tight smile, "I know he's here." -She tries valiantly to deny it, but her brother comes out when Eren tells her how much he owes. How she'll be on the hook for it if he doesn't pay up.

-"Eren please, they'll kill him, he doesn't have it."

-"I told you Mikasa, I told you to keep an eye on him and that was already a kindness."

-Hayate goes willingly, telling her it's okay she shouldn't pay for his mistakes he'll find some way to pay off his debts.

-Because it doesn't matter that Eren Yeager isn't a bad guy, he's also not a nice one and he's a leader in a gang, he doesn't let people off easy.

-but still, irritatingly, even years later he finds he still has a soft spot for sweet, pure Mikasa Ackerman, beautiful even without makeup standing in the foyer of her home in jeans and a t-shirt her cheeks stained with tears and eyes red-rimmed. He is still very attracted to her, far more than any other girl he's ever been witih. Maybe it's her sweetness, her innocence, how desperate she is to save her brother. But he makes her an offer .

-"I'll settle his debts if I get you Mikasa."

-"What how do you mean?"

-"No!" hayate protests but they both ignore him.

-"As collateral I'll take you, I'll pay out his debts in one large sum and Hayate can work it off, whatever doing less risky things, he can even work in my legit business, no more gang shit. But I want you."

-"how?"

-Eren's eyes spark a mischievous green as he repsonds, "As my wife, in my bed."

-Mikasa agrees on the spot, and she doesn't know if it's the best or worst decision she's ever made.

[thefanficmonster]

woke up craving daylor + i am currently sick ACDHJK

anyways. hcs of them taking care of each other when one of them is sick?

Sorry to hear you're sick bro :( Hope you get better soon and you better be taking care of yourself 😤 Until then, enjoy the headcanons 😊

~ Vy 💌

Pairing: Daniel x Taylor [The Dark Pictures Anthology: Little Hope]

Warnings: Swearing, Sickness

Genre: FLUFF, Humor

- When Daniel is sick, which happens very rarely, it's like dealing with a child

- Taylor has to trick him into taking his meds and has to plead with him to sit still to get his temperature

- God forbid she mentions he go to the doctor's for a checkup

- He'd probably hide in a closet and not come out until she swears in everything and anything that it was just an idea

- "Daniel, you're twenty years too old for this shit, come on!"

- And God forbid he's prescribed medicine that's bitter

- Or if the pills are too large

- Or if they aren't a fun color

- What did I say - an actual child!

- Now, an important thing to note is that Taylor would NEVER be this patient with anybody else

- She'd drop their case and sick ass instantly, avoiding the risk of catching whatever they have

- But she could and would never do that to Daniel

- Although sometimes, with that behavior, he deserves it

- One ace, or rather two, that she's got up her sleeve is

- 1. "Come on, D, it's just a pill. Drink it, please, for me?"

- That coupled with:

- 2. The pleading puppy dog eyes that he can never say no to

- Man's doomed from the very start, he can run but he can't hide

- Well, at least not forever

- Anywho, now it's time to flip the tables!

- What happens when the short but highly tempered redhead gets sick?

- As a starter, she denies it

- "No, I don't have a fever, I just ran!" She never runs

- "No, my nose isn't runny! Just allergies!" She doesn't have any allergies that she's exposed to on the daily

- "No, I don't have a sore throat, just whispering to not wake the others up/disrupt the class." Yeah, that would work in the right setting, but when in a completely random place where no one is asleep it makes no sense

- And obviously doesn't buy ANY of it not even for a second

- "T, get your ass to bed, I'll make you some tea."

- Surprisingly enough, she argues only a LITTLE before complying

- She's learnt how much of a pain in the ass it is for someone you're trying to help to be refusing your methods

- *cough* Like scaredy cat Daniel *cough*

- And so she doesn't want to do the same to him, just so she can prove that she does have the moral high ground here

- But yeah, she'll still pull the:

- "Don't hang around me a lot, you'll catch whatever I have too"

- Chances are, Daniel will ignore those instructions

- And do the complete opposite

- *cough* Cuddle with her *cough*

- Anyways, what's up with all this coughing?

- *looks to the side*

- Ohhh Andrew is sick too!

- Man really be third wheeling no matter what

@artlovingbre @megandaisy9 @sparrow-gg @squirreljoe @lavadoge @nyctophiliiiiaaa  @ateliefloresdaprimavera

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros: Drunken Wrath"

Ares: *riding his chariot at night with a blindfold to train himself to drive blind* HA! Let's see Athena fucking talk shit about my strategies once I've mastered DRIVING BLIND. *Hears breaking of wood, squelching and leaves crunching* wutdafukwasdat? *Stops the chariot and takes off his blindfold* ...huh...*sees that he basically ran over several yards of grape vines* ......*shrugs it off and goes elsewhere*

*in the morning*

Dionysus: *walks up to his personal vineyard, sees the desolation of a clearly visible trail of ruined vines, and a metaphorical rubber band snaps, inspite of this he isn't visibly reactive....yet* ........*calmly walks up to see the chariot tracks, notices an ornate spike belonging to Ares* ......*picks it up, and calmly goes off to find him* *terminator theme starts to ominously loom in the air and internally screeching*

*later*

Athena: *face palms* Ares, it DOESN'T matter how long you train to drive a chariot blindfolded, you still need to hear and see things....and riding a chariot can IMPAIRE your hearing while you're driving.

Ares: Oh come on, what if someone blinds me?! Than how would I run them over with my chariot?!

Athena: YOU CAN FIGHT BLIND BUT YOU CAN NOT DRIVE BLIND!

Ares: *thinks* .....but what if I can?

Athena: goooods you're so dense why do I ever bother with you *sees dionysus walking up to them* Oh greatings Dionysus, how may I help you today? *Suddenly feels the calm before the storm*.... wait a minute..... something isn't right.

Dionysus: *says nothing and death stares Ares*

Ares: .....da fuk are you staring at fatass?

Dionysus: ....*lack of expression slowly starts to change into a scowl* ....did you have a nice chariot ride last night?

Ares: *feels primal fear and confusion similar to how you would feel looking at something completely unnatural*.... uuuuuuuggggghhhh......are...you o-*suddenly gets chocked by dionysus for a few seconds and is lifted off the ground* OH GODS NO

Athena: *has never seen dionysus acting this vicious before* What ARE you doing?!

Dionysus: *inaudible leopard roar*

Ares: OH FUK PLEASE I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE WERE YOURS!

Athena: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Dionysus: YOU RAN OVER MY SPECIAL SET OF GRAPES ILL RUN OVER YOUR GRAPES!

Athena: CAN'T YOU GROW NEW ONES?!?

Dionysus: THEY WERE ORGANIC! *Yeets Ares across the room and goes after him*

Apollo: *not only did he see what happened earlier this morning but has come too late* OH NO.

Ares: *screams*

Dionysus: *roars*

Athena: *holding him back yelling angrily at Dionysus*

Apollo: DIONYSUS CALM DOWN!

Dionysus: *in a demonic voice* NEVER!

Hera: *comes in because this whole thing woke her up from a nap* IF I HEAR ONE MORE PEEP FROM ANY OF YOU I WILL REDUCE ALL OF YOU INTO ASH!

Dionysus, Athena, Ares and Apollo: *all stop screaming and stand still*

Hera: Fucking damnit all can't a woman get some beauty sleep around here? *angrily leaves*

Athena: .....there is only one way to settle this.

*later*

Dionysus: *laid back on a lawn chair along with apollo and athena, whom is surprisingly having extreme difficulty loosing up* .....*at this point a lot more calmer*

Athena: .....see, everything is resolved.

Apollo: well....may we never see that side of him ever again.

Athena: I guarantee you if he's anything like father, it will happen again.....

Dionysus: oh come on guys, that was like 5 minutes ago, I've let go of that and I'm better now.

Athena: ok...but never lose your temper like that ever again, no matter how justified it is.

Dionysus: ok ok fine.

Ares: *in a field toiling away a new grove of grape vines, literally doing all the work by himself*

Dionysus: *stares intensely at Ares*

Ares: *gets a small glance and shudders, works harder*

Athena:....*takes a notepad* note to self: Formulate a contingency plan against dionysus-

Apollo: Athena that's rude of you to do that.

Athena: *still scribbling*

[derireo]

Wilting Lotus / A3! Mafia AU / CH. 1

Flashback One: The Secret the Stars Keep

I’m really happy with how this came out, and I hope you guys like it too! Please reblog/comment telling me how you felt about the first chapter!

「 Read it on AO3 」「 1.6k words 」

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Rivulets of blood poured out of Izumi’s mouth while she held a hand to her quivering stomach. Her forehead was pressed against the cold concrete wall in front of her, throat beginning to close up with a stinging sensation as her eyes began to well up much to her chagrin.

She grimaced in humiliation, it became clear to her that trusting those two was a mistake.

A long forgotten face flashed in her head, and her grimace curled into an annoyed smile as that person's voice of worry replayed over and over. A warning that there was something evil within those two; and that it wasn't worth investing so much love and time in them.

She scoffed, strings of blood splattering onto the wall when she laughed.

She really wished she had listened all those years ago.

At this point Izumi's mouth had flooded with bile when her stomach began to twist again, leaving her with the urge to leave her mouth open and let everything out. When she spat, her saliva was a mixture of phlegm and clotted blood, and the sight made her nauseous.

Her heart started to rattle uncontrollably while she tried to grasp onto her waning consciousness by scraping her dirtied fingertips against the concrete wall she was resting on. Her vision was spotted and her head started to feel fuzzy, but she tried to force herself awake by slamming her fist into the rough surface in front of her.

She needed, wanted, to call for help, but only a strangled sob was able to come out of her shivering body.

Her phone was stolen a while back and her wallet was taken away as well, so coming across a public phone with change on hand was nearly impossible at this point.

It's not like she could walk far enough to reach one anyways.

The clock was ticking as static took up the remaining space in her head beside the worry and want of dying right then and there. She wished for someone to find her slumped against the wall and call for help, or personally bring her to the hospital, but it seemed that tonight, no one was planning on it.

The city lights illuminated either side of the alleyway Izumi was in, but only the sound of vehicles with oblivious drivers passed by.

Her hope was dwindling down to that of a small bud and she grimaced, a small cry tumbling from her lips as she found herself falling onto her back on the grimy concrete.

“Ah…” She moaned helplessly, the grimace that she donned a few minutes prior now coming back to show the starry night sky how much pain she was in.

Hot tears started to blur her vision, the lights becoming hazy while her body twitched in intervals from the gruelling pain of having been beaten up half an hour ago.

She was here to forget about the past with her friends, and look where she ended up.

Yunliong is seen as the place where you can forget all of your worries and have fun with your friends and or lover, but Izumi didn’t expect to get tricked like this by the people she trusted with her whole life. 

And as her breath began to shorten, the girl’s lips started to tremble in fear and despair as she realised that every breath could be her last. Wild thoughts were going through her head, and she started to blabber out all of her apologies and regrets into the cold misty air, her voice thinning out at the end due to exhaustion.

As she was rambling to herself, a man had slipped out from the emergency exit with one other, coincidentally walking into the same alleyway where Izumi was starting to babble incoherently through her tears. He paused mid-step, his indifferent gaze stuck on the bloodied, dishevelled girl laying about ten feet away.

The man tucked his bottom lip into his mouth, seemingly in thought. The shadows in the alleyway darkened his expression, and the man beside him averted his gaze to the twitching figure on the floor.

The club’s music was deafening from both the inside and outside, but as the man’s mouth opened, it was like everything went quiet to hear him speak.

His gaze was sharp as he looked at the man, “Call a taxi, Chigasaki.” He said, voice low with a natural taste of seduction laced into his dialect. He then reached into his own pocket to grab his phone, texting a number as the person he spoke to leaned back on the wall, not too far from the blood splattered on the concrete.

“Letting our ER know we've got someone.”

And as the man, Chigasaki, carried on with his task, the haughty persona strode towards the body that lay pathetic on the ground.

His lips curled into a disapproving frown when he saw her face, dirtied with dirt and blood.

It seemed like she was mugged, with a lack of a purse on her, but her earlobes were bloody too, looking like someone ripped her earrings off. A violent mugging, but a usual occurrence nonetheless.

It was normal for Yunliong, Heaven on Earth, to have incidents like this, but for some reason, this particular situation didn’t sit right with him. It was leaving an unsettling feeling in this man's stomach.

The sound of joints cracking was music to his ears when he crouched down to closer examine the woman, and out of the blue, picked up a piece of her hair between his fingers and ran his thumb along the albeit tangled, silky strands.

Underground organisations tend to hide their victims from the public, always disposing of bodies in private to not catch the attention of the police and unknowing residents, so the man concluded that this action was done with pure malicious intent.

No professional extortion or torture was present in the hints he was silently finding among the body of this girl and it ticked him off. All crimes happening in Yunliong were exclusively caused by organised crime groups so having an incident like this one where no bigger groups were involved concerned him.

What did this pathetic woman do to get herself into this situation?

The silence was comfortable for everyone, save for Izumi, who was still barely conscious on the ground as the two people surrounded her while waiting for the taxi to arrive.

The girl's hearing was fuzzy, but she was still able to make out the words the man harshly uttered next and she thanked the Higher Deity for giving her someone who seemed to care just a little for her well being.

"If that taxi isn't here in 3 minutes I'm going to make you carry this woman all the way back to the office."

Izumi's head was tilted to the side by the man so that she wouldn't choke on her saliva, and her cheek was cushioned by his palm. The fat tears that were resting in her eyes fell down then, and rolled onto the stranger's palm, startling the person out of his temper due to the cold sensation.

His fingers lightly tickled her jaw when he removed his hand from her face, and Izumi felt a warm cloth envelop her immobile body.

And in an odd way, it made her heart tremble.

Another wave of fresh tears pooled out of her eyes when she couldn't contain her emotions, and her body shook violently and painfully as she sputtered incoherently, her sob drowned out by the club music that suddenly filled her ears again.

Chigasaki shifted uncomfortably as he watched on. He was used to seeing terrible men and women alike abused to the brink of tears or insanity by his hands, but witnessing this scene of an innocent, vulnerable little girl crying into the palm of his superior caused his heart to to itch with an unknown emotion.

He murmured into the phone, voice dark, requesting that the driver hurry up.

The city lights were flickering while the girl's sobs slowly turned into little sniffles, her eyes swollen from shedding so many tears.

The silence that fell among all three of them was broken abruptly by Chigasaki, "Big Bro, taxi's here."

The man's eyes changed from concern to indifference when he looked up from Izumi to the man still standing. His mouth curved downwards into a frown while he checked his watch, clicking his tongue. He didn't say another word as he lifted the girl up and cradled her limp form to his chest, ignoring the way her blood stained his shirt.

His subordinate lazily opened the back door for the man, slightly annoyed that their fun night out was ruined because of some idiot doing things they shouldn't be doing. He shook his head to himself as his Boss slid into the car with the young woman and shut the door, walking around to enter the other side of the back.

Both men sighed as they settled, letting their feet finally rest as the woman coughed out a few droplets of blood onto the coat he had lent her the warmth of before her head went and fell back against his shoulder.

He grimaced, but calmly gave the taxi driver an address that was a few blocks away from their office building while Chigasaki fiddled around with his phone, seemingly texting a few people to let them know what was happening as the car began to move.

"I don't know what you're thinking, Sakyo," he sighed quietly, dropping his phone in his lap, "But this doesn't look like something we can solve in a single day."