#well the boys take turns or luffy just sleeps on top of whoever while one takes watch and chopper fits anywhere so.... idk about franky tho

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FINALLY SLEEPING ARRENGEMENTS OF THE SUNNY. FOUR BEDS FOR THE BOYS (THEY TAKE TURNS I GUESS) AND NAMI AND ROBIN JUST SHARE A BED??? (YURI ACTIVITES)

[goingmorry]

ONE PIECE [Headcanons for Everyday Life - Monster Trio]

Synopsis: How Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji spend their daily life. (Source)

Word Count: 1,866

MONKEY D. LUFFY

Daily Routine

Does the future Pirate King have a specific routine he follows consistently? Hell no. He's as impulsive and scatter-brained as they come.

His lack of a routine causes more stress to his crew than himself. Luffy can't follow a plan to save his life, much to the dismay of his crew but, having known him for so long, they've adapted well to his shenanigans.

He's the one reassuring the more nervous members of his crew, specifically Nami, Usopp, and Chopper, that everything will be fine.

Whatever interests him at that moment, he'll do. If Usopp invites him to go fishing, he'll compete for who can catch the biggest haul. If he's hungry, despite having eaten a substantial breakfast 30 minutes ago, he'll call for Sanji to cook some meat. If Franky instructs him to assist him with a new invention, he'll happily comply.

Waking Up

Luffy doesn't have a set schedule for when he sleeps - he just does.

He doesn't require as much sleep in the first place - averaging about five hours every day - unless, of course, he's recovering from injuries. In which case, he'll sleep for however long it takes for his body to recover, be it 12 hours or three days.

Be prepared for him to straight-up pass out regardless of the time or place.

He'll make sure he's surrounded by someone he trusts that can protect him, so he doesn't inconvenience them as much, but when he can't prevent himself from getting some shuteye, he'll do it irrespective of consequences.

He wakes up of his own accord, without the prompting of his crew or alarms.

When he wakes up, that's it. He's off to his next adventure. He doesn't need time to get dressed; he proceeds to start the day, wearing the same signature red vest and blue shorts he wore the day before.

First Thing

It doesn't take much for Luffy to get ready when he wakes.

Meat's the first thing he thinks about, stomach growling in anticipation as he rushes off to the kitchen.

The smell of Sanji's delicious cooking is enough to make him alert. He doesn't need any further motivation to start the day.

Eating Habits

Luffy has the most voracious appetite of the crew. In the wise words of Nami, his hunger is absolutely limitless.

On multiple occasions, his appetite had gotten the crew into trouble when he ate every single piece of food that was supposed to last them the journey to their next destination.

If he physically could, he'd eat every second of the day.

He needs meat. That's it. Though, he'll eat pretty much anything.

He's not a picky eater and doesn't have any food allergies.

Hygiene Habits

Luffy puts off showering as much as possible, only doing so once or twice a week.

He prefers lukewarm showers and won't even entertain the idea of a bath.

Showers are quick, about five minutes tops. He's not willing to spend any longer bathing. It's just something he does when Nami and Sanji start complaining about his smell.

He shaves when he showers since he doesn't grow much facial hair. He combines both activities simultaneously.

When shaving, he'll grab whoever's razor is available in the men's shared baths - most likely Zoro's or Usopp's.

He'll grab the closest shampoo or bar/liquid soap, too, applying both to his hair and body. Some days, he'll wash his hair with body soap. Some days, he'll wash his body with shampoo. He doesn't care.

He loves to dry himself with soft and fluffy bath towels since they remind him of Chopper's fur.

He brushes his teeth whenever it occurs to him, thanks to Chopper for reminding him every so often.

And that's the extent of grooming he'll do.

Flossing's pretty much out of the question.

Skincare is non-existent. He washes his face when he showers, which is rare enough as is, using the same soap he uses for his body on his face.

RORONOA ZORO

Daily Routine

The only thing consistent in Zoro's routine is his morning workout. Everything else is fluid.

His training, however, does change depending on what he feels he needs improvement on.

If, for some reason, his morning workout gets interrupted, he gets annoyed though he doesn't hold it against anyone.

He takes great pride in his goal of becoming the world's greatest swordsman, so when circumstances arise where he misses training, he can't help but feel mildly peeved at that moment.

He recovers quickly. After all, he finds strong emotions to distract him from his training. He'd rather resolve the issue himself by working out as soon as in his free time.

Waking Up

Zoro's sleep schedule is not too dissimilar from a cat's. He naps throughout the day, never longer than three hours at a time.

He doesn't use alarms. He'll wake up whenever he wants to.

He has selective hearing when he sleeps, able to discern true danger from the careless bickering of his crewmates.

When he feels unease, he's immediately awake, hands grasping the hilts of his swords, ready to strike at a moment's notice.

If he's recovering from injuries, he'll sleep five hours at max before he regains consciousness. If the injuries are severe enough, he won't move as much, but he'll remain coherent for a while.

First Thing

When Zoro wakes, usually after resting in the crow's nest or on the ship's deck, he starts the day off with a morning workout.

He has incredible self-discipline, refusing to eat breakfast until he completes his workout. Because of his work ethic, he's usually the last person to join the crew for a meal.

He puts off grooming himself until he needs to.

Eating Habits

Zoro prefers drinking alcohol to consuming food.

He understands the need for proper nutrition, however, so he eats whatever the curly brow bastard makes.

Somehow, in their time together, Sanji discovers that Zoro prefers eating rice meals with Sea King meat. Zoro doesn't ever comment on this and just quietly eats.

He eats three standard meals daily - breakfast, lunch, and dinner - with the company of his crew. In between the day, he drinks copious amounts of alcohol.

He hates sweets, so don't even think of giving them to him. It's going to be fed to Chopper or dumped into the trash.

He doesn't ever have food cravings outside of strong alcohol.

His guilty pleasure food is sour gummy candies. Chopper fed it to him once, and Zoro couldn't find it in him to say no, so he took a bite and found it surprisingly enjoyable. He only eats it when Chopper sneakily hands it to him.

Hygiene Habits

Like Luffy, he puts off properly showering as much as possible, doing so only once a week.

This may seem disgusting, especially considering Zoro's inclination to sweat profusely during his intense workout sessions. He does, however, soak in saltwater when he does swimming laps in the sea.

Zoro likes to be clean-shaven. He owns his own razor, and he shaves his facial hair in the bathroom sink every other day. When he has a proper shower, he shaves in the shower instead.

He uses standard liquid body soap and two-in-one shampoo and conditioner, something that Sanji bought the boys to share.

If the soap and shampoo/conditioner runs out, he doesn't say anything. He'll make-do with water.

Usopp has to ask Sanji to buy them new hygiene products when they reach the next island.

You'll never catch him having a bath unless the entire crew goes to an onsen.

He'll slap on some deodorant after a workout as an alternative to showering. It only takes him a few seconds, preferable to spending a few minutes underwater.

Surprisingly, he consistently brushes his teeth and uses mouthwash due to Chopper's insistence. He doesn't want to disappoint, so he does so without complaint.

SANJI

Daily Routine

Without fail, Sanji prepares for bed at 11:30 at night and wakes up when his alarm rings at 5.

His morning routine consists of spending 20 minutes every morning brushing his teeth, washing his face, shaving his facial hair, moisturizing, dressing up, and applying cologne.

His nightly routine is similar with the inclusion of flossing and rinsing with mouthwash. He also prepares his clothing for the next day.

Sanji cares deeply about his appearance, and it shows with the way he grooms himself.

As the chef, he has to abide by a strict schedule since his crew relies on him to prepare everyone's meals.

Waking Up

Sanji's alarm rings at precisely 5 in the morning, and he quickly gets off the bed.

He never snoozes his alarm. It rings no more than three times before he turns it off. He's a morning person.

He has plenty of time to get dressed, having pre-selected his suit the night before.

First Thing

Sanji loves to brew himself a coffee, only with creamer and no sugar, as the first drink to start his day.

While his coffee brews, he prepares a light meal for himself before the rest of the crew wakes.

At 5:30 AM, he's in the kitchen, hard at work preparing everyone else's breakfast.

He is meticulous about his schedule, so if it gets thrown off for whatever reason, he'll feel frazzled.

Eating Habits

When Sanji prepares food for the crew, he quickly eats his own portion immediately after cooking.

He's tried eating after everyone finishes, but it never works out due to Luffy's monstrous appetite. He's had his food stolen by Luffy. Every. Single. Time.

He doesn't eat full meals per se since he taste-tests his food along the way, but he does prepare a decent portion afterward, so he doesn't get hungry.

He rarely eats together with the crew, making sure to cater to everyone's needs during mealtime.

He never wastes food. Ever. He quickly learns everyone's appetite and makes enough food, so there are no leftovers.

With him in the crew, everyone will always taste fresh food.

Having experienced starvation, he never skips the traditional meals, always eating breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

He doesn't have any food allergies, but he does dislike unhealthy and non-nutritious food.

Hygiene Habits

Sanji is the only man in the crew to shower daily. He has to since he's an avid smoker and cares deeply about presenting himself well to the ladies.

He also handles everyone's meals and is extremely particular in keeping a clean working environment where he cooks.

He has a complete set of hygienic products, ranging from shampoo, conditioner, facial toner, shaving cream, moisturizer, serum, and sunscreen.

He keeps his hair, body, and facial products close to him and refuses to share with the other boys, taking them with him when he's ready to use them and keeping them stashed away in his locker when he's done.

Once he's done showering, he applies deodorant and cologne. The mixed scents work well together and aren't overpowering. Sanji smells damn good, and he knows it.

He likes to shave his facial hair before he showers, perfectly shaping his goatee.

He's not opposed to taking long baths but does prefer cold showers.

He brushes his teeth, flosses, and uses mouthwash every day without fail.

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Tell It To The Barista

In which Riskua starts working at a coffee shop

A little ficlet for @tsume-yuki​ for her fic Tell it to the Marines. Because the coffee shop AU didn’t yet exist and I love TITTM so much.

A peaceful little job, Mama had suggested after they moved to this town from Melring. Riskua needs to get out more, apparently.

Riskua is fairly certain that this hadn’t been what she meant. Actually, knowing her mother, it might have been exactly what she was talking about.

Whoever thought coffee shops were peaceful needed a reality check. It’s Riskua’s second day. The store manager just quit and walked off, and with her three of the employees. Which leaves just her and Law, a guy who’s working here surprisingly not to pay for his classes - he’s some sort of genius and has a full scholarship, also his father is apparently kind of over the top when it comes to giving him money - but because he genuinely loves coffee. And another reason, but Riskua doesn’t yet know what it is.

It’s the morning. This is the only coffee shop near the university campus. And there’s only Riskua and Law manning the shop.

Law gives her a look akin to one a general might give his troops just before heading into battle.  “At least we’ll be prepared for the zombie apocalypse, Ris-ya,” he says.

She gives him a lopsided grin and twirls her pen before clutching it like a dagger. “My father always says to beat them off with a stick. It never made sense until now.”

Law gives her a mildly exasperated look, and then there’s no time to speak anymore. The masses have arrived. It is time for battle.

Riskua’s third day begins normally. Then Law goes to take out the trash and comes back with a very short guy who is apparently a fellow medical student of his, Tony Tony Chopper. For some reason, he was sleeping in the shop’s dumpster. Questioning him yields no answers, until Roronoa Zoro comes into the shop.

“He was in the dumpster, too,” Law informs Riskua. “But he was sleeping and Chopper didn’t want to wake him up.”

“You,” Zoro says to her with narrowed eyes. She refrains from rolling her own. Her uncle’s self-declared rival in fencing, they’ve run into each other quite often on tournaments and for some reason he is fixated on her now.

“Apparently Chopper let Zoro lead the way back to their appartment. They never found it, so they had to sleep in the dumpster,” Law finishes the story.

What even.

Riskua learns the second reason for Law’s presence in the coffee shop on her fourth day.

It has to be said that Law really, really likes coffee. Making the beverage is a form of art to him.  Everything has to be done exactly right. He makes coffee with the precision of a neurosurgeon.

Then the grinning boy - Riskua recognises him as the owner of the flower shop two streets over - comes strolling in, shouting, “Traffy! Hot chocolate with rainbow sprinkles!” and Law’s look of deepest offense is the most hilarious thing Riskua has seen ever.

“This is a coffee shop,” Law grits out. “We make coffee.”

“But Traffy, you make the best hot chocolate!” Luffy - Riskua reads the nametag he must wear in his shop - pouts. It’s a devastating pout.

“Not today,” Law says.

Luffy pouts some more. Riskua chuckles, drawing his attention to her. “Would you like marshmallows with your hot chocolate?” she asks.

Luffy’s pout makes way for the largest and brightest smile she has ever seen on anyone’s face. “Can I? Can I, Traffy?”

Law shoots Riskua a betrayed look. Then he makes the mistake of turning back to Luffy’s excited puppy-face and caves instantly.

The coffee shop has regulars, Riskua has learned. There is history professor Nico Robin, for example, who often sits in the back and sips her drink of choice with a mysterious smile on her face, watching the goings on with amusement. Every so often, she will leave little notes entirely written in strange hieroglyphs. Law is convinced she is trying to tell them something important. He pins all the notes to a blackboard in the backroom and when there is a lull in business, he’ll sit in front of it and brood while trying to figure it out.

Often joining Nico Robin for coffee is engineering major Franky. A loud guy with a propensity for breaking out into sudden dancing. On Riskua’s fifth day the coffee machine breaks down. Franky fixes it within minutes and somehow upgrades it to work better than ever before.

Franky is later arrested for public indecency. No one but Riskua is surprised. So what if he showed a little skin? She does that all the time. Not at work of course, that would be unprofessional, but at home.

Law tells her he really wants to visit her at home someday. Riskua shrugs, “Sure, you can meet my uncle, I’m sure you’ll get along fine.”

Law suddenly remembers he has a lot to do and no time to visit at all.

The Baratie is the restaurant across the street. It has a fine reputation. On Riskua’s sixth day, Law’s father Rosinante shows up and enthusiastically drags them both to dinner there.

It turns out restaurants are struck with the same insanity that coffee shops are. Upon entering, Riskua learns that all the servers have quit that day. Rosinante immediately offers to help out, and somehow she and Law are roped into the whole thing.

Two hours later, Rosinante has set two tables and one customer on fire, they have him on mopping duty now in the hopes he’ll cause less accidents that way. Riskua has been serenaded by a cook which was very flattering, she was actually quite flustered. The same cook started a fight with the violinist when he asked a customer for her panties. Riskua rather thinks her uncle might want to meet the violinist, he’s quite the fencer.

Meanwhile, Law is somehow having dinner with Luffy. Rosinante gives Riskua a thumbs-up, looking very pleased with himself, before he runs off to deter two men from apparently - did she hear that right? - crashing the date. He does this while swinging the mop as his weapon of choice.

It is a memorable evening.

Luffy comes by on the seventh day and brings both Riskua and Law flowers, to ‘brighten up the place!’ Law grumbles and makes him a hot chocolate - “Extra rainbow sprinkles, Traffy!” - and the flowers are placed in a vase in the backroom. Instead of brooding over Robin’s mysterious notes, Law stares at them with a smile during break.

On Riskua’s eighth day she has the dubious pleasure of meeting Law’s rather unpleasant uncle, Donquixote Doflamingo, who complains about everything and criticises every inch of the shop and then makes up a ridiculously complicated order of coffee, which he takes a sip from and then declares disgusting before storming out of the shop.

Riskua is fairly certain she saw Law mixing laxatives into his uncle’s order, so he might not have been making that up.

Robin’s note of the day is a smiley face.

On Riskua’s ninth day of work, Luffy brings his brothers. Riskua recognises them as the two men who attempted to crash Law’s date.

“Hi, ‘Skua, Traffy!” Luffy greets cheerfully. “These are my brothers Ace and Sabo!”

The fair-haired of the duo gives her a friendly nod. “I’m Sabo,” he says. Riskua introduces herself while she studies him. He looks familiar. Wasn’t his face on the news the other day?

The other brother, Ace, storms right over to Law, looming over him and looking as if he’s about to start a fight. Law looks absolutely ready to throw down, too. Riskua sighs. Yeah, she’s going to have to step in. Their new store manager Nami will make them pay through the nose if anything gets broken. Also, Usopp who handles repairs, is absolutely terrified of her and Riskua will be the one who has to deal with that.

“Excuse me,” she says. “Ace, was it? Would you like to grab a coffee sometime?”

The man turns with an angry expression that freezes when his eyes meet hers. Colour rises in his cheeks. She raises an eyebrow at him. “Well?”

He appears struck speechless.

Sabo starts giggling madly in the background. Riskua doesn’t understand. Was it something she said?