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gojowh0rcs · 2 years ago

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i love the headcanons that are like “male so and so is v drunk and wants to fuck like rabbits and is gonna make u bust 5 times in a night” but its like do yall know abt whiskey dick??? where are THOSE headcanons??? do you know how disappointing a drunken sex night can really be??? its not that amazing i promise u

#SDJKJDKS i mean it also depends on the guy if he really enthusiastic then who knows #he could put his fingers or mouth to good use #but is he really that dexterous with his hands or mouth in a drunken state too? these are the things i think abt SDJJKSD #also!!!! all that alcohol? sorry but u know his nut taste nasty too SDJKLSDKL #idc if he gojo mf satoru the god amongst men he still a man with a peepee #well technically gojo excluded from this convo cuz he doesnt drink #but HYPOTHETICALLY #i just think its funny if someone like toji or megumi or yuji tryina be sexy and maybe it would work if u were also drunk but if ur a lil #more sober than them its just hilarious #yuji tries to talk dirty in ur ear to try and coax u to bed but he keeps forgetting to finish his sentences so hes like #uhhhh nhng pussy imma eat it tonight later #LMFAOOOOOO if u laugh at him he gets all sensitive abt it too

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