#well okay. it's still rude. but I can handle this. lmao

[cookinguptales]

you know, I've been in the beatles hate trenches for years. I had to put up with people calling me an edgy tryhard for years just because I didn't like a band. like their music is only mildly annoying to me, but it's fucking inescapable, which makes things a lot worse.

and apparently at some point when I wasn't looking, a lot of people admitted they fucking hate the beatles and now when you say you hate them people are like "ugh you're just trying to be trendy!"

well, I'm not. my hatred for their music runs pure and deep. but if that's ~too trendy~ or whatever now, I can shift focuses.

my neighbor is currently playing bob dylan music super loudly and this nasal caterwauling makes me wanna claw out my eardrums

how's that

[veren-cos]

Bachelors (sdv) x reader on their period

Gender neutral, but purely because of the prompt, afab reader. I'd say everything I write is gender neutral besides the very rare Trans masc reader ☆

Not proofread and I wrote this in like 25 min- I'll update this when I'm less tired.

Harvey

• A literal doctor.

• Is not weirded out like at all. He is all like, "Oh okay! Do you need anything at all?" And moved on with life

• Maybe has a little blush when you first talk about it? It's a completely normal thing at work (and in life), but it's just because it's you that he wants to make sure he handles it well.

• Would probably get you chocolate. And a heating pad. And blankets. And all the things.

• Aka would just spoil you a bit more than normal, periods suck and he knows-

• If you had any like disorder involving you Period he would be extra on top of stuff.

• Will make sure you are well stocked on and properly take pain meds!

Elliott

• Would just absolutely spoil you!

• Runs a bath, gets chocolate, threw your pajamas in the dryer to get them extra warm, heating pad.

• Might give you a massage if they are super painful? Probably would do it regardless but he would definitely offer if he knew that got bad.

• Idk why he knows so much, maybe it's because of Leah? I don't really write about the bachelotettes, but I feel like she would be super open about it so that's why Elliott knows a lot.

• But yeah he'd be super good to you! Would make you food just because. He is great at spoiling people, but not actually great at knowing what to do physically haha. (I think I mentioned in a previous fic where he just makes you soup if your in pain, he would do that here too)

Shane

• So if I just take Shane as a standalone character I don't think he'd know a lot / want to know/ care.

• But!

• Jas. I'm not sure what age she is supposed to be (literally anywhere from 7-12 imo) but I feel like Shane would have read up on Period stuff in preparation.

• So he would actually be more informed than Elliott!

• Now onto the actual stuff lol-

• He wouldn't be super pamper-y like Elliott and Harvey, but he would definitely help around the house more.

• Animals are all taken care of, crops are all watered, took care of some weeds, etc.

• He would also probably be a bit more physically affectionate purely because he knows you like it.

• Might be a bit embarrassed about it at first but after the first one he gets the gist of what to do.

Alex

• Would be relatively informed just because he is a health nut, but also doesn't know what to do because the most important woman in his life is postmenopausal-

• Probably would just give you chocolate and hugs because he knows like. Emotional and cravings.

• If they were super bad he would ask his grandma for help!

• Wouldn't be embarrassed about it! Once again. Health nut. Gets you pain meds!

Sebastian

• Okay. So. Sebastian.

• Literally lives with 2 ladies. Both very strong confident women. He wouldn't be uninformed by any means, but he probably is still awkward around the topic lmao

• Like if you were complaining he would be like "...." "am I supposed to do something about that?"

• AND HE DIDNT MEAN IT IN A RUDE WAY he was genuinely asking. But he just doesn't know and also is an awkward guy?

• Would do the least out of all the Bachelor's. Maybe just be more emotionally available because Period mood swings be rough. Makes more time to talk about things with you.

• Grabs you ibuprofen or Tylenol, whatever you have in the house.

Sam

• So Sam lives with a kind of coddling mom, does not have sisters, so like. His mom wouldn't talk to him about it. He has no 'personal' experience with it.

• Would be the most clueless-

• But he would definitely be like, "oh babe that sucks let me know what I can do"

• Gives you more cuddles, helps on the farm.

• Super enthusiastic about making you comfortable! He makes it into a way bigger deal than it is but he is genuinely curious about stuff so you think it's cute.

• After your first one when your together he is much better prepared / informed so he isn't all over the place.

• Just very cute and well meaning.

An* I hope this was at least a little cute / silly / comforting / whateveryouwantedoutofthis! I base everything off of personal experience because, like, it's all I got- but more people should be comfortable talking about this! It's completely normal and just a basic human function. So if yours is different than what others describe, that's okay! If yours is exactly the same, also okay! Idk where I'm going with this, but there is no shame in having a period, and that's on that!

This also came off way more dramatic than I meant it to be, but I live for the drama so it's okay (this applies to both the fic and the author's note-)

Masterlist

[thereoncewasagirlnamedjane]

WHAT’S IN A NAME?

PAIRING — tangerine x f!reader

CONTENTS — drabble; blind dates; tan’s a bit of a dick here; but so’s our reader; blood and implied violence; coarse language; reader is horny, okay? and i’m not sorry; one (1) brief reference to hate sex.

SUMMARY — your blind date is a walking red flag (he’s literally covered in blood), but you’re going through a dry spell and god damn it if he’s not the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen.

WORD COUNT — 958

NOTES — please excuse me, i am just obsessed with aaron taylor-johnson lately and i am in such a mood this friday night 😩 also, idk if i’ll write more for this guy solely because his codename is so damn dumb lmao! but i guess never say never 🤭

✩ masterlist ✩ library blog

This is the last time you ever say yes to a blind date, even if it has been ages since you were properly and thoroughly laid. Where the hell did your friend even find this guy?

The man sitting across from you in this quiet little cafe is certainly handsome—and definitely overdressed in his expensive-looking three piece suit that compliments the colour of his eyes… well, what’s left of the thing anyway… his jacket looks almost to be in tatters—but he’s all cagey and jittery. His eyes keep darting around the place, and he hasn’t made full eye contact with you once.

He didn’t even introduce himself when he arrived (nearly half an hour late), just slid into the seat on the other side of the table, draping his checkered coat over the back of the chair.

“Wanna tell me why you’re covered in blood?” You ask, arms folded over your chest. The tea you’d ordered for him has gone cold long ago, but he still lifts the cup by the handle and takes a careful sip. He grimaces, but shakes his head.

“You don’t wanna know, luv,” he says, signalling the barista to make him a fresh cup. You want to bury your fingers in his dishevelled hair and yank. At the unimpressed look on your face, he tuts and practically barks, “What? I should say that I came here straight after killin’ some poor bloke, then?”

“Fucking hell, you killed a guy?” You scoff, taking in the blood splattered all over his shirt and smeared on his skin. Some of it is his, you note, but he doesn’t seem phased—nor does anyone else as the barista comes around with a new steaming hot cup of tea. She casually places it on the table before walking away without another glance at either of you.

“No, darling,” he snarks, so condescendingly sarcastic you want to splash that tea right into his pretty face. He gestures to his crimson-stained collar, which lies open enough to give you a good view of his smooth upper chest, “I’m tryin’ to start a new trend. You think the designers will go for it?”

“Figures. Out of all the men I could’ve been set up with, I get set up with a murderer.” But that doesn’t stop you from wondering how that moustache would tickle if you kissed him. Or if he kissed you… in more unorthodox places.

“And yet you’re still fuckin’ sitting here, sweetheart,” he rolls his eyes, sighing when he takes a sip of his warm beverage before mumbling, “Mm, that’s more like it.”

“What’s your name then?” You huff, lifting your latte to your mouth, needing to do something to stop you from actually biting your lip, to calm the fire raging inside you. A fire that can surely only be extinguished by sinking your teeth into his neck—

“Well,” he seems to hesitate a bit here, “people call me Tangerine.”

“Tangerine?” You sneer, slamming your coffee cup back down onto its saucer with a loud clank, your latte sloshing over the rim and spilling onto the table. “Okay, that’s fucking ridiculous. I’m not calling you that.”

“Aw, come on, luv,” he tuts again in disapproval, grabbing some napkins from a nearby dispenser and wiping up the spill, muttering sarcastically about your lack of table manners. The sight of those clunky rings on his long, thick fingers makes you shiver. “Also, that’s bloody rude. Are you actually surprised you’re single?”

That’s the final straw, you can practically hear the camel’s back snapping. You stand up abruptly, the legs of your chair screeching loudly against the linoleum.

The guy finally looks right at you, cocking an eyebrow.

“Giant waste of time. Not gonna sit here and make small talk when we both know this isn’t going to work out,” you practically growl, winding your scarf around your neck and grabbing your coat. “Where’d you grow up? How many siblings do you have? Ugh, barf. I’d rather you fucking kill me.”

“I have a brother,” he offers casually, leaning back in his chair.

“Oh, really?” You ask, not believing him for a second as you grab your purse and loop your arm through the strap. “And what’s his name, Clementine?”

His neatly trimmed moustache twitches, one side of his mouth quirking up into something resembling a smile.

“We call him Lemon, actually,” he smirks as he pulls out a vibrating phone from his pocket. “Speaking of—” he presses the phone to his ear, “Lemme call you back.” Pause. “Tsk, sod off! I’m on a fuckin’ date, bruv. The job’s done, I can do whatever I want with my free time.”

Shit. You curse mentally at that smirk, both taunting and delicious in the worst ways possible, wondering why you haven’t marched out of the cafe yet. On top of everything, the moustached fucker takes a phone call from his brother, who is named Lemon, in the middle of you telling him off?

“Eh, she’s got a bit of a temper, to be honest.” And as a matter of fact, you’re about to blow a god damn gasket, but then his eyes slide to yours. His smirk widens. “But Jesus, Lem—”

You shake your head. No, don’t do it, you bastard. His eyes are positively gleaming.

“—why do I find it hot as hell?”

Damn it.

Yep, you heave a mental sigh. You’re totally gonna fuck him.

And the son of a bitch gives it to you so damn good, you only feel partly silly for repeatedly calling out the name “Tangerine” in the throes of heated bliss.

You make a mental note to send Beetle a thank-you care package. Y’know, later. When you can feel your legs again.

fin.

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[richeeduvie]

Have you ever thought abt if Lalo and Princess’s kid liked nacho more than Lalo? The seething. The anger.

I feel like once the kid is walking and talking that they’d like Nacho because he kinda treats them like a little grown up, and takes them out to do cool big brother type stuff, while Lalo will never stop calling them his bebito and babying them (even when princesa keeps making more ACTUAL babies. When his kids are 30 they’re still gonna be his babies). Not to mention Nacho’s joints are gonna last way longer into this kids lifespan lmao. Lalo probably is regularly pushing it too far trying to prove that he can keep up.

And then there’s that point in every child’s life when they love calling anyone over 20 an old person (EXCEPT mama) and ask really rude questions. I can imagine bebito calling Lalo an old man. Maybe seeing an a photo that has Lalo, Princesa, and Nacho in it and being like “why did mama marry you if you’re sooooo olllllddddd? Why didn’t she marry uncle nacho? He’s not as old, and he’s so nice”. Then Lalo is so quick to throw Nacho under the bus like “Well, bebito, uncle Nacho is bald. Your mama doesn’t like bald guys. And uncle nacho also doesn’t make as much money as your papa—“ and no one is gonna tell Lalo he’s literally dragging one of his employees to a 6 year old.

Nacho all I gotta say is u better be getting them kids socks for Christmas or Lalo’s giving you the gift of cement shoes and going for a swim lmao he can’t handle any more emasculation from his own damned kids

I love everything you said, anon. I love it so much. Nacho is just the fun Uncle, but Lalo would get on it quickly. He'd get mad at the kids but really just put all the blame on Chewtoy aftermath lol

Adding the context of what's going on in Madman right now...this can get so nasty on Lalo's end.

“Why did Mama marry you if you’re soo old? Why didn’t she marry uncle Nacho? He’s not as old, and he’s so nice."

Lalo stares. Nacho does not dare to look anywhere but the floor.

"Uncle Nacho's a nice guy? Yeah. To you, maybe. But he was very mean to Mama once. For a long time, actually."

Bebito blinks and scratches the table before looking to their Uncle. Nacho blinks once before closing his eyes. Putting his mouth behind his hands.

"...Really? Uncle Nacho?"

"Yeah, bebito. Maybe you don't talk on things you don't know about just because Nacho lets you do whatever you want. He made Mama hurt for a long time and you...he pretends to like little babies, my kids - but he plays. Ah."

Lalo looks up and smiles at his friend.

"I'm sure he learned. How about you go wake up Mama from her nap, huh?"

"...Okay."

There's nothing but silence when the little one leaves.

[mxdimitrescu]

Late Night Fun

Synopsis: A late night texting leads to something steamy.

Genre: Pure filthy smut

Pairing: Vanessa x GP!Reece Johnson

(Masterlist)

Vanessa

I sat in the corner of the couch and clicked through the Netflix menu, searching for a movie to watch.

"There's never anything good on here anymore. Why do I still pay for this?" I muttered. I felt the phone buzz in the pocket of my hoodie, and pulled it out. I smiled when I saw the text.

Reece: This night is dragging. I can't wait to come home :(

I shook my head as I texted back.

Vanessa: Aw babe. You don't have much longer. You get off at 2 right?

I tossed the Playstation controller to the side and waited for her to text back.

Reece: Yeah but Im gonna ask if i can leave early. It's so dead tonight. I miss you.

Vanessa: I miss you too baby. you only have another hour tho. You'll be okay lol be patient

Reece: Well I'm gonna text you till I leave cuz there's nothing else to do. I already cleaned up.

I laid down on the couch and sighed as I smiled at the phone.

Vanessa: that's fine. I'm not doing anything anyways. oh shit, can you stop at the store before you come home and get me some oreos? i'm craving some bad.

Reece: okay. imma bring you something else too ;)

I smirked as I read the text.

Vanessa: oh yeah? what's that

I put the phone down and stood from the couch, stretching as I walked to the kitchen to grab a bottle of water. I took a long drink as I walked back to the living room and grabbed my phone.

I bit my lip as I opened the picture message Reece sent. She was standing in front of the mirror in the dimly lit bathroom of the bar. She held the phone with one hand, and was lifting her shirt slightly with the other so I could see her abs. My eyes drifted down, and I raised a brow when she noticed the slight bulge of her hardened member in Reece's jeans. I quickly texted her back.

Vanessa: Lol, are you hard at work?

Reece: Yup ;)

Vanessa: You're hot. Stop playing with me lol

Reece: I'm hard for you babe.

Vanessa: Smh I bet you are.. hurry up and get home.

Reece: Lol what happened to being patient?

Vanessa: Lol bye! You're really rude. Why would you turn me on like that when you know you aren't gonna be home anytime soon? Now I gotta wait!

Reece: Lol stop whining.. just be ready when I get there.

Vanessa: I've been ready since you left.

Reece: Oh really? Did I not satisfy you well enough earlier?

Vanessa: Baby, you know you did. But I swear every time you walk out that door.. my body just starts aching for you again..

Reece: Mmm. What part of your body.. specifically lol

Vanessa: Lol smh guess

Reece: Hmm.. can I buy a vowel lol

Vanessa: Lmao.. you play entirely too much

Reece: Lol. I know that pussy is aching for me baby.

I bit my lower lip and sighed before texting back.

Vanessa: You gonna handle it when you get home?

Reece: Mhm. Soon as  walk in the door it's getting handled.

Vanessa: Oh yeah? Tell me what you're gonna do

Reece: Well first of all, I need you naked before I even get there

Vanessa: That can be arranged.. I'm barely wearing anything now.

Reece: Pants or no pants?

Vanessa: No pants.

Reece: Shirt?

Vanessa: I'm wearing your red hoodie.. no bra.. no shirt.

Reece: Shorts?

Vanessa: Just those black panties you like.

Reece: You're fucking killing me. You can keep the panties on

Vanessa: Lol.. tell me what you're gonna do to me baby.

Reece: I'm picking you up and laying you on the couch

Vanessa: Damn, we ain't even makin it to the bedroom huh?

Reece: No. We're skipping a couple of steps lol

Vanessa: lol I can see that

Reece: so, you'll be on the couch. I'll be on top of you, kissing you. I'm not gonna be able to keep my hands off of you

Reece: I'm gonna bite that spot on your neck that I know makes you soak your panties

Vanessa: Fuck you're turning me on so much

Reece: I can't wait to suck on your hard nipples. Are they hard right now?

I slid a hand underneath the hoodie, and moaned as my fingers brushed over a rock hard nipple. I played with it gently as I texted back.

Vanessa: Yes baby

Reece: I thought so.. I wanna kiss you everywhere

Reece: I wanna spread your perfect thighs so I can see that wet pussy. Touch yourself and tell me how wet you are.

My hand slipped down my body and beneath my panties. I gasped quietly when I felt how wet I was.

Vanessa: Baby I'm so fucking wet for you right now. I can't believe this shit

Reece: You're still touching yourself aren't you?

Vanessa: Yes baby

Reece: stop. I don't want you cuming before I get there.

Vanessa: babyyyyyy you're wylin right now!

Reece: Lol. I'll be there soon. You gonna let me eat that pussy?

I groaned and closed my eyes after reading the text. I let out a frustrated sigh before texting back

Vanessa: That's all I want right now baby. Ugh I need to feel your tongue on me, sucking my clit

Reece: That's what you want?

Vanessa: Yesss please I want it so bad

Reece: Is that all you want?

Vanessa: No.. that's not all..

Reece: What else do you want?

Vanessa: I want you inside of me.. I want you to fuck me baby

Reece: Yeah? You want me to pull on your hair while I fuck you from behind?

Vanessa: Yes baby please

Reece: You want me deep inside of you? Hittin that spot while you scream?

Vanessa: God baby please hurry

Reece: I'm gonna wear that pussy out when I get home. Take off that hoodie

I dropped the phone and quickly tore off the hoodie before throwing it to the floor. I heard the phone buzz again.

Reece: I've been thinking about you all night. I can still taste you from earlier. You came sooo much baby. I love that I can make you cum like that with just my tongue

Reece: If you were here right now I would bend you over this bar and eat that pussy from the back. I wouldn't even care who was watching

I moaned quietly as I read her texts, trying my hardest not to touch myself.

Vanessa: You gotta stop baby lol.. you're making me so wet

Reece: Can you do me a favor really quick?

Vanessa: Anything

Reece: Push two fingers inside of your pussy

Reece: Pull them out and taste yourself.

I groaned and pushed my hand under my panties again, moaning softly as I fingered myself. I heard the phone buzz again.

Reece: Don't get carried away.. I know you're over there fucking yourself. Stop. Put your fingers in your mouth

Reece: Suck them clean

I closed my eyes again and stuck my fingers into my mouth, moaning as I sucked on them greedily. I reached back down to touch myself again when I got another text.

Reece: You better stop. Save some for me.

I laughed softly as I texted back.

Vanessa: You know me too well.

Reece: Tastes good, doesn't it?

Vanessa: Mmhm, I can't wait till you get here. I want you to eat me till I cum

Reece: Don't I always? i love it when you cum in my mouth. It's such a turn on.

A sudden knock at the door broke me out of my spell and I sat up.

Vanessa: Someone's at the door. Are you expecting company?

Reece: It's me. I got off early and took a Lyft home.

Reece: Open this door.

I stood from the couch and quickly walked to the door.

"Open up, honey," I heard Reece say sweetly before I unlocked the door.

I pulled it open and saw her standing on the other side. Reece leaned against the door frame with her backpack slung over her shoulder. She stared hungrily at me, and took a step inside of the apartment.

"They let you leave early?" I asked Reece nodded as she dropped her bag and closed the door.

She lifted me into her arms and walked toward the couch slowly.

"Yeah. Stopped at the gas station across the street and got your Oreos. They're in my bag," Reece said in a low voice.

She lowered me onto the couch, and kissed me softly.

"You can have them later."

I grinned coyly as Reece pulled back and looked at my body.

"Later?" I asked.

She raised an eyebrow.

"Did you think I was joking in those texts?" she asked seriously, "Spread your legs."

Reece kissed me deeply as she lay between my legs on the couch.

"Why do I get the feeling you knew you were getting off early this entire time," I smirked as Reece kissed her way down my body.

"Cause you're the smartest woman in the world," Reece said, kissing the side of my breast.

"But also because when I'm horny, I'm very predictable." I chuckled, then moaned softly as Reece licked my nipple before sucking it gently.

"Thank God for that," I breathed as she switched breasts.

"Thank fucking God."

Reece continued to make her way down my body, raking her short fingernails across my stomach, and grinning when I shivered.

"I have been waiting for this all night," She husked as she ran her thumb across the front of my panties.

She pulled the panties to the side, and I bit my lower lip, watching as Reece dragged her tongue through my soaked pussy. She raised an eyebrow. I sucked in a breath as she licked at her clit.

"You taste super sweet," Reece said observantly.

I giggled, then let out a deep moan as Reece's tongue swept through my folds again.

"Oh shit," I whispered.

I put one hand behind her head and the other on my own breast and played with my nipple gently as Reece watched.

"Keep doing that," She said breathlessly before sucking my hard clit into her mouth. I moaned and closed my eyes.

"Don't fucking stop," I said quietly.

She pushed my thighs further apart as she worked her tongue over me. I let out a shaky breath at the sound of Reece's lips sucking at me as she went faster. Reece moaned against my swollen lips, sucking each one into her mouth before delving her tongue into my entrance. She then pulled back slightly and kissed my inner thigh.

"Sit up," She said as she lifted her head. She took my hands and pulled me into a sitting position on the couch.

"Baby what are you doing," I whined as she pushed the coffee table further away. When she turned back around, I was sitting with her back against the couch, pouting making her smiled.

"I need space," she said as she knelt in front of the couch, pulling my panties off and pushing my thighs apart again. She bit her lip and stared down at my body.

"Play with yourself."

I slid a hand down my body as she watched. I moaned as my fingers slipped between the wet folds and across my aching clit.

"You see how wet you make me," I breathed as I stroked herself.

Her breathing grew heavy as she watched my fingers glide through my soaked center. I pushed her fingers back inside of me, moaning softly. "I need you, baby. I need you to fuck me right now."

"Oh yeah? Right this second?"

"Right now baby, please," I moaned, fingering faster.

Reece let go of my legs and unbuttoned her pants. She pushed them down, revealing her hardened member. I moaned and sucked my fingers as Y/n stared down at me.

"On your knees," Reece said quietly.

I did as I was told, turning my back to her as I knelt on the couch. I rested my head against the back of the couch as Reece pushed her member into me.

"Yes," I moaned as she thrusted into me again.

She bit her lower lip held my waist as she worked her member deeper. She leaned over me and bit into my neck roughly. I dug my fingernails into the couch cushion and cried out as she went faster.

"Yes baby fuck my pussy."

"Yours? I thought it was mine," Reece growled into my ear as she fucked me hard. "Tell me it's mine, Vanessa."

"It's yours baby, this pussy is yours," I whimpered as she pushed one hand into my hair and tugged it hard.

I felt my knees began to buckle, but Reece wrapped her arms around me and kept me from collapsing into the couch. She smiled slightly as she angled her hips and buried herself even deeper inside me.

"Fuck daddy," I cried and pressed my hand against her stomach, pushing her back. "Hold on, stop." She stopped and pulled back.

"You okay?" she asked. I nodded and let out a deep breath. I reached for her and pulled her in for a firm kiss.

"We need to try a different position because I'm about to pass out," I said. Reece smirked as she stepped out of her pants.

"Does that mean I'm doing a good job?" she asked as she sat on the couch next to me. I climbed on top of her and rested my arms on her shoulders.

"Yes, it does." I leaned forward and kissed her softly. She reached in between us and grabbed her member.

"Wanna stay on top?" She asked in a low voice.

I nodded and lowered myself onto her. I moaned softly as she wrapped her arms around my back and kissed my exposed neck. I furrowed my brow and placed one hand on the back of her neck, while pushing the other through her dark tresses. She pressed her lips against my throat as I rode her slowly.

"Mmm you feel so good," I moaned as I lifted off her member slightly before lowering my hips again. Reece sighed as I arched, tipping backwards, but she held me tight as I rode her slowly.

"Come here," Reece mumbled, pulling me against her again. She pressed her forehead to my bare chest and breathed heavily as I rose and fell in her lap.

"Reece," I choked out as I pushed myself down on her. She moaned and kissed my chest in response, making me shiver. I rocked against her, my hips jerking slightly as my orgasm approached.

"Baby I'm so close."

She moved one hand from my back and slid it between her legs to stroke her clit.

"I'm close too baby. I wanna see you cum," Reece said before biting her lower lip and looking up at me. I groaned as pressed one hand into the back of the couch, the other still in her hair. I leaned down and kissed her hungrily before I tensed slightly.

"Daddy, baby," I let out a soft sob as Reece stroked me faster.

She held me trembling body as I came hard in her lap, whimpering her name with each wave of my orgasm.

Reece thrusted faster until she stiffened and let out a moan as white jets of cum painted my walls. I ran my hands through her hair as she slowly died down from her intense orgasm.

"God you're so beautiful," Reece whispered tenderly, removing her hand from between my legs and wrapping it around my waist.

I still moved slightly on top of her, grinding down on her member to ride out the last bit of my orgasm. She kissed under my chin, then neck and collarbone as I slowed down.

"Stay here. Don't get off yet." I moaned quietly, not ready to move yet anyway.

"Can't we just stay like this forever," I mumbled tiredly, leaning fully against Reece, unable to support myself. She continued to kiss me anywhere her lips could reach.

"Yes, we can," she said between kisses.

"Lies," I said, smiling as she laughed and looked up at me again.

"Well, I wish we could," Reece said quietly as I pressed my forehead to hers.

"I love you."

"I love you too," I said then yawned loudly, making her laugh again.

"You tired baby?" she asked, making me nod.

"You ready to get up?" I nodded.

"You know you're carrying me to bed, right?" I asked.

Reece rolled her eyes and smiled at me.

"Yeah, I kind of figured."

[charlie-pippin-faraday]

My danganronpa v3 chapter 5 pre-investigation running commentary:

“you’re such an optometrist. can you prescribe some rose-colored glasses for me too?” might be my favorite line in the game and certainly my favorite thing himiko has ever said. the play on words, the cleverness, and of course the underhanded sick burn

laughing at maki saying “if this weren’t a killing game i would’ve already fucking murdered kokichi” lmaooooo

oh i can’t believe i was WRONG about the black and white door being to kokichi’s lab, it was actually to kaito’s. but i was RIGHT that the astronaut lab would be COOL as SHIT

LMAO himiko to kaito saying she’d never wanna be in a vehicle he’s driving bc of his reckless confidence. you know what she’s probably right

please tell me the astronaut lab actually leads to something that can eventually be piloted that’d be fucking sick

you know i have a feeling i know whose lab is behind the suspicious red door

nope I was wrong it was not kokichi’s, it was rantaro’s. and i can’t even get in?? booo!!

“that sorta unexpected development can only happen in a real killing game like this one.” REAL killing game? what exactly do you mean by REAL killing game?

“what a waste. i can’t believe that idiot killed [rantaro].” hey that’s a rude thing to say about kaede!! and i thought you WANTED us to kill each other, monokuma!

shuichi brings up a great point - what DOES happen when construction is done?

what in the SHIT is that giant thing next to miu’s lab? that wasn’t there before, was it???

cyber courtyard? uhh okay. this definitely doesn’t feel like someplace i’ll be chased out of!

my new genius plan: shuichi, kaito, maki, keebo, and himiko each pilot one of the now-abandoned exisals, we shoot monokuma, and we bust out of here! a flawless plan!

aw i love that keebo has nice memories about miu (it seems like he’s the only one who does). apparently they must’ve bonded while shuichi wasn’t around (and i mean more than just the not-sex scene i witnessed)

“rust in peace” keebo plz

keebo don’t put yourself in danger why are you putting yourself under the hydraulic press if anything happens to you i will not be able to handle it

listen i know he just wants confirmation about how alive he is and how much of a soul he has which breaks my heart but still do not do that please

where is there a bathroom in the exisal hangar? and why the FUCK can’t i investigate the absolutely insane-looking toilet come on shuichi you can’t tell me you aren’t at least a little suspicious about that

me and kaito need to make up IMMEDIATELY i can’t stand this

i’ll be honest i had a suspicion the letters in the courtyard had something to do with kokichi before they were even complete, i could kind of see his name before we got all the letters

“shuichi, your words make me extremely happy” once again keebo i would fucking die for you

bro why do miu and kaito’s skills cost 6 slots but keebo’s costs 32????

very worrisome that kaito wants to learn about weapons. he definitely doesn’t wanna shoot kokichi or anything

oh he’s comparing kaito and maki to himself and kaede ❤️ parallels 🩷

sooner or later maki is going to force me and kaito to wear our “getting along” shirt

“i have to make up, for kaito AND for maki” this sentiment is sweet shut up

ah it’s finally time for the love key! monokuma woke me up so aggressively

hm i’m not sure about the moral and ethical implications of this key. oh well

oh no i got himiko?? tenko i’m so sorry about this

shuichi wasn’t very good at listening to the “stay in character” instructions he kept asking questions

that was alright but. i know who *i* wanna fuck (keebo) and i know who *shuichi* wants to fuck (kaito), so we’re gonna go back to a previous save file and try this again

oh hell yeah i got maki this time! kaito i’m sorry in advance for fucking your girlfriend

aw maki’s fantasy is that she never became an assassin and she’s in a long-term relationship? that’s sweet and a little heartbreaking

damn i can’t believe maki roleplay marriage proposed to me before fucking me

me to kaito the next day: “bro i swear it was a one-time thing, it didn’t mean anything. i’m pretty sure she was thinking of you the whole time!”

“last night with maki, was that a dream?” i am genuinely not sure, shuichi

okay i’m at maki’s 4th FTE. she’s talking about a girl she was friends with in the orphanage, whom she played House with. is this the person she was fantasizing about in the love suite????

yo where the fuck is kokichi’s lab? that’s the only one we haven’t found yet

i’m wondering who’s gonna get murdered. i REALLY fear for keebo, since i think kokichi is out for blood and they’ve been feuding since the start. i fear for himiko too, since i didn’t think she’d last this long anyway and i still hold my belief that all 3 girlies are gonna end up dead

“the outcome will settle once and for all how miu perceived me” aw keebo

a theory: maybe kokichi anticipated that the hammer will disable keebo and then he could swoop in and try and kill him. but maybe he DIDN’T anticipate how close keebo and miu had grown and didn’t see that miu would ensure the hammers wouldn’t hurt keebo. she DID program him as a living being and not an object in the virtual world, after all. we’ll see if they work on him or not

hey after a few tries i finally made it through the passage level! and on my successful attempt i only lost one student! RIP shuichi

damn i thought that door looked like the door in DR1, and then they lined us up like the poses at the end of DR1

something about this outside world backstory don’t smell right. i am very skeptical about everything they’re telling me

i appreciate kaito’s determination to punch kokichi in the face

did shuichi lie in bed for a whole day-plus?

oh? who’s come to my door to save me from killing myself?

of course it was maki

oh!!!! we’re getting the TRUE lore dump now!!!!!!!

the JOLT that ran through me when the name makoto naegi came on my screen. i even predicted i’d see that name a second before i did and i still felt that

i TOLD you makoto naegi was haunting the fucking narrative!!!!!! i could feel it!!!!!!!!!!!

okay while this seems more believable than what kokichi said, you cannot convince me that MAKOTO NAEGI of all people chose to abandon earth. and i do not believe it’s currently hundreds of years in the future

bro if this whole thing is about a disease killing the world, and this game came out before covid, the propheticness is unreal

the one thing i don’t believe is that kokichi’s cult was the remnants of despair. cause…i know things the characters here don’t. everyone in-universe knows everything that happened in DR1, but if I recall correctly the events of DR2 are like a dirty little secret that the general public doesn’t know. so they wouldn’t know that the remnants of despair were rehabilitated. unless they grew beyond class 77-b, but idk if that’s what they’re talking about

my new completely out of left field theory: the professor built keebo in the image of makoto naegi. idk how much time has passed DR1 (or DR2 or the anime) and how old makoto is now, but he’s old enough to have rebuilt the academy by now. and keebo’s super short, he’s got the ahoge, he listens to his inner voice of hope. it’s not the worst theory i’ve ever had

okay another thing that doesn’t sit right: “only a genius can overcome nature.” wasn’t that also kind of against makoto’s whole philosophy? he was a normal dude, who had hope. and didn’t he restart the academy with the idea of it being for EVERYONE? if i remember right? something about this doesn’t feel quite right either

where’s monokuma? and what about that secret door in the library?? did we just forget about that?????

“all four” exisals? shuichi are you dumb? there were 5 of them!

that felt suspiciously like a goodbye to kaito and i don’t like it. if something happens to him i’m suing

i have a sinking feeling something will go wrong and someone might die on our mission to rescue kaito

Annnnnnnnd I’ll be back after investigating this so-called murder!

[songmingisthighs]

finished catching up to project jekyll & hyde. all i’ve gotta say is, imagine a bystander witnessing knives and doc fighting, then woo and yeo take over, then they’re suddenly hugging it out. i think i would freak if i saw that irl lmao. also, yn is too smarttt. i love how she caught on red being in control of hj’s body at that time. she knows them too well it seems, and im also happy she’s still on high alert afterwards; so to say, she’s not really doubting herself. i am scared though for whatever doc has planned. i can see he got a few other of the members’ alters to join him, or so i think. i get the strange feeling that red is helping doc by observing the doctor’s notes more than being “fascinated.” anywho, cant wait for more chapters!

warning ? mini rant… ???

i also saw the ask you answered about taking more responsibility. i want you to put yourself first! i know that you will, but i want to reassure you that it is okay for you to do that!

readers, understand that smt is human before anything! always be patient. not just with/for her but for any other writer that you may also keep up with.

with that said, take your time with the updates! i know i and others say we can’t wait, but we def can! and i’d be happy to.

I MISS WRITING FOR PROJECT JEKYLL AND HYDE i have such plans for that but as you know, writing actual long chapters is hard for me to do atm but i'm trying to better myself and make time for it so i can write for pyp too :") tbh i have this whole cheateez plan going on in my head and it's different forms of cheating basically ?? and i tailored it to each members so here's to hoping i can commit to that before i commit myself to a mental institution

and for the part about my personal life

T H A T I S S O S W E E T O F Y O U T O S A Y 🥺🥺

i can't talk about other people but for me, i feel IMMENSE guilt when i can't commit time or fall off schedule in updates just bc i can't handle my life. and the guilt often makes it hard for me to come back bc in the back of my mind it's always like "people forgot about you, it doesn't matter if you return" and i'm so glad you and the others proved me wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME

i saw creators leaving tumblr and they blame it on toxic community and pressure from rude readers and i totally get where they came from so i'm glad that's not the case for me. if you knew me from the beginning, you know i've been through my fair share of community drama so i stay away from that because i don't want the negativity to affect my craft. writing is me putting my inner self for everyone to see and i love sharing it with you guys so truly, i'm glad of the support and attention you guys have given me 🫶🫶

and ngl i don't mind you guys telling me you guys can't wait for the next update bc it gives me motivation to return and like actually come back here to update no matter what. what i don't appreciate is anons just sending me "when's the next update for ××?" like girl do we know each other ?? i hate it when my mom just drop a question like that without preface and without considering my state, what makes you think i'd appreciate it coming from a ghost ???

and btw my mom tried convincing me i don't have asthma YET AGAIN as i was hacking out my lungs in front of her and the look she gave me was like "cut the crap, i know you're making shit up" meanwhile she was there at the doctor's like 2 years ago when i had a bad case of asthma and she tried to gaslight the DOCTOR when he said i'm like seconds away from a full blown asthma attack, she was like "yeah but she doesn't have asthma" "no maam, she doesn't have an asthma ATTACK, Y E T" "yeah but that doesn't mean she has asthma, right?" and the doctor just looked at me, sighed, and continued talking to ME with my mom trying to talk over me about MY condition and MY feeling and MY experience. she thinks i want to live life as if i have an oxygen debt or smth. god forbid i'm ACTUALLY ill from overexertion like did i fake my fever ?? did i stuff tissue into my lungs to prevent me from breathing correctly ?? did i walk around like a zombie just to put up a show and not because my head's killing me ????

sorry for ranting but this shit really creams my corn

[femmebambi]

Oh that’s okay sweetheart, just doing this is doing wonders as a stress reliever… although it might be getting me worked up in a different way😉

Hm… now that’s an idea… taking my stress and frustrations out on you… question is, do I fuck you nice and rough and have you moaning and seeing stars beneath me? Or, since you’re such a good girl like you said, maybe I’d use that mouth of yours to get myself off… choices choices…

A good girl indeed, taking my teasing so well! And begging… I do enjoy hearing my good girls beg for me, begging for more. Always desperate for more. And always such pretty moans, and I’m sure yours are no different<3

You should definitely do something about it baby, I know it’s not the same as someone else fucking you, but you’re a clever good girl and can make do, can’t you? Even if you close your eyes and imagine it’s not your fingers fucking you, but the long, skilled fingers of your hot top, thrusting and curling inside you. Fucking you harder. And deeper. Worshipping you and desperate to give you the mind-blowing orgasm you deserve. Whispering encouragements in your ear as you come closer and closer to cumming, telling you how good you’re doing and how well you’re taking their fingers, how your pussy was made for them to fuck. Such a picture perfect slut.

If I was the hot top in question, I think I’d edge you a little angel, you’re so good, you can take it, cant you? Bring you so close to cumming, so close to finally getting your release, but slowing down to a stop inside you and yanking your release away from you. And without asking you’d beg. So I’ll start fucking you with my fingers again, and gently brush my thumb against your clit and you’d twitch and squirm from how sensitive and overstimulated you are. And you’d come so close again, faster this time, and I’d do the same again, and again. And again. Until I think you’ve had enough. And then finally I’ll get to see you fall apart beneath me as you cum on my fingers, fingers that are still thrusting inside you as you writhe and come apart. How many times do you think you could handle this? How long until you’ve had enough?

Unfortunately sweetheart, I do have to head to bed now, it’s almost 6am for me lmao. Sorry (not really) to be a tease and leave you hanging angel😉

-🌹

hehe, am I getting you worked up? I loveee that. Everything about this ask has me melting,giggling, and insanely wet. Mmm, I like both options, but I think you should have me seeing stars,don't you agree? I'll always beg and moan for you, letting out all my pretty sounds because you just make me feel so insanely good. I'm going to not do something about it because I'm way too tired.. but if I come on here insanely sexually frustrated tomorrow, you gotta remind me that it's my fault lmao. Thinking of you pumping into me with your fingers gets me so turned on (more than i already am). The edging, though, is so RUDE. I'd take it like a good girl, but there would be whining and little tears. I don't know how long I'd last like that. I'd try to be good for you and take it all, though.

Aww goodnight love🩷! I hope you sleep well and have beautiful dreams <3

side note: I'm really sorry if this response isn't good at all. I'm literally exhausted, and I can write a better one tomorrow morning if you like

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[merlucide]

big ass explanation below, basically my word vomit

Okay I would like to make some things straight, first of all I would like to apologize bc I NEVER had any intention of dragging you into any drama. I swear to goodness that was NEVER my intention really. The only reason I ever had mentioned your name is because I was speculating about why tf the community was being shut down, I made some guesses and looked around from answers, I heard things from people and got my information from the limited knowledge myself and others had. I knew you and Ben were close(?) and from the paragraph that he had posted I made some guesses that I now know are wrong.

Everything happened at a shitty time which gave me a shitty reaction to how I handled things. Not excusing anything but I’m not belittling myself and my feelings. Which everything felt 10x harder than it really was. Past few months sucked ass, Irl shit happened and I was hurt because you left. I was happy you did because I knew it would be better for you if you weren’t involved. 

The vent you commented on was an explosion of my emotions. I realized that it was a ‘me’ problem and that you were still here but I wasn’t apart of it.

And I really am so sorry if I am the reason you are dragged into this mess, I thought you were involved (I assumed after seeing other things regarding you)

And also, I know how a lot of this bullshit can be seen and interpreted but I have not been obsessing over this/you and trying to find out where and what you are doing. I don’t know if you thought that I was or if not. I just need to make that crystal clear as well. I was hurt because I loved you and you were important to me, and finding out I was blocked while you were talking with others hurt to know. I was under the impression that you had fully left tumblr and what not. And definitely not trying to come across as like this clingy ex vibe lmao?? Who won’t let you go out with your new friends 😭🙏

I just really wish I knew it was an us problem? Because I would have 💯 liked it more if you just told me that you didn’t want to be friends anymore and would like to stop interacting with me. Well I mean you did that, but I took that as ‘It’s not just you, it’s everyone else as well’. I assumed things bc I was hurt and yadda yadda. I never meant to hurt or trigger you with any of this. I thought all of your accounts where deactivated lol— the only way I found out you were back was bc I saw you through a mutuals reblog, which was like yesterday morning? LMAO??

Anywho, I never accused you or Ben of supporting ***. I only said I think the community shutting down has to do with *** and his weird rude interactions with minors or it could do smth with Michelle (and I only mentioned you twice.)

I am nosey and I was frustrated that the community was being shut down bc I love the community. I never once said ‘They did this! They said that!’ And what not. I’m not sure how that was the message that got across but that is inaccurate. 

Everything was out of pure curiosity and speculation. I have no problem with you and Ben at all and never intended to start any problems. I am sorry for poking my nose in things that should’ve been left alone.

I have no clue if this makes sense or what not I am so tired so this is like my mind racing to make shit clear LMAo

[diazpatcher]

7x10 reaction time

the opening scene with Athena 😭

EDDIE CALLED BUCK AND ASKS HIM TONPPEN THE DOOR TO CHRIS 😭😭😭😭

Chris calling the Diaz' I CALLED IT!!!

hen :(

"it's a little true" "even in death she makes your life chaos" "I'm making my life chaos"

Oh Athena 😭 I can't handle it if bobby dies the fact that he has a DNR???? I'm going insane

OH IT WAS AMIR RIGHT? I CALLED IT

the 118 kids meeting each other at the hospital 😭

"he managed to get her to safety before he took a turn" 😭 bobby literally gave his last breath to his wife😭

"I understand it to well. Bc right now the only thing holding me upright is rage." OH Athena 😭 SLAY MAMA "because they last man who came into my home and tried to hurt my family begged me to put it him down"👁👁

"You're one of HIS firefighters"😭

oh god the house is ruined 😭 Athena on a revenge tour?

Polly Martin 🤨 Hmmm

"THIS IS MADDIE HAN" SLAY MAMA

Athena gone rouge btw 🫡 as she should

"I think Athena might be the danger" SLAY

she broke into his house????? omg Athena is of the rails!!!! I love her

it's so so heartbreaking how she was ready to kill for bobby, no hesitation 😭

so if it wasn't Amir who was it 🤔

"being a living testiment to a dead person hardens you" oh. this is all about grief. this entire season is all about grief about how it is more than sadness that it is also anger and denial.

The cartell!!!!! "it's me they want" oh. Amir is so self sacrificial

The 118 watching as bobby almost dies while Athena is a on basically a suicide mission

Amir is actually cool "go ahead and do what ever you plan to do or is your plan to bore me to death?"

"I'm misses Bobby Nash" She says as she sets flames to the Cartells hide out. SLAY MAMA

"This one we both walk out of" SOBBING ACTUALLY

the 133 being the one firehouse who is always there when something happens to the 118

OH GOD IS HE DEAD

OH S

BOBBY

He's.alive 😭😭😭😭 omg

wait. what's the cliffhanger.

The Hans and The Wilson's having dinner together 🫶🫶 family family 🫶 I love them

Tommy and Buck 🥰 "you guys at the 118 should have your own dedicated wing at the hospital" PFFF HE IS SO FUNNY

"BOBBY IS THE FATHER I NEVER HAD" OH BABY THEY FINALLY SAID IT.

B:"so we both have daddy issues" T:"I dont" B:"but you think I do?" T: "God hope so"

Ohh ph "fathers are human, sons don't take it that well"

OH CHRIS , Chris wants to leave 😭 the Diaz' redemption arc?

"your son is trying to tell you whay he needs don't wait 30yrs to hear him"

Athena being so panicked about they're phones 😭 mama such a mama OH MAY 😭 Harry and May being there for their parents❤️ (yes ik Michael lives but he is not here yk)

Chris is actually leaving. "There's summer and then there's Texas. " 😭 lmao buck

Buck fathering once again I love him❤️ "you realize just how messy life can be" okay still no reason to forgive the Buckley parents they suck.

Eddie looks like a kicked puppy also the fact that he keeps calling Buck over is so!!!

The way Eddie hugged Chris😭😭 I wish someone would hug me like that

"I know your angry but i love you no matter. I hate it but i love you." OH "you can always come back, you just say the word and I'll come for you" SOBBING ACTUALLY

the diaz' parents not even hugging him goodbye??? rude tbh

"is buck joining us?" "it's a different sibling"

THEY TOOK HER IN UNTIL HENREN COULD TAKE HER😭😭 THEYRE A FAMILY

oh bobby in the remains of the fire. Amir lmao. like a ghost he appears.

"were not gonna get into who deserves what, that's for a higher power to decide. " "maybe you earned it." Amir finally finally being the one who gives Bobby closure on his past. "You know you can't quit right?" "you think you do or you know you do🤨"

Amir im sorry I misjudged you he is actually the funniest man alive.

Wait is the cliffhanger the opening disaster for s8???

Oh no. "No captain Wilson" BOBBY ❤️

Gerard you whore. piss off. no no no no no.

THATS THE CLIFFHANGER? its just horrible

[tears-of-boredom]

ok ok im gonna fucking vomit about baldurs gate now, beware of spoilers and shit.

so. first of all. baldurs gate is kind of the whole reason i broke windows lmao. that and trying to adjust the gamma levels on my shitty hp monitor. like, I found the game right? on gog. just. there. and I literally the whole time did not believe it was legit. literally only after i was in the game did i believe it. and I was struggling cuz the rar file took a shit ton of space, and i couldnt extract it because the rar file itself was the thing taking up all the space. thankfully windows saved the rar file when I reset, so literally the first thing i did was re-download 7zip and extract it. the feeling when i could delete the giant ass rar file was so satisfying. anyways yeah so. to the actual game.

so. i spent probably like 3 hours creating my character. they're a dwarf and a druid. and theyre only a druid because no other class had efficiency in sickles. i really fucking wanted those sickles. i need to look at the feats more closely because there might be one that gives you efficiency in sickles, so I can change my class to one I like more. i mean. i dont hate being a druid. but I like the uhh, sorcerer was it? i like the idea of that more. oh and also being a munk seems cool. basically i just want to reconsider my choices without the sickles being a factor there. oh and bard of course. as soon as I found out that sickles were a potential weapon, i so wanted to just be Sarmenti from darkest dungeon. but we'll have to see what i do.

so, the gameplay. first thought. what the fuck is going on. the ui was so foreign to me i was so confused. but in the end it took me like two minutes to be comfortable with it. i still really want to have control over the Y-axis of the camera, but if it must be so, I can handle it. and.

okay I cannot talk about these things in the order they happened because. Lae'zel is apparently into me. what the fuck. i literally thought she hated me and gave up on even befriending her. it was just so fucking out of knowhere man. i was so surprised. like I had given up on thinking of her that way completely. because she was clearly not interested. and her explanation. like i guess it makes sense but girl. give me a couple hints before hand alright? you can't just say that out of knowhere my guy. like jesus. like, I could not accept her in the end, because i was not sure if she was asking for a deeper relationship or just to have some fun. and the situation being what it was, i could not with confidence promise her a deeper relationship. because she has just lowkey been an asshole. and didnt agree with me on much either.

on the other hand. um. astarion. i. i feel like making a character a vampire is cheating. like straight up. I was so obsessed with Wyll, and astarion just seemed like kind of a rude person. but then. then when he's really hungry. out of all the people at the camp. he comes to me. and yeah yeah he did try to just drink out of me without my permission. but who am i to shame a hungry man. and sorry the scene? when I permit him to drink? and he does? dude. its fucking cheating to make a vampire. and then. and then he says my blood tastes really good. and then he says that he hasnt done that before. revealing just how desperate for blood he mustve been to approach me in the first place. and. and sorry but why does the game give you so many options to not like it. like sorry who doesnt want this man to suck their blood. like omg. the fact that you suffer from the blood loss? the fact that he gains bonuses from it? dear god. I. making him a vampire was cheating alright. straight up cheating. so so cheating. i wonder how monogamous the game forces you to be.

oh and the story parts or whatever? well. I keep having to ressurrect party members because i keep running into death traps. or creating them for myself. but im going to steal that idol from the grove druids. like maybe i should make my character a rouge or something because I literally want to steal every chance i get. literally no other reason than to just do it. and side note. is it spelled "rouge"? because i keep reading it like, like french for "red". but I cant think of other spellings for it.

tbh that wasnt anything about the story. i mean. the protector appeared to us. and I trust them. so im gonna lean into the powers more. and also astarion wants to do it too. as if I needed more reason.

and lastly uhh. i wish it was easier to sell your shit. like the multi-select isn't enough. i wish it remembered what items you put into wares, and then would automatically add them when you get new ones of those items. also I'm bleeding every merchant dry. they cannot resist my cauldrons and copper pots and non-silver-silverware. also the plates. there are so many plates. and im kind of afraid that at some point the game is gonna be like "remember all that shit youve been storing? hope you have a lot of them because now you need them!"

and also I am talking to every rat and squirrel i meet. they are my friends.

oh and. for the longest time i thought the only way to move the characters in combat was to jump. lmao.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hi! This is the anon with the ISWM egos and Y/N running into Y/Ns mean ex, and here to clarify! Yes the egos that made appearances!

(I hope this anon isn't taken but I'll shoot for the moon)

- SleepyBlu Anon

Oh okay! Just wanted that cleared up but ty!

Request: Hi I’m new to this, but could I request ISWM egos with their S/O and like running into S/O’s ex. S/O’s ex ain’t a nice person and S/O is uncomfortable, the boys to the rescue!

Engineer, Actor, Dark, Wilford, Yancy, Illinois, Jim, & Heehoo will be featured!

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Engineer Mark

Your ex so-happens to be USA receptionist.

They recognize you before you can state your inquiries and makes a subtle jab at both of you, especially upon learning you’re a captain.

“Wow, so you can keep a crew together but not a relationship?”

This pisses off Mark SO much. He can’t tolerate this disrespect to his captain and partner.

His anger becomes scary as he punches the table and demands they take your concerns more seriously.

After getting answers he leaves with you, still huffy but makes sure you’re alright.

“If they were in the crew, I’d eject them from the airlock myself..” He grumbles.

Actor

Oh boy.

If he so much as recognizes your ex he’s gonna flip out. Doesn’t matter if it’s in public or there’s only a few people around.

He’ll drag them away from you before they can utter a single word and have a “nice chat”.....which is really just him snapping at them and being like “you’re lucky I’m out on parole or else I’d KILL you right now!”

You don’t know what exactly he said but, they haven’t tried contacting you since then.

He spoils you afterwards to cheer you up <3

Dark

He doesn’t wanna cause a huge scene.

So he’ll just stare at your ex angrily while keeping you close to him, allowing the high-pitched ringing to fill their head.

He’s the best at intimidation so it doesn’t take long for them to be scared off.

After that he makes sure you’re okay, knowing very well what it’s like to be hurt by those he once trusted.

If they come back he definitely won’t hold back and resort to tormenting them in the void since they didn’t learn their lesson the first time.

Wilford

He takes shit from nobody.

Especially a stupid ex who questions your taste in men.

There’s a 75% chance you can stop him from shooting/stabbing them, but he’ll still find a way to screw with their mind.

Like getting inside their head and saying random bs or just teleporting around them to confuse them (like he does in WMLW).

Eventually they leave after calling him a freak, though he just rolls his eyes.

“Jeez, to think you dated that before me? Let’s get some drinks.”

Yancy

Will most definitely punch them if they say some rude shit about you.

“Lmao you’re so desperate for love you’ll take in a criminal-?”

*SMACK*

“At least I treat ‘em better than you any day!!!”

You literally cannot stop Yancy from leaving them with a bloody nose even if you tried and said “violence isn’t the answer”.

He may have given up the stabbing but there’s no way he’s ever gonna give up fighting for you tooth and nail <3

Illinois

Out of all the Ipliers he’s probably the most calm about it.

You honestly didn’t think he was so committed to your relationship until you saw the way he stood up to your ex.

Gentle yet firm so that they leave you alone.

Humorously enough, they barely have a defense bc wow--how did you manage to snag someone as fine as him???

So they finally do leave and it warms your heart, knowing he took this relationship seriously.

Jim

Honestly?

The whole Jim nation would be on your ex’s ass if they got within a five mile radius of you and don’t back off.

(Similar to Wilford) They think he’s a goddamn weirdo and you’ve lowered your standards to rock bottom.

Which leads to Jim interrogating them on what they knew about the statistics of relationships or...something like that.

Either way he gets them to leave with his eccentric ways being too much for them to handle.

Heehoo

After a lot of rehabilitation you both started dating again. Though he’s still drawn to the woods, so you’ll go on frequent walks together.

Unfortunately that’s where you meet your ex who’s on a hike.

“Wow you’ve chosen this hobo over me, huh?” They sneer.

Heehoo sees how upset they’re making you, so he just...growls and eventually scares them off after chasing them into the woods. 

Once he returns he makes sure you’re okay.

His actions made you laugh, confusing him, though you reassure him you appreciate what he did.

[lavenoon]

Imagining Dawn and Robin get called to separate day missions unexpectedly and both desperately claw to find valid excuses to slip away and do their job without being “that” person who leaves every social interaction

Anon your mind. It keeps happening, and they're both so preoccupied with their own social blunders they don't even notice the same thing happening with the other lmao

In fact, have a little drabble though be warned, it's been a while since I published some writing

Your phone chimes, that particular sound announcing work specifically, and there's a twitch in your easy smile as Sun tells you about his latest project. It's rude to interrupt him, you know that, but the urgency combined with his extensive explanation has you biting the bullet.

"No, yeah, a birdhouse for the garden sounds great! You don't need to ask, really, you rent it too and as long as it's nothing permanent, I don't really mind."

"Great!"

There's still a certain stiffness to him, and you fear you only worried him more with your rudeness as you watch him wring his hands.

"A birdhouse... Will surely liven up the place."

A soft hum from his pants - now his phone is going off, too. Faint as they are, you see his pupils flicker down, and jump on the chance.

"Do you want to -"

"Yes! Yes, could be urgent. You also?"

"Ah, yup, yes, didn't want to be rude -"

"Of course, yes, I won't be offended."

You manage a tight-lipped smile at the awkwardness, but then take out your phone to check the message.

Great. A spontaneous mission - your least favorite. Today was supposed to be your day off, too. You mutter some half-audible expletives under your breath, though you miss how Sun turns to look at you at that.

"Something bad?"

You jump, quickly turning off the screen and shoving the phone back into your pocket.

"Ah, no! I mean, uh, just something. With work, they, well, need me to come in. Unexpectedly."

Sun's smile may be permanent, but you can see his expression fall nonetheless. You try not to think about that too hard.

"They really shouldn't demand your time like that. Can you decline?"

Oh, if only he knew. You chuckle.

"Unfortunately no. It's okay though, really."

His frown tells you that he isn't convinced, so you scramble for a deflection.

"What about yours? Nothing bad either, I hope?"

Wrong move - the tension is back. Curse you and your fast mouth.

"... Also work, a slight... change of plans. Neutral, as far as changes go."

The curiosity really is killing you, but you're not sure the satisfaction would be enough to make up for the risk of having him ask for details, too. Sun is a good tenant, and you'd hate to lose him, for multiple reasons. So you'll simply have to live with the mystery. You'll get a birdhouse for your trouble, even.

You still need to exit this interaction stat though. Time waits for no one.

"Soo..."

You trail off with an awkward wince, and you swear Sun's hand (still holding his phone) twitches. As if noticing your look, he glances down at it before pocketing it again.

"I really don't mean to be rude -"

Yes, good, perfect.

"No, no, it's all good! Work's important, and all that!"

"I suppose you also have to get ready?"

"A-yup, might need to. Need to hurry, actually -"

"Well, don't let me keep you!"

Both of you fumble slightly, and the embarrassment at how clumsily you're handling this is almost enough to make you shrivel up right then and there. Your only saving grave is the fact that Sun struggles just as much, wringing his hands until you can hear them creak.

You take a step back towards your door, and he takes it as an excuse to take a step towards his door, too. He blindly reaches for the handle, but finds it immediately. You're not quite so lucky, and miss it on your first try.

"Good luck! I do hope that one coworker will leave you be!"

Oh, right, Dusk. You don't think you'll see him today, you don't think you've seen him during any of your day missions. That's a thought to pocket for later...

"Right! Same to you, hope things go smoothly! Looking forward to that birdhouse!"

By now the awkwardness is so palpable, you don't blame him for freezing. Your grin feels pretty stiff by now, too. You both duck further into your spaces, a tense chuckle shared between you.

"Quite, yes, I'll - I'll let you know when I finish."

"Bye!"

"Goodbye!"

Two doors click shut, and you breathe a sigh of relief.

Time for work.

[lxdymoon0357]

Damn, what a rude anon lmao. but if it's okay, how would all you're ocs react if darling said they want to break up because of their yandere tendencies (I followed you're old blog and adored you're writing!)

(A/N: Awww, thank you and welcome to this blog.Hope you enjoy your time here)

Yandere OC's darling breaking up with them.

❧If you catch onto his yandere tendencies, he will act all confused about why’re angry and upset because he’s only doing this to keep you safe.

❧He is also the most amazing person, so breaking up with him is kind of sometimes out of the questions even his yandere tendencies can be explained because well he is a mafia.

❧But if you still try to break up with him, he is going to let you go first, but only a week later you’ll wake up in his room tied to his bed.

❧Reo mostly keeps in arm’s length at all times, even when you both are home.

❧He has such a tough, loyal and strong security so escaping him is almost impossible

❧This Reo is way more clingy and a more of a sweetheart than regular Reo, so after a few weeks or two you’re gonna fall for him yet again, but he is going to keep testing you to make sure you’re not doing this to escape or something.

☸Hmm, this one is gonna be hard because she shows little to no yandere tendencies.

☸But if you still break up with her, one of her family members is going to knock you out in a few minutes.

☸Not to worry, she is not gonna go crazy or anything, in fact she will pretend to fight her family members so you can trust her.

☸She will pretend that her clan had kept you captive due to their fear that you saw some illegal work they do and decided to lock you up, but don’t worry she’s going to try and help you as much as she can.

☸She will say that if she helps you escape, they’re going to try and kill Ceseline, so since you’re in love with her you will stop trying to escape.

☸She will eliminate any people, who you might try to contact, so you can escape along with her or you might try to contact the police.

☸Also escaping her will only be possible if you are extremely smart because her family knows ways ad have ties with many people, so trusting anyone is going to be hard because you don’t know who is working for the Lynea clan who is not.

☸Also she uses her power to keep you still if you ever try to escape.

⌘ The only yandere tendency Allistor shows is that he is super protective and always keeps you in arm’s length also breaking up with him is hard because he can create a harem with his personality, so you probably love him a lot.

⌘If you still break up, you’re going to faint right then and there because he does have the ability to transform oxygen into any gas he wishes and he chose fainting gas.

⌘If you treated like the best woman in the world before, he is going to be even better than before after he kidnaps.

⌘The way he handles you and rets you makes you wish that you can ascend to heaven already because he is too sweet.

⌘But still every yandere has their down points, he does not allow you to get more than 20 minutes of alone time.

⌘His punishments does include forced sex, but it’s also leaving you lone in a locked to starve and waits until you break and apologizes to him.

♔She won’t leave you alone for a single second. So say goodbye to personal space for the rest of your life.

♔Her punishments are the worst one you’re ever find, she will be torturing you into apologizing to her, the harder she will go if takes longer for you to say sorry to her and she won’t even give you food for at least a week after that.

♔If she catches you escaping you, she will most definitely force you to have sex, while she tortures you, it’s scary and horrible to say the least!

♔Your feet will most likely be broken and every time they come close to being healed, she will break them again.

♔She will definitely carve her name on your stomach, her full name from her first name to her surname, so good-luck on surviving her.

♔Now just because her punishments are bad and the way she keeps is bad, doesn’t mean she is rude and horrible. She will cook you your favorite foods every day, healthy food more often.

♔She looks after you all the time and gives you hugs and kisses, around 10,000 times a day.

☣ Breaking up with him is one of the hardest thing to occur, because you know how his mood-swings get and you were right about them, because you ended up getting shackled to his bed.

☣He has worked in the poison, toxic substance industry, so he knows the perfect poisons which aren't going to kill you but make you faint, which one makes you tired, which one makes you hungry, which one makes you more bubbly, etc.

☣He looks after you better than anyone you have ever seen, like everything you want is here with him.

☣He is going to carry you around in his arms half of the time, so no escaping because he too strong for you.

☣He persuades you to have sex with him, somehow you never understand how he did it because you don't even pay attention to him.

☣Somehow you never want to leave him again, it's a shame even if you try to run away, he is going to bring you back here.

[bakuvantea]

HEY BESTIE I HOPE YOUR HAVING AN AMAZING DAY

CAN I GET SOME GENERAL HEADCANONS WITH SUNG JIN-WOO WITH A FEMALE S/O

FEEL FREE TO IGNORE BUT REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

>:)

general relationship headcanons of sung jin-woo with his beloved s/o

- warnings: none! just a tad bit of nsfw implications

- audience: I made this gender neutral, i do hope that’s okay!!

- a/n: hello >:) anonnn (may i call u that? lmao-) here’s your request love!! thank you for your kind words <33 stay heathy, stay hydrated, and always rest up okay? hope you have an amazing day ahead too!!

also idk who jacob is-

-•-

: pre-awakened jin-woo (before entering the carthenon temple)

> he was always cautious, he didn't want [you] to hear the whispers going around about how you could've chosen someone better, about how you could've loved someone that was not him. thus, he was very shy and timid, always on edge when he feels the piercing stares from his batchmates -most especially when you try to initiate physical contact with him in your school or in public, you'd see him uncomfortable and so you'd immediately stop (because you respect him, ily). behind closed doors though he would always go above and beyond in pleasing you and making you feel loved, although he always doubts himself so you always make sure to give him praises and assure him that he is the one you love (not that jerk jacob from the class next door).

> he always wears spare hair ties or hair pins around his wrists in case you forget or lose yours. in fact when its weekends -and when he's not out infiltrating dungeons and positively offering his life on a silver platter- he always tries to study new hairdos and hairstyles so he can have more variations and choices when he ties or pins your hair for you. he'd always kiss the top of your head after and you'd feel his smile as he nuzzles your hair, smelling your shampoo. since his hair is also long, you'd also return the favor and tie his hair for him. his favorite would have to be the classic apple look with a pointy lock of hair erect in the middle -he really looks like a shih tzu, adorable-

> he.blushes.so.easily !!! he is very weak to praises and your lil kisses that pepper his face. you can see him glow and you even see his smile evidently becoming wider despite him shying away from you, looking downwards to avoid your loving gaze.

> he may be sht but he is also very playful towards you, teasing you and throwing pillows at you when you’re in his room, what a baby.

> often during dates he'd always need to leave early because he really needs to earn money and g to the dungeons. although you try to offer him some of your savings or your help during the dungeon raids, he'd always reject your offer, thinking of how it may burden you or the dungeon raids may possibly hurt you. you don't listen to him though, you give some of your savings to his sister when you cross paths in your school, and you'd always register after him in raids or call up someone you know to have you join in.

"(name) why are you here?!"

"angel face, i can handle myself just fine. it's my choice to help you and whether you like it or not, i've also been called for this raid. come love, we're going in."

> you'd always take his blue hoodie and wear it. he gets so shy when you smell it.

he gets frantic when you take his hoodie and start sniffing it, exclaiming; "stop! i smell weird."

you raise an eyebrow at him, "woo, you smell fine. i like it."

he tries to stutter a remark but was silenced by your smile.

> you always try to visit his mother with him and his sister, jinah. you always talk to their mother out loud and you'd see jinah smile gently at you and jin-woo trying to stop sniffles from escaping his lips by biting them and covering his face with his hoodie.

jinah: u simp

jin-woo: shut it

> he loved cuddles! but he really likes kissing your cheeks. he loves how soft they are and he loves feeling your cheeks move when you smile or laugh at his cute antics.

> he loves you so so dear

: post-awakened jin-woo (after the events of the carthenon temple)

> oh, dear it's the monarch-

> you weren't with him when he raided the "d-rank" dungeon that then turned out to be,, well pretty much a bloodbath, so you were very worried when you heard word of the news. you and jinah basically ran to the hospital and when you caught sight of him you almost fell down from relief and pure shock in seeing the state he's in. well, not long after though suddenly he's all buff and you were really trying to make sense of what's happening.

you: hello there good sir, what in the name of fck are you doing in my boyfriend’s room all sweaty and half-naked😀

jin-woo: (name) it’s me

you: haha yes, sir ‘it’s me’ that’s a pretty weird name but i don't judge, anyways my baby boy is not here uhm haha please get out of my boyfriend’s room

jin-woo: (name) it’s really me!

you: no sir, my woo radiates baby energy, you on the other hand radiates big dilf energy, haha i do not like what i am sensing so please for the life of me leave-

(jinah had to convince you that it is indeed jin-woo, you had her stop you from trying to hold his tiddies)

> you were very happy in seeing how confident he’s become, and you were even more proud with how he still says so humble despite his new accomplishments and title.

> it was obvious that he has become distant with others and have set a boundary between him and other hunters, you accept that part of him though since you know just how much he has gone through. he may act aloof towards others but he’s still very playful and comfortable with you.

> you have also noticed another thing though, he has become a bit possessive or much protective over you and jinah. he’d always have you bring a shadow with you to guard you when he can’t be with you. also, when someone stares at you for far too long, he’d step in and go, “hey there pal” and oh gosh was that enough to get the guy running (pretty damn hot)

> you still visit his mom with him, he doesn’t cry now though.

> when he trains, you’d insist on lying down below him when he does push-ups. you’d kiss him every time he swoops down and you’d hear him laugh which then makes you giggle as you hold his cheeks between your hands

> jinah is sick of the two you, always screaming about how on earth did her brother get an s/o before her, the audacity!

> his shadows adore you, of they’d always try to impress you or get head pats when you tell jin-woo to summon them for you. you live them to bits and always thanks them for a job well done in helping jin-woo with his raids. on the first time you accompanied him for a raid -you had to bribe him with more cuddles- and you were shocked with how his sweet adorable shadows turned a full 180, becoming ruthless towards the enemies. quite a show you’d say. after though, they’re back to flocking over you, even dismissing jin-woo lmao

jin-woo, watching you give each shadows head pats: i hate it here

you: get in line then

> it may be due to his newly acquired talents and his current mental and physical prowess but he has become more perceptive towards you. he can always read you and know just what your mood is and he always tries to make you feel better by giving his whole attention to you.

> of but of course, since dear jin-woo has become quite the looker, you also notice how girls flock over to him. and especially miss hae-in (she’s very sweet yes, but hey that’s your man so like—). the moment you discovered that she left her guild to join jin-woo’s, and then confessed (well basically she did) to your man, well you were upset but really who could blame her? instead of taking your frustrations out on her and your boyfriend, you decided to just talk it out with jin-woo and ask him about how it went. the two of you cleared it out and you got kisses and maybe even more after that ;))

> you and jin-ho are menaces to society when you are together, he hates how endearing and annoying you two can be. i mean, does he really hate it? nope, he absolutely loves seeing you two interact, although his head always throbs when you two start screaming to britney, gaga, and doja.

> a tease, he has become the master of being a tease, you hate it and love it at the same time. he’d trail kisses down your neck to your thighs and leave some marks then he’d suddenly walk away while asking you what take-out you want. rude, that’s what he is. ofc he always finished what he starts tho oop-

> he always randomly bites you now, you don’t know why but it’s really cute when he starts nibbling so you let him be.

> so extra when he tells you that he loves you. he professes it in such weird but adorable ways. one time he had printed out ‘i love you so much’ on a big-ass tarpaulin and had his shadows hold it for him while he’s kneeling down smoldering at you. you hate him so much (you don’t-). or that one time he bought a bouquet basket and had a ring tied to one of the flowers, you had to take the bouquet apart since the damn ring fell to the very bottom.

> sometimes when he gets back to the agency after his dungeon raids you and jin-ho would see him all grumpy and you immediately know that either he wasn’t able to make the enemy his soldier or his coat got ruined.

jin-woo: *sad noises*

jin-ho: that’s okay, you can kill and slaughter the others and take their souls next time

you: jin-ho couldn’t you have worded that better-

over-all, he’s the bestest boyfriend, such a sweet and handsome pretty boy much strong and reliable we love him<333

-•-

- a/n: i can add more to this if you’d like!! just hit me up again lmao it’s too long now so-

[honeyatsu]

I think of her so much it drives me crazy

Sakusa x f!reader

summary: The only thing worse than being around you and Atsumu, is being with you alone. (Drabble)

(enemies to friends to enemies to lovers??? idk)

Minors dni!

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(a/n: it's my first time finishing a drabble bc im not good at them jfkdsjklfdk this is practice okay lmao)

part two

Sakusa hates you.

Literally, he stares at you as if your presence alone offends him. You never knew why, it’s just been that way since the beginning, even when things between the two of you were going good, he would revert back to his cold ways.

Atsumu has been a close friend of yours since childhood, once he made it to the MSBY Black Jackals, he had to introduce you to his team, you were one of the most important people in his life. You and Atsumu were basically the same person in different bodies, the only difference is him being a lot more athletic than you ever were, and you were more book smart (a lot more, if you wanna brag.)

When you first meet him , it’s at an after party Atsumu throws at his penthouse. They won a game and lucky for you, you finished all your work and didn’t have to go in tomorrow. Ever Since you graduated university and landed your job as a data analyst, you haven’t really had time to spend time with him, and with him being a professional athlete it was the same for him, your schedules were constantly conflicting with one another. When you both realized that yes, you can finally make it and see him again, it was exciting for both of you.

When you arrived, Atsumu hollered your name, slurring his words as he stumbles to you, already tipsy. You bring your arms around him as he pulls you him, you can smell the casamigos still lingering in his breath. He introduces you to his team – his boys. You would like to believe your first impression was a good one, a kind introduction with a friendly smile. The night for you began with you and Atsumu sharing your childhood memories, from him teasing you as a child (and how you never took his shit, always standing your ground with a quick comeback), how he would threaten any guy who broke your heart in high school, and how upsetting it’s been that now you’re adults you’ve gone your separate ways.

“Wow, you guys are basically a couple then!” One of the boys, the one who introduced himself as Bokuto, exclaims with his wide grin while taking down another shot.

You and Atsumu share an equally disgusted look towards each other, you going the extra mile to add a scoff before you replied, “Gross. Not even our families want us together in that way.”

Atsumu agrees, taking his arm off you since the imagine of being with you in any way other than platonic flooded his mind, “Yeah, she’s literally like a sister. Why’d ya put that in my head? Now I gotta throw up.”  He brings his hand to his mouth, puffing out his cheeks while gagging into his palm.

You gasp at his theatrics – punching him in his chest, “In another life you couldn’t even dream of pulling me, asshole.” You mutter, causing the group to roar in laughter.

The rest of the night went well, you and Atsumu bickered and joked with one another, no matter how long you guys were apart from one another it was like nothing changed, your relationship went back to where it was left off. Hinata and Bokuto were the ones who gravitated you the most during the night, making sure you felt welcomed and comfortable at the party where you knew no one else. The included you in conversations, introduced you to others, even invited you to play drinking games.

Sakusa was the only one who wasn’t as welcoming. He wasn’t rude at all, he introduced himself and engaged in small talk with you. Your interactions with Atsumu made him laugh a litte, he even made a comment how you two are almost exactly alike, and joked how he doesn’t understand how Osamu handled having two Atsumu’s around. Other than being cordial, he didn’t really give you much attention, or as much effort as the other two boys – he treated you as if you were just there the rest of the night.

During a drinking game your head began to spin, you felt a little uneasy, and unable to walk properly. You knew yourself enough to know what was going to happen now, turning and running from the table as they laughed at you, making jokes about what they know what you’re off to do. Assholes, you thought, because you could barley make out where in the penthouse you were. Every door you opened led to a room that was spinning and blurry, you groan as you held onto your stomach, stumbling walking forward. You felt your body hit something hard, you think you hear someone ask if you’re okay, and when you look up all you see is a blurred figure. The impact you had from running into you was hard enough to cause the sickness you were feeling to rise up in your body, before you knew it you were throwing up chunks on the ground.

Well, more on Sakusa’s shoes than the floor itself. You stumble, as he curses and pushes you away, and you hear him shout Atsumu’s name.

The rest of the night is forgotten, you blacked out and had to rely on Atsumu to catch you up on everything else that happened the next day.

You managed to get Sakusa’s number to text him an apology and offer to pay for any dry cleaning he had to do. He left you on read.

The next time you see Sakusa is during their practice. You were off work early and Atsumu invited you to see them practice (more so to show off how much he’s improved since last time you saw him play), and you happily agree to go, bringing protein bars as a thank you for the team for having you there. When you arrive, the boys are all excited to see you, running up and greeting you, asking how’ve you been (Hinata makes sure to remind you to be more mindful of your drinking, and you joke back telling him to be mindful of minding the business that pays him.) There’s only one person who doesn’t even acknowledge your existence and it’s Sakusa.

Once they’re all on break, you decide to approach him and apologize in person, because he’s important to your best friend and you feel like you two should at least be cordial with one another.

Approaching him was a mission itself, you could feel his discomfort around you radiating off him the moment you stepped foot into the gym.

You suck it up anyways, tapping his shoulder, causing him to flinch as he turns to you, looking down like you just interrupted him.

“So, I texted you a while ago.” You mumbled, bringing your hand back to your side. He says nothing, you two just staring at one another, his eyebrow lifting as if he was waiting for you to let him know why you were bringing that up. “You never re – you know what, it’s fine. Doesn’t matter. I’m sorry. I don’t drink that much anymore and I guess I don’t know my limit anymore. It was gross and I’m sorry it wasn’t on purpose.”

He crosses his arms against his chest, you try to ignore the way his muscles flex up at the action, “You mean you didn’t intentionally put your disgusting puke all over me? That wasn’t the plan?”

“No I uh – wait, are you being sarcastic? Like, are you trying to make a joke….with me? Right now?” You ask, hopeful and surprised.

He doesn’t respond, only giving you a small (barely visible) grin as he brings his arm down, reaching for his water bottle on the bench.

“And here I thought ya hated me!” You let out a sigh of relief, sticking out your hand so he could shake it, but instead he looks at it like you were offending him, causing you to slowly bring it back to you, “Right, no touching. Truce then? Start over?”

All he does is give you a grunt while he walks away. But you take it was a truce anyways, whatever that was.

Ever since that moment, you guys got along with one another. He spoke to you a little more, at gatherings you two were even able to sit with each other once in a while. You two would bicker here and there, but it was nothing you couldn’t handle and it seemed to entertain the rest of the boys too. Atsumu would tease, “I’m the one who’s supposed to bother Omi, not you!” He would whine over dramatically, batting his eyelashes at Sakusa, gaining a scoff in return.

Sometimes your arguments would go from petty to a bit too far. One time Hinata made a joke that you tease Sakusa so much you might as well date him; which you replied jokingly, “I rather date ‘Tsumu than him. And I would never date ‘Tsumu.”

“Oh, really? Why would I even want a pig like her. All she’s good for is making messes and being annoying. You’re not like Atsumu, you’re worse.”  He spat back, you rolled your eyes, not taking it too personally. You two would go for each others neck so much it didn’t effect you anymore, it was more like a joke to you, and you knew you weren’t a pig or messy. So, you never took offence to what he would say because you usually started it anyways.

There were days where you both were really good, it even got to the point where you were able to hang out with just the two of you. It was a strange friendship though, two steps forward and one step back is how you would describe it. There would even be days where he would open up to you.

There was one instance how he felt insecure because he wasn’t like the rest of the boys, how he couldn’t express how much he loved and appreciated them the way they could. He wasn’t physically affectionate nor could he express well with words. You reassured him that being himself and showing him his own way was enough, and him not being as affectionate didn’t mean there was anything wrong with him.

Strange enough, after that conversation your small friendship went downhill. He avoided your texts, didn’t acknowledge your presence unless he had too, sometimes he backed out of plans when he found out you were going too. But nothing seemed to get under his skin more than yours and Atsumu’s interaction with one another. When you two would joke around while visiting their practice, he wouldn’t hesitate to let you know that you were being a distraction, asking why you came anyways if you were just going to goof off with the team. Your physical affection with Atsumu would cause Sakusa to scold the two of you for acting so inappropriately in public.

Whenever you were around, you were convinced he hated you. Eventually you just stopped coming around to avoid any conflict because that’s all that seemed to happen between you two. You weren’t afraid of him, but you respected yourself to not show up where you weren’t wanted.

Atsumu didn’t appreciate that two of his favorite people didn’t get along. He didn’t like how Sakusa would ignore you, how you would genuinely snap at him (not in the joking way he was used to), he didn’t like the look of disgust Sakusa would form on his face whenever Atsumu would hug you or kiss your cheek.

He took it upon himself to fix it, inviting you both to his place for a movie night. He didn’t let you know that you both were coming, and if it weren’t for the severity of the situation, he would’ve taken a picture at the reaction you both had. When you walked in to see Sakusa sitting on the couch your face dropped, freezing on spot while Sakusa frowns while eyeing you up and down.

“What the fu –” before you can finish, Atsumu gasps over dramatically, bringing his hand to his forehead as he groans.

“Looks like I forgot the popcorn! Ima go get some and some snacks so we can enjoy our movie night the right way. Watch my house for me kids, will ya?” He storms out of his door, shutting it loudly behind him.

The two of you sit in silence, he faces toward the tv screen that’s playing music videos, then taking out his phone and scrolling through it. Anything to avoid having to look at you.

You huff – not bothering to even try with him. You make way to the kitchen across the living space, opening the counter that was filled with snacks, your eyes up and down until it lands on the unopened box of popcorn. That little shit, you thought to yourself. You wonder what you did to deserve being put in a situation where you’re stuck with the only person who couldn’t stand you.

You sigh, making way back to the living area to sit back on the other empty couch to wait for him, and you see Sakusa standing, grabbing his scarf, getting ready to leave.

“Hey, don’t just go.” You start off, stopping your steps so that you two are a few feet away from each other. “That’s rude, at least wait until ‘Tsumu is back.”

“The only thing worse than being in the same room as you and Atsumu is being in a room alone with you. I’m not staying.” He brings his scarf to his neck, wrapping it around him. You don’t usually let things get to you, you had pretty tough skin but this was just insulting.

You approach him, now standing a few inches while yanking the end of his scarf, forcing him to look at you, “What the fuck is your problem with me? I don’t care if you don’t like me, but this is childish. I never did anything to you!”

At your protest, Sakusa frowns, standing silent for a few minutes until he replied, “Do you not remember when you were too dumb to realize you couldn’t hold your liquor and threw up all over me?”

“I apologized and you already forgave me! What else did I do to make you not like me this much?”

“I thought you didn’t care.” He states seriously, a small smirk forming, waiting to see you react.

“You’re unbelievable. You stay, I’m not a childish piece of shit, so I’ll wait for ‘Tsumu to come back before I leave.”

“You wanna know why I don’t like you?” He starts off, his nostrils flaring as he finally looks you in the eye, “Because you are annoying. You’re loud, obnoxious, you say whatever comes to mind. I hate when you pout whenever you don’t get your way.”

Oh.

“I hate being around you and Atsumu because you guys are always all over each other. You say you’re like family but you two might as well date if you’re going to be on top of eachother like that. I hate how you’re so touchy with everyone, do you not care about where they’ve been? What if you got sick?”

…..OH.

“I hate your laugh, it’s loud and won’t get out of my head because that’s how annoying it is. I hate that you managed to get the job you did with your two braincells. You’re intolerable and….Why are you smiling?”

You don’t hold back the grin, now standing at the tip of your toes so you get closer eye level to him. He gives you a questioning look, slowly stepping back as you bring your face closer to his. “You know…” You start off with a giggle, “If you had a crush on me, you could’ve told me without being mean like a little ass boy.”

He stumbles, his legs feeling weak as you stare into his eyes without blinking, “What? I don’t…I –”

“I didn’t know ya paid so much attention to me! If ya wanted me to hug you like I do the rest you could’ve just asked.” You wait to see him react, but he just stares at you, flustered.

“Admit it, Kiyoomi!” You sang out, pulling him by the scarf to get closer to you, your ego inflating when you hear his gasp after hearing you call him from his first name, “You have a big crush on me! Ya wanna kiss me soooo bad! And hold my hand! Ya want me to ruffle your hair like I do ‘Tsumu’s?” You bring your hand to play with hair.

His face turns bright red from his cheeks to the tip of his ears, “H – hey, stop it!” he stuttered out, trying to push you off of him, but he was sloppy, his shaky hands pushing you too rough (and your grip on his scarf too tight) causing you both to fall, him landing on top of you, both his hands catching him landing at both sides of your head. His face is closer than it was before the fall, your noses touching now. It was your turn to feel flustered, your lips now pinched to a thin line as you hold your breath, for the first time avoiding eye contact by averting your gaze elsewhere.

His eyes still wide, face brighter than earlier – but he keeps the distance. If he were anyone else, if he were braver, he would’ve brought one of his hands up to lift your chin and plant a kiss on your lips, because yes, he does like you. But he’s not, he’s Sakusa which resorts to him staring at down, as speechless as you. (Speechless due to the not so traditional confession, being this close to you, and for the first time seeing you act so….. shy .)

He’s never seen you look so vulnerable, and to be so vulnerable beneath him, your lip quivering and your body still, his eyes avert to your lips, and he almost leans in, almost, until –

“What’s goin’ on here?”

On sync, both of your eyes widen, scrambling, untangling your limbs as you both struggle to not look Atsumu in the face as you get up. You try thinking of something, anything to tell Atsumu, but Sakusa speaks first, “N – nothing, I have to go. Bye.” He quickly leaves the place, slamming the door shut behind him.

Atsumu stares at you with a raised eyebrow, rolling his eyes as he takes the bag of popcorn and snacks to his kitchen, “Y’know I had a feeling ya liked each other. I could tell, like a sixth sense. I’d appreciate it if ya’ll didn’t do anything on my floor. What lead to that anyways? Was –”

Atsumu’s voice drowns out as you heard your phone ding, a notification text from an unsaved number popping up on your screen. A small grin forms on your face when you read it.

If you want, we can talk later….without Atsumu.

And stop being annoying.

You laugh – because no matter how annoying he claims you are, you know he likes it.

He likes you.