#well fuck all men anyway I got azul

[savanaclawzz]

I’m going fucking crazy and it’s all that stupid fucking cutie patooties fault

[ventique18]

Can we all appreciate how well this event did Trey? He was so damn cool the entire time. Like, seriously seriously. 101% amazing. He really had Vil and Azul, two housewardens, participating in his playbook and entrusting the decision-making to him. He managed to get NRC, the school whose students would rather die than cooperate, fight together like a well-oiled machine.

If the dorms weren't so weird as to strictly embody the seven's spirit in everything they do, I'd dare say Trey is overall more fitting to be their dorm's leader. I know he doesn't want to and would rather stay as low-key as he could possibly be, but damn does he have the natural talent for it. Even as a vicewarden, in a way he's some sort of shadow leader because Riddle listens and unconsciously follows whatever he says.

Honestly, I think it would be great if Riddle could earnestly learn from Trey. While Riddle's form of leadership is hitting his followers until they're bleeding, Trey lets them fuck up and learn from their mistakes, like what he did in his Dorm Uniform vignette. While it's true that the spirit of Heartslabyul is strictly following a rule to the letter and there's no one who embodies that more than Riddle, their dorm would function so much better if the warden wasn't so feared by his own men.

Anyway Trey doesn't want to be a leader and would rather quietly support from the background, while Riddle likes to charge headfirst and get things over with, so I guess it works for them?

At the end of the day though, all that matters is both Riddle and Trey got a seal of approval from the king himself. 😌💅

[yan-twst]

Omg i loveee your Yandere headcanons! May i request some general yandere relationship headcanons for the Vice dorm leaders? Sfw and nsfw for the 3rd year ones(Trey , Lilia and Rook)? ✧\(>o

warning: general yandere content, nsfw under cut (contains dubcon [although it’s not heavily implied nor explored, and it’s never stated that consent was not given, it’s still uh... yan nsfw so it is what it is], mentions of drugs)

trey clover

already written! can be found here: [link]

ruggie bucchi

ruggie is greedy with his darling

it’s just, he rarely gets to have things for himself- he’s so used to having to scrounge up scraps, to hand-me-downs, that finally having something (or someone) that’s entirely his just... drives him a bit nuts

if his darling is weak and docile, ruggie will take on a more dominating role, but if they’re more feisty and confident, ruggie can also be incredibly desperate and almost... meek? male hyenas are naturally submissive in nature; if his darling can activate that natural instinct in him, he’ll melt like putty in their hands

hyenas will break even the bones for sustenance; ruggie has no trouble getting his hands dirty if it’s for his darling, and that’s part of what makes him so terrifying. violence? underhanded methods? please, that’s child’s play for a slum cat like him, really

despite usually being quite careful with his money, ruggie will dote and try to spoil his darling as much as he can. he sees this as the ultimate form of affection- money is hard to come by, so spending it on gifts for his darling... well, that’s gotta be the most romantic thing, right?

as much as he likes to play rough from time to time, he’s also a sucker for spending quiet moments with his darling, especially when he’s tired after work. if his darling acts nice, he’ll be sweet as sugar (with some teasing here and there, of course); make him angry, and they better be ready to have a “little accident” that may leave them bedridden for a few weeks...

jade leech

people are usually less scared of jade than they are of floyd- which really isn’t of much use. jade is equally, if not more sadistic than his twin; he just hides it better. and that’s dangerous

sure, he might not be azul and can’t trick his darling into signing their freedom and life away, but he can still keep them where he wants them. pressing their deepest fears and insecurities out of them isn’t a struggle- and he knows just how to use that info to his favour

jade will be very careful on how he approaches the ordeal of breaking his darling into being perfectly docile and calm at his side. he’ll get them to associate pain and coldness with the outside, and he’ll mark himself as comfort, warmth, everything good.

this isn’t to say he won’t be rough. far from it, really. jade may act like a gentleman, but it’s absolutely clear he finds entertainment in punishing his darling

and yet, he’s there to comfort them the second it’s over: oh, poor thing, they’re crying... did it hurt? oh, it must have, hm? would they like a cold compress? he’d hate for their skin to bruise... perhaps some balms? there, he’ll run a warm bath for them- let him escort them to the bathroom. they wouldn’t be thinking of trying to run away after this, would they?

even if his darling is dead-set on trying to escape and hating him, this is something that he will win no matter what. the mind can be bent and manipulated: and over time, his darling will realize (to their horror), that anxiety begins to build when jade’s away, that they only feel truly safe in his arms...

jamil viper

jamil’s whole life has been giving. give the asim family his services, give his parents the assurance he’d do as he was asked, give kalim the spotlight, give, give, give. so when jamil can finally take, he makes sure that what he wants is truly his

with his unique magic, it’s really no hassle to just take his darling and lock them up wherever with no hassle, but... that’s almost too easy. he knows best that the most satisfying results come after hard work

jamil revels in earning his darling’s trust. oh, so naive, to befriend him so easily. don’t they find it suspicious how he’s usually so abrasive to other people, but so nice to them? do they really think everyone who approaches them has good intentions? 

getting close to his darling also means separating them from others. he has no qualms in using his magic to stir up conflict- how weird, that all of his darling’s friends suddenly had a big fallout that nobody can seem to find the cause of, huh? well, at least he’s still there, right? he’s their only real friend it seems!

he’s fantasized about kalim’s betrayed and crushed face for years when he finally revealed his hatred- of course, that was... a bit ruined, since he overblotted and all. but it’s equally as delicious to see his darling’s horrified and betrayed face once he shows his true colors, once they can’t run away

jamil has no issue in keeping his darling under snake’s whisper for long periods of time. he’s incredibly talented, after all. however, he won’t keep it on always: he does want them to stop trying to escape even when they aren’t under his spell

his ultimate goal is for his darling to obey his every word without him even needing his spell. he does love them, after all: it just feels all that more genuine to receive a kiss from someone not being controlled by magic (even if they’re being driven by fear of punishment)

rook hunt

rook adores romance. he’s read poems about great men falling from their power because of their hearts, of longings so desperate the poets feel like they might really die of yearning- and to finally feel that himself... it’s so intoxicating, really. he understands now, how greedily the heart aches for the one it wants

he’ll take his sweet time. observing, watching his darling from a distance. rook sees beauty in boring, everyday things- his darling’s bedhead, the way they snuggle into pillows at night, how they twirl a pen in their hand when studying, the way they fold their clothes... he watches it all, and falls into obsession a bit more every time

rook might come off as a bit overwhelming at first, when he does approach his darling. he... seems to have very little shame and a lot of interest, but it’s charming, at first. he likes to snatch his darling away on romantic lunches, leaving them poems in their desk: it’s romantic at first. others see it as a very sweet move in rook’s part, even if it freaks his darling out quite a bit just... how much he seems to know about them

it isn’t surprising to anyone, but rook enjoys a good chase. when his darling is finally freaked out enough to try avoiding him and somehow he keeps showing up, when not even locking the doors seems to be enough, when they’re running and crying through a dark forest in some vague hopes of losing him, rook feels more alive than ever

he’ll keep his darling by his side, but he doesn’t mind letting them slip from time to time just to hunt them down. he sees it as fun, even if he might get angry if it’s a bit too much of a common occurrence. he loves his petit lapin, but they better not test him too much, hm?

lilia vanrouge

he’ll be quite playful at first, popping out from the ceiling upside down to scare his darling, telling them stories about baby silver and whatnot. but he’ll also make sure to make himself a reliable figure, someone they can turn to for advice and help

he’s so fun and looks so cute, his darling won’t even realize how he’s sneakily working behind the scenes. slowly isolated from their friends, being fed “advice” that simply drives them into his territory- lilia exells at doing all of this without his beloved even realizing he’s up to something

he’s patient- he’s lived for so long, charming his darling over months is absolutely nothing. before they’ve realized, their only companions are lilia and his trusted diasomnia members; and by then, it’s too late. lilia can snatch them up and do as he pleases: his dorm members might even aid him if he asks

he’s got a sadistic streak, so he’ll purposefully egg his darling to do things he’ll punish them for. lilia will let his darling think he missed locking the door, or accidentally left a weapon laying around- but of course it wasn’t an accident, and now he gets to punish them

at the same time, he’s got an oddly nurturing side to him. he can’t help but see his darling as a weak and adorable thing, compared to him: he’ll coo over them and hold them close, insisting on helping them with simple things. he’ll also try to force them into a parental role on his little makeshift family- but of course, they don’t get any of the responsibilities that come with it... it feels like playing house, almost: a horrible, painful game of house that never ends

NSFW (under cut)

trey clover

he isn’t very forceful, really. trey’s libido isn’t low by any means, but it’s not like, ridiculously high anyways. still, he has no trouble just jerking himself off right next to his darling in bed; well, if they don’t want to help, then they’ll have to watch.

still, he isn’t above slipping aphrodisiacs into food. it’s not even hard- doodle suit can cover up any bitter medicinal tastes, and he gets to have his darling melt into his touch and beg for him. yup, he adores that

he’s in charge, always. despite not really needing restraints or punishment to have his darling indulge him- really, he’s got them so... trained that his words are enough, he’s still very much so into tying them up

trey will degrade his darling when he’s in a bad mood and also horny. it’s a shocking change of pace: usually he’s all sweets and love, and then he’s growling into their ear how much of a whore they are, look, their body is basically trained to react to his touch, don’t they have any shame? 

he might not be pushy when it comes to this sort of intimacy, something not all yanderes share, but that doesn’t mean he’s not rough when he does get to fuck his darling. he enjoys leaving marks all over them- also being marked up, too.

trey will make his darling beg. he knows damn well that this relationship isn’t normal, but fuck it, he can almost believe his darling is with him of their own accord when they beg for him to just please fuck them please, please- he doesn’t particularly mind it’s probably their mind turned to mush after hours of edging, or the aphrodisiac he put into their cookies

rook hunt

for all his creepy stalking and his obsession with his darling, sex with a very obsessed and protective rook is usually... romantic. soft, even. he’ll light candles and be gentle- romance, love... it’s almost like a scene taken right out of a cheesy adult romance novel. it’s romantic and thoughtful enough his darling can truly forget, for a second, he’s essentially their captor

well, it’s that way... for the most part

rile him up enough and he’ll snap. he cares for romance, yes, but do you know what he also cares for? fucking his darling in whatever piece of furniture because he’s at the end of his patience and they’re just so tempting

he’ll mess with love potions and aphrodisiacs, or any other spell he comes across with, but it’s not that common. he prefers to make his darling writhe under him without those things- it feels more like an achievement. feels more like love

it may seem uncharacteristic of a pomefiore student, but he’ll demand to have love bites or scratches left on him. he won’t even ask to cover his darling in hickeys. he sees it as part of the “natural beauty” he covets so much, evidence of love, affection... obsession

if he’s chasing down his darling, all that adrenaline will go straight to his cock once he’s finally caught them. he doesn’t particularly care it’s the middle of a dark forest- he really might just tear his darling’s clothes apart and take them right then, the adrenaline and rush from the chase driving him on

lilia vanrouge

yandere lilia nsfw headcanons were written already, can be found here: [link]

[yuna-dan]

Only the Ocean (Ch. 1)

Chapter One: La Canción del Pirata

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I wanna thank my bestest friend and beta @awkwardkindanerd​. I really love how this chapter turns out but it was all thanks to her.

Anyways, I hope y’all enjoyed it. If you wanna listen to the song that inspired this chapter click here

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Summary of the Ch: That night Logan dreamed about living a pirate’s life, and the next day he was decided to begin a new life as a pirate. 

Warning for this chapter: Slight violence. Alcohol Mention.

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Logan didn’t remember a lot of his childhood. There wasn’t a lot to remember really, growing up in a foster house wasn’t exactly a great experience. 

Logan’s favorite memories were of the times in which the nannies would take all the kids to the beach, and he would spend all day just sitting on the shore listening to breeze of the ocean. 

The physician said that since he was abandoned near the sea, he associated the idea of family to the sea. Logan didn’t think it was true. The ocean did provide him with certain calm, but he believed it was because of the sounds it produced. He didn’t think it was something deep, he just liked the sea, big deal. If a bourgeois kid says that they like the sea, the small kid would probably be constantly flattered about how intelligent and curious they were.

So, Logan went on with his life, paying for his damn studies, because he wanted nothing more than to investigate the wonders beneath the sea. He was eighteen years old when he was invited to join a royal ship’s crew.

After almost a year of working there, he abandoned the idea. The Crown didn’t care about the life and surprises behind the blue waves, no. They wanted to exploit every damn resource they could find, and Logan wasn’t going to be part of it. He had already told the captain of the ship that he was leaving on the next port, so now he only had to wait.

The nights were always the worst. He wanted to cry so badly, but he didn’t want the crew to listen to how defeated he really felt. It was then, while holding back tears, that he heard a soft humming coming from the deck. He was an intelligent man, but also a very curious one, so he put on his boots and followed the humming to one of the sides of the ship.

The air felt nostalgic, almost as if the sea was saying goodbye to him. He chuckled, that idea was ridiculous, even for a sea enthusiast like him. He leaned on the wood, feeling the breeze hitting his face and his glasses getting dirty.

He thought of jumping, filling all his pockets with something heavy, and never look up. While this sinister thought crossed his mind, the humming became clearer and suddenly the transfigured into words being sung. Que es mi barco mi tesoro, Que es mi dios la libertad, Mi ley, la fuerza y el viento, Mi única patria, la mar. 

Logan abruptly stood up, panting heavily. The words once again turned into a soft humming. “I am exhausted; I must be imagining things,” he said, trying to convince himself. He couldn’t, but he decided it had been a dream.

The next day, Logan went to a pub to try and forget the fact that he spent almost a year working with the Crown. The payment had been good though, so once he found a place to sleep, he went directly to get a drink. The pub was full of marines, fishers and pirates, each of them minding their own business. This was a town near the shore, so of course it was full of people made a living thanks to the ocean.

Logan couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy. 

He was moping around, sipping a beer, when he heard a familiar melody: the same rhythm of the song he had dreamed about. “Olas de plata y azul; y ve el capitán pirata,” was singing the bartender while he cleaned some dishes.

“Excuse me?” Logan got the attention of the young man, who looked at him with an eyebrow raised. “That song…uhm?” The alcohol was hitting him, and he couldn’t blame anyone but himself. He knew he didn’t have a high resistance to alcohol and yet...

“It’s an old pirate song, from my hometown,” the bartender answered with a thick accent and continued doing his work.

Pirates, huh. 

That night Logan dreamed about living a pirate’s life, and the next day he was decided to begin a new life as a pirate. If the Crown hadn’t cut it, he would try betting on the other side of the coin. At first, he fantasized of buying a ship, getting a crew and just sailing off into the sea. That idea was tossed really quickly, however, when he realized that no one was going to trust him, since he wasn’t precisely a strong man. Besides, he didn’t want to be a pirate captain, he just wanted to be in the ocean and fucking investigate.

Well, for now he had to get used to life in this town.

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Two years passed quickly for everyone in that small town, for everyone expect for Logan Sanders.

By then, Logan had probably asked more like begged every freaking pirate that went through this town to let him join the crew. Yes, he may not know how to fight, but he was a good strategist, and he could even clean the ship. Most of them would just laugh right in his face and brush him off, others would make him scrub the deck spotless and then spit something like we’ll let you know.

Logan got it, really. He wasn’t a muscular, strong man, but it wasn’t solely his fault. When you grow up in a foster home with twenty other mouths to feed, you can’t exactly eat to your heart’s content. Of course he wasn’t going to grow tall, he thanked the gods for not being sickly.

Logan’s money was starting to dry up. Most of the time, when he needed money to pay for the small room he slept in, he would gamble in the pub. It was laughably easy, since most of the people who gambled there were pretty drunk, and Logan was good at it. Actually, that was how he knew he was good at developing strategies; he had never used them in combat, mainly because he didn’t fight, but if he was good at tricking men twice his size, then he couldn’t be that bad a strategist.

He was on his way to the pub when he surprisingly made out an unknown ship tied in the dock. He smiled bitterly, thinking that maybe he would ask its captain eventually, but he already felt defeated. He sighed, and then the soft melody started. 

It was odd, yes. Logan knew he was probably going crazy, but ever since his last time on board, he could hear a soft hum coming from the sea. It started always at the same hour, like a sweet bell indicating the moon would soon come out to greet him. He found it comforting, for some reason. He also knew that it was probably just him imagining things.

He hummed along and went into the pub.

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Deceit sighed for what it felt like the millionth time. He really loved Patton, he would kill anyone for him, but he was so-

“We can just ask them, right?” He sighed again.

-childish and so innocent for a pirate.

“Enlighten me, please,” Dee said, “How would you ask someone to please let us steal all their money?” He hissed.

Patton pouted, “You don’t have to be mean, you know.”

Deceit was about to call it a day. I am sorry, my Captain, we don’t have money due to our inability to create a plan and Patton being, well, himself. He wondered, why the hell he was paired with Patton? 

Someone cleaned his throat next to them, and Deceit instinctively touch his dual swords. Patton’s hand went to his whip; he preferred a weapon that could hurt but didn’t kill. “Uhm,” The guy showed his open hands, to show he wasn’t posing any threat. “M-mind if I help?” He asked. The guy was tiny, really, probably a few inches shorter than Virgil.

Patton’s soft, pleading eyes laid on Deceit, and of course no one could say no to him, so he just sighed. “That guard has an issue turning on his right side, so if you attacked him from there it’s probably easier to overpower him. That way also you would have direct access to the money, without alerting any other guard and breaking into a fight.” He said, almost too low, as if he was scared. He probably was.

Patton looked at Deceit, who was staring into the guy’s eyes, looking for any traces of a lie. He gave a short nod to Patton when he realized he wasn’t lying. “If somehow this is a trap,” Deceit said, getting closer to the man, “We’ll kill you right here, pipsqueak.” 

The guy gulped hard, “I am not lying,” He took a deep breath, “I give you my word.” 

Deceit stoop up, and signaled Patton to remain there, “Mo, you stay here.”

“Aye, Dee.” He said, “I am not killing him, though.” He added.

“Of course not.” Deceit murmured, clearly annoyed and mumbling to himself. 

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His plan worked. Of course it did, Logan didn’t have any doubts about its efficiency. -Except he was literally shaking the whole time he sat next to the friendly one- 

Once they saw the one who had his face covered with a thin black cloth approaching the table, the friendly one —Patton, he learned later—, took his hand, stood up and suddenly he was running with the two of them. 

Logan expected the worse. This is how I’ll die. However, once they were far away from the pub, he saw that Patton was smiling. 

“See that, Dee? I told you, violence is never the solution.” 

Dee, Logan assumed, was smirking a little, “You do realize that stealing is not exactly a pinnacle of morality, right?” He said, checking the bag full of golden coins.

“I dunno what that means.” Patton said back, cheerfully.

“It means the peak,” Logan said, trying to catch his breath, “Li…like the culminating po…point,” He was wheezing, trying to breathe again, resting his hands on his knees and trying not to choke, “I-is like saying the goal.”

“Okay buddy,” Patton said, giving him small patpats on his back, “You did a good job.” 

Dee was counting the money inside the bag, “I think our Captain would be satisfied.” He finally said, picking a bunch of coins and throwing them into a small bag. 

“This is for your help, pipsqueak.” Logan looked up, to see Dee handing the small bag to him. 

For a moment he was thought about trading the money for a spot in their crew, since he now realized they were probably pirates from the ship he saw earlier at the dock. He opened his mouth when–

“I think we should keep him.” Patton said. 

Dee didn’t even look at him, “No.”

Patton pouted. Logan actually saw a pirate pouting. “At least we can buy him a drink?” 

Dee stayed silent for a minute. “Remus expects us back at the ship at night.” He sighed, “I guess a couple of drinks won’t affect us.”

Logan looked at Patton, noticing how he was staring at him. “Well, we can’t go back to the pub we just stole from, right? And we’re not from around here so...”

“Right, right. Follow me, I know another place.” 

Logan was about to get drunk with pirates, and he had no idea how that would turn out. 

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Patton was stumbling his way back into the ship, when he saw Virgil already at the dock. “Vi~” he said, leaving Deceit’s side and running to hug the smaller man. 

Virgil didn’t hug him back, but he did put his hand on his waist to help him stabilize his body. “You are drunk.” 

Deceit chuckled when Remus gave him a questioning look, “Sorry about that, Captain.” He shook his head when he saw Virgil helping Patton into the quarters, “Someone helped us get the money you asked for and, well, you know Patton.” 

“Why did someone help you? Couldn’t handle it alone, Deceit?” He said, with a twisted smile on his face. 

“On the contrary, my Captain,” they started walking into the ship, “Patton didn’t let me.” 

They laughed softly. They walked towards the side of the ship, Remus staring at the water. “Should I be concerned about this person who helped you, Damien?”

Dee wasn’t comfortable when people called him by his name, it was something he had left with his past life. However, when Remus did it, he couldn’t help but feel a light wave of warmth spreading inside his chest. “Not really, my Captain,” he saw how Remus slightly shook his head. “He’s just a pirate wannabe. He’s really clever, if I must say.” 

Remus hummed, and started walking towards his quarters without saying another word. 

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Logan was drunk. 

Deceit and Patton took him home since he couldn’t even walk straight. He fumbled with the keys of the room and threw himself on his bed. 

He was too drunk to acknowledge the small humming addressing him by his name. “We’ll meet soon, Logan.” 

He was too drunk to realize it wasn’t a dream.

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Roman was lying near his brother’s ship, smiling to himself.

“I am going to run my precious ship over your obnoxious tail if you don’t tell me what you’re plotting, Roman.” Remus hissed.

Roman just smirked at his brother.

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Apparenlty Roman can speak Spanish. 

Next Chapter Remus will meet Logan! I am so excited for this fic lol, anyways. Thank you so much for reading it <3

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FLOYD COFFIN PUMPKIN!

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85 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

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TWST common headcanons mistaken for canon

I Made a thread on twitter about some of the common headcanons/misconceptions/misinfo about some of the stuff in twst, so thought I could maybe post it here too. (I am working on a few more posts but those will be longer and come later- this is just the simple stuff.)

“Floyd gives fish nicknames as a sign of affection”

Nope! When it is brought up in Ep 4-24 he refers to Kalim as Sea-Otter which Grim is confused about, and Jade goes on to say that he prefers to give people sea-creature themed nicknames. The addition of “sign of affection” was not in the original version!

“Herbivore is only used for Yuu (and used as a sign of affection)”

Nope! Leona calls several characters besides Yuu/Grim Herbivores, it seems to be his “go to” insult. (Ex. rival magift team members etc)

“Cater used to be the Heartslabuyl Dorm Leader”

Nope! He and Trey had been roommates for 2 years, and dorm leaders get their own rooms so they wouldn't have had to share. Also, Riddle mentions that it’s one of Trey’s “upperclassmen” rather than “classmates”.

“Floyd threw a fit first year because he (or Jade) got sorted into a different dorm”

Nope! This one was theorized due to one of Jades home voicelines, but in Floyd’s Beans Day personal story, he clarifies that he teased Riddle during the ceremony until he got blasted with magic.

“Azul and the twins are childhood friends”

Er, Sort of. Depending on where you draw the line for ‘childhood’. They’ve known Azul since elementary school, but weren’t friends with him at the very least until middle school, and only then did he change from Tako-chan to Azul.

“Floyd only calls people he likes/respects by their real name.”

Maybe, but not confirmed. The only characters he calls by their names are Jade and Azul, and Azul’s changed after X amount of years on his radar as Tako-chan. Everyone else, including the staff, have fish names.

“Child-of-man is specifically used for Yuu (and a sign of affection)”

Nope! He refers to the entire VDC group as ‘children-of-men’ in 5-67, as well as humans in general (as in 6-52)

“Malleus redecorated Ramshackle for Yuu after the STYX incident”

Nope! It was fixed by STYX and the VDC gang! (6-84)

“Ortho is a sweet baby that would never hurt a fly”

Nope! Ortho has threatened to destroy the school on multiple occasions (Ghost marriage, halloween, fairy gala) with his proton beam. Not to mention humiliating the Dia mob characters in his Dorm SSR story. ****SPOILERS FOR EP 6*** DO NOT READ THIS ONE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED** YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!*** and definitely wanted to destroy the world but you know. I personally think Ortho should be allowed to fire the beam, just once, as a treat.

“The Leech Family are Mafia”

Let’s be real there’s a GOOD fucking chance this one is true, but I think one that’ll stay HC because of that Disney label. The information about the Leech family status and business dealings leads pretty pointedly towards fish crimes, but as Jade assures in his first birthday card, it is all ‘VERY normal’.

“X character is __ sexuality”

Schrodinger's canon, all of it is canon and at the same time none of it is canon. All of them are up for interpretation (and will likely always remain so to rake in $$$). The only thing mentioned is that Ace had a girlfriend in middle school. Some characters seem more “coded” (gay, bi, ace, etc) than others, but outside of that one mention of Ace’s ex, nothing has been confirmed.

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Bread.

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#2

Another rant about another eel

It’s been a while since my last eels rant, but here I am again to rant about good ol’ Jade Leech and how the fandom seems to uhhh… gloss over the canon information we’re given and give him whatever personality they feel like. As always, if you don’t care about canon lore, or the blatant information we’ve been given and prefer house husband uwu soft Jade, carry on and do what you will. I’ll put the rest of this under a cut because it’s likely to get long because I am salty and so so so so so sick of takes that completely ignore his canon characteristics to replace it with uwu baby he’s so soooofft instead. At this point I am BEGGING the EN twst fandom to read more than bad youtube translations of the main story only, and read the card stories and events since the characters get their own spotlight and time to actually dig into their personalities because the uwuification of Jade is the *worst*

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So, one of the VERY FIRST THINGS we learn about Jade, is that he enjoys playing with people, and using them to best suit whatever plans he’s aiming to achieve. For example, the conversation in Jade’s robes story spells out REALLY QUICKLY what kind of person he is

Jade: Frightening students so quickly after they entered school….. 

Jade: Don’t you think there’ll be plenty of chances to do that later?

Floyd: Eeh~. If you want to tell people something, isn’t it best to say it straight away? That’s way faster! 

Jade: Of course, that’s one way to do it….. But it’s not preferable. 

Jade: The thing I desire the most is not fear, but chess pieces that can be moved for the sake of Octavinelle 

Jade: And in order to get that, one of the most important things is “public confidence”. And to obtain that, first impressions are crucial

Jade: In addition to the country of origin, hobbies, preferences, the food they dislike and subjects they are bad at…

Jade: I also listed all their MagiCam accounts. I just happened to come to know about those too.

Azul: Oh….. And the ID’s listed under “private”?

Azul: Incredible, could it be that you managed to obtain everyone’s private accounts despite their attempts to hide them? 

Jade: Ah, oopsie. It was so incredibly easy to find, I may have accidentally gone and written all of those down too.

Azul: Oh, how terrible. If this list were leaked, everybody would be oh so troubled. 

Jade: In that case, you should make sure to properly manage the list so that it does not get leaked. 

This isn’t some misunderstanding, or fear of Azul to act, or some other misplaced garbage softboy bullshit the fandom sometimes spouts, he knows exactly what he’s doing, and it’s something that he ENJOYS. It's why he and Floyd work so well together cause Jade will happily fuck with their head before Floyd breaks their bones (standby for the ‘stop uwufying Floyd’ rant cause you know I have one of those too). And Azul knows and takes advantage of that exact fact. None of them are soft uwu babies, they all know what they’re doing, and are exceptionally good at it. 

I’m not sure if this is at large just a “we didn’t read that card or the translation was bad (like the Floyd fish nicknames for affection when it just says nicknames) or read at surface level or inability to understand what’s NOT being said” etc, but I see it a lot. A lot of things about Jade aren’t said outright, because that’s EXACTLY the game he plays to fly under the radar. He’s Monsieur Mastermind for a reason, Rook knows that every single one of his actions and mannerisms is thought out and pre-planned so I don’t understand why some folks out here are refusing to see it, especially when even in universe the characters regularly comment on this exact thing. There’s MULTIPLE instances of Jade using people and being facetious to keep up the facade of Azul’s lackey without much else going for him at all. His magic is understated, he fades into the background and lets Azul/Floyd be the standout Octa students, but he always seems to know *exactly* what is going on and where, and how to manipulate the situation to suit what it is he’s after. 

In his own dorm card he pretends to leave Octavinelle in order to manipulate Vil into doing some free promo work for the lounge, and no one is sure of his intentions the entire time he’s there. Rook and Vil know that he’s using them but can’t quite put their finger on what he’s up to, BUT because he’s so good at his job they let their inhibitions go and let him get on with whatever he’s up to. Jade knows how to act and what to do to get people to trust him, and part of his charm is that he keeps to himself so that there isn’t any negative correlations with him like there are Floyd. It seems everyone is afraid of Floyd’s mood swings, but no one suspects Jade of having any ulterior motive because he’s always so well behaved and kind to people. Even when Kalim is making him tea and he’s thinking to himself that his teeth are going to rot out of his mouth, he keeps up the kind demeanor and drinks the tea, because Kalim could always be a powerful pawn (which he then becomes in ep 4). During beans day 2 Azul mentions that between the twins, Jade is the more dangerous of the two, and who better than the one that knows them best to make the observation. I think it’s pretty obvious that Jade’s favourite type of game is playing chess with those he’s around (he even mentions he likes terrariums because he controls everything inside of them), but I think the focus on mushrooms and mountains sometimes detracts from that. Even sociopaths have hobbies, friends!

And that I think is where it gets confusing for some people, there’s the sociopathic tendencies, but he has friends and likes mushrooms and mountain climbing and smiles genuinely sometimes, so he can’t be all that bad! Except, having things you enjoy isn’t reserved for good people. Plus,  look at the people he’s closest to. Floyd is what I would personally call a psychopath (I know there’s a lot of takes on this, but that’s an essay for another day), and Azul is a few screws loose of being normal himself. They’re all brilliant, but that doesn’t mean they’re good people. Some of the examples I’ve seen for how Jade is ‘misunderstood’ as ‘evil’ are easily debunked by canon, because he almost always says something facetious and creepy afterwards to undermine the ‘sweetness’ of it. Not to mention that good and bad isn’t black and white. You can do good things while still being a bad person and vice versa, and doing good things while being a bad person is Jade’s bread and butter. Twisted wonderland in general is very much about morally grey characters where none are implicitly good or evil, and I think we’ve yet to see anyone *actually* evil, BUT the Octavinelle trio are the closest to classic disney villain bad guy we’ve gotten to see so far. 

To go off topic here a bit, I do wonder if the uwu-fication of the Octavinelle trio as a whole is due to the whole weird purity push that makes it so you can’t enjoy morally grey characters unless you can find the redeeming and good qualities in them. Hmmm. I understand wanting to find the good in people and so on and so forth, but the whole redemption of the villain to be able to like them without getting cancelled or whatever it is is really stupid. Let the shitty characters be shitty, because that’s what makes them interesting. It’s like with Crowley, he’s not a good role model but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad character because he’s a teacher and should be a good role model (or whatever mental gymnastics are there). The point of having a colourful cast is that not everyone is static or good and the characters grow, though sometimes that growth isn’t in a positive way, and that’s okay because it’s fiction. 

Okay back on topic, and back to Jade. 

So if we’re operating on the assumption that not every character needs to be a good person to be a good character, Jade is an EXCELLENT example. He is very multifaceted and if you look at him just on the surface he seems like a really decent dude. He IS very helpful, and he CAN be very kind, and he DOES enjoy wholesome things wholeheartedly, BUT i think boiling it down to those points and ignoring the sea of red flags is the entire point of his character. He wants to fly under the radar and not stand out as a bad-guy. That’s how he gets things done. Even in canon it’s commented on by Trey and Riddle, with Trey being taken in by the good guy act and Riddle mentioning he needs to look beyond the surface because Jade never does anything without reason. I think one of the best examples of how Jade thinks is in Silvers FG card. He immediately changes his tactic when dealing with Silver when the latter balks at Jade mentioning “forcing” the fairies to do anything for them. He immediately sees the change in atmosphere and as such changes the way he interacts with him and takes control of the situation with the fairy to get the results he desires. Silver, being the goodest of boys, doesn’t seem to see the point of Jades plan and words to manipulate both of them into doing the work he needs done. Afterwards, Jade seems amused by Silver’s words that he ‘spoke from the heart’ as if it’s something he himself had never tried. 

Jade: I didn't expect you to flatter them to receive it. You are quite the negotiator, aren't you?

Silver: Negotiator…? I only spoke from the heart.

Silver: If you speak with sincerity, it does not matter if they are human or fae, they will understand.

Jade: From the heart… I see. Well now, that is a wonderful vision.

“Sounds fake but okay” - Jade Leech, probably. This point in the story could be where we see more character development in that Jade learns that maybe shady and underhanded isn’t the best way to go about things, BUUUUUUUT, since the event is an “IF” version of a side event, I wouldn’t count on it happening anytime soon (if at all). Jade is definitely one of the most nuanced characters in TWST (imo) so I think it is easy to miss all of the hints and things that have been scattered between the main story, character stories, voice lines, and events, but once you put everything together I think it it paints a very clear picture what kind of person he is, and unfortunately it’s not the uwu soft boy house husband pushover that most of the EN fandom stuff I see seems to take him for. Again, if that’s your personal preference you do you, but I find it very hard to ignore the information that is SUCH a big part of his character. (Speaking of, I did see a complaint that most of the fandom is with me on the ‘Jade is a sociopath’ front, so like… can someone tell me where to find it cause I always find the opposite) To throw it all out the window to focus on the much smaller parts of his personality I think are doing him and his character a huge disservice by just … missing the point. Jade is a good character BECAUSE he’s a bad person, and because he doesn’t seem to want to be a good person at all. He (and Floyd) enjoy causing problems, and watching chaos unfold, and ignoring it for the less often seen softer points is lame. 

Moving onto how he cares for people. Of course he’s able to genuinely interact and appreciate those that he cares about. His relationship with Floyd and Azul of course is different in nature than it is with anyone else at the school. He’s known Floyd since birth and been friends with Azul since middle school, that being said… that doesn’t mean that there’s no tension there at all. During beans day, Jade mentions he’s glad to be on the opposite side as Azul so that he can challenge him, and can’t wait to see the look on Azul’s face when he loses (rip tho lol). He does provoke Floyd occasionally as well when he’s in a shitty mood, so it’s not as if he’s all sunshine and rainbows with them either. He does after all, fully agree with Azul to wringing the eel slime out of Floyd despite knowing that it’ll be really painful for him, laugh at him when he gets blasted by Riddle at their entrance ceremony and tease Azul after his overblot. In regards to the overblot, of course he’s worried afterwards. Azul is his friend, whereas the same can’t be said for most other people in the cast. Azul is more than a pawn, and though he would likely not hesitate to use Azul if necessary, Azul knows him well enough to help with his schemes openly knowing about any shady reasoning behind it so there would be no reason to. I think as far as friendship goes for him, the only ones he truly opens up to are people like himself (like Azul and Floyd) not because he’s worried that he’d frighten them, but because he wants people that will help him and enjoy the same things as him. His hobbies are his own personal interests so Azul and Floyd not sharing them with him is fine, but when he has the more malicious intentions, as is shown SO many times, he wants to have friends that will increase the chaos rather than trying to diffuse it. Even in his official profile it says that he dislikes being bored. 

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291 notes - Posted June 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I have this headcanon that when Azul was still Tako-chan, the twins used to bother him similar to how Floyd bothers Riddle now. Before he figured out their game he'd get angry and fight back, but because he is a slow Tako it didn't amount to much. What it did do though, was make Azul better at drafting his contracts, since the twins would and did exploit every mis-step he made and every loophole he didn't realize he gave them. Once he figured it out, his contracts became air tight since while he was writing them he'd think of the pesky twins and what they'd do to get out of it.

Once Azul realized how they operated he began fighting back by anticipating their actions and countering before they could strike. If he wasn't able to counteract in time, he kept his composure instead of getting angry. The twins noticed the change in his reactions and actions and that's when he went from Tako-chan to Azul. He wasn't just their prey any longer, he was like them. And that was interesting.

So now, they all keep each other in check and on their toes because everything could be a test, and none of them want to be caught in a trap they should have expected. So I think they all work together so seamlessly because they all keep each other engaged and interested because in their three-way power struggle there's no definitive winner.

I also have thoughts on how this would translate to shipping, but that's for another day.

301 notes - Posted June 5, 2022

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A Blue CatAstrophe Ch.5

Ah, angst. *sips cup of tears*

Ch.1 Ch.2 Ch.3 Ch.4

Lance was grateful that the test tube of pollen was tightly capped as he ran down the hallways, the others chasing him and shouting for him to come back. No way in hell was he letting them accidentally breathe in any of this! He did not want Pidge to become a cat too, nor suffer the pain he'd felt while transforming. Where was a place they wouldn't check for him? Blue flashed an image of his room in his mind, and he turned left at the correct passageway. He weaved through the hallways and clawed at his door until it opened, and he bolted inside and pricked his ears as the door slid shut behind him.

His room was the same as he'd left it that day, bed still ruffled and his sleep clothes scattered over the sheets. He wriggled his way under the bed, still gripping the vial in his jaws, panting as his eyes darted around, still panicked.

He vividly remembered that burning pain that had ripped him apart and put him back together, and shuddered. Blue tried snapping him out of it by sending a lot of calming, comforting emotions through their bond, but it only helped so much. Vaguely, he wondered if Shiro felt like this whenever he had a flashback. He tucked the vial under his body and rested his head on his paws. Huffing quietly, he pricked his ears to listen for the others.

Pidge yelped as she dropped the vial, Azul snatching it midair and taking off as if a demon was after him. “Azul! No! Bad kitty!” Pidge screeched, taking off after the cat in question. Shiro and Keith went with her, their longer legs easily overtaking her stride and she lost both men and cat within the first few hallways. She keeled over and wheezed, cursing her tiny legs and low stamina. Why the hell had Azul done that?!?

Green growled and suddenly shot her a vision; Lance screaming, and the vial of pollen. Blood and ripped clothes. She inhaled sharply, straightening up. “Oh quiznak. Green, did- Did Blue show you that?” She asked, almost afraid of the answer. Green rumbled confirmation. “So Blue knows what happened to Lance, and it involves the pollen, doesn't it.” She slid against the wall, sitting on the ground with a thump. Another growl of confirmation. She placed her head in her hands, trying to calm her breathing. This whole time, they could have asked Blue. Sudden realization hit her like a freight train. Azul. Azul was somehow the key in all this. She had to find that cat, and then grab Shiro so they could connect to the Blue Lion on the astral plane. She jumped to her feet and ran off to find Allura. She needed to borrow the mice for a minute.

It took them two days to scan the entire Castle to find Azul. The mice eventually found him, and told Allura that the troublesome kitten was hiding under the bed in Lance's room. Keith was the one sent to grab him. Squaring his shoulders, he opened the door and strolled in. Kneeling down next the bed, he scrambled back as a brown blur shot past him and into the hall. Oh no you fucking don't! Keith thought, lunging and managing to grab onto the kitten's tail. Azul yowled and whirled on Keith, claws digging into his gloves and attempting to bite his fingers.

“Argh! Come on, you annoying furball! You're one of the only clues to finding where Lance is! You and Blue! Do you have any idea how bad it's gotten around here without him?!?” Keith hissed, squirming forward to firmly grip the kitten around his ribcage. “I'd never say it to his face, but I kind of like when he challenges me to stupid shit! Now I've got no one to mess around with, or race, or drag me from the training room before I get really badly hurt, or talk to because Shiro has been moping in his room blaming himself since Lance went missing, Pidge has barely slept analyzing the cells of that tree we found blood traces on, Hunk won't stop stress baking, Coran cleans until his hands blister, and Allura is constantly going back and forth talking to the local aliens about where he might have gone!”

Azul had stopped struggling, and was now staring at Keith in something akin to shock. In fact, now that he looked closer, those eyes seemed… really familiar. Wait a second. Azul was a cat, there was no way he'd understand what Keith was saying...unless…

“Wait… Azul, you aren't a cat at all, are you?” Keith breathed, hands going slack. Azul didn't move. Then, slowly, he nodded, ears flattened against his skull. “Oh quiznak. You- Then, you're actually- Holy shit.” Keith's started hyperventilating, suddenly realizing exactly why those eyes looked so familiar. Only one person had that exact shade of ocean blue. “Lance? Is that you?” He choked, tears welling up in his eyes.

Azul- No, Lance, mewed and nodded again, padding forward to wipe a tear away with his paws. Keith scooped him up and sobbed into that chocolate fur. “You idiot! Why didn't you tell us sooner? How the hell did you become a cat anyways?!?” The Red Paladin scolded his former human friend, somehow managing to look very very disgruntled with tear tracks on his cheeks. Red grumbled with him, because Blue had been trying to keep this a secret for a while, since Lance had asked. Lance meowed and scrambled under the bed, nudging the vial of pollen out from the hiding spot and pushed it over to Keith.

Keith quirked an eyebrow and picked up the capped tube, eying it warily. “Wait, is this why? Did you freak out on Pidge because this is the stuff that made you all… fluffy?” He asked, as Lance jumped up into his lap and mewed again, nodding furiously. “I'm guessing you got covered in this stuff, or you breathed it in… wait, why am I still sitting here with you? We gotta tell the others!” Keith yelped, scooping up Lance and booking it the fuck out of the room.

Everyone was already assembled in Blue's hangar when Keith burst in, holding Lance up and yelling at the top of his lungs. “GUYS HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FIGURED OUT!!!” Everyone jumped, startled by the sudden noise level from the usually lowkey Paladin. After calming his racing heart, Shiro blinked at Keith. “Exactly why are you yelling?” He asked, very concerned, because Keith never yelled. Ever. It was usually a cause for alarm when he did. Keith grinned and looked up at Blue. “I think Blue should say it first. She can tell us the full story better than I can. I literally figured it out only a few minutes ago anyways.” He explained, shifting Lance in his arms.

Blue rumbled, and they all sat down in a circle. Connecting to their Lions, they then focused on Blue, their Lions opening up their own connection with their sister and allowing them into Blue's personal pocket dimension, or astral plane where her spirit resided.

It was very different from Black's plane, where as Black's pocket dimension was purple and black and surrounded by the stars, Blue's dimension was a blue and white field of ice and snow, yet it wasn't cold at all, but warm and comforting.

The sky wasn't a sky at all, but actually the ocean, soft blue and teal, rippling every now and then. Everything was outlined in deep blue, and Blue herself was sitting in front of all the Paladins, purring. For some reason, Azul was there too. The kitten purred and bounded over to the larger, robotic feline, rearing up on his hind legs and booping noses with the Voltron Lion, who had also bent down to touch noses with the smaller cat. Keith wasn't surprised at all, he was actually even smirking. Blue rumbled at the team, and settled herself down, the Paladins becoming surrounded by her large paws. With a soft huff, she began telling the story as she had seen it.

// aaaaaand cliffhanger! Keith knows!~ Blue has a pretty astral plane/pocket dimension area! I see each Lion as having their own space, not just Black :) each space corresponds to that Lion's area, like Green has a forest, and Yellow has a prairie and Red has a volcanic island or something. Next chapter is Blue Lion POV. :D and the rest of the team learn about Azul/Lance! Are you excited? I am!