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umich players as glee characters

inspired by the trouty mouth edit and by the fact that i love glee

matty beniers as: rachel berry

they are the Moment and if they don't get a solo at regionals, there will be hell to pay. both can quote the lyrics from any song from funny girl on the spot. don't rain on my parade from matty when???

kent johnson as: sam evans

trouty mouth. "how many balls can you fit in your mouth?""idk i've never tried, how many balls can you fit in yours?" white fucking chocolate. tells owengirls they have pretty eyes in the avatar language.

thomas bordeleau and brendan brisson as: santana lopez and brittany s. pierce

i mean, choose who is who at this point but i mean...

bords is more likely to think lesbanese means "lesbian" and to host a show with his cat named lord tubbington called fondue for two

...and briss is more likely to go all lima heights on your ass

owen power as: finn hudson

"the show's gotta go all over the place or something." would in fact think he has to be religious cause jesus showed up burnt onto a sandwich and would name it "grilled chesus". not a thought in that man's head at all times.

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somebody: aww, i feel bad for gabe

me: don't, he fucking deserves it

[allheathenshere--archive-blog]

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jamie drysdale is...something

please just go with me on this one

at this point, my blog is just conspiracy theories lmao

BUT HEAR ME OUT

if someone said jamie drysdale doesn't have a hint of asian ancestry in him, I WOULD NOT BELIEVE THEM

like ????

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HAPPY IN THIS SWEATER????

am i projecting? maybe, BUT ALSO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ASIAN/HAVE ASIAN ANCESTRY TOO

like his dad???? there's just something there that's not completely white and i don't know how to explain it BUT I MUST HAVE A SIXTH SENSE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING THERE

and his *brother*

looks v wasian

he's got the monolid going on and like there's something about him where i can't like....definitely say "ah yes white"

one day i will get to the bottom of this conspiracy BUT FOR NOW i will simply just accept that it's me projecting on jamie and that he is not wasian (although i may headcanon him as such)

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live look at what's going on in my head

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live look at what's going on rn

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kj being flirty

yeah to combat the sadness of today, here's a collection of moments of kj flirting and my thoughts on them...because i *want* to document this

look at that tongue!!! the lean in!!! the smile!!!

everyone else going for prom photo but then there's kj fully giving phil a hug

look at this!!! the full hug here!!!

not a mason/kent person BUT I DO HAVE TO ADMIT that kent is flirting with him here

just YELLING in his ear??? his little smiles??? adorable

the smirk??? and the blush and look down? what is this boy doing if NOT flirting here

FLIRTING AND POUTING AROUND HIS MOUTHGUARD WHEN OWEN TURNS AWAY BECAUSE THAT'S HIS BOYFRIEND AND HE WANTS TO TALK TO HIM

unrelated but owen looks so indignant that mason interrupts them, turns around like EXCUSE ME

will even flirt with the enemy!! doesn't even care that they're in a close game! just wants to flirt!

not really flirting but more of a smug smirk like look, i tap this (this being owen) on the regular...just letting everyone know you know.

that's all i can find on kj being flirty FOR NOW but if anyone wants to offer anything else up, i'd love to add it to this list!!!

he gets me all 🥰because despite having a dedicated, long term boyfriend in owen, he's all flirty!!! just so sweet towards everyone!!!

end of story: i love kent johnson

thanks @kentjohnsons for letting me use her gifs!!

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Where is the “he’s hot and he knows it” Owen receipts I wanna witness this with my own eyes😭😭😭

i mean...

i'll see what i can do to convince you

that's all tumblr can allow me for one post...but hope this proves my point...he KNOWS he's attractive and he's just waiting for the world to realize

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@kentjohnsons and i on our way to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss mark masters into doing a "teammates" segment with owen and kent:

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hey look it’s us

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when i say i study "hockey history" i don't mean who won the cup in 1938; no i mean that find out shit like cole perfetti and jamie drysdale played spring hockey together on the oshawa generals selects u15 team in spring 2017–

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you:

the girl he tells you not to worry about:

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WAKE UP I MADE MEMES AND EDITS

and my favourites:

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make it happen.

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yeehaw 🤠