#welcome to my mess of a blog!

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

Is it bad that I want to see more of that Were-Doc Au?

the people love mad scientist turned big wet dog

[deoidesign]

IF YOURE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME

TIME AFTER TIME

IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU ILL BE WAITING

TIME AFTER TIME

[mwolf0epsilon]

Well! My work acclimating my new followers to my insane reblogging process is done! -tosses baseball bat aside-

[sleepyslag]

hello 500 followers?? most I've ever had on any blog?? ilyyyy

[jazzzzzzhands]

Not a request but my own art to show you

Say hello to Home’s very own doctor/veterinarian/dentist Winifred

Hi! Hello!!!

Oh I love her! Vines for hair?

They blossom when she's happy?

That's SO BLESSED!!

Hope you don't mind, I wanted to take a try at her!

[justice4billiam]

Math Class

So there was this one moment in time in high school where I actually liked a guy (I know, weird concept, just go with it) who sat in front of me in my math class.

Something you should know about me, I fucking suck at math.

Another thing you should know about me, I was kind of a dick in high school.

Okay, I’m still kind of a dick, but a nice one.

However in high school, I was extra dick-ish (I’m sure it had to do with all raging teenage hormones and a shit childhood)

Anyway.

I fucking sucked at math.

And what happens when you suck at math?

Your teacher assigns you a tutor to help “guide you to the path of success” or whatever she said.

Cool.

No big deal, right?

Wrong.

She assigned me to the nearest person to me.

The fucking guy I had a crush on.

Who thought I was the fucking worst.

Now you’re probably thinking nooo, he couldn’t possibly think that way about you. I’m sure it was all in your head

Well, you’re wrong. The guy hated me.

BUT for good reason.

He just so happened to be the brother of the girl I beat up half a week earlier in gym class.

NOW.

I didn't beat her up just because…no. She was an absolute terror to this disabled girl in said gym class.

She would verbally bully her to the point of tears.

But that one particular day she physically shoved her to the ground while we were all running the mile.

Remember how I said I was a dick?

Well, I used my powers for good. (mostly)

I watched that shit happen.

Then came strolling up to her while she was shooting the shit with her friends and shoved that bish so hard.

Her stupid unblended orange face (this was the early 2010s guys, no one wore the right makeup shade or blended their foundation into their damn necks) bounced off the concrete floor.

Let me just tell you…it was satisfying as hell.

It started a full on fight of which resulted in her getting her ass handed to her.

So you see, her brother hated me

And I didn't blame him

A sister is a sister.

You stand by your siblings, I get it.

BUT.

I had a big fat crush on him and now he was to tutor me.

Let me tell you, he was NOT happy about it.

I distinctly remember the look on his face the second the teacher called his name out to work with me.

It was the kind of face you make when you smell roadkill wafting through your car vents because you have outside air circulating while you're going 65mph(that's 96.56kmph) on a back road.

The look fueled the need to make him like me.

Those who know me now, know I'm a cheeky, flirty little shit.

So not to toot my own horn but it's hard NOT to like me.

(Is that my god-complex talking? Probably)

I can get along with just about anyone.

Not so surprisingly after about 30 minutes of flirting my way into his heart, I had him FLUSTERED.

I'm talking man giggling.

Blushed cheeks.

Couldn't even make eye contact with me.

FLUSTERED.

Don't like who?

Not me.

I'm sure you're probably wondering where I'm going with this.

Well, after class ended he invited me over to his house after school.

A normal person probably wouldn't go to the house of the girl you beat up and meet her parents while on her brother's arm.

I did.

I went.

I wish I had taken a picture of her face when I walked into her house. (she had stayed home the rest of that week because I beat her ass)

Honestly, it was a core memory.

The best part was her parents didn't know it was me who did it.

It was such an eventful week for me.

Monday: bully the bully

Tuesday: ice my hand from bullying the bully

Wednesday: suck at math

Thursday: rizz the bully's brother and come home with him to have dinner with bully and her family.

Friday: DATE THE BULLYS BROTHER.

Yep. You heard me.

That dinner went so well that the guy asked me out.

And I said yes.

I then proceeded to date him the whole year and become best friends with her mom.

Oh yeah, and I still failed math.

I'm gonna make this a series 🤭

@voyeurmunson im sure you'd get a giggle out of this. 😅🤭

[just-dol-headshots]

uhhh hi there :0

[artsyfalafel]

alr i think imma go shower and play bg3 for the night but feel free to spam if youre trying to hunt for a badge or a count lol

[nulltune]

WAVING VV EXCITEDLY AT NEW MUTUALS BC HELLO HELLO!! idk how u found my humble lil blog here but AFCJAGGKSBF TYSM FOR THE FOLLOWW 💞💕 i'm a snail but i adore this moon lady and i'm excited to toss her @ all of ur muses !!!! and this goes for all my older mutuals too ofc! 😤❤️

i've been mostly drilling thru my drafts + ask and tossing em to the queue (<- typical lynn routine) but i'll probably rb some memes soon(TM) to get some fresh interactions cookin >:3c ✨️ PLS FEEL FREE TO POKE AT ME IC OR OOC THO <33 i'm slow but am always excited to interact!! hope u enjoy ur stay heree 💓💓

[xaiquyn]

Welcome to my shit show of a blog!

My name's Xaiquyn (/zaɪkwɪn/)

Most of anything you may need to know about me is here

Might not be human, might be a therian. Idk, still working that one out.

My fandoms

MCYT (Hermitcraft, Traffic Life, Content Smp)

Good Omens

Gravity Falls

Jekyll & Hyde (+ The Glass Scientists)

Moomin

Stardew Valley

Eddsworld

BFU, Ghost Files, and Watcher

My ships:

Scarian/Desert Duo/Peskytimes/Griantimeswithscar/Sunbird/however the fuck many ship names they have (Hermitcraft/Traffic Life SMP)

Skizzpulse (Hermitcraft/Traffic Life SMP)

Billford (Gravity Falls)

Jekyde (Jekyll & Hyde (book + movie + musical) + The Glass Scientists)

Snufmin (Moomin)

Norska (Eddsworld)

Shyan + Tinsworth (BFU/Ghost Files/Watcher)

Games I like:

Minecraft

Spore

Subnautica

Slime Rancher 1 & 2

Just Shapes And Beats

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Stardew Valley

Tags:

#my art = art I've made

#reblog = stuff I've reblogged

#text post = a post I've added text to, even if it's a reblog

#my text = original text post

#image = posts with images in them

#lore drop = posts where I talk about myself

#ask = either an ask I've made, or an ask I answered

Links to some of my stuff:

Pronouns Page

YouTube

Reddit

Twitter (srry, X)

Ao3

Bluesky

Yeah that's about it, I'm not a very interesting person

PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME DONATION ASKS

[jossambird]

GOD IM SO SAD WHEN I DISCOVER A NEW MEOWMEOW AND THERE NOT BEING ANY FICS DETAILING THE ONE SPECIFIC SITUATION I WANT TO READ ABOUT

Guess Ill just have to do it myself! 😤

[dilfsuzanneyk]

not sure why I wasn't already following you but I'm so proud to have been note 69 on this post

EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR BEBIDOCRIMES GIVE IT UP FOR NUMBER 69 BABY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[tatatatatara]

I'm so pleased to see there are still Tatara enjoyers active on Tumblr and I really enjoy your posts! I think he is so interesting and I miss him. The contrast between him being devastated by the loss of his friends + family and also criticizing others for being soft is so good.

HEHEHE YES ANOTHER TATARA ENJOYER

And yesss, like many other characters in TG Tatara is full of contrasts that makes him so interesting. Like what you said he appeared to be a cruel and merciless leader of a hostile organization but through the story we learned that he's actually a very loving person. He criticized Ayato for wanting to break into Cochlea rescue his crush friend while he was still looking for Yan after like 5 years? Who's the hopeless softie now?

Or he acts high and mighty but inside he holds some kind of complex about his face and how people see him. Or when he said he didn't care about Yamori's and Bin's Brothers' death but he still takes care of their sucessors? That's some good shit I'm telling you I love him so much

[quinnigallagherjones]

QUINNI MY BELOVED

hi milo! <3

AHHH THERE SHE ISSS !!! MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED !!!

also hiiiii nolan, it's so nice to meet youuu <333

[thewritingautisticat]

I just wanna say it’s so exciting seeing other Christian’s writer on tumblr! And pspspsp!! Pspsps.

Eeeeeee hi!!!! I love finding other Christian writers!!! 😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰

[elenadoeslife]

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