#weirdly I have a lot of insight into extreme and severe mental illness

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Today in 911:

“I have a medical condition you won’t have heard of, will I still be able to get help?”

“I— of course you can sir, EMS ought to know what it is. What are the symptoms?”

“Ghosts have descended from heaven itself to do horrible and unspeakable sexual crimes to my body. They took out my intestines to [CENSORED] and implanted fecal parasites into my [CENSORED FROM HERE ON OUT FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. It went on for a SOLID three agonizing minutes]”

“…………………………………………………………………………..…of course, we’ll get EMS out to you as soon as possible.”