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[hiseternalmayfly]

Security Bets 💵

Written for @kendallroysmethpipe / @weirdgirlgf. I said I'd write out S/I's interacting and I meant it. The first of many. It doesn't matter how different the universes are. I can mash them together. Reminder that I'm open to fic/fic and fic/art trades as well as enjoy writing for my mutuals and followers!

Succession x Trigun anyone?

Characters: Seven (S/I), MJ (S/I), Vash the Stampede, Kendall Roy (Mentioned) Word Count: 1023 CW: Mentions of Alcohol Reblogs > Likes 💕

Somehow, the journalists were louder than the drunk patrons of the bar. All of it was enough to have their ears ringing. Their eyebrow twitched in frustration as a flood of invasive questions were hurled at them like hard rocks. "Can I enjoy my drink in peace?" Their teeth ground together hard enough to snap their teeth.

Their question was ignored as their persistent questioning continued.

This was a stupid idea; they should have known this was going to happen. The public latched onto gossip like a pack of starving animals. Even the smallest rumors would have them foaming at the mouth. Just need to slip out and–

The door of the bar was kicked open with enough force to nearly knock it off the hinges. It silenced the entire bar in an instant, the crowd turning to stare at the taller and slender stranger standing in the doorway, eyes shrouded by their orange glasses.

"You have 5 seconds to empty this bar before I level it to the ground." A deep male voice spoke. A gloved hand reached down at his thigh, pulling out a shiny custom revolver. His fingers strategically reloaded bullets into the chamber before clicking the barrel closed.

"One." He begins counting as he steps forward, and that single step was enough to send everyone scrambling for an exit. That one step exposed that signature red jacket that no one could mistake. The once noisy saloon is now dead silent. All that remains are them, the red-coated man, and the waitstaff? 

Why were the staff still there?

Heavy boots clicked on the ground as the man approached. Those glasses hid eyes that pierced directly into their soul, sending shivers down their spine. His spiky blonde hair was a striking feature. His pistol was raised, resting under their chin as he raised it with the barrel, making them look him in the eyes.

Oh god, they were so dead—he was going to kill them. This was the end, and–

"Okay, Vash. The people we needed out of here are gone. You don’t have to act intimidating anymore."

"Aw!" The blonde’s act was dropped immediately, and the pistol was quickly placed back into its holster. In that moment, his eyes were shining like a child being told it was bedtime. His hand rubbed the back of his head. "Did I do a good job? Do you think they were scared? How scary was I?" He leaned over towards them, getting in their face to ask them questions with excitement. "How would you rate your fear on a scale of 1 to 10?"

The blonde was jerked away from them with a loud, whiney yelp, protesting at the small, red-haired woman, who quickly hushed him like a dog.

She turned her attention to them. "MJ, right?" 

MJ was speechless. Their eyes shifted towards their drink momentarily, wondering if it had been laced while they weren’t looking.

"Sorry about him. He likes to play tough and scary sometimes." She slid into the seat next to them, a glass of whiskey on the rocks set in front of her. "You’re buying this, by the way. I’ll take it as a thank you for getting the journalists off your back."

"I’m sorry—who are you?" MJ finally got the words out.

"Not anybody too important, but my name’s Seven. Yes, that’s my actual name. Don’t think about it for too long." She slammed back the drink quickly, a satisfied sigh leaving her lips. "I already know who you are. Everyone does, after all. What’s it like dating a rich guy? Must be living such a lavish life. You don’t fit in at a place like this."

"Upper-class life is hardly enjoyable." They grumbled in reply, yet their muscles seemed to lose tension at the sight of the once-threatening blonde man now messing with a juke box like it was a new toy.

"I bet." Seven chuckles. "Listen, I’ll keep it quick. I just did you a favor, so I’d like for you to do me a favor in return." "Why should I? I’m thankful for the help, but I don’t see much benefit from striking a deal with a stranger."

"You know who that is?" Seven used her thumb to point back to the blonde, whose eyes were still glowing with glee. "Does a $60 billion dollar man ring a bell?"

MJ’s eyes shifted to the corner—a tack board with posters lined up neatly. In the middle? That dumb blonde man, fingers clutching his chin with a cheeky smile. 

"Wanted…dead or alive...$60 billion dollars... Vash the Stampede!" MJ was surprisingly calm about being in his presence, but seeing him clap his hands in joy when he was given a record to play made it clear there was a larger story at play.

"Bingo. He’s with me, and his name scares everyone who hears it. So I was thinking." She tapped her fingers on the bar. "You and your little boyfriend spare us some cash to let us get into your city without any problems, and I’ll have Mr. Stampede here keep unwanted press attention off you for a long, long time."

MJ glanced down at their drink, watching as the ice shifted around in slow motion. It wouldn’t kill them to spare some money; however, they felt a little used. At the same time…they wanted nothing more than to be left alone by the media.

Perhaps it was a buzz that they answered without even considering Kendall’s thoughts on the matter. "Deal." 

Seven offered them a thumbs up with a cheeky grin. "Perfect." She stood up from her seat, sliding the empty glass back towards the bartender, who seemed unphased by the entire situation. "We’ll be in touch. I think you and I could be great friends."

She clapped her hands, the blonde standing at attention. "Come on, Vash. Wolfwood is waiting for us." 

Vash reached his hand up at MJ with a bright smile, waving his hand in rapid fashion. "Nice to meet you! See you later!"

As MJ was now left alone in the bar, only one thought came to mind.

What the fuck?

[mxddyhero]

TRICK OR TREAT !!! 🧡🎃

-@weirdgirlgf

OMG HI MJ !!! ^^/<33 happy Halloween!!!

idk why but I feel like u would like sour/sweet things so !!!

[guzmapkmn-archive]

🎧 :3

THE FUCKIGN!!!!!!

[dudeshusband]

Cinnamon + blush !!! 💕

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

thank you :D

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

One month Strong Bow anniversary can you believe it? :O I thought to make a moodboard for this special day <3

Hehe anyways doing this to Strong Bad rn as we speak :3

[dethbug]

🌸 my half of an art trade w @weirdgirlgf !!! 🦌

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN MJ I LOVE DRAWING SILLY IMAGES FOR U !!!!!!! :-D TY AGAIN for doing an art trade w me!!!!!! ^_^

[lovinglin]

Happy Holidays @weirdgirlgf 🫶💖 I was your secret santa this year :P I hope u like the gift!!

[copiawife]

HI LOOK AT THIS CUTE COMM OF ME AND COPIA I GOT FROM @weirdgirlgf I LOVE ITTTTT

i've been really craving some hugs from my husband lately so this was just what i needed ;w; thank you so much again!!!

[ok to reblog! my self-insert blair (in the dress) uses they/it. it is not a girl do not misgender it. also do not interact if you ship romantically with papa emeritus iv]

[eliyafreeman]

~~~Eli's Selfship Fanart !!~~~

Just finished a fanart of MJ x Kendall (Succession) for my bestie @weirdgirlgf !! 💗

I am very happy you liked it !! 💗, this one went through a few sessions but at least it looks good :DD

Selfship fanart can be exhausting, art is exhausting too 😫👍🏻

[crypticcupid]

My part for my art trade with @weirdgirlgf :3

The tattoos were equal parts fun and challenging. Hehehe

[dapper-shipping-forever]

My half of an art trade with @weirdgirlgf; I drew their beautiful s/i, MJ ! Finally actually posting it, lmao

[bizarrescribblez]

YIPPEE YIPPEEE TYSM FOR TRADING WITH ME @weirdgirlgf 💜💜💜💖💖💜 ILOVED DRAWING YOU AND KENDALL SM ITS FR BEEN SOMETHING IVE BEEN WANTING TO DRAW FOR SO LONG 😭

[canon-can-fight-me]

My half of an art trade with @weirdgirlgf !!

I really enjoyed drawing this especially because your s/i has such a beautiful design! You and Kend.all are incredibly cute together! 🩷🤎

[rosieaurora]

@weirdgirlgf here’s your s/i! sorry for taking forever!! you made a really fun design :)

[pinkdinkydoon]

Redraw of my favorite scene in succession.... @weirdgirlgf

[dethbug]

thank you for the mental image i got when i read that mj